WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:01.340 --> 00:00:02.220 shhhh.....shut the fuck up 00:00:02.300 --> 00:00:06.100 CRASH BANDICOOT....ITS JUST LIKE DARK SOULS 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:08.440 You guys just cant stop can you? 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:14.800 *wtf* everything is dark souls oh the game is a little difficult its just like dark souls 00:00:14.860 --> 00:00:19.880 This monster energy drink just like dark souls! 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:23.180 Oh the game was a little hard *mocking disabled* 00:00:23.460 --> 00:00:25.700 But let me tell you what this game is easy!!! 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:39.440 Zero deaths baby number one let's player on youtube that's me i have never died a single time in any video game ever and im here to prove to you how easy it is 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:46.440 you cry baby son of a bitches here we go *mocking disabled again* ohh the game is a little hard it must be like dark souls 00:00:46.660 --> 00:00:48.140 music plays 00:00:50.100 --> 00:00:54.820 Oh my god its got boxes just like dark souls wow! 00:00:59.340 --> 00:01:00.380 go inventory? 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:06.360 Aw shit, this is actually pretty nostalgic 00:01:07.340 --> 00:01:10.640 I dont know about you guys. i never played the first crash.... 00:01:11.420 --> 00:01:14.100 uhh i played the...the second and the third 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:19.880 i...i played them with my mom she would always........... 00:01:20.660 --> 00:01:27.120 uhh...she would always just get a bunch of lives for me so i could beat the bosses *laugh* 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:30.900 Mean this is just like Dark Souls. 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:36.700 wow its so hard its...its really difficult honestly 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:40.120 i-i-i must be incredibly lucky to not have died yet 00:01:41.180 --> 00:01:46.060 it really feels truly incredible....oh shit get Fucked turtles 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:02.760 Oh look at that. Is that the end of the level!? 00:02:03.320 --> 00:02:07.380 Zero fucking deaths baby easyyy!!....BOOM!. 00:02:08.320 --> 00:02:09.720 Yeah!! 00:02:09.740 --> 00:02:11.740 EASY!!! 00:02:11.740 --> 00:02:15.520 Perfect baby! did he just vomit that out!!!? 00:02:17.780 --> 00:02:22.140 ZERO deaths baby. fuck the boxes. fuck em 00:02:23.330 --> 00:02:26.619 Oh look at that, just like Dark Souls. Perfect. Thank you. 00:02:27.230 --> 00:02:33.160 Oh look at that another zero deaths. its almost like this game isn't hard at all! this is so weird 00:02:34.130 --> 00:02:36.369 Okay, so it's a boss fight coming up 00:02:37.190 --> 00:02:42.669 Maybe I spoke too soon, because the dark could dark souls is famous for having brutally difficult 00:02:43.460 --> 00:02:45.920 boss fight uh-fights, whatever 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:50.080 God, what is he possibly going to do? 00:02:51.220 --> 00:02:57.220 That was pretty much impossible to dodge. i guess i have to learn his moves set or something!. 00:02:59.060 --> 00:03:01.060 Wow.... 00:03:03.900 --> 00:03:11.080 This is pretty much impossible ...[inaudible]... wow incredible 00:03:15.600 --> 00:03:17.600 I get it now 00:03:19.140 --> 00:03:21.140 BOOM! 00:03:24.420 --> 00:03:27.280 ZE-RO deaths, baby 00:03:27.980 --> 00:03:33.400 Hell yeah, man. Oh my GOD you guys this is exactly like that one part in dark souls 00:03:35.220 --> 00:03:39.980 This is exactly like.... Disney, Fantasia 00:03:41.720 --> 00:03:46.200 To be fair this is pretty difficult like you need lightning reflexes. 00:03:46.460 --> 00:03:49.380 You need to be practically on drugs to play this 00:03:49.860 --> 00:03:56.520 Dying is for pussies and dead people, and I'm not one of them all right Alright! 