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Crash Bandicoot, itu cuma kayak Dark Soul. cuma gabisa berhenti gabisa kan?

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Semuanya itu game Dark Souls, gamenya gampang dan cuma kayak Dark Soul Ini monster

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Minuman monster energy ini udah kyk dark souls!

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kayak Dark Soul.. Oh gamenya lumayan susah.. omegaad.. tapi gue kasih tau.. ini game gampang

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Ga ada matinya gue

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Gue ga pernah kalah di game manapun dan sekarang akan kutunjukkan padamu

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Lo bakal nangis
ohh gamenya sedikit susah kek dark souls

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OMG, ada kotaknya. Persis kek Dark souls wow

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Ke items?

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Oh shit, gw ini sebenarnya sangat rindu

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Ga tau kalo kalian gan. Gue ga pernah mainin crash yg pertama

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Gue mainin

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yg kedua dan yg ketiga

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Gue mainin ama emak gue

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Uhh...Akan selalu mendapatkan banyak nyawa untukku sehingga aku bisa mengalahkan bosnya

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Maksud gw ttp aja ini kyk Dark Souls

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*gagap*  Pasti sangat beruntung belum mati

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Rasanya sangat mengesankan
Eh pindah lu coeg

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Oh coba liat. Udah selesai levelnya!?

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Ga ada matinya gue coeg
Gampang!!!

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Gampang!!

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Terbaik!! barusan dia muntahin tuh!!??

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Ga mati gw!  Fuck kotaknya. Fuck

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Oh liatin, persis bgt kek dark souls. 
Sempurna. Makasih.

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Oh liat ga ada matinya gw. Ini game ga ada susahnya, kok gitu aneh

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Ok, sekarang ngelawan si bossnya

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Mungkin gw bilang kecepatan, krn daark souls terkenal krn susahnya

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lawan bossnya uh-lawan, serah lu dah

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Diapain ni coeg

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Susah bgt menghindarnya.
Sepertinya harus dihapalin gerakannya!

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Susah banget coeg

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Oh ngerti dah gw

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GA MATI gw coeg

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OMG mirip banget kek dark souls gan

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Ini persis mirip banget kek... Disney, Fantasia

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Sebenarnya ini sedikit susah seperti lo butuh disetrum

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Lo mesti mabok kalo mainin ini

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Mati cmn buat pecundang dan org mati, dan gw ga termasuk

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Apaan nih coeg? Apaan tuh!

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Bikin esmosi ni game
kapan gw lompatnya coeg

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Lompat, apa yg salah dari game ini

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Lompat, Apaan yg salah coeg!!??

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Kapan gw lompat, knp gw naik babi sih btw

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Apa yg salah coeg, padahal gampang banget lompat

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WTF!!

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Knp sih ini?

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Ada apa? ok gimana kalo gw ga lompat
Gw tau gan, sepertinya ga usah lompat disitu

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Nih gamenya eror, gw ga bisa kesana.
Liat gampang banget yg lain, tp knp yg itu susah banget

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Ga masuk akal. Ga masuk akal.

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WTF?

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Ok ayo... hmm. Ayo langsung aja kita lompat kalo ada kesempatannya.
ok gitu masuk akal

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Biarin gw lewat coegg

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Apaan sih itu? Ga ngerti gw

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Mustahil lompatnya

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Ada tombol cepatnya mungkin? ga ngerti gw

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OHHHH YESSS FUCK YOU... 
ga mustahil, ga mustahil buat lompatnya

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Sialan gampang banget, 
bisa minggir ga lo!

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Udah ga lucu lagi ni beneran, 
gw cmn mau lewat, plis

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Lompat lewatin borg mati pake borg..
darksouls

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Makasih. Makasih udah minggir
Mati aja lo

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Gw nyalain kipas dulu panas banget.
Gw ga mati2.
level tadi ga kehitung oke

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Ga kehitung, game ini gampang, plis, stop

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berhenti

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berhenti!!

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Berhenti

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Ok, kita kembali ke yg biasanya, yg paling gampang dari yg tergampang dari
sialan

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Sial btw dia mirip rakun

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Katak, apa yg apa?  ini yg lo mau kebebasan.
makasih gan, makasih

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Sial, oh

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wow, hampir aja tadi
hampir

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Bukan bunganya, ok, balikin nyawa gw kembali
game gampangan

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GA MATI coeg, 
kalo lo pernah kalah di game manapun, jangan pernah bicara ma gw ya

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Ok
jgn nge ganggu

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jgn bicara, pergi aja

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sial

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Kapan gamenya susah lagi sih?

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Serius!

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Biar gw tau kalo lo tau

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Aw sial.. terserah ok!

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Gamenya kasi ekstra kalo ni minggat, persis kek darksouls

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WTF ngapain lo coeg

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Serah lu. Ok itu ga kehitung kalo gw mati ya. Ok ga kehitung

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gw pikir ga ada matinya gw, ayolah

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Gak hari ini BEACH gak hari ini.. tidak.. makasih .. Makasih dadahh

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gampang.

