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♫Nu m-am gandit niciodata, viata mea va putea fi♫

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Dumnezeule!

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♫ Pentru ca am un bilet de aur ♫

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DUMNEZEULE

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♫ Am o stea aurita in ochiul meu ♫

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Astazi sunt nerabdator

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♫ Am un bilet de aur ♫

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Uh.. Nintendo mi-a oferit aceasta unica oportunitate

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Uh sa joc noul joc Zelda

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Am primit acest tweet de la Shigeru Miyamoto

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"Fra PewDiePie iti iubesc video-urile

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aproape la fel de mult cat iubesc cocaina si femeile"

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"Aici e ultima actualizare a jocului Zelda sper ca iti place"

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Voi baieti ma stit

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Sunt cea mai mare fan al jocului Legend of Zelda!

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dar daca te-ai uitat la ceilalti fani pe Youtube.. da-i naibii!

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deci sunt foarte nerabdador sa joc Legend of Zelda

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Am asteptat asta

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Doamne

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incepem, doamne

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e, e, este un joc Zelda pentru ca e pe piata de comert

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*muzica*

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o alegere buna de muzica

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*muzica*

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ooooo oh

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*Fata* dar tata ce ti s-a intamplat?

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voi lua curajul triforce-ul sa ma protejeze,

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daca nu auzi de mine timp de o luna, trimite-mi-l pe Link

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*felix rade*

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*Link* oh baiete sunt..

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Oh Doamne, Link, el poarta ruj

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e o gaura de fund?

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asta-i gaura de fund al lui Link

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*naratorul* mai intai misca triforce-ul ca sa alegi un loc de pe mapa,

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ce drac-

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*naratorul*apoi apasa 1

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voi zbura acolo intr-o secunda

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shh, pai ea, oh Zelda poate zbura acum??

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asta-i Ninten-

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*naratorul* misca controler-ul ca sa ma duci in stanga sau dreapta

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Super

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*naratorul* sus si peste ma face sa sar

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unde-i butonul pentru sinucidere *of pewdie*

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*naratorul* noroc ca mi-am luat sabia isteata

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nu va rani niciun prieten

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*pewdiepie* sabia norocoasa..ce-i asta un iPhone, ce dracu

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*batranel* desigur ca sunt de partea ta

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UAU

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*batranelul* dar tot trebuie sa vand lucruri

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bun, acum stim cum sa jucam

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Oh Doamne,

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*muzica*

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muzica asta..*danseaza*

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o iubesc *danseaza*

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e cea mai buna

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hm, deci, care-i diferenta intra "incepe jocul" si "un nou joc"

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ok

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un nou joc te rog

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ok, ah ce zici sa mergem in Aru Ainu

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Hei suntem in Africa *Rade*

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Ce s-a intamplat?

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Ei chiar au indesat grafica din Nintendo Switch

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Doamne e..

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Regele leu

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Resolutia e incredibila, cadrul e asa neted

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Asta e o experienta de gaming unica

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nu am mai experimentat asta

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si stiti ca mereu va zic adevarul

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Ca si-

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Daca nu-mi place ceva, spun, si ma asigur ca o fac,

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Voi fi primul care o va spune

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ahh, si pentru o dezvaluire totala, acest video este sponzorizat de Nintendo

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ei platesc pentru asta, multi-multi bani

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Cand i-am rugat sa imi trimita un comutator

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N-au facut-o

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Niciun raspuns

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ci mi-au spus sa tac

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Ce dracu s-a intamplat aici

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Urechea mea stanga uh- foarte placut

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Asta.

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E. Super.

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E un pic- oh, oh cacat!

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Doamne

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Doamne

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N-a murit

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Super.

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Mereu am iubit cum Nintendo inoveaza, aducand noutati

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Stiti ca nu pune mai intai grafica, nu totul este despre grafica *Sarcasm*

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este vorba despre modul de joc

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mereu a fost despre asta

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*sunet de lupta foarte real*

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Hai sa fugim de astea- oh ok

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Acum putem merge aici?

