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Shhh- shut the fuck up...

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Crash Bandicoot!

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[imitating] It's just like Dark Souls!

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You guys just can't stop, can you?

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Ca-aa... Everything is just (uh) Dark Souls.

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[imitating] Oh, the game is a little difficult!

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[imitating the disabled] It is just like Dark Souls!

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This Monster energy drink...

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Aaah, it's...

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JUST LIKE DARK SOULS!

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[crybaby] Ooh, the game is a little hard...

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[crybaby] Uuuh, buuuh, uuuuh.

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But let me tell you what.

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This game is  e a s y.

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Zero deaths, baby.

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Number one... Let's Player on YouTube -- that's...

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... that's me.

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I've never died a single time in any video game ever

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I'm here to prove to you how easy this game is

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You crybabing? son of a bitches

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Here we go

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[imitating] oh the game is a little hard, it must be like Dark Souls

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it must be like Dark souls

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Oh My God, it's got boxes.

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Just like DARK SOULS

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*Brutally Mutilates Boxes*

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Wow!

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*More Boxes Die*

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We Got inventory...?

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Aw shit, this is actually pretty nostalgic

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I don't know about you guys. I never played the first Crash

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Uuh I played the...

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...the second and the third

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And I played them with my mom, she would always...

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*Struggles to find words about what his mom did to him*

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Uuh...She would always just get a bunch of lives for me, so I could beat the bosses

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Ha Ha

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T-haha

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I mean this is just like Dark souls!

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Wow it's so hard... it-it's really difficult honestly

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Wow it's so hard. It's really difficult. Uh, honestly.
Wow it's so hard... it-it's really difficult honestly

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I-I-I must be incredibly lucky to not have died yet. It really feels truly incredible.

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It really feels truly, incredible.

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Oh shit get FUCKED turtles

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*Turtle bullying intensifies*

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*Conga music plays*

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*It sounds fabulous*

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*Sound of Pewds killing innocent turtles*

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Oh look at that. Is that the end of the level!?

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Zero fucking deaths baby

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EASY!

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BOOM!

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YEAH!!

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EASY!!!

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Perfect, baby! Did he just vomit that out? Okay.

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Perfect baby!

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Did you just vomit that out? Okay

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*Sound of death itself plays*

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ZERO deaths baby.

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Fuck the boxes. Okay? Fuck 'em

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Oh look at that, just like Dark Souls. Perfect. Thank you.

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Oh look at that another zero deaths.

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Oh, it's almost like this game isn't hard at all.

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This is so weird

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Okay, so it's a boss fight coming up

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Maybe I spoke too soon, because the dar- cause' dark souls is famous for having brutally difficult

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boss fight uh-fights, whatever

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God, what is he possibly going to do?

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That was pretty much impossible to dodge.

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I guess I have to learn his movesets or something

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Wow......

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This is pretty much impossible

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Again, no, like WOW incredible

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I get it now

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BOOM!

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ZE-RO deaths, baby

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Hell yeah, man.

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Oh my God, you guys this is EXACTLY like that one part in Dark Souls

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This is exactly like.... Disney, Fantasia

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*Sound of Pewds snorting something*

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To be fair this is pretty difficult, like you need lightning reflexes.

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You need to be practically on drugs to play this

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*Like the ones you were just snorting?*

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Dying is for pussies and dead people, and I'm not one of them...all right

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What the fuck is that shit? What the fuck is that?

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Fucking cancerous piece of shit game, what the fuck when do I jump?

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Jump... what the fuck is wrong with this fucking thing!?

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Jump... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG with it?!

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When do I jump why do I need a pig here anyway?

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The fuck is this fucking shit? it's so easy to tell on those

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what the fuck

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What is this fucking shit??!!

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What the fuck?

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What the hell?

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Okay, how about I don't jump then, cuz I know everyone's like "you have to not jump on that one"

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Is the game glitched? like I can't get over it. I can't get over it. Look how easy those are why is this one impossible?

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It makes no fucking sense. It makes no fucking sense

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What the fuck?

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*getting angry* Okay, sure sure

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Okay, sure sure

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Sure let's uh, Let's all the sudden throw in an impossible jump in the game. Yeah that does that make sense. That's cool

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Let me get over this fucking thing

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What is that? I don't get it

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The jump is impossible

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Is there like a boost button? I don't get it.

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OOOOOOOOOH!

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YES!

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*gets rekd*

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Fuck you!

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It is possible. It is possible to do the jump

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(Moans)

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What the hell it was super easy. Can you FUCK OFF?

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(Moans more)

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(Speaks Swedish) But that was in holy fucking hell, fucking shit.

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(something on swedish, idk google doesn't translate)

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This is not fun any more. I like legit just wants to move on.

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Please

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(Speaks Swedish) Like what the fuuuck

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You can jump over a fucking dentist board with a boar in Dark souls

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Thank you. Thank you. Fuck off. eat a dick. Hope you die of testicular can-

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Jesus christ.

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Can someone turn on the fan? It's so fucking hot.

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I have zero deaths. That level does not fucking count, okay!

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It does not, count this game is easy, please, stop

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Just stop

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stop

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stop

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Let me-

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Stop!

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(mockingly) It's just like Dark Souls

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(Gibberish)

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(still mocking)OH MY GOD! this game is duck like a duck though

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okay, now we're back to the regular platforming which is the easiest of the easy by the..

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Fuck

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What the fuck is he anyway like a raccoon?

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Squirrel frog, what is he? It's like just oh what you want with all free life. Thank you kind sir. Thank you

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Squirrel, frog, what is, what is he?

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It's just oh, what you want oh free life? Thank you kind sir. Thank you, kind sir

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bitch

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Wow, that was really that was a tough one. Oh

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Oh wow, that was really, that was a tough one.

