WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:01.640 --> 00:00:03.180 *ringtone de Iphone 7* 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:07.180 O, este PJ 00:00:07.420 --> 00:00:08.540 Ce este? 00:00:08.540 --> 00:00:09.560 Crezi ca 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:10.060 *sunet senzual* 00:00:10.060 --> 00:00:11.120 Videoclipurile mele cu provocarea 00:00:11.180 --> 00:00:12.060 "Incearca sa nu razi " 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:13.780 Nu sunt destul de amuzante 00:00:14.120 --> 00:00:15.000 *arunca telefonul* 00:00:16.340 --> 00:00:17.080 Mai esti acolo ? 00:00:17.080 --> 00:00:18.980 Oh, ma provoci? 00:00:18.980 --> 00:00:19.720 O sa-mi trimiti tu 00:00:19.840 --> 00:00:21.160 videoclipurile de data asta 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:23.200 Pentru ca vrei videoclipuri amuzante 00:00:23.200 --> 00:00:25.260 Ok, sti ce , chiar apreciez ca ma ajuti 00:00:25.260 --> 00:00:27.260 Pentru ca eu chiar ma straduiam sa gasesc content 00:00:27.260 --> 00:00:29.260 Imi trimiti cateva videoclipuri 00:00:29.260 --> 00:00:30.640 Ok PJ 00:00:31.180 --> 00:00:31.960 Multumesc extraordinar de mult 00:00:32.420 --> 00:00:33.640 *cred ca zice iar multumesc in japoneza* 00:00:33.860 --> 00:00:35.780 La revedere PJ- Sama 00:00:36.380 --> 00:00:39.460 Ok, hai sa vedem ce are PJ de oferit 00:00:40.020 --> 00:00:40.520 Porneste r******l acesta 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:42.100 DJ-ule PJ 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:43.960 Nu am ras la o provocare 00:00:43.980 --> 00:00:44.920 "incearca sa nu razi" 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:45.640 In viata mea 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:47.580 de ce nu te alaturi acestei provocari ? 00:00:47.940 --> 00:00:49.040 Si incerci sa tii pasul 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:50.820 Scopul este sa nu razi 00:00:51.680 --> 00:00:53.020 *titlul* Multumesc de rasplata bunico 00:00:54.660 --> 00:00:55.520 *video* Asta va fi 00:00:55.660 --> 00:00:57.000 *vorbeste despre bani* 32.02 00:00:57.940 --> 00:00:59.080 Pentru o bautura ? 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:00.980 Nepotul tau a comandat o groaza de torturi 00:01:01.080 --> 00:01:01.920 Si a zis ca totul e de la tine 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.320 *muzica dramatica* 00:01:04.800 --> 00:01:10.180 Mersi de rasplata bunico *cu incetinitorul* 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:14.160 *raset murdar de ciocolata XD* 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:15.900 *ras subtil* 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:18.520 *rade* 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:20.660 Renunt 00:01:21.220 --> 00:01:23.220 Asta e un mod de editare minunat chiar aici 00:01:23.220 --> 00:01:23.980 De care nu pot 00:01:24.040 --> 00:01:24.540 *ah* 00:01:25.180 --> 00:01:25.680 La naiba 00:01:25.700 --> 00:01:26.200 Primul fkn' video 00:01:26.900 --> 00:01:27.400 pe bune PJ 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:28.420 Sti? 00:01:28.420 --> 00:01:28.940 Sti ce? 00:01:28.940 --> 00:01:29.560 Nu 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:30.060 Asta nu se pune 00:01:30.660 --> 00:01:31.180 Ce naiba e asta ? 