[Felix] boiii
[Felix] It's time to try not to laugh. You laughin', boi?
[Felix] You laughin'?
[Felix] These videos do amazingly well. I mean,
[Felix] I'm not sure if i even need to be here.
[Felix] Do i make any sort of impact on this video or...
[video] *sobbing* I'm unsubscribed from poodiepie.
[video] *deep breath*
[video] He killed Ainsley.
[Felix] *chuckle*
[video] He doesn't care.
[Felix] Haha.
[Felix] Ah, fuck. Hahaha.
[Felix] You can pause this video at any point and you just have a really nice face.
[video] *translated* Hopefully, Julia gets happy with her choice.
[video] *dull thud*
[video] *ded*
[Felix] *contemplates life*
[Felix] *groan*
[Felix] Is she a fucking power ranger, what's with the outfit?
[video] *translated* Hopefully, Julia gets happy with her choice.
[video] *thud*
[Felix] That bench fucking wrecked that bitch up so fucking hard.
[Felix] Haha!
[video] *the meme is played, yet again.*
[Felix] Hahahaha!
[Felix] Yesss!
[video] Can I just brush it off for you real quick? It's at like the top right here.
[video] *muffled grunts*
[video] *lady is confused*
[video] Are you serious?
[video] Yeah, you had him in your hair.
[video] I didn't even feel him.
[video] Well that's weird, he was just sitting up there.
[Felix] *inhumane noises*
[video Okay, thank you.
[video] Yup!
[Felix] *hello darkness my old friend music* Hahaha!
[Felix] YES
[Felix] I-I love people like that, I wish I was like that.
[Felix] Ya know, I think we all are actually to a certain degree,
[Felix] Fucking morons.
[Felix] *chuckles*
[video] *hollaback girl and seinfeld theme mashup*
[Felix] *is possessed*
[video] Y'know 'Hawaii Five-O', you ever seen that show? Well there's a drum fill in it that goes.
[video] *lit drum fill*
[video] *hawaii five-o theme*
[Felix] Hell, yeah!
[Felix] Haha!
[video] This is my new Flutterbye Fairy and I'm going to show you how it works.
[video] First you put it on here, and then you press the lock it button.
[Felix] Okay, and then what?
[Felix] I remember these!
[video] Then, it'll fly up in just a second.
[Felix] *dramatic music* Ohhh!
[video] *dramatic music continues as Lord Satan possesses the doll*
[Felix} No! Noooo!
[Felix] *wheeze*
[Felix] *clap*
[Felix] *drawn out honk*
i want a child now just to do that
i want a kid, i want a little girl. i want- *gasp*
you know, some toys just answer to satan
*frantic yelping either the kid or his mum* NONONONONO
*THUNK*
*pfft*
yes
it's the short ones
it's the short ones that really have the most impact
(Fantastic eyebrow acrobatics)
and no, i'm not talking about jacksepticeye's dick (savage)
*funky music* {damn}
*oh christmas tree song*
*cough* *cough*
wHOA what the fuck
*honk*
what the fuck happened?!
OHHH
OHHHH
NYEHHH
she's like what the FUCK did you do to my dog?!
EH
wow! a yard SAIL
*sail - awolnation*
OH
fuck i want an hour version of that, jesus christ that was amazing
*sad piano music*
what?! (in korean)
korean acting is one of the best things ever because it's essentially like
if you ever watch an anime, it's that but in real life
*sad piano music replays*
what?! (in korean)
*mysterious wrapping being crinkled*
*nasty kimchi slapping sound*
*dramatic pause*
*dramatic music*
*wet plop*
ok?! (in korean)
*snort*
is that spaghetti or... (it's actually kimchi)
*more dramatic music*
*kimchi noise*
fuck man, i've always wanted to slap someone with spaghetti!
*gasp* AHHHH
*pffffft*
how did they film that?
can you imagine filming that with someone?
