WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:01.880 --> 00:00:09.180 [Music] 00:00:09.180 --> 00:00:10.760 Another Tik Tok video! 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:12.880 *clap clap clap clap clap clap* YES! (yay!) 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.960 I was hoping you would make another Tik Tok video! 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.160 I know. You're welcome. 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.040 This is why I am- 00:00:19.040 --> 00:00:19.640 *pauses* 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:21.420 Losing against T-series. THEH! 00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:24.620 Listen up kid! Tik Tok is spending ads on television. (OH HELLL-) 00:00:25.020 --> 00:00:25.520 Okay? 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:28.060 I'm getting that (brain or braid. IDK, I got hearing problems!) . Papa needs that brain(braid?) 00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:31.420 (The more you know!) 00:00:31.420 --> 00:00:32.360 *rethinks wtf he just said* 00:00:32.620 --> 00:00:34.520 LET'S JUST JUMP INTO IT! 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:39.680 *questions life* 00:00:44.380 --> 00:00:45.360 What is he holding? (a microphone!) 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:47.380 Is that a- OH. It's a microphone. Hehahahaha! 00:00:48.380 --> 00:00:48.880 *hic* 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:54.320 (IDK!) 00:00:58.980 --> 00:01:01.020 Ya know, when is this meme going to die? (never! the power of being Trancer will never die!) 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:01.720 NEVER! 00:01:01.760 --> 00:01:04.260 This girl will just be bullied until infinity. 00:01:12.820 --> 00:01:14.820 You gotta appreciate it! 00:01:14.820 --> 00:01:16.960 It's like everybody wanted Vine(rip :<) to come back. 00:01:17.440 --> 00:01:18.520 Ehhhe, here it is! (ew, no) 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:19.420 This is it! 00:01:19.420 --> 00:01:22.180 I'm starting to-ya know. I'm okay with it. (i'm not!) 00:01:22.180 --> 00:01:24.820 You know what! I'm okay with it! You know what? 00:01:24.860 --> 00:01:26.860 I like Tik Tok. Screw you haters! (haha!) 00:01:27.160 --> 00:01:31.700 Why do I have the green screen if I can't even key out my sweater? (ion know!) 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:35.460 *trys to fix green screen* 00:01:35.960 --> 00:01:36.460 (ugh, this again!) 00:01:37.620 --> 00:01:38.420 PFFtfTFTF! 00:01:42.980 --> 00:01:43.480 *hic* 00:01:44.520 --> 00:01:46.380 This is how real gamers play. (you hear that you false gamer boys and gorls! ya doing it wrong!) 00:01:46.380 --> 00:01:48.820 Just..massage your friends scalp. 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:51.680 That's how you unlock a tactical nuke! (TATICAL NUKE!) 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.120 (oo The Office theme song! with a twist! hueheu!) 00:01:59.040 --> 00:01:59.980 That's pretty go-*breathes in* 00:02:00.320 --> 00:02:00.920 AHHH! 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:03.180 That's a forbidden song! 00:02:04.600 --> 00:02:05.720 *oml tf is this!* 00:02:14.320 --> 00:02:15.120 Hehahahaha! 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:15.620 *hic* 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.040 So good! (ikr) 00:02:18.160 --> 00:02:20.780 It's like-it's like vine with bullying! 00:02:22.420 --> 00:02:23.560 It can't get better better than this. (it can!) 00:02:23.980 --> 00:02:25.360 I-I-I don't think so. 00:02:26.920 --> 00:02:28.600 Okay, this meme can just stop, okay. (finally!) 00:02:28.920 --> 00:02:30.900 Just stop the Winston meme. It's-we done it now. 00:02:31.740 --> 00:02:35.080 We done the Tracer. We done the Winston and we nerfed the Baston! (pew pew!) 00:02:35.180 --> 00:02:36.620 Now, stop it! 00:02:37.100 --> 00:02:38.860 *reads* "You're pretty." 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:45.700 Pretty gaaay! 00:02:46.640 --> 00:02:52.180 You know, you think Tik Tok memes are gonna peek but they just keep going stronger. (istg!) 00:02:57.500 --> 00:02:58.380 *shooketh!* 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:01.920 OH! OH! 00:03:02.580 --> 00:03:06.420 Daaamn! How did he do that? Can we get a replay on that one, Brad? 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:09.660 He's the chosen one! 00:03:09.660 --> 00:03:12.060 I love the dead face as well. KEHEHE. 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:16.880 You know something is wrong when people stacking cups are bullying you. (it's very wrong! owo) 00:03:16.880 --> 00:03:17.520 *laughs* 00:03:17.860 --> 00:03:20.020 Welcome to 2018. (thanks, but i'm ready to die) 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:22.280 Where the bullied bullies you. 00:03:22.280 --> 00:03:23.240 *breathes in* I love it! 00:03:23.300 --> 00:03:24.420 It's fantastic! 