00:01:31.820 --> 00:01:33.260 *video* Ce se intampla in casa asta 00:01:33.260 --> 00:01:34.260 Nu e treaba ta 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:35.540 Cat timp cat locuiesc aici este 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.340 Atunci poate nu ar trebui sa locuiesti aici 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:42.460 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:43.500 *continua* 00:01:47.700 --> 00:01:49.180 Pai asta e usor de rezolvat 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:53.260 *expira zgomotos* 00:01:54.940 --> 00:01:55.840 Aia a fost greu 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:57.440 *rade* Iisuse Cristoase 00:01:57.840 --> 00:01:59.120 *iar incepe asta* 00:01:59.560 --> 00:02:00.060 *ce face omul face si maimuta* 00:02:01.180 --> 00:02:03.180 Asta e o modalitate de editat minunata chiar aici 00:02:03.320 --> 00:02:04.800 Nici un pic de editat, doar actorie 00:02:05.140 --> 00:02:05.640 *AAAAA* 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.560 *impreuna* Atunci poate nu ar trebui sa locuiesti aici 00:02:09.100 --> 00:02:09.600 *iar ce face omul face si maimuta 00:02:09.600 --> 00:02:11.100 *A..... (v-ati prins ce urmeaza..) 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:14.160 *fata lui pewds XD* 00:02:18.700 --> 00:02:20.140 Pai asta e usor de rezolvat 00:02:20.820 --> 00:02:22.360 Asta o sa fie greu 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:23.640 PJ , haide prietene 00:02:23.940 --> 00:02:25.120 Nu mai fii un pierde vara 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:27.260 *titlu* Bataie prefacuta terminandu-se gresit 00:02:27.260 --> 00:02:28.300 Oh doamne 00:02:31.420 --> 00:02:32.960 *gemete din video* 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:34.400 *POC* 00:02:35.220 --> 00:02:36.440 Oh r***t 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.500 Esti bine? 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:40.060 Oh doamne 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:42.020 Stai, stai , stai 00:02:42.240 --> 00:02:45.380 el a zis "oh spaghete" ? 00:02:45.620 --> 00:02:47.620 cand a fost lovit 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.520 *da a zis* 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:52.580 Oh doamne 00:02:54.320 --> 00:02:57.380 El zice "oh spaghete" 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:00.300 OH ! Spaghett ! 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:04.120 Nu! Nu am ras 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:04.920 Am ras de mine 00:03:05.300 --> 00:03:05.960 Nu se pune 00:03:06.300 --> 00:03:07.660 Incearca din nou PJ 00:03:07.840 --> 00:03:08.860 *titlu* copil gras partea a treia 00:03:09.300 --> 00:03:10.520 Cum adica partea a treia 00:03:10.520 --> 00:03:11.360 Ce inseamna asta 00:03:13.020 --> 00:03:13.800 Stai 00:03:14.100 --> 00:03:17.860 Cum gasesti videoclipurile astea asa spontane , Iisuse 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:21.360 Deci tipul asta gras 00:03:21.440 --> 00:03:22.820 Cine a zis gras? 00:03:22.820 --> 00:03:23.320 *ninja* 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:25.280 Bucati de r***t nenorocite 00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:36.360 *ce naiba* 00:03:43.580 --> 00:03:45.580 *strigat de lupta* 00:04:00.380 --> 00:04:02.380 *aplauda* Bravo domnule! 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:04.340 *franceza* E minunat e extraordinar de bine 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:06.840 Aia e cea mai ridicata voce pe care am auzit-o in viata mea 00:04:07.480 --> 00:04:09.960 Suna exact ca mama mea 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:12.680 Cand imi canta mie cand eram un bebelus 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:15.580 Mama mea 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:17.340 Era un terodactil 00:04:17.880 --> 00:04:19.200 *sunet demonic* 00:04:23.780 --> 00:04:25.780 Haide 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:27.140 *atentie volum ridicat * 00:04:35.320 --> 00:04:37.320 Iisuse Cristoase 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:48.600 Ce naiba se intampla ? 