WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.600 PewDiePie: Try not to smile- 00:00:01.600 --> 00:00:03.080 ~kys~ 00:00:05.920 --> 00:00:06.520 Who said that? 00:00:07.460 --> 00:00:08.280 ~Boy, kys~ 00:00:08.280 --> 00:00:08.800 Who said that?! 00:00:11.780 --> 00:00:12.480 Anyway... 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:14.480 Try not to smile... 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:15.600 ~I don't belong here!~ 00:00:18.460 --> 00:00:19.940 Who keeps doing that? 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:21.980 ~I belong to someone else~ 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:23.980 Try not to smile ch... 00:00:23.980 --> 00:00:25.980 ~I shouldn't exist.~ 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:31.000 OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PB: ~Why do I exist, Why do I exist, Why do I exist...~ 00:00:31.120 --> 00:00:32.080 ~Why do I exist?~ 00:00:33.980 --> 00:00:34.720 Wow 00:00:35.500 --> 00:00:37.260 The play button has a voice... 00:00:37.680 --> 00:00:38.640 ~Please kill me~ (gladly, hand me the 1000 degree knife, pls.) 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:42.100 It's almost as innovative as this video idea. 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:47.160 (great movie maker intro, pewds.) 00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:50.100 UGHH 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:51.740 Well you know what??! 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:53.760 I accept the challenge! 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:55.460 Jesus- Oh it's heavy 00:00:55.860 --> 00:00:56.920 I ACCEPT 00:00:57.580 --> 00:00:59.000 *fixes camera* 00:00:59.280 --> 00:00:59.780 ugh 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:00.460 f*ck 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:02.140 Kid screams like a girl... 00:01:02.360 --> 00:01:03.700 "AHH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:11.000 Not even a- 00:01:11.600 --> 00:01:13.000 c h u c k l e 00:01:14.060 --> 00:01:15.240 "AHH!" "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 00:01:16.800 --> 00:01:22.220 *gr8 music m8* *v epic partay timez* 00:01:22.220 --> 00:01:25.500 You know what? Ok well, you know what? This might actually be a girl! 00:01:25.960 --> 00:01:26.460 So, 00:01:26.540 --> 00:01:29.080 Excuse me "craven_14" 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:30.320 for assuming 00:01:30.420 --> 00:01:31.940 A little girl's gender! 00:01:32.080 --> 00:01:33.920 Even though I technically just- 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:35.920 Did assu- 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:37.300 Don't assume gender! 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:41.560 Oh God, the title, just the title made me... 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:43.080 Hey! The video hasn't started. 00:01:43.080 --> 00:01:43.840 ehHEH 00:01:43.840 --> 00:01:45.320 It doesn't count! 00:01:45.320 --> 00:01:47.000 That's a stupid fucking title... 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.460 Oh, it's Fox News! 00:01:48.460 --> 00:01:50.000 I expected, a... 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:52.460 a fox and, uh... yeah. 00:01:52.460 --> 00:01:53.800 Well, f**k it. Let's just watch. 00:01:53.800 --> 00:01:56.600 "And I'm live here at the San Diego yacht and boat show." 00:01:56.600 --> 00:01:58.600 "Good morning everybody. I'm hanging out with my friend, John." 00:01:58.600 --> 00:02:00.000 "FOX 5 MORNING NEWS starts." 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:00.800 "Look over there." 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:02.000 "And it starts right now-" 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:03.120 (marvelous fail) 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:11.240 Oh, this is easy. 00:02:12.100 --> 00:02:14.100 Feel free to play along, by the way. 00:02:14.100 --> 00:02:15.100 "FOX 5 MORNING NEWS starts." 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.100 "And it starts right now-" 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:22.780 All he had to do was watch over there. Was that so hard?! 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:28.260 Clearly he doesn't know why he has to- keep eye contact with the camera. 00:02:28.260 --> 00:02:30.180 IT STARTS RIGHT NOW! 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:32.020 moVING ON 00:02:36.600 --> 00:02:40.260 Oh that's fun- That's funny- I haven't watched the video- 00:02:40.760 --> 00:02:42.020 But that's funny. 00:02:44.160 --> 00:02:45.060 "Wait a minute." 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:49.200 "This isn't my world." 00:02:51.720 --> 00:02:53.940 "disaPPOINTEEED!" 