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-Ring Ring-

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ohh si PJ

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Ano yun?

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sa tingin mo ang aking 'try not to laugh challenge' hindi ganoon nakakatawa?

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-bWah-

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nan diyan kapa?

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sige hinamon mo ko

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ikaw- ikaw magpadala ka ng clips ngayon

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dahil gusto mo nakakatawa

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satotoo lang napapahalagahan ko na tinutulungan mo ko

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dahil ako ay nagkakaroon ng problema sa paglalabas ng disenteng kontento

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magpapadala ka ng clips?

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sige sige, PJ

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maraming salamat <3

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-japanese ng goodbye/paalam PJ

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-Oh Wow-

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tignan natin ang  alok ni PJ

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Hindi pa ako natatawa sa mga 'try not to laugh challenge' (weh?) sa buong buhay ko (WEEeeEH?)

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Ba't di moko samahan dito

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at subukan mo, ang layunin ay subukin wag tumawa

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-Salamat sa treats lola-

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Okay.. (sige..)

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(Video)

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-Pewdiepie inamin na natalo :3 -

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Ang galing ng pag-edit doon

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Na diko kaya- na diko -sigh-

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-curse- yung unang video, satotoo lang PJ (really pewds?)

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alam mo ba- hindi- di yun kasama ( Ang unfair mo poods)

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-Vid- Pewds: At ano to..?

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(video)

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(warning)

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save yourself m8

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Babae: Madaling masolusyonan

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OOooOh

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Mahirap..

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(II headphone users warning II)

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Iyon ay isang maayos na paganap walang edit, acting lang

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warning again..

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(poor you..)

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(Buhay ka pa?)

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(STrike dat PoSe PEWDS)

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(So dun)

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Ito'y magiging mahirap, PJ come on pare

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(vid Tittle)

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ooh geez

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(vid)

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wait lang sinabi niya ba "Oh Spaghetti" (Papyrus anyone?) NOPE, di tumawa.. tinawanan ko sarili ko

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Did he say "OH SPAGHETTI"

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noong natamaan ulo niya?

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OMG11!!!

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sabi niya..

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"OooOh Sp-SPaghetti!!"

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"SPAGHETTI" (AINSLEY!)

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NOPE, di tumawa, tinawanan ko sarili ko...

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Hindi kasama, SUBUKAN MO PA PJJJ!

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(TITTLE)

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Anong 'part 3' anong ibig sabihin non?

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WAit, paano mo nahahanap ang mga vids na to?

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(tuloy ang video)

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(sound of silence)

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(silenced..)

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(DATBOI)

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(*BUZZ)

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-CLAP_BRAVO

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-german..?-

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Yun ang pinaka magandang f sharp na narinig ko sa buong buhay ko..

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Katunog niya ang ina ko

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Noong kinakantahan niya ako noong bata

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Ang nanay ko ay a isang pterodactyl

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(Pterodactyl sounds)

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WARNING

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(pewds quality content got reykt)

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-boom-

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anong nangyayari.. yun lang yun?

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BAKIT ANG TITTLE GRANDMA FOUND THE KEYS?

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ayaw ko nang alamin

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ayaw ko malaman. gusto matulog ngayong gabi

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Hindi, hindi ako tumawa diyan sa taeng video na yan (denial..)

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(first stage is denial..)

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-inhumane sounds-

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"Spaghetti

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paano mo nahahanap ang mga channels na to PJ?

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tinatakot ako- takot ako

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takot ako sayo na..

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congrats

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'now that's a sweet ass'

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ahh gusto ko yun, magsusubscribe ako doon

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HaH-YEs

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Gusto ko ng robot na yun ang awesome (Ako rin pewds...)

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(ramble... ramble.. youtube philosophy)

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(tittle nasa screen mo na)

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dat frog though

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My name is mac(?) (And this is jackass)

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(riot)

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satingin ko di ako pupunta diyan.. ahh...

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dahil mayroon lalaking may hawak ng GUNTING

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at ang mga masamang panaginip..

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swedish reporter.. (name)

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Ang ganda noon

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(laughing poods)

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(di ko maintindihan..)_

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-sa matagal na panahon

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yung video- ang ganda nang ginagawa niya

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pero noong natapos niya, nadulas nalang

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lahat tayo nagawa yan

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pero sa telebisyon

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at sapagiging napaka ingay yung mikropino nakuha yung tunog sa pwet (pfft) at mas malakas pa yun sa sinabi mo

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mayroon na maganda tungkol ron (nope..)

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Isa pang swedish na clip!

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'I love chili can- karne'

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-poor plate

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(halatang talo naman to si pewds eh)

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yung maganda doon yung pagkakasabi nila ng chili can karne

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nakakatawa kung paano niya yun sinabi.

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di ko masabi bakit

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di ko alam bakit ito magiging katawa

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sa ibang tao

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-impression

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Gusto ko rin ng chili can karne rin sa totoo lang

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Oh god, oh god

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congrat-lations ikaw ay nakasubscribe sa pewdiepie channel (maybe..)

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(cool bean tune)

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(pewd's rape face)