00:04:48.960 --> 00:04:50.180 Asta a fost ? 00:04:51.260 --> 00:04:52.360 De ce este numit 00:04:52.360 --> 00:04:53.200 "bunicul a gasit cheile de la masina " ? 00:04:54.420 --> 00:04:56.420 *neinteles* 00:04:57.940 --> 00:04:59.040 Sti ce, nu 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:00.080 Nu vreau sa stiu 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:02.140 Vreau sa dorm diseara 00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:03.380 Multumesc foarte mult 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:05.440 Mama ta e atat de grasa incat 00:05:05.620 --> 00:05:07.620 *neinteles* 00:05:09.500 --> 00:05:11.160 *ras in cor* 00:05:11.160 --> 00:05:12.020 Nu,nu , nu 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:14.040 Nu am ras la videoclipul asta de c***t 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:16.040 Du-te naibi 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:17.240 Nu, nu se pune 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:20.180 *agonie* 00:05:20.680 --> 00:05:21.800 Haide 00:05:26.380 --> 00:05:28.380 Buna, ce mai faceti voi? 00:05:28.640 --> 00:05:30.640 Ce ai pe cap? 00:05:30.640 --> 00:05:32.520 Tine vocile inauntru 00:05:32.520 --> 00:05:33.600 Atunci, afara 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:34.700 Nu,le tine inauntru inauntru 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:36.000 atunci ,afara 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:37.340 Afara 00:05:37.340 --> 00:05:37.840 Ianuntru 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.540 Da-mi asta 00:05:40.540 --> 00:05:42.540 *demonii lui satan* 00:05:42.540 --> 00:05:44.540 I-ai lasat afara 00:05:44.540 --> 00:05:45.940 Nu-mi este frica de asta 00:05:55.880 --> 00:05:56.380 Spaghete 00:05:56.820 --> 00:05:57.540 *AAAAA* 00:05:58.000 --> 00:05:59.920 Cum gasesti canalele astea PJ ? 00:06:00.180 --> 00:06:00.760 Ma sperie 00:06:01.060 --> 00:06:02.420 sunt speriat 00:06:02.420 --> 00:06:04.420 Sunt speriat de tine acum, felicitari 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:05.360 Asta e ceea 00:06:05.860 --> 00:06:06.680 Ce naiba 00:06:07.320 --> 00:06:08.760 Hei ce se intampla 00:06:08.760 --> 00:06:09.260 Domnule Rimer 00:06:10.200 --> 00:06:12.200 Oh baieti tocmai ce ati pierdut 00:06:12.400 --> 00:06:13.660 Ce-am pierdut omule ? 00:06:15.300 --> 00:06:15.920 Da, tocmai ati pierdut 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.180 Haide domnule Rimer ce am pierdut ? 00:06:19.760 --> 00:06:20.860 *repeta* 00:06:21.180 --> 00:06:21.780 Un magar 00:06:22.440 --> 00:06:24.440 A cazut intr-un bol cu zahar 00:06:27.400 --> 00:06:29.400 Ei asta e un fund dulce 00:06:30.520 --> 00:06:32.080 *muzica* 00:06:34.300 --> 00:06:35.360 *rade* 00:06:37.260 --> 00:06:39.260 Ei asta e un fund dulce 00:06:39.820 --> 00:06:41.460 Oh, mi-a placut aia 00:06:41.580 --> 00:06:43.420 Dau subscribe canalului ala , e atat de bun 00:06:43.760 --> 00:06:45.720 Iisuse 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:48.880 Nu 00:06:50.840 --> 00:06:51.940 Oh naiba 00:06:51.940 --> 00:06:55.160 Internetul e un loc ciudat si PJ 00:06:55.160 --> 00:06:56.080 Nu ajuti 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:58.820 Oh