I've discovered yet another time machine
a machine
that lets us go back
And I'm talking super back,
I'm talking prequel, prequel
...
back
it takes us back to the ancient times
SIEG
HEIL
((sigh))
When Hitler
was born
*lil chuckle*
He was into punk rock back then
*laugh*
People wonder where all the hatred came from
If you knew his backstory
it might shock you
((spoiler))
((Hitler had a little dick))
((Guess I shoulda seen this coming))
*The big reveal*
oH MY GOD-- goddammit,
can you put..
some clothes on
put some fuckin clothes on
OH MY GOD HIS DICK HANGS DOWN
and so he ran
*more epic music while balls hanging*
*audio from the best vine ever*
*le music*
*more of the vine*
*music*
*I just felt like running (echo)*
*music fades out*
WHATS THAT
thats a level 6 Jew ((pls stop))
my God
OMG
It's an-- it's an airen (???)
what happened to you sir?
damn, my breasts are so big
This is how he finds his love
for the blondes
((fo fucks sake Felix))
this is how
it all started
he was sad.
he knew he had to avenge
whoever did this
Is that a bunny?
omg
Hitler was starving
he needed this... so badly
C'MON GOTTEM
Rabbit Ghost: Find poodiepie
*LOUD epic music*
It's a level 3 Jew
it's too strong
He decided to battle
*rip*
*going overboard on the whole killing thing*
*the best vine ever v. 2*
((idk what his obsession w/ that vine is))
*silence*
AHHHH ((2014 pewds is back everyone))
JESUS CHRIST
it's a level 25 Jew (( #Pewds did nothing wrong))
some might think it's an alligator(its a dick running)
but this is really how they look
they spawn..
they all came from... another planet
many years ago
from the comet
Anouther player
Pls sir, help me
pls sir-- NO
NO x4
HEY x2
*betrayal RIP Pewds*
goddammit
*epic music*
The words kept.. whispering through his ears
'I must find poodiepie'
but how, and who is he
and why does Wall Street Journal love him so much
omg goddammit
stop STOP leave me alone
((headphone warning))
((TOLD YOU))
OMG I SWEAR TO GOD
the dinosaur Jew wouldn't let him be
he had no choice
but to fre-- *laughs*
*more goddamn music*
everywhere Hitler went..
he was met with nothing but anger
anger and hate
and wanting to kill him
but really, all he wanted to do was love
and kill Jews ((smh))
*strained voice* everyone... everyone would fight him
he was at his final breath
he fought hard
'getting tired of you, dinosaur Jew' ((hey that rhymed))
he said.
'This is not the last you'll see me'
he was cold
he was scared
but he wouldn't give up
he managed to make a fire
*mORE MUSIC*
i like running through white people nieghtborhoods *3*
*Epilpsy music*
he wore a fashionable tunic
but his balls were definetly still hanging out
*ffs, more music*
some Jew eggs
for breakfast
DELICIOUS
He must find poodiepie
poodiepie, why poodipie?
and who is he?((fuking google it m8!!))
*makes wierd noise*
omagad..its a turtle jew..
*gets butt fucked*
no..
ah! shit
i dont see why the turtle jew is so pissed at us.
He did nothing wrong.(srsly)
nothing..(cri)
cauze hitler did nothing wro-ng!
*gigles or laughs*(idk)
oh..
This is not a video.
it really isnt.
*epic music playing*
bunny:find poodipie!
rip bunny(ಥ﹏ಥ)
*screams like a little girl*AHH! JAVLA!
OH MY GAAD!!((karma for killing the cute bunny(¬‿¬))
the dinosaur jew is back!!
i always didnt knew where he was..
jesaas! christ..
*epic music again*
hey! look its a house!
say. would you like some jews(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
NIEN!!(I LOVE WSJ WOOO)
but i just wanted to see if you want some jews *wierd laugh*
omg..its baby turtles♥‿♥
asdfghjk(ahh i cant!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻))
he could..
*kills baby turtle with axe*༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
*egyptian music plays*
He was turning evil!!°Д°
*chopping sounds*
all the fighting
shit..i broke my axe
ARGGGG!GRRRRRA
thats what you get..
THATS WHAT CHU FUKIN GET YOU FUKIN TURTLES!
I WILL EXTERMINATE EVERY SINGLE TURTLES｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
*epic music again..again*
*awkward chopping sounds*((umm..?!)
*epic music again..again..again..)