*gasp* AHHHHH
*clunk*thud*clunk*death*
*blissful silence*
oh my god
i can't
that was hard, that was hard
probably his dick as well
*painful sounding thunk*
OH GOD DAMMIT {It's ok. He's alive}
BAHHAHAHA
*Gasp*
oh man
*wizard of oz theme*
*cat questions it's human's life choices*
oh my god
*wimpers* i want that cat, I don't even like cats
world's hottest burrito {why?}
should be fine {WHY?}
*tears of accomplishment*
HAHA
oh my god
really good
*cries tears of joy* that's the best burrito i've ever had
oh jesus christ
*conga - gloria estefan*
*pupper joins in*
god, i need to stop, i'm tired
fuck
god dammit
ok you got me, you got me, what do you want
it's a funny dog ok
you stoned?
yeAHHH
hahahaha
i don't think you need to ask anyone that looks like this
world's largest functioning whoopi cushion
*flump*
*farting noise*
*still farting*
*farting noises continue* {and here we have yet another cat questioning it's human's life choices}
haha god dammit
animals are just funny, i don't know
i don't know why ok! that... god dammit
9/11
hahahhhahHAHAhaha
why are we laughing?
hey professor!
*smooch*
STEP BACK I THINK IM GONNA VOMIT
BLAHH
haHHAHAHA
YES
sorry I MEAN NO
hey how much you pay for that taco?
*ultimate happiness* you know this boy's got his free taco
*skateboard death noises* *fwump* {RIP free taco}
hAHA
NOOOOOO
FREE TACO
it's karma as well, you don't rub your free tacos in other people's faces
everybody know you can't do dat
you can't rub your free taco in everybody
get up on the line
alright nick, watch the ball, here it comes, beat down on it
*bounces around the bat*
*glass breaking*
you got it nick
OHHH SHIIIIT
see, this is why y-y-you're not supposed to have kids {didn't you want a kid only 5 minutes ago}
OHHHH SHIIIIIT
*regret*
you know, if you have a pet you could just go to the vet and you know *injection sound effect*
you can't do that with a child, ya know
clearly that's what the dad thought at that moment
ya know, i find that a little bit offensive that i can't do that to my child if i had one
because you know i MADE it alright
i didn't make the dog but i can do it to a dog, doesn't make any fucking sense alright
i'm just saying if all kids were sent off to an island somewhere, i think that would be better for everyone
vote pewdiepie 2020
*national anthem played by squeaky recorder*
{RIP headphone users*
*mmm watcha say*
awww...
no...
NO
*BETRAYAL*
NO
they played the wrong song here, what they really wanted to sample was papa roach - she loves me not, when they go:
(lyrics) loves me not, life's not fair, life's not fair, life's not fair
that's way fucking better
hahaha
what are you doing on computer?
i fucking love tommy wiseau
he's a beautiful man, he's a beautiful man, i wanna meet this man
what are you doing on computer?
*pewds imitates with weird accent*
go outside SO BEAUTIFUL NYEHHHH
i'm obsessed with this guy
so, this is the video that's made for like, uh... what's it called, 4th of july
and he's an immigrant in america, i think he's french or something like that but he...
oh it's happy memorial day, but he's SO patriotic *sarcasm*
i'd like to wish you a happy ha-HAPPYY memorial daAYY
be cool, enjoy yourself, it's beautiful day
this guy's a goddamn genius
if haven't seen the room, i urge you to watch it right now, it's my favorite movie of all time
-hi -can i help you?
this scene from the room is one of the fastest scenes i've ever seen in a film
TRY TO KEEP UP
-hi -can i help you?
-yeah can i have a dozen red roses please? - oh hi Johnny i didn't know it was you
sorry
-here you go - that's mee
- how much is it? - it'll be $18
- here you go, keep the change. hi doggy - you're my favorite customer
-thanks a lot, byee
what the fuck just happened?
it's basically like, apparently he didn't see the dog until they shot the scene, so he just randomly added in
hi doggy
tommy needs to get an oscar ok, fuck all these hollywood fake ass bitches
tommy waiseau is where it's at
*shovel clanking*
*smells like teen spirit and shovel clanking mashup*
HAHA NO
on that note, i think we should end that episode there
important videos, try not to laugh challenge it turned into, hope you en-
did you laugh?! leave a comment- don't lie to me!
or ainsley is gon fuck yo grandmotha