00:03:57.120 --> 00:04:00.480 What the fuck is that shit? What the fuck is that? 00:04:02.340 --> 00:04:06.100 Fucking cancerous piece of shit game, what the fuck when do I jump? 00:04:07.980 --> 00:04:11.620 Jump, but the fuck is wrong with this fucking thing.. 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:17.400 Jump, what's this fucking wrong with it!!!? 00:04:18.840 --> 00:04:23.620 When do I jump why do I need a pig here anyway? 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:30.260 what the fuck is this Fucking shit, it's so easy to tow on those 00:04:38.380 --> 00:04:40.380 WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK...... DX 00:04:42.620 --> 00:04:44.820 What is this fucking shit? (pewds are you angry?!) 00:04:46.820 --> 00:04:54.020 What's the hell? okay How about I don't jump cuz I know everyone's like you have to not jump on that one 00:05:01.340 --> 00:05:08.919 It's the game glitched like I can't get over it. I can't get over it. Look how easy those are why is this one impossible? 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:19.300 It makes no fucking sense. It makes no fucking sense 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:26.500 What the fuck? [slowly thinking of suicide] 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.560 [answering his thoughts]Okay, sure.... sure 00:05:33.740 --> 00:05:40.460 Sure lets.... uhh. Let's all the sudden throw in an impossible jump in the game. Yeah that does that make sense. That's cool 00:05:41.340 --> 00:05:43.560 Let me get over this fucking thing 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.360 What is that? I don't get it 00:05:52.440 --> 00:05:54.440 The jump is impossible 00:06:01.960 --> 00:06:06.680 is there like a boost button?. I don't get it. 00:06:09.180 --> 00:06:17.120 OHHHHHHHHHH..YES......*DIES* FUCK YOUU... D: it is possible it is possible to do the jump 00:06:24.640 --> 00:06:28.180 What the hell it was super easy, can you fuck off? 00:06:35.080 --> 00:06:37.080 *TEARS OF depression* 00:06:41.340 --> 00:06:48.600 *fucking hell in Swedish* This is not funny anymore like I legit just want to move on please 00:06:50.400 --> 00:06:58.280 *fuck i suck my own dick in Swedish*...... jump over a dead borg with a borg... darksouls. 00:07:00.020 --> 00:07:05.260 Thank you. Thank you fuck off eat a dick. Hope you die of testicular can.... 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:07.100 Jesus christ. 00:07:07.110 --> 00:07:13.430 I have to turn on the fan its so fucking hot. I have zero deaths. That level does not fucking count okay 00:07:13.580 --> 00:07:17.760 It does not count this game is easy, please, stop 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:19.880 Just stop 00:07:19.889 --> 00:07:21.240 stop!! 00:07:21.240 --> 00:07:22.470 stop! *turns indian* 00:07:22.470 --> 00:07:24.460 Let me...stop! 00:07:26.020 --> 00:07:31.540 -*WTF* 00:07:33.080 --> 00:07:40.940 okay, now we're back to the regular platforming which is the easiest of the easy by the fuck the 00:07:40.940 --> 00:07:43.039 Fuck is he anyway like a raccoon 00:07:43.800 --> 00:07:50.880 Squirrel frog, what is what? It's like just oh what you want with all free life. Thank you kind sir. Thank you 00:07:51.960 --> 00:07:53.760 bitch, oh 00:07:53.760 --> 00:07:56.800 Wow, that was really that was out tough one. Oh 00:07:57.380 --> 00:08:01.140 Not the flowers, okay, give me my fucking lives back piece of shit game 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:09.800 ZE-RO deaths baby if you don't Have 0 death in all games ever then don't even talk to me 00:08:09.949 --> 00:08:11.949 Alright, don't even bother 00:08:12.440 --> 00:08:15.680 speaking just go 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:18.240 fuck 00:08:20.320 --> 00:08:22.260 When does this game get hard again? 00:08:22.500 --> 00:08:23.000 00:08:24.520 --> 00:08:26.520 just curious! 