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Kapan selesainya ni level

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Makasih

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Wow... gampang nih game coeg

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Hey liat.. liat tu area baru, udah mulai susah gak nih?

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Itu yg dibilang

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ya, beach. ya

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cepet larinya ni

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Anak kecil ga pernah main di platform 3D sebelumnya apa itu masalahnya, tapi sebenarnya?

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Super Mario, ok

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Itulah mengapa gw punya aksen bgni

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kalo lo semua ga pernah main crash. malu

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malu lah

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Tapi beneran gw, gw mainin dark souls

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Gw di part pertamanya susah coeg!

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ni game rakun terlalu susah. Terlalu susah buat gw coeg! sial gw mati, ga kehitung ya itu stop

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Ga ada matinya kan? oh, gan. gw suka mainin sims 4. Persis kek dark souls

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Gw suka bikin rumahnya. Ga hari ini monyet! ya itu, kasi gw checkpoint. beach!

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Gampang!

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Sialan tu ikan hampir bunuh gw. Gw bilang hampir krn gw ga bisa mati

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bish

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Apaan Bish?

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Ngapain gw tadi?

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Ok, itu pointnya. Disuruh kembali ga nih? uuh gw liat ada jalan rahasia disitu

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Dimana nih gw?
Lo semua main candy crush aja ok?

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Kalo lo pikir game ini susah

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Lo pasti ga pernah main..

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Sialan lo!

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Sialan lo biji bunga matahari!

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Tanaman, gw ga pernah suka gituan. ok?
Ga ada yg suka tanaman. Kalo lo Tanaman unsucribe aja gw

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Serius gw, ga bercanda

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Dia diskriminasi tanaman kita!

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Yah, benar

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Mau ngapain lo- Fuck you

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Kyknya kelewatan kotak, pikir lg

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lo tanaman pecinta t*i

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gw udah berubah gan

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Boom sekarang ketemu cewe gw.
Knp sih dia ngikutin tu cewek? ga ngerti gw. dia jelek

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Oiya. makasud gw. Mirip dark souls.
oh, boss lagi ok. oh, keknya susah nih

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Sial. WTF. Gimana caranya gw tau kalo dia bakal loncat

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wtf ni coeg

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What the fff... sialan ni
Sialan bossnya kek pantat

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Rakun apaan ni ga bisa berenang.
Dia itu serigala felix, gimana lo gak bisa tau

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Apa mirip ekornya?
Ga tau gw

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Beach, kena lo kan, mau apa lo? mau apa lo hah!? 
Oh, no? ow, sial gw kena

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Minggat lo, minggat aja lo sono

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*bahasa swedish dia gan, mana tau gw artinya :v*

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Hai gan, scarce ni, dan hari ini kita akan melawan bos yg aneh

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dan ga ada skillnya yg harus lo lakuin lo harus beruntung dan lumayan sih gamenya. Persis kek dark souls

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juga g-gw keluar dari yutub

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sialan beach

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Ya benar. Gw loncatin lo. Loncatin lo beach

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Mati aja plis

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Hebat hebat, hebat. Hebat. Sangat hebat. hebat. game ini hebat. gw nikmatin

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Ini yg gw butuhin selama ini, huh maini game ini dengan sialan ini, game sial

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Apaan sih tuh?

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Oh, tapi uh, lo liat alasannya knp crash yg baru susah krn gw maini gamenya sekarang

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Sial

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Minngat lo sana, sialan

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Ok, ya, ya mulai panas mulai panas

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Kalo lo belok sekarang, pastinya langsung mati, Gw pro banget coeg

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Pro, gw ga tau kalo itu penting sekarang

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Pada dasarnya gw ga bisa mati. Gw ga bisa tersentuh, udah 20 menit gw ngelawan ni boss

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Dan bukan krn gw mati berkali2, tp itu krn ini adalah pertarungan yg sangat hebat sayang untuk diakhiri

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Tapi gw belum pernah mati

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Dan sepeti yg lo iat disini. Udah mulai hebat, semuanya udah mulai.. Kalah bossnya!

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Apa gw bilang?? GA MATI

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GA MATI

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knp gw bilang, gw rasa ga perlu dirayain krn gw

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omg gampang banget.
Gampang bangett

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Oh, gampang banget, 
lo tau gw baru sadar sekarang

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Dark Souls dan crash bandicoot, mirip

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Karena keduanya sangat gampang

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Like kalo lo pikir crash bandicoot adalah rakun dan like kalo lo pikir dia serigala

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like kalo lo pikir dia karakter di video game

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NAMA GW PEWDIEPIE

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selalu mengagumkan aganwati

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Gampang x11

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Gampang x7

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gampang

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gampang

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Gampa

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gnapmag

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Gampang
nama gw gampang

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Gampang coeg!

