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I have discovered yet, another time machine.

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A machine, that lets us go back

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And I'm talkin' super back

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I'm talkin' prequel prequel [AKA prequel of the prequel back]... back

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It takes us back, to the ancient times! (music swells)

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(music reaches summit as Hitler makes his debut)

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When Hitler...(music stops) Was born.

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*laughs*

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He was into punk rock back then

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People wonder where all the hatred came from. (Melancholy music)

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If you knew his backstory, it might shock you.

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OH MY GOD! God damnit, can you put... Some clothes on.

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Put some fuckin' clothes on.

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(Surprised/Disgusted) OH MY GOD! His dick hangs down!

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And so he ran.

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(distant voice) I like running through white people neighborhoods with my shirt off.

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I am going to steal let me stop

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(Forrest Gump) I just felt like runnin', I just felt like runnin', I just felt like runnin'

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WHATS THAT!? That's a level 6 Jew!

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My God. Oh MY GOD!

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My God! Its an Aryan. What happened to you sir?

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Damn, my breasts are so big.

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This is how he found his love for the blondes

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This is how, it all started.

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He was sad, he knew he had to avenge whoever did this.

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It that a bunny?

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Oh my God... Hitler was starving.

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He needed this, so badly.

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COME ON! Got him.

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Find PewDiePie.

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(action music) Its a level three Jew, it's too strong.

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He decided to--huh?

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(distant voice) I like running through white people neighborhoods with my shirt off.

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AAAAAHHHHHHH! JESUS CHRIST! Its a level 25 Jew......

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Some might think its an alligator. But this is really how they... they spawn

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They all came from... another planet.

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Many years ago, through the comet

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Another player!

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Please sir, help me.

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Please Sir, NO!

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No, no, no, no! Hey! Hey!

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God dammit

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The words kept whispering through his ears

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I must find... Pewdiepie

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But how.. and who is he?

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And why does Wall Street Journal love him so much?

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OH MY GOD! God damn it!

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Stop! Stop! Leave me alone.

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OH MY GOD I SWEAR TO GOD!

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The dinosaur jew... wouldn't let him be

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He had no choice... but to flee- (laughs)

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Everywhere Hitler went

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it was met with nothing but anger

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... anger and hate and wanting to kill him

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but really all he wanted to do was love

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... and kill Jews.

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Everyone-

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Everyone would fight him

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It was at his final breath

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He fought hard

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"Getting tired of you, dinosaur Jew" he said

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This is not the last you'll see me

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He was cold

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He was scared

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But he wouldn't give up

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He managed to make a fire

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(Distant voice)I like running through white people neighborhoods-

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He wore a fashionable tunic

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but his balls were definitely still hanging out

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Some Jew eggs for breakfast, delicious

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" he must find pewdiepie" - still echo through his head

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But why

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why pewdiepie?

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and who is he?

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Omai gawd

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it's a turtle jew

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AHHHHHHHH~~~

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nooo

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ah shit

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I don't see why the turtle jew was so pissed at him

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he did nothing wrong

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nothing

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cus hitler did nothing wrong * laughs*

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this is not a video

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it really isn't

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find pewdiepie-

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AHHH, JAVLA OMAI GOD

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the dinosaur jew is back

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haaaaaaaw?

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did it always know where he was?

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jesusss chrissssttttt

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HEY look its a house

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sayy would you like some juiiiceee?

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NEINN

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" But I just wanted to see if you wanted juice  "

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omgawd

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itz baby turtles

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surely hitler couldnt...

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he couldnt..

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*swings*

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*rip turtle*

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Hitler strikez againz

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he was turning evil

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all de fighting

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shit

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I broke my axe

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ARGGGGGGGGH

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GRRRRRRAAH

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BABY

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thats what u get..

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That's what you fuking get you fuking turtle

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I will exterminate every single turtleee

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ahh for fks sakee

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goddd leave me alone

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leave me alone he said!

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but the dinosaur jew would not leave him alone

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ill get you oneday you son of a btch

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haha you can't attack me from here

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he said

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and he decided it was time to fight back!

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against the dinosaur

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with ALL his might!

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he fought bravely

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NO

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NO YOU CAN'T DIE NOW

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It will cause a disruption in the timeline.

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*censored*

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but he wouldnt listen.. AHH

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I really don't wana die. Actually I rea-

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NO ANOTHER ONEE

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there were too many dinosaur jews :(

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for one man to handle

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but he wouldn't give up so easily

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he aired out his balls

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and his health regenrated

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he killed a dear for no reason

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SUBSCRIBE

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and at that moment

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he realized he was a vegan

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hey don't attack me

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hey hey hey hey

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AHH NO

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no no no no no

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this is not... today

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we do not fking die tudai boys

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fking dino-

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WTF IS this spiderr

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NO!! runnn

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I can't runn

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no

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fk u spider >: (

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I swear to god

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no

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*screams*

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NEINNNNNNN

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GODDD

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DAMMIT

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GOD ... FK

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and he was naked once again...

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*epic music transition*

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cmon I want my fking shit back

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y did i die

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no thats someone else

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where the f*k did i die then?

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*mobs chasing*

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I swear this is where I died

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crotch shot

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it seem like every hope is lost...

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he decided

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it was timeeee

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to fight fireeee with fireeee

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and alligator jews with fist...

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take this!

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rip hitlerz

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he died..

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*sed musics*

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and then.. he finally

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saw what he was looking for...

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he found

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pewdiepie...

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*definitely real and true credits*

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really funded by WJS, no sarcasm ok

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I like running through white ppl neighbourhoods with my shirt off [PS: Be sure to subscribe to me and comment and share and like and subscribe and remember Hitler is love, Hitler is Life, Jew is also love, Jew is also life]