00:08:27.980 --> 00:08:29.980 Let me know if you know 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:34.740 Aw fuck...Whatever okay! 00:08:36.020 --> 00:08:40.380 The game gives you extra things if you fuck up, just like Dark souls 00:08:42.220 --> 00:08:45.380 WHAT THE FUCKK WERE YOU DOING? 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.360 uh-huuuuuuuuuuuuh! 00:08:49.730 --> 00:08:52.689 Whatever. It doesn't count if I die, okay doesn't count 00:08:54.230 --> 00:08:57.819 [inaudible] think i get zero death come on 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:07.840 Not today BEAICH not today..no....thank you ...thank you byeee. 00:09:09.020 --> 00:09:11.020 easy 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:18.459 Does this level ever fucking end jesus christ! 00:09:20.420 --> 00:09:22.420 My God, thank you 00:09:23.510 --> 00:09:26.679 wow...easy this is easy game *in a retarded accent!* 00:09:28.180 --> 00:09:32.680 Hey look at that. Look at that a new area does it get hard now? 00:09:35.020 --> 00:09:37.020 that's what the she said 00:09:40.100 --> 00:09:42.670 Yes, bitch. Yes 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:47.320 Fucking speed run this shit 00:09:50.140 --> 00:09:56.380 Kids never played 3D platformers before is that the problem, but actually? 00:09:56.660 --> 00:09:58.660 Super Mario, okay 00:09:58.920 --> 00:10:00.920 *in an... italian?? accent* thats why i have this accent. 00:10:03.220 --> 00:10:06.390 Y'all never play Crash. Shame 00:10:07.839 --> 00:10:09.839 shameful 00:10:11.290 --> 00:10:13.680 But I swear I played Dark Souls 00:10:17.380 --> 00:10:20.369 I Got to the first part and then I fucked up man! 00:10:23.280 --> 00:10:31.080 This little raccoon game too hard. Too hard for me man!... fuck im *loudly screams* dying that doesn't count alright stop 00:10:33.780 --> 00:10:40.460 Zero deaths all right? Oh, man. I love playing Sims 4. It's just like dark souls 00:10:41.220 --> 00:10:47.580 I love decorating the house. not today monkey son of a bitch!...thats right give me my checkpoint. bitch! 00:10:48.340 --> 00:10:50.340 easy! 00:10:50.340 --> 00:10:56.660 *tries to swear in Swedish* the fucking fish almost killed me. I'd say almost because I can't die 00:10:57.220 --> 00:10:58.930 bish 00:10:58.930 --> 00:11:00.930 Bish what? 00:11:01.510 --> 00:11:03.510 what did I just do? 00:11:07.230 --> 00:11:11.840 Well, what's the point of that. Will these come back? uuh I see hidden path over there 00:11:13.700 --> 00:11:19.180 What the fuck where am I? y'all better go back to playing candy crush, all right? 00:11:21.060 --> 00:11:23.060 If you think this game is hard 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.540 you clearly never played a.... 00:11:27.680 --> 00:11:29.680 Fuck you! 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:31.200 goddamnit! 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:34.790 *no no in Swedish* fuck you fucking piece of shit flower! 00:11:37.350 --> 00:11:44.629 Plants, I never liked them anyway, okay? No one likes a plant. If you're a plant fucking unsubscribe from this video 00:11:44.629 --> 00:11:46.620 I mean, I'm not kidding 00:11:47.400 --> 00:11:47.900 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:52.720 he is discriminating our plants now! 00:11:52.860 --> 00:11:54.500 Yeah, that's right 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:56.630 What you gonna- Fuck you 00:11:56.910 --> 00:11:59.600 Think I'm Gonna miss the box, think again 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.600 you flower loving piece of shit! 00:12:04.920 --> 00:12:06.920 You've changed man 00:12:10.140 --> 00:12:15.470 Boom and now I fuck my bitch. Why does he keep stealing her? I don't get it. She's ugly 00:12:16.050 --> 00:12:22.820 That's right. I said it. Just like dark souls. Oh, it's another boss okay. Oh, well this should be difficult 00:12:27.150 --> 00:12:31.420 Fuck. What the fuck. How do I know where he's gonna jump? 00:12:35.300 --> 00:12:37.300 What the fuck is that shit? 00:12:40.100 --> 00:12:44.019 what the ffff... piece of fucking shit this boss sucks ass! 00:12:49.790 --> 00:12:51.790 [inaudible] 00:12:52.280 --> 00:12:57.680 What kind of raccoon can't even swim He's a fox Felix how could you not tell? 00:12:58.220 --> 00:13:00.440 Does it have enough fucking tail? I don't know 00:13:01.660 --> 00:13:09.540 Bitch, you're getting fucked now what you gonna? whatchu gonna do son. Oh, no? Ow, what the fuck I got fucked 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:16.480 Get fuck get fuck get-feet duck fucking hell *in Swedish* 00:13:17.390 --> 00:13:21.009 (speaks in Swedish) 00:13:22.220 --> 00:13:27.040 Hey guys Scarce here, and today we're going to play a boss that it's completely fucking random 00:13:27.560 --> 00:13:33.880 and it takes no skill at all you just got to get lucky and that's a pretty good game. It's almost just like dark souls 00:13:33.880 --> 00:13:37.400 also I- I quit youtube 00:13:38.500 --> 00:13:41.620 oh, oh oh no *mocking disabled for the third time fucking hell* 00:13:42.560 --> 00:13:44.560 fucking bitch 00:13:46.300 --> 00:13:51.360 That's right. I jump on you. I jump on you on purpose, bitch 00:13:54.280 --> 00:14:02.480 (speaks in Swedish) Just fucking die please 00:14:04.340 --> 00:14:11.100 Great great, just great. Just great. Just fucking great. Just great. This game is great. I'm having a great time 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:17.540 This is just what I want this is what I need, huh playing this game with this fucking piece of shit broken ass game. 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:19.500 What's the fuck is that shit? 00:14:19.509 --> 00:14:24.818 Oh, but uh, you see the reason why the crash- the new crush is harder because I suck at games now. 00:14:25.910 --> 00:14:27.910 oh...oh shit! 00:14:32.209 --> 00:14:38.078 (Speaks in Swedish) Get out of my space, fucking shripper poo 00:14:40.160 --> 00:14:43.990 okay, alright, alright rough start rough start 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:52.689 If you're tuning in right now, uh basically having died a single time yet, I'm an MLG player 00:14:53.420 --> 00:14:55.420 Pro, I don't know if that's even a thing anymore 00:14:57.200 --> 00:15:03.099 Basically I can't die. I'm untouchable I've been battling this boss for the last 20 minutes 00:15:03.100 --> 00:15:09.380 And it's not because I've been dying it's because I.. It's just an epic battle that never seems to end for some reason 00:15:09.560 --> 00:15:11.420 But I have not died yet 00:15:11.420 --> 00:15:15.969 And as you can see here. It's going great everything is going....beats boss *like a boss*! 00:15:16.579 --> 00:15:18.789 what did I say?? ZERO DEATHS!! 00:15:19.300 --> 00:15:23.960 ZERO DEATHS *goes full retard!* 00:15:24.920 --> 00:15:26.920 *CONTINUES TO BE RETARDED* 00:15:27.350 --> 00:15:30.730 what did I say you know I don't even feel like celebrating cuz that was [but you just did LOL] 00:15:33.110 --> 00:15:37.209 My God that was easy. That was easyy 00:15:38.209 --> 00:15:39.500 *hits table* 00:15:39.500 --> 00:15:40.970 00:15:40.970 --> 00:15:43.720 Oh, so easy, you know I actually realize now 00:15:44.800 --> 00:15:48.240 Dark souls and crash Bandicoot are the same 00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:51.440 Because they're both so easy 00:15:54.820 --> 00:16:02.080 Leave a like for if you think crash bandicoot is a raccoon leave a like if you think he's a fox 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:05.480 Leave a like if you think he's a video game character 00:16:05.700 --> 00:16:07.700 MY NAME IS PEWDIEPIE....*NOTICE ME SENPAI* 00:16:08.930 --> 00:16:10.930 stay awesome sisters 00:16:11.900 --> 00:16:19.720 EASY [X11] (THIS CAPTION WRITING IS EASIER LOLLL!) 00:16:20.020 --> 00:16:25.660 EASY [X7] 00:16:25.960 --> 00:16:27.680 EASY 00:16:27.680 --> 00:16:29.680 EASY 00:16:29.810 --> 00:16:31.220 EAS 00:16:31.220 --> 00:16:33.220 YSAE 00:16:34.580 --> 00:16:36.580 enkel IN SWEDISH 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:41.400 EASY MY NAME IS EASY 00:16:43.760 --> 00:16:45.960 EASY ORGASMS!