WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.490 Hey, what's happening? Is your boy Peww... what has my life become... 00:00:06.279 --> 00:00:08.279 Who am I? 00:00:08.349 --> 00:00:10.349 What am I? 00:00:12.250 --> 00:00:13.570 please 00:00:13.570 --> 00:00:15.520 kill me 00:00:15.520 --> 00:00:17.879 Welcome to ultimate battle simulator 00:00:18.580 --> 00:00:26.399 Ss-sorry ultimate Epic battle simulator this is why you clicked on this channel isn't it because we want action 00:00:28.269 --> 00:00:30.269 hardcore! 00:00:32.929 --> 00:00:34.929 Badassery! 00:00:38.449 --> 00:00:40.039 and... 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:43.029 Epicness! hey guys to be tech here and today 00:00:43.030 --> 00:00:48.339 I'm going to show you how to mine so fast that you can't even dig a straight hole so in this game me for you 00:00:48.339 --> 00:00:50.379 For some reason aren't familiar with this 00:00:51.409 --> 00:00:53.859 yeah, you can simulate where's 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:57.728 W-what is this game about? You can simulate war's! 00:00:58.339 --> 00:01:00.170 Now I have a pretty strong Computer 00:01:00.170 --> 00:01:04.380 it could run Roblox on Max settings, so let's see... 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.440 what we can do. SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SIX... 00:01:08.440 --> 00:01:12.060 NAZI'S! And another Six. And another... 00:01:12.140 --> 00:01:12.640 *ahahahahaha* 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:14.640 and another 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:15.679 *ahahahahaa* 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:18.700 That's how many nazis versus one 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:23.420 Table 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:26.980 (Mind blown, Pewds. Mind. Blown.) 00:01:28.480 --> 00:01:31.780 Oh my God. Yes, no, it's not lagging at all 00:01:33.720 --> 00:01:35.920 What I got four FPS going in... 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.080 that is a lot of fucking Nazis thoug... 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.100 Jesus Christ 00:01:41.100 --> 00:01:43.260 And maybe I shouldn't have picked so many 00:01:43.260 --> 00:01:46.420 got a solid 60 FPS going on here. 00:01:46.740 --> 00:01:48.740 Well, maybe I shouldn't have made so many you know... 00:01:48.740 --> 00:01:49.860 *ehm ne mhnemne* 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:50.440 *he* 00:01:50.440 --> 00:01:54.720 Maybe I exaggerated just a little bit with this whole table *hehehehe*. 00:01:56.820 --> 00:02:00.770 Oh My god, how many did I make, Jesus Christ? 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:01.780 What the ff.. 00:02:01.780 --> 00:02:03.340 I got two FPS 00:02:03.340 --> 00:02:04.020 *he* 00:02:04.100 --> 00:02:05.460 Let the battle begin 00:02:05.460 --> 00:02:08.900 *epic music starts playing* 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:10.880 go forth my Nazi's! You kill The Table I 00:02:11.440 --> 00:02:13.440 Y-you kill the table! 00:02:16.940 --> 00:02:17.920 I don't know... 00:02:17.920 --> 00:02:19.640 Euh, it's avalanche 00:02:19.640 --> 00:02:22.160 I-i don't know what's happening, but im sure it's pretty epic... 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:29.500 I think I just nuked all the nazis. I don't know I have one framerate. Maybe let's *ehh* let's exit. Okay 00:02:29.510 --> 00:02:33.360 Let's try that again okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. I had 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:39.740 666666 (Illuminati confirmed) pick up let's just remove one of them. All right. Let's remove one of them, and then we can see 00:02:42.540 --> 00:02:47.359 Maybe don't act. Okay here. We go. Yeah. That's a lot better. Well now we have a decent framerate 00:02:48.790 --> 00:02:50.790 There you go Nazi's 00:02:51.900 --> 00:02:53.890 All right 00:02:53.890 --> 00:03:01.080 Okay, a lotta nazi's. They're very angry. They're very angry at the 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:07.520 Table, where is table there he is, go 00:03:07.529 --> 00:03:09.400 *HueHueHueHa* 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:13.769 Table, you can do it begin no table nooooooo 00:03:15.099 --> 00:03:17.099 TABLE!!! 