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:27.900 *reads* 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:35.240 *reads then laughs* (as you can see, i'm getting very lazy with the subs!) 00:03:36.200 --> 00:03:36.840 UGGGHHH! 00:03:37.420 --> 00:03:41.700 Think about that. For all of you that failed No Nut November. (i'm a girl..TRIGGERED!) 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:43.740 Think about the people with no arms. 00:03:43.880 --> 00:03:45.480 How do you think they feel? (loaded! HAHAHHA, ok sorry.) 00:03:53.100 --> 00:03:54.760 PFFT. Got....DAMMIT! 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:55.880 It's not a 'You Laugh, You Lose'! 00:03:55.880 --> 00:03:58.080 Look! I'm still in the game. *chuckles* 00:03:58.120 --> 00:03:59.180 They're so dumb! 00:03:59.180 --> 00:04:00.280 I kinda like it though. (oh, do you now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) 00:04:00.480 --> 00:04:05.420 You know, cuz Youtube has always been overflowed with these stoopid uh, vines that make me want to die. 00:04:05.420 --> 00:04:08.340 Or vines thats makes me wanna go to the dentist. (why the fuuuc-) 00:04:08.340 --> 00:04:11.060 Or vines that makes me wanna finger my(NOPE) 00:04:11.060 --> 00:04:12.900 Just to see if it smells bad down there. (oh!) 00:04:12.900 --> 00:04:15.880 But now, we finally just have Tik Tok videos again. 00:04:15.880 --> 00:04:21.700 And all you have to do is just replace the music and you got yourself a (CPM?) like the apocalypse never happened baby! 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:24.400 Because..I guess I don't care! (same) 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:30.360 Ooahahah. 00:04:38.740 --> 00:04:44.100 I don't know why Minecraft Girlfriends, out of all breeds, have to be the thotty-ist of them all. 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:49.360 You think you meet someone that truly matters. You think-You think you meet someone that you can finally settle down with. 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:51.740 Never fool for a Minecraft Girlfriend! (very desperate! but hey!) 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.380 They'll break your got damn heart. (owie) 00:04:53.380 --> 00:04:56.060 Actually, they'll break your house like a Creeper in the dark. 00:05:00.420 --> 00:05:05.180 Alright I-I take back pretty much everything positive I've said about Tik Tok. *laughs* 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:06.920 Jesus Christ. (please help these childrens!) 00:05:06.960 --> 00:05:08.460 This is what kids are doing these days. (every single fuu-!) 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.240 You know what? (what?) I-I got an idea! (oh wewwy?) 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:15.620 Gonna stick a phone in my uh mouth. Print a dozen papers of hand emojis. 00:05:15.620 --> 00:05:19.400 And that'll get me the clout on the internet that I deserve. *laughs* 00:05:34.420 --> 00:05:38.180 *rethinks life again* I don't know- I dont't know what I was expecting. 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:42.960 This is uh- that's the footage of me uploading a video to Youtube. Hahahahhaha. 00:05:42.960 --> 00:05:45.900 Let's get this bread. Hahahahha. 00:05:45.900 --> 00:05:50.260 I don't know why I have the green screen. I can't- Like What is this? Why is it reflecting on me? 00:05:50.260 --> 00:05:51.700 What is happening? (idk, but do something!) 00:05:51.700 --> 00:05:52.700 I'm disappearing guys. (oh no!) 00:05:52.700 --> 00:05:58.500 Oh what. No. *becomes sad* You know what? (can't hear what he said) is going to complain. So. (oo sassy) 00:05:58.500 --> 00:06:00.520 It's too late. I might as well comment. 00:06:07.380 --> 00:06:07.880 HNN- 00:06:10.380 --> 00:06:12.140 Oh my god. They're so dumb! 00:06:12.180 --> 00:06:15.680 That it's just-it's just the perfect humor. It's just- I can-*chuckles* 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:18.760 It's the (wha?) for you-for you dumb balls! (rude much!) 00:06:19.340 --> 00:06:21.220 Okay! I only laugh at smart stuff! (SURE YOU DO!) 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:31.880 What is this? 00:06:33.940 --> 00:06:35.540 Oh my god! (he's so hot!) 00:06:35.760 --> 00:06:38.700 *rethinks life for the 3rd time* 00:06:38.700 --> 00:06:40.200 (y'all, i've been typing these subs for like an hour) 00:06:40.200 --> 00:06:40.700 I wish. 00:06:41.540 --> 00:06:42.980 I wish that was my dad. 00:06:46.580 --> 00:06:47.700 Oh my god. These. 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:49.220 OH! 00:06:49.700 --> 00:06:50.200 OH! 