00:02:54.240 --> 00:03:01.060 *poods tries to keep from bursting out in laughter, but ultimately fails* 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:03.060 That was good. 00:03:03.260 --> 00:03:05.260 *Snickers* 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:06.940 Oh that's funny. 00:03:06.940 --> 00:03:07.660 *Chuckles* 00:03:09.440 --> 00:03:11.440 "This isn't my world." 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.080 I love how he's so into it. 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:18.320 "DISAPPOINTED!" 00:03:18.320 --> 00:03:23.960 Like, just knowing the fact that I that I will never be that good of- good of an actor makes me "DISAPPOINTED!" 00:03:23.980 --> 00:03:30.180 He doesn't even say it in a disappointing tone, you know what? F**k it, I lost that one, fine. 2, 1. BRING IT. 00:03:33.100 --> 00:03:38.600 "GET THE WHEELS ON THE BUS!!!" *glass breaks* "Way to go, PAUL." 00:03:38.640 --> 00:03:39.880 *snickers* 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:45.100 Knew it was coming *sniff* I knew it was happening. 00:03:45.100 --> 00:03:45.600 (WEAKLING) 00:03:45.780 --> 00:03:47.600 But it still worked. 00:03:47.600 --> 00:03:52.600 "GET THE WHEELS ON THE BUS!!!" *glass breaks* Way to go, PAUL. 00:03:52.600 --> 00:03:58.600 Typical Paul! Typical Paul behavior! F**kin' Paul bitch. 00:04:00.600 --> 00:04:02.600 *chokes wholeheartedly* 00:04:02.900 --> 00:04:04.600 Jesus! What the f**k?! 00:04:07.140 --> 00:04:09.800 That's danger- you know what, no, it's just hilarious. 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:18.080 "A handbaaaaaaag?" 00:04:18.760 --> 00:04:23.600 *snickers* 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:26.860 I'm so f**kin' bad. That was not even that funny. Let's do it a- 00:04:26.860 --> 00:04:28.860 "A handbaaaaaaaag?" 00:04:28.860 --> 00:04:30.860 *chuckles* 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:33.080 Wut? 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:35.720 "'A handbaaaaaaaag??" 00:04:36.300 --> 00:04:38.300 (overlays) A handbaaaaaag? 00:04:38.300 --> 00:04:42.700 Alright. Now this- this last video, we saved the best for last! 00:04:42.700 --> 00:04:43.800 ~Kill yourself.~ 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:47.880 You really have a comment about everything don't ya? 00:04:48.960 --> 00:04:50.960 Mr S E P T I C E Y E 2!!! 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.640 "I don't- I dunno how I'm gonna keep doing the vlogs so-" 00:04:56.620 --> 00:04:57.780 "It's just not worth it." 00:04:57.820 --> 00:05:00.740 *Sad music plays* "I said it before, but I never wanna force content, y'know?" 00:05:00.740 --> 00:05:05.600 "I really have a lot of fun when I'm in my own setup. I need to put myself first." 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:07.600 "This time." 00:05:07.880 --> 00:05:11.540 *scoff* This is easy, I'm not gonna smile at this, this is so sad! 00:05:11.540 --> 00:05:12.300 Wait a minute! 00:05:17.380 --> 00:05:26.160 *pewds looks creepily satisfied* (NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE LIKE) 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:27.420 *snickers* 00:05:31.820 --> 00:05:32.680 Got 'em! *chuckles* 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:34.600 *claps* WELL! 00:05:35.280 --> 00:05:39.300 That was another try not to, NO THAT WAS THE FIRST "Try Not To Smile" challenge! Oh man! 00:05:39.300 --> 00:05:43.500 This is a- this channel just keeps, keep going up! 00:05:43.500 --> 00:05:47.640 Thank you for watching! Did you leave a smile? Did you smile? Leave a like! 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:51.660 And uh... ah- that was the deal, as part of the the video. 00:05:51.940 --> 00:05:53.940 Come on. Smile a little bit. 00:05:53.960 --> 00:05:58.400 You have such a- cute smile, come on, give me it. Give me a little smirk. 00:05:58.820 --> 00:05:59.700 Come on. 00:05:59.700 --> 00:06:01.320 I know- I know you want to. 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:03.800 I KNOW YOU WANT- come on! 00:06:03.840 --> 00:06:05.800 There it is, oh! 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:08.280 Now you gotta leave a like! (greedy poodiepie) 00:06:08.700 --> 00:06:09.520 and thank you for watching! 00:06:09.520 --> 00:06:13.120 I'll see you bros in the next video! And as ALWAYS... 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:15.440 BROFIST!!! 00:06:15.440 --> 00:06:17.440 still here? 00:06:17.440 --> 00:06:19.440 lol can you believe how greeeedy pewds is? >:( 00:06:19.440 --> 00:06:21.440 most likely... 00:06:21.440 --> 00:06:23.440 this IS 2016 gatdam Trump supporter 00:06:23.440 --> 00:06:25.440 (lol jk) 00:06:25.440 --> 00:06:27.440 lol well i'm karigan @kaiisjoe <3 00:06:27.440 --> 00:06:29.440 mad love for Stephano cuz he ain't greeds 00:06:29.440 --> 00:06:31.440 can we #StephIsn'tGreedy ? 00:06:31.440 --> 00:06:33.440 00:06:33.440 --> 00:06:35.440 00:06:35.440 --> 00:06:37.440 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <3 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:39.440