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*ring* *ring*

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*ring* *ring*

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ahh

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jel' ovo PJ

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šta

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Mislim da moji

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:p

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Pokušaj da se ne smiješ videi

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Nisu dovoljno smiješni?

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Jesi još tu?

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Izazivaš mene?

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Ti ćeš mi poslati klipove ovog puta jer želiš smiješne klipove?

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Ustvari, znaš šta, cijenim što pomažeš jer sam se jako mučio u pronalaženju kvalitetnog sadržaja

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Šaljes mi nekoliko klipova?

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Ok, ok PJ

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Hvala ti puno

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Domo arigato - Hvala ti puno

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Doviđenja PJ-sama

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Ajmo samo viditi što PJ ima ponuditi

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Zavrti to sr**e PJ DJ

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Nikad se nisam smijao u "Pokušaj da se ne smiješ izazovu" u mom životu

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Pridruži mi se u ovom izazovu i pokušaj pratiti

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Cilj je: Ne smijati se

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Hvala na poslastici baka

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Ok.

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To će biti 3203$

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Za jedno piće?!

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Tvoj praunuk je naručio gomilu torti i rekao da je sve na vama

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Hvala na poslasticama bako

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Odustajem xD

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To je fino editovanje koje nemogu

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ah xd

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Kvragu

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Prvi j****i video

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Ozbiljno PJ

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Znaš šta

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Ne!

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To se ne važi

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Koji k***c je ovo

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Ne tiče te se što se događa u ovom gradu

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Dok god živim ovdje, jest

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Onda možda nebi trebala živjeti

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ovdjeeeeeee

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Pa to se lako popravi

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uuh

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To je bilo teško xD

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xD Isuse Kriste

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ovdjee

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xd

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To je odlično glumljenje

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Upravo tu

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Nema editovanja samo gluma

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ovdjee

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Dok god ovdje živim, jest

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Onda možda nebi trebala živjeti

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ovdjeee

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Pa to se lako popravi

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Uh, ovo ce biti teško

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PJ, čovječe

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Pusti me

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Borba iz zafrkancije pošla po zlu

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O, Isuse

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o sr**e

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Jesil' dobro?

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O moj bože

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Ček, ček, ček

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Je li rekao oh spagget ?

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Je li rekao "oh spagget" kada se udario u glavu?

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Omb

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Govori "Oh Spagget!"

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oh spagget

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spagget

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Nisam se smijao

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Smijao sam se sebi

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Ne broji se

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Pokušaj opet PJ!

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Debeli klinac #3

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Šta to znači?

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Ček šta, k-kako nađes ove vide'e

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Isuse

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Ovaj debeli klinac..

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Tko je rekao debel?!

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*bumxd"

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J****a go***di

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lol

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xd

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Bravo!!

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*italianski valjda*

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To je najbolji F-Sharp koji sam ikada čuo u mome životu

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Zvučalo je isto kao moja mama

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Kada mi je pjevala..

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..kada sam bio dijete

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Moja mama..

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je bila pterodaktil

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Isuse Kriste

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Šta se događa?

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To je bilo to?!

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TO JE BILO TO?!?!?!

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Zašto je naslov "Djed našao ključeve"

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Greg, šta radiš danas?

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Ne želim znati

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NE želim znati

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Želim spavati večeras

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Hvala ti puno

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Tvoja mama je toliko debela da je morala (neznam šta je rekao)

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hahaha

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Ne, ne, ne ,ne

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Nisam se smijao zbog tog videa

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Jebi se

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Ne, to se ne va- hahaha

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Spaggeti

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Kako nađes ove kanale PJ?

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Pripada me, bojim se

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Bojim te se sada

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Čestitam

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Koji k***c

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Šta se događa Mr.Rima

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Ah, vi momci ste to upravo propustili

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Šta smo propustili čovječe?

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Upravo ste to propustili

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Ajde Mr.Rima, čovječe, šta smo propustili?

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Šta smo propustili čovječe?

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Magarca koji je pao u zdjelu šećera

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To je slatko dupe

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To je slatko dupe

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Obožavam taj

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Subscribe ću se na taj kanal, predobro je

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Isusee

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Ne

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J****i pakao

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Internet je čudno mjesto

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i PJ, ne pomažeš

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Da *clap*

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Želim taj robot, super je

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Ovo su vrste videa gdje je..

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Gdje ljudi raspravljaju,oće li roboti..

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..preuzeti čovječanstvo

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Samo im pokažite ovaj video i budite poput "Mislim da smo sigurno još barem nekoliko godina :)"

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Loš namještaj komercijala #3

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Dobre vijesti za ljude  ???????

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Sada

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Ozbiljno

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Zovem se Mark

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ISUSE!

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Ja mislim da neću ići u tu prodavnicu

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Većinom jer je tu lik sa velikim makazama

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i noćne more

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Aw, Swedish reporter farts

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Nevjerovatno je

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Završavaju sa emisijom, ona radi outro i idemo

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*švedski*

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PRDE

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LOL

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Držala je taj prdac jako dugo i išlo joj je dobro, jako dobro držeći taj prdac i tamam kad je završila iskliznuo je

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Svi smo to učinili ali da uradiš to na televiziji i biti toliko glasan da mikrofon koji je postavljen ovdje pokupi to i da zvuči glasnije nego što pričaš

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U tome je nešto predivno

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Još jedan švedski!

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Koji k***c

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Odustao sam

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Stvar je, govore "šilikon korne(neznam)" na smiješan način

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Nebi rekao to tako

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Smiješno je kako kaže

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Nemogu objasniti zašto je smiješno

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Neznam kako bi to bilo smiješno..

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..drugim ljudima

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*švedski*

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I ja isto volim "šilikon karne"

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Mislim da je to u švedskoj krvi

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O Bože

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O Bože

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Čestitam, mislim da ste napravili pravi izbor!

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Čestitam, subscribe-ovali ste se na PewDiePie-ov kanal

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Uživaj u editovanju toga! xD