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:18.260 Damn it 00:03:18.820 --> 00:03:26.000 *Sad Music* RIP Table may his Soul Be remembered forever :'( 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:26.700 an 00:03:26.709 --> 00:03:31.828 Equal amount of tables as there are German Soldiers tonight 00:03:31.989 --> 00:03:38.699 We dine in on table as they said I feel like I need to have an epic battle speech to my table 00:03:39.010 --> 00:03:41.010 MY FELLOW TABLES, 00:03:42.129 --> 00:03:44.129 WE'VE COME THIS FAR!!! 00:03:45.220 --> 00:03:47.220 TO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM! 00:03:48.489 --> 00:03:50.489 THOSE NAZI SCUM! 00:03:51.489 --> 00:03:53.578 THOSE FILTHY GERMANS! 00:03:54.340 --> 00:03:56.160 I BET THEY WATCH PEWDIEPIE (Confirmed) 00:03:57.040 --> 00:03:58.640 THOSE SON'S A BITCHES (WHAT TF IS HE SAYING), 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:00.720 WE WILL NOT LET THEM DINE UPON US. 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:03.360 WE WILL NOT LET 'EM NOT USE COASTERS!! 00:04:03.640 --> 00:04:10.560 THEY DO NOT RESPECT WOOD. THEY DO NOT RESPECT THE HARD SURFACE OF A NICELY POLISHED 00:04:11.019 --> 00:04:13.019 WOODEN TABLE. 00:04:13.569 --> 00:04:15.569 That's what? 00:04:18.320 --> 00:04:22.260 Oh, Jesus. JESUS CHRIST, NO TABLES!!! 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:25.200 Taableeess!!!! 00:04:25.840 --> 00:04:26.680 Ugh 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:31.760 Bye dammit, they built a shield yes! 00:04:34.860 --> 00:04:38.430 Omg the Nazi's are fighting strong. 00:04:39.310 --> 00:04:45.000 But they have no match against the tables actually the tables are getting rekt no 00:04:46.900 --> 00:04:48.900 I possess this Table 00:04:49.990 --> 00:04:54.090 Hold your line tables. HOLD YOUR LINE. 00:04:55.660 --> 00:04:57.660 Stand your ground! 00:04:58.630 --> 00:05:00.630 Table 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.600 not today (BTS not today?!) 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:05.440 not today 00:05:05.440 --> 00:05:07.440 They're getting fucking Rekted 00:05:07.900 --> 00:05:09.900 This is so fucking retarded 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:13.260 long ago the four nations lived Together in Harmony 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:17.460 then everything changed when fire nation attacked 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:25.580 *EAR RAPE* 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:29.480 Guess now we know if they bunch of nazis 00:05:32.350 --> 00:05:34.350 fought against a buncha tables 00:05:36.190 --> 00:05:41.370 Nazis would win, okay? duly noted Let's make it a little bit more interesting all right the will happen 00:05:41.440 --> 00:05:45.300 We'll have table over here. All right. We'll have dressers 00:05:46.180 --> 00:05:53.370 Fighting tables, and then here we'll have one Chuck Norris will have 200 Santa clauses 00:05:54.370 --> 00:05:55.780 250 00:05:55.780 --> 00:05:57.520 Catapult 00:05:57.520 --> 00:05:59.520 250 Zombie and 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.040 one Dwarf 00:06:02.200 --> 00:06:05.159 *Brave Gimli* And my axe. Here we go. All right. We got a tables 00:06:05.800 --> 00:06:07.570 Hoorah Hoorah 00:06:07.570 --> 00:06:09.570 tables, TABLES!! 00:06:10.240 --> 00:06:13.319 Come on. My money's on tables. I don't know about you, bro's 00:06:14.300 --> 00:06:17.539 I don't know about you bros. VS Dresser that 00:06:19.110 --> 00:06:20.700 filthy disgusting 00:06:20.700 --> 00:06:27.650 Despicable dressers. I bet they don't even dress themselves. I bet their mamas versus a bunch of fucking catapults 00:06:27.930 --> 00:06:32.299 yeah, they're probably going to win. Versus from the other corner! 