c***t 00:07:08.480 --> 00:07:10.140 *rade* 00:07:10.740 --> 00:07:11.280 Da 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.060 Vreau robotul ala 00:07:15.060 --> 00:07:16.240 E uimitor 00:07:16.520 --> 00:07:18.520 Asta e genul ala de video unde 00:07:19.160 --> 00:07:22.780 oamenii descopera, cum robotii vor conduce umanitatea 00:07:22.900 --> 00:07:24.900 Se vor uita la acest videoclip si vor fi gen 00:07:25.460 --> 00:07:26.960 Cred ca suntem ok pentru vreo cativa ani macar 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:29.000 *reclama rea la mobila" 00:07:29.280 --> 00:07:31.840 Vesti bune pentru oamenii care au probleme cu banii 00:07:31.840 --> 00:07:34.160 Mobila Northon este aici pentru tine 00:07:34.380 --> 00:07:37.060 Acum, serios 00:07:37.120 --> 00:07:43.160 Daca nu poti castiga aici , nu poti castiga nicaieri 00:07:43.620 --> 00:07:45.180 Numele meu este Marc 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:46.600 Te poti baza pe mine 00:07:47.220 --> 00:07:48.480 *jumpscare* Iisuse 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:52.520 * ce naiba* 00:07:55.140 --> 00:07:58.400 Eu cred ca nu m-as duce la magazinul ala 00:07:58.400 --> 00:08:01.180 In mare parte din cauza tipului cu foarfecele uriase 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:05.180 Si cosmarurile 00:08:05.380 --> 00:08:07.880 Oh, reporter suedez trage un part 00:08:07.880 --> 00:08:10.760 E uimitor.. terminau emisiunea 00:08:11.880 --> 00:08:14.440 Ea face finalul , si uite ca incepe 00:08:15.860 --> 00:08:17.740 *suedeza* 00:08:19.380 --> 00:08:19.960 *valeleu 00:08:22.220 --> 00:08:24.220 *rade* 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:29.680 ea era 00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:32.880 Ea probabil s-a abtinut o perioada foarte lunga de timp 00:08:32.880 --> 00:08:35.160 videoul, o ducea atat de bine 00:08:36.280 --> 00:08:39.040 Se abtinea atat de bine si cand sa termine 00:08:40.640 --> 00:08:43.660 Doar a iesit , toti am patit 00:08:43.660 --> 00:08:45.380 Dar sa o faci la televizor 00:08:45.380 --> 00:08:47.960 Si sa fii atat de galacios , inact microfonul care era pus aici 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:54.220 O ia din fundul tau, si se aude mai tare decat tu vorbesti , e ceva frumos despre asta 00:08:55.140 --> 00:08:56.880 Alt videoclip suedez! Ce naiba ? 00:08:57.260 --> 00:08:59.060 Iubesc Chili Ken Karne 00:09:02.620 --> 00:09:04.620 *suedeza* 00:09:06.940 --> 00:09:08.940 *rade* 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:14.440 M-am dat batut 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:19.280 Chestia e ca zic chille intr-un mod amuzant , nu l-ai spune asa 00:09:19.280 --> 00:09:22.000 E amuzant cum zice, nu pot explica 00:09:23.300 --> 00:09:25.300 Deci nu inteleg cum ar fi amuzant 00:09:28.380 --> 00:09:30.380 pentru alti oameni 00:09:30.380 --> 00:09:32.460 *suedeza* 00:09:32.980 --> 00:09:36.060 Si eu iubesc Chille Ken Karne , cred ca e in sangele de suedez 00:09:36.540 --> 00:09:37.800 Oh doamne , oh 00:09:39.460 --> 00:09:41.280 Felicitari, cred ca ai facut 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:42.440 Alegerea corecta 00:09:42.980 --> 00:09:45.160 *aceasi reactie ca pewds* 00:09:46.800 --> 00:09:48.800 Ohhhh 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:50.020 O da 00:09:50.460 --> 00:09:53.520 Felicitari, te-ai abonat la canalul lui pewdiepie 00:09:54.240 --> 00:09:57.160 *muzica extraordinar de ciudata* 00:09:58.220 --> 00:09:59.540 *pewdie?* 00:10:01.540 --> 00:10:02.980 Sper sa te distrezi editand asta *raset*