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Not the flowers

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Not the flowers, okay, give me my fucking mind back, piece of shit game

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I swear, give me my fucking mines back

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Piece of shit game

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ZER-O-DEATHS baby if you don't Have 0 deaths in all games ever then don't even talk to me

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Alright, don't even bother

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speaking

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Just go

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fuck

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When does this game get hard again?

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just curious

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Let me know if you know

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Whatever, okay?

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The game gives you extra things if you fuck up, just like Dark souls

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Fuck.. WHAT FUCK WERE YOU DOING?!

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(Moans yet another time)

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Whatever. It doesn't count if I die, okay it doesn't count

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How else do you think I get zero deaths come on

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(some weird accent) Not today bitch, not today, No. Thank you.

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Thank you. Bye

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easy

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Does this level fucking ever end?

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Jesus Christ

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My God, thank you

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WHOO!

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(even weirder accent) Easy, Easy game

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Hey look at that. Look at that. A new area does it get hard now?

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Does it get hard now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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that's what she say

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(cackles)

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Yes, bitch.

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Yes

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Fucking speed run this shit

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Kids never played 3D platformers before, is that the problem? (Italian accent) but I play

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(Italian accent) Super Mario, okay

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That's why I have a these accent

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Y'all nibba never play Crash?

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Shame

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Shameful

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(weird accent again) But I swear I play Dark Souls

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I Got to the first boss and then I fucked up man

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This little raccoon game too hard. Too hard for me man

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Fuck I'm de-AH

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That doesn't count alright. Stop ;-;

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Zero deaths all right?

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(weird accent again) Oh, man. I- I love playing Sims 4. It's just like dark souls

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I love decorating the house.

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Not today monkey son of a bitch. That's right. Give me my checkpoint. BITCH

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I'm an.. the fucking fish almost killed me. I'd say almost because I can't die

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bish

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Bish, what?

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what'd I just do?

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Well, what's the point of that. Will these come back? uuh I see hidden path over there

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What the fuck where am I?

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y'all better go back to playing candy crush, all right?

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If you think this game is hard

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you clearly never played uh...

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Fuck you

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goddammit

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Hey, mate. Fuck you fucking piece of shit flower

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Plants, I never liked them anyway, okay? No one likes a plant.

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If you're a plant fucking unsubscribe from this video

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I mean, I'm not kidding you

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(feminist voice) HE'S DISCRIMINATING ALL PLANTS NOW!

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(normal voice) Yeah, that's right

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What you gonna- Fuck you

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You think I'm gonna miss the box, think again

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you flower loving shit

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(random person's voice) You've changed man

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(normal voice) all right

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Boom and now I fuck my bitch. Why does he keep stealing her? I don't get it. She's ugly

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That's right. I said it. Just like dark souls. Oh, it's another boss okay. Oh, well this should be difficult

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Fuck. What the fuck. How do I know where he's gonna jump?

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What the fuck is that shit?

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what a fucking piece of fucking shit. This boss sucks ass

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Why is it..

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What kind of raccoon can't even swim

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(random person's voice) He's a fox Felix how could you not tell

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'Cuz it doesn't have a fucking tail? I don't know

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Bitch, you're getting fucked now what you gonna do? whatchu gonna do son. Oh, no? Ow, what the fuck I got fucked

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Get fucked, get fucked get- He dodge-

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(Speaks Swedish) But it was your-you fucking bastard.

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You're going to fucking die, YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!

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YOU SHALL DIE!!

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(Scarce's voice) Hey guys Scarce here. We're going to play a boss that it's completely fucking random and uh,

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it takes no skill at all you just got to get lucky and that's a pretty good game. It's almost just like dark souls

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also I- I quit youtube

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(Ripper Roo's immaginatary voice) oh, oh, oh no I don't like it

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Bitch

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That's right. I jump on you. I jump on you on purpose

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Bitch

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(Speaks Swedish) Well that was the fucking cunt's fucking cunt.

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Just.

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Fucking.

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Die.

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Please.

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Great, great, just great. Just great. Just fucking great. Just great. This game is great. I'm having a great time

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This is just what I want this is what I need, huh playing this game with this fucking piece of shit broken ass game.

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What the fuck is that shit?

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Oh, but uh, you see the reason why  the crash- the new crash is harder because I suck at games now.

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Oh, oh, shit, uh

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You gettin completely destroyed, man

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(Speaks Swedish) Noo. Well that was fucking shit.

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Get out of my spaces!

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Fucking shi- Ripper. Poo.

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okay, alright, alright rough start rough start and

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If you're tuning in right now, uh basically having died a single time yet, I'm an mlg player

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Pro, I don't know if that's even a thing anymore

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Basically I can't die. I'm untouchable I've been battling this boss for the last 20 minutes

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And it's not because I've been dying it's because I.. It's just an epic battle that never seems to end for some reason

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But I have not died yet

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And as you can see here. It's going great everything is going -

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what did I say??  ZERO DEATHS

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ZERO DEATHS

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men det va da fan hahahhah

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why did I say you know I don't even feel like celebrating cuz I was..

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Haha, so eAsy

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My God that was easy. That was Ah-Sah

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ah, ow

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Ooh, so easy, you know I actually realize now

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Dark souls and crash Bandicoot are the same

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Because they're both so easy

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Leave a like for if you think crash bandicoot is a raccoon leave a like if you think he's a fox

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Leave a like if you think he's a video game character

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my name is peewdiEPIE

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and..

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stay awesome sisters

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Easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy easy

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easy easy easy easy easy easy

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easy

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aza

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az

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azy

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aze

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saza ma name is

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SAAZA