00:06:32.820 --> 00:06:38.150 SANTA CLAUSE! that's right ho ho ho going to fuck some bitches up? 00:06:38.250 --> 00:06:43.819 But where is chuck nerris, where is he, the man, the myth, the legend there he is 00:06:44.820 --> 00:06:46.970 He looks angry.., he looks angry im not going to lie 00:06:48.810 --> 00:06:51.889 Versus, what is that, Dwarfs, okay fuck it 00:06:53.980 --> 00:06:56.710 And eh fucking zombies I don't know, alright go 00:06:59.540 --> 00:07:02.950 All right dressers they're moving in, they seem a bit confused 00:07:03.890 --> 00:07:07.569 But they're fighting, oh and They're dressers are getting wrecked by the catapults 00:07:08.390 --> 00:07:10.390 Tables are standing strong 00:07:10.460 --> 00:07:12.460 against santa clause 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:19.120 But Santa Clause not like table. No they do not they are fucking them tables up 00:07:19.670 --> 00:07:27.039 Oh, but it looks like UGH, it looks like the dressers have killed santa, the dressers have killed santa, MY GOD 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:30.369 Who would win Santa Clause or tables? 00:07:31.100 --> 00:07:33.100 The santa clause are fighting strong. 00:07:33.380 --> 00:07:36.219 But thank you they have enough against all these tables (He might of meant do they???) 00:07:36.500 --> 00:07:41.200 We'll find out but oh my God look at all the dead dressers 00:07:41.390 --> 00:07:46.239 It looks like they have a trouble fighting back against the catapult, but the dressers 00:07:46.240 --> 00:07:52.750 Are fighting strong against the catapults because the ones that made it in they can defend themselves against 00:07:52.850 --> 00:07:54.770 We underestimated 00:07:54.770 --> 00:07:58.570 the dressers killed everyone one furniture versus another 00:07:59.930 --> 00:08:03.970 but who will win? the santa clauses are dead! 00:08:04.820 --> 00:08:06.879 Yes a carpet for the tables 00:08:07.310 --> 00:08:13.720 They had no match for tables, but will the dressers win!? Or will the tables stand strong? 00:08:14.569 --> 00:08:21.549 They still have to fight against catapults, the catapults have strategically turned back but there are still some brave 00:08:21.550 --> 00:08:28.179 No, they're a not there are no more dressers. They stand no chance theres dressers are moving in 00:08:28.699 --> 00:08:30.699 from the, right 00:08:30.740 --> 00:08:33.000 But will they make it they are dying fast 00:08:33.920 --> 00:08:40.560 RIP DRESSERS :'( 00:08:40.660 --> 00:08:43.180 War, Has Changed 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:48.400 RIP DRESSERS :'( 00:08:48.460 --> 00:08:53.080 It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.880 It's an endless series of Proxy Battles fought by Mercenaries and machines 00:09:00.690 --> 00:09:03.529 War and its consumption of life 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:06.200 Has become a well-oiled machine? 00:09:06.860 --> 00:09:08.860 it's table 00:09:08.980 --> 00:09:13.540 It's Table versus Dress, but the battle is not yet won 00:09:14.100 --> 00:09:16.100 There's too many tables 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:24.280 There's too many, Whoa Chuck Norris is still alive, CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE! And hes breaking them dressers 00:09:24.580 --> 00:09:28.240 left and right... MY GOD! 00:09:28.640 --> 00:09:31.000 My God he's older, strong 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:36.460 I can't stop yelling but jesus christ 00:09:37.020 --> 00:09:39.000 OH MY GOD 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:46.560 A random nuke just hit chuck norris, wait he's still alive WTF, another random nuke 00:09:48.160 --> 00:09:49.280 What the how is he still 00:09:49.460 --> 00:09:51.460 Piranha, How many 00:09:54.140 --> 00:09:58.560 Chuck Norris is killing off! He's kicking the Tables! He's punching the tables! 00:10:06.160 --> 00:10:08.640 Come on table come on 00:10:19.750 --> 00:10:27.690 The battle is over the last table takes its last breath and the winner is Check Nerris.