WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.680 Try not to smile-- 00:00:01.680 --> 00:00:02.520 (Robotic Voice:) Kill yourself. 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:06.920 Who said that? 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:08.280 (Robotic Voice:) Boy, kill yourself 00:00:08.440 --> 00:00:09.700 Who said that? 00:00:11.620 --> 00:00:15.280 Anyway, try not to smile cha-- (Robotic Voice:) I don't belong here. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.240 Who keeps doing that? 00:00:20.240 --> 00:00:21.880 (Robotic Voice:) I belong to someone else. 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:24.280 Try not to smile cha-- 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:25.700 (Robotic Voice:) I shouldn't exist 00:00:26.040 --> 00:00:26.940 OHHH! 00:00:26.940 --> 00:00:28.020 (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist? 00:00:28.020 --> 00:00:29.160 (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist? 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:30.480 (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist? 00:00:30.480 --> 00:00:32.240 (Robotic Voice:) Why do I exist? 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:34.840 Wow. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.700 The play button has a voice. 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:38.700 (Play Button:) Please kill me. 00:00:38.760 --> 00:00:42.220 It's almost as innovative as this video idea... 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:50.220 *Struggling noises* 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:51.960 Well you know what? 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:54.040 I accept the challenge. 00:00:54.040 --> 00:00:55.660 Jesu-- Ah it's heavy! 00:00:55.760 --> 00:00:57.120 I accept! 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:00.220 Ah, fuck... 00:01:00.220 --> 00:01:02.320 Kid screams like a girl... 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.100 (Kid:) *Screams* 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:10.840 Not even a... 00:01:11.540 --> 00:01:12.420 CHUCKLE! 00:01:14.080 --> 00:01:15.420 (Kid:) *Screams* 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:23.380 You know what, okay... 00:01:23.380 --> 00:01:25.780 Well you know what? This might actually be a girl. 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:29.000 So... excuse me, craven_14 00:01:29.380 --> 00:01:32.140 For assuming a little girl's gender. 00:01:32.140 --> 00:01:35.440 Even though I-- technically just did as w-- 00:01:35.480 --> 00:01:37.380 Don't assume gender. 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:41.480 Fox Jet Pack... Oh God, that-- That ti-- Just the title made me... 00:01:41.600 --> 00:01:44.860 Hey, the video hasn't started. It doesn't count. 00:01:45.080 --> 00:01:46.680 That's a stupid fuckin' ti-- 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:48.180 Oh, it's Fox News... 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:53.880 I expected a... A fox on a-- Jesus Christ.... Well, fuck it. Let's just watch. 00:01:54.020 --> 00:01:56.620 (Newscaster:) And I'm live here, at the Santiago Yacht and boat show, 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:57.560 (Newscaster:) Good morning, everybody! 00:01:57.560 --> 00:02:00.160 (Newscaster:) I'm hanging out with my friend John, and the Fox Five morning news starts... 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:00.660 (Newscaster:) Look over there-- 00:02:00.660 --> 00:02:02.320 (John:) And it starts right now-- 00:02:09.660 --> 00:02:10.640 Ah, this is easy! 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:14.120 Feel free to play along, by the way. 00:02:14.260 --> 00:02:15.720 (Newscaster:) Fox Five morning news starts... 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:17.600 (John:) And it starts right now-- 00:02:19.780 --> 00:02:22.460 All he had to do was watch over there. Was that so hard?! 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:29.420 Clearly he doesn't know he has to keep eye contact with the camera-- "It starts right now!" 00:02:30.760 --> 00:02:32.260 Moving on! 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.680 Oh- that's funny- that's funny. 00:02:38.860 --> 00:02:41.600 I haven't watched the video, but that's funny. 00:02:44.180 --> 00:02:45.060 Wait a minute 00:02:47.100 --> 00:02:48.540 This isnt my world 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:54.060 DISAPOINTEEEED!!! 