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:51.500 OH! 00:06:51.960 --> 00:06:53.220 OH! (ok, got damn!) 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:54.220 OHHA! 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:56.140 OHAH MY! *laughs* 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.380 Aye, aye. Oh, it's ROBLOX. *laughs* 00:07:01.220 --> 00:07:01.720 *hic* 00:07:02.140 --> 00:07:03.360 Okay, that one was good. 00:07:03.360 --> 00:07:03.880 Well played. 00:07:03.880 --> 00:07:05.480 *claps* 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:07.240 I almost got angry there for a second. 00:07:07.300 --> 00:07:10.540 How could I be so..easily suade? 00:07:10.760 --> 00:07:13.980 "Grand Theft Auto Roblox" is one of my favorite games. (very fun to play!) 00:07:27.020 --> 00:07:28.320 Jesus Christ. 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:32.120 Weebs go to Pluto to get killed by Naruto. (not if Sasuke is there to protect us! or Kakashi!) 00:07:32.820 --> 00:07:34.500 That *hits desk* is deep. 00:07:34.660 --> 00:07:37.940 Like this video if this left a profound impact on your life. (likes video) 00:07:38.280 --> 00:07:41.980 OHMYGOD! STOOPPP! *laughs* 00:07:42.140 --> 00:07:42.640 *hic* 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:43.740 *hic* 00:07:51.080 --> 00:07:53.800 I'm actually terrfied. What in the world? 00:07:58.400 --> 00:08:01.460 Is it Google maps? Oh my god! Jesus! 00:08:02.620 --> 00:08:04.920 I wanna know where that is. Is that real? (yes ofc!) 00:08:11.080 --> 00:08:13.160 This is what I'm talking about! 00:08:13.340 --> 00:08:14.960 The Tik Tok bread. (yummy!) 00:08:15.380 --> 00:08:16.580 Everyone gets it! 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:23.780 Come on! Alright, it's not that great. But, it's kinda laugh worthy at least. 00:08:23.780 --> 00:08:25.120 It's chuckle worthy at least. 00:08:25.300 --> 00:08:27.180 It's kinda like my videos. (very cringe worth-JK! i luv ur vids) 00:08:27.180 --> 00:08:30.160 You know, there's no redeemable quality. Their really not that funny. 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.000 But, uh, people seem to watch it anyway! 00:08:33.180 --> 00:08:36.060 That's it! We found it. It's a perfect match! 00:08:37.060 --> 00:08:39.300 Outdated memes? Hmm? *chuckles* 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:42.600 Need I say more? I don't think so. (oo sassy!) 00:08:43.980 --> 00:08:45.660 PFFTTFTFFFTF! 00:08:55.880 --> 00:08:57.660 WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS? (bcuz it's funny!) 00:08:57.660 --> 00:09:01.200 Come on! It can't- I don't know why I have to keep make a case every single one of them. 00:09:01.220 --> 00:09:03.300 Like, okay yeah! That was *laughs* 00:09:06.560 --> 00:09:07.060 Jesus, stoop! 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:19.900 It's officially gone to far. (the whole app itself has gone to far) 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:24.120 It's official-eh, ah You know what? I keep saying-I say that every episode. And then it goes further. 00:09:25.220 --> 00:09:27.400 Jesus Chrriiihahahist! 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:30.320 *laughs and hics* 00:09:31.700 --> 00:09:32.340 Oh my god. 00:09:37.080 --> 00:09:40.520 PFFT! *laughs* 00:09:42.540 --> 00:09:43.340 I'm scared. 00:09:43.760 --> 00:09:45.620 I'm beginning to get scared. 00:09:45.620 --> 00:09:49.780 This is only the beginning of Tik Tok. It's only been relevant for like what? A month? 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:54.480 I don't wanna know how this looks like the next year. Okay?(same broo) 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:55.280 *chuckles* 00:09:58.680 --> 00:09:59.180 Mkay. 00:10:06.180 --> 00:10:06.700 *mumbles* 00:10:14.540 --> 00:10:18.300 *rethinks life for the 4th time* 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:26.420 *chuckles* (SANS!) 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.160 It's Sans! 00:10:34.160 --> 00:10:35.960 It's freaking Sans! *moosic plays* 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:40.300 Okay! I get it. One Tik Tok too many. (yes, i agree) 00:10:40.500 --> 00:10:42.240 I definitely won't make anymore. (please promise that!) 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:44.380 Yee-you have my full honest word on that one. 00:10:44.580 --> 00:10:48.820 You can trust- You can rely on me! No more Tik Tok videos. I swear! 00:10:48.820 --> 00:10:54.680 Thank you so much for watching this video. If you enjoyed, smash like. Subscribe. I don't see why you wouldn't, honestly. 00:10:54.780 --> 00:10:56.280 Has T-series beat me yet? 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:02.440 I don't see how that's possible. I-I uploaded a Tik Tok video. That's- THEHEH. OKAY BYE! (OHMY GOOD, my fingers hurt!)