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Am descoperit o alta masina a timpului

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o masina

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care ne permite sa calatorim in trecut.

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Si vreau sa zic, super in trecul.

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Adica inapoi, inapoi

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...

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inapoi

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Ne duce inapoi pana in timpurile vechi

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Alt videoclip de-al lui pewdiepie despre Hitler, cu placere WSJ :))

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Heil Satan!

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Hitler e kinda sexy

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Cand Hitler

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a fost nascut

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*un ras mititel*

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El era in era de piatra punk atunci :D

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*ras*

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Oamenii se intreaba de unde a venit atata ura.

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Daca ii stiai povestea lui

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te putea soca.

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((spoiler duh...)

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((Hitler avea un cocosel micut :)) ))

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Hitler avea o bijuterie micuta

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Oh Doamne!-- la naiba,

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poti sa pui...

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niste haine pe tine?

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Pune naiba niste haine pe tine

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OH DOAMNE COCOSELUL LUI ATARNA

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si asa a alergat

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*muzica epica cat timp coaiele atarna*

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Imi place sa alerg prin cartiere de albi fara tricou

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*le music*

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*tot din vine*

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*iar muzica*

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*Simt doar ca vreau sa alerg (ecou)*

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*muzica se opreste incet*

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CE-I AIA?

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e un evreu de nivel 5

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Doamne

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OH DOAMNE!

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E un...e un airen (cauta pe wiki :)) )

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ce sa intamplat domnule?

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la naiba, sanii mei sunt prea mari

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Asa si-a gasit el dragostea

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...pentru blonzi

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((pe bune? pe bune pewds :))

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Asa

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au inceput toate

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el era trist

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el stia ca trebuie sa se razbune

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pe oricine a facut asta

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Ala e un iepure?

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o doamne

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Hitler era lihnit

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el avea nevoie de asta...foarte mult!

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Haide! L-am prins!

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Iepurele fantoma: Gaseste-l pe poodiepie

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*muzica TARE epica*

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Este un evreu de nivel 3

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Este prea puternic!

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El a decis sa se lupte!

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*odihneasca-se in pace!*

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*muzica araba sau ceva*

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Imi place sa alerg prin cartiere de albi fara tricou

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(( cred ca e obsedat de vine-ul ala))

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*tacere si cocosel*

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AAAAAAAAA (( 2014 pewdiepie e viuuuuu!!!))

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Iisuse Hristoase!

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E un evreu de nivel 25!!! (( #pewds e nevinovat))

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ati crezut ca e un aligator (e o puta care alearga lol ))

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dar asa arata ei in realitate

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se teleporteaza...

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ei toti vin...de pe o alta planeta

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cu multi ani in urma

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din cometa

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Alt jucator!

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Te rog domnule, ajuta-ma

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te rog domnule, NU!

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NU ( de 4 ori)

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HEI (de 2 ori)

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* odihneste-te in pace poodiepie*

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la naibbba

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*muzica epica*

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Cuvintele continuau sa sopteasca in urechile sale

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"Trebuie sa-l gasesc pe poodiepie"

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dar cum? Si cine e el?

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si de ce Wall Street Journal il iubeste pe el asa de mult?

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o doamne, la naiba!

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stop STOP lasa-ma in pace!

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( atentie pentru utilizatorii de  casti!)

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((Ti-am spus!))

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O DOAMNE! JUR PE DUMNEZEU!

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dinozaurul evreu nu a vrut sa-l lase pe el sa fie...

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el nu a avut alta optiune

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decat sa se elib...*rasete*

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*mai multa muzica, la naiba!*

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pe oriunde Hitler a fost...

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el nu a avut parte de altceva, decat de ura.

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ura si furie

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si chestii care vroiau sa-l ucida

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dar cu adevarat, tot ce el vroia sa faca era dragoste

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...si sa omoare evrei. (o_O)

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toti...dar toti l-ar fi terminat!

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isi dadea ultima sa suflare

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a luptat!

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incep sa ma plictisesc de tine, dinozaur evreu.

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a zis el:

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"Asta nu este ultima oara cand ma vei vedea"

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ii era frig

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...se temea

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dar nu ar fi renuntat!

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A reusit sa aprinda focul.

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*si mai multa muzica*

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*imi place sa alerg prin cartierele cu oameni albi*

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*muzicccaaa*

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El purta o tunica la moda.

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Dar coaiele lui tot atarnau :D

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*la naiba, iar muzica asta :))*

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cateva oua de evrei

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pentru micul dejun

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DELICIOS

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El trebuie sa-l gaseasca pe Poodiepie

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poodiepie, de ce poodiepie?

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si cine e el?

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...ok....

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o doamne! E o testoasa evreu!

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*a fost lovit in fund* :))

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nu..

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ah! Rahat!

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Nu inteleg de ce testoasa evreu e asa de suparata pe noi?

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El nu a facut nimic!

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nimic...

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pentru ca Hitler nu a facut nimic gre-sit! :)) (pe bune? :))))

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*rade iar*

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oh...

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Asta-i nu-i un video.

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Chiar nu e.

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*incepe sa-mi placa melodia asta epica*

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iepure: gaseste-l pe poodiepie!

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rip iepuras (ಥ﹏ಥ)

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*tipa* :)) Ahhh! JAVLA!

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O doamne!!

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Dinozaurul evreu s-a intors!!

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cum?? Niciodata nu am stiut unde a a fost!

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isusee hristoase

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*...*

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Hey! Uite, e o casa!

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spune, ai vrea niste evrei?

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NIEN!!!! (NU)

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Dar doar vroiam sa vad daca ai vrea niste evrei *ras ciudat*

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o doamne...e un bebe testoasa

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sa-l lovesc

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el poate...

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༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

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*muzica din Egipt de pe vremea lui Hitler*

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S-a facut rau!

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*sunete*

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toata lupta

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rahat...am rupt toporul

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ARGGGGGGGG!GRAAAAGGGAAAHHH

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Asta-i ce primesti!

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Astai ceea ce primesti, a naibi testoasa! Tu testoasa 'naibiiiii

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O SA DISTRUG FIECARE TESTOASA :((

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