00:02:54.060 --> 00:02:56.060 Pffffff 00:02:56.840 --> 00:03:01.940 (Laughing) 00:03:02.140 --> 00:03:03.240 Ugh,Its good 00:03:05.860 --> 00:03:06.900 Ah that's funny 00:03:09.740 --> 00:03:11.020 This isn't my world 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:14.400 I love how the he is so into it 00:03:16.220 --> 00:03:17.900 Both:Dissapointeeeed 00:03:18.540 --> 00:03:22.140 Just Knowing The Fact That I Will Never Be That Good Of An Actor Makes Me : 00:03:22.200 --> 00:03:23.720 DISPOINTEEEED!!!!! 00:03:23.820 --> 00:03:25.840 He Doesent Even Say It In a Disapointing tone 00:03:26.020 --> 00:03:28.100 You Know What?Fuck It I Lost That One Fine. 00:03:28.380 --> 00:03:29.200 Two,One 00:03:29.480 --> 00:03:30.040 Bring It 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:31.100 Way To Go Paul 00:03:32.220 --> 00:03:38.660 (Inaudible) 00:03:38.780 --> 00:03:40.000 Pmpf 00:03:40.860 --> 00:03:42.060 Knew It Was Coming 00:03:43.040 --> 00:03:44.560 I Knew It Was Happening 00:03:46.160 --> 00:03:47.440 But It Still Worked 00:03:47.620 --> 00:03:52.660 (Inaudible) 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:53.800 Typical Paul. 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:55.840 Typical Paul Behaviour 00:03:56.860 --> 00:03:58.520 Fucking Paul Bitch 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:01.720 (Weird Gasp) 00:04:02.540 --> 00:04:03.220 Jesus 00:04:03.620 --> 00:04:04.580 WTF 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.080 (Weird Gasp AGAIN) 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:07.940 Thats Danger... 00:04:08.200 --> 00:04:09.600 You Know What.? No Its Just Hilarious 00:04:12.300 --> 00:04:12.800 (Triggered Sound) 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.360 Girl In Video :Lauren!!! 00:04:14.760 --> 00:04:15.260 A HANDBAG 00:04:15.260 --> 00:04:16.340 00:04:16.340 --> 00:04:18.240 A Handbaaag 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:20.320 Hmmmpff..No 00:04:23.540 --> 00:04:24.920 I am So Fucking Bad.(We Know) 00:04:25.080 --> 00:04:26.020 That Was Not Even That Funny 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:26.860 Lets Do It 00:04:26.860 --> 00:04:28.760 A Handbaaag 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:32.700 What??? 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:35.760 A Handbaaag 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:37.880 Both: A Handbaaaag 00:04:38.260 --> 00:04:38.900 Allright 00:04:39.760 --> 00:04:42.620 Now This...This Last Video We Saved The Best For Last 00:04:42.760 --> 00:04:43.520 Robotic Voice:Kill Yourself 00:04:45.580 --> 00:04:47.920 You Really Have A Comment About Everything Dont Ya 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:50.560 Mister Septic Eye 2 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:51.980 MY LATEST UPLOAD 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:57.600 I don't... I don't know how I'm gonna keep doing vlogs, so... It's just not worth it. 00:04:58.780 --> 00:05:00.820 (Sad music) I said it before, but- I never want to force content y'know? 00:05:01.020 --> 00:05:05.360 I really have a lot of fun when I'm with my own setup, doing my own thing, 00:05:07.640 --> 00:05:09.260 Pfff.This Is Easy 00:05:09.260 --> 00:05:11.260 Not Gonna Smile At This.This Is So Sad 00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:13.260 Wait A Minute 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:25.720 *Pewds looks creepy* 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:28.280 Ghaghagha 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:32.220 Got Em 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:33.540 Clap 00:05:33.700 --> 00:05:35.220 Well 00:05:35.260 --> 00:05:38.620 That Was Another Try Not To..No This Was The First Try Not To Smile Challange 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:39.240 Oh Man 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:40.680 This Is A spfsfsp 00:05:40.780 --> 00:05:43.480 This Channel Is Just Keeps, Keep Going Up 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:47.580 Thank You F For Watching.Did You Leave A Smile??Did You Smile Leave A Like 00:05:47.700 --> 00:05:51.840 And Uhhh Ahh...That Was The Deal Its Part Of The Video 00:05:52.280 --> 00:05:54.280 Come On Smile A Lil Bit 00:05:54.280 --> 00:05:56.280 You Have Such A Cute Smile Come On 00:05:56.600 --> 00:05:58.600 Gimme A Little Smirk! 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:01.420 Come On..I Know I Know You Want TO 00:06:01.660 --> 00:06:03.280 I Know You Want Cmon 00:06:04.180 --> 00:06:06.180 There It Is Ohh 00:06:06.780 --> 00:06:07.900 Now You Gotta Leave A Like (sneaky poods) 00:06:08.740 --> 00:06:12.420 Thank You For Watching Ill See You Bros In The Next Video 00:06:12.420 --> 00:06:13.800 And As Always..... 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:15.440 BROFIST