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Excelent

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Hei, e bunicuta

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Buni

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Am omorat-o. *liniste*

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Wow, a fost distractiv

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*sunet de hiena moarta*

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ce se intampla

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Femeia: "Buna draga, doar un minut."

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*femeie vorbeste rusa sau un cacat. cyka blyat nu stiu*

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Ii iubesc zambetul

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*Rade* e asa fericita din cauza paturii.

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*sunet de sabie*

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Uau,

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Pot sa impusc paturi multumita bunici!

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Mi-a dat sabia-patura.

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Impusc paturi prin sabia mea

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Iubesc Legend of Zelda, e jocul meu favorit

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Ok, am terminat aici

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Am terminat aici avem sabia-patura

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Acum, mergem la turnul Tokyo

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Nu, de fapt mergem la-uh

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uh Sakado

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Impusc cu paturi

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Blochez

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Adu-mi-l, sobolan-dinozar

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BLOCHEZ

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Impusc paturi

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Cacat.

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Nu ma veti prinde acum

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Dinozaurii naibii

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De ce nu impusc cu paturi

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Asa da!

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Excelent.

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Ma distrez,

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Hei, este Christopher Lloyd!

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Multumiri pentru distribuire, Christopher.

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Femeia: "Scuze, Zelda"

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*am bani de ma enerveaza*

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"Nu-i de ajuns"

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Ce-s cu miscarile caracterului

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E ca

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*imita*

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DesiGUUUR. *Rade*

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"Va trebui să omorați câtiva dușmani pentru a obține acest lucru."

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Ok, acum avem franghia, avem lanterna

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Hai sa iesim de aici

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Oh, trebuie doar sa apreciezi vastivitatea universului din Legend Of Zelda

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uhh

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ma uh

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ma inspira

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chiar o face, chiar ma inspira-

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Hai sa mergem in kobitan

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Ce face tipul asta?

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Ce-

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Ma vei ignora pur si simplu?

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Intoarce-te

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Unde se duce

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oh!

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Cacat!

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Luati niste paturi!

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Cacat, ok

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Asta e rau

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In regula, sa mergem aici.

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Toata lumea vorbeste despre Ocarina of Time ca si

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cum ar fi un clasic, niciodata nu va fi mai bun

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Nu vreau sa o spun prea devreme, dar stiti

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M-am jucat pentru cateva minute, dar chiar cred-

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cacat

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Cred ca are potential

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Cred ca avem un nou campion, asta zic

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Ce dracu, unde-

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Al dracului demon din iad

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Okay

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Ohh!Hei

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Nu am realizat cat de "groasa" e Zelda

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Fac destul de bine aici.

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Zelda arata ca asi cum a mancat ceva foarte rau

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Vreau sa spun, chiar o plac,

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directia artei cu care au mers.

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Super deci acum putem merge aici si uh

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Sa vorbim cu asta- Hey, ce faci?

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"Acesti inamici afurisiti mi-au mancat tot"

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"As da orice pentru niste carne"

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Pixar

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Pixar trebuie sa angajeze animatorii.

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Asta e noua generatie de animatie.

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Uita-te la fetele lor, expresiile lor.

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Hey, asta e cumva steagul suedez?

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In sfarsit, *cuvinte pe care numai pewds le intelege* tu barstard nebun

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Ai pus aceasta mica referinta pentru mine,

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Multumesc.

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Multumesc foarte mult.

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Asta e asa dragut din partea ta.

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Super, acum cred ca mergem in Abitaru.

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Desertul naibii.

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Cand joc ca si Link? Eu-

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Eu nu stiu, nu stiu.

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Link e ocupat

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Cacat

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Acolo mergem

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Super, tantarii dracului

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Super *expirand pura depresie*

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Se simte asa de bine sa joci Legend of Zelda din nou

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Chiar imi aminteste de ce iubesc jocurile video

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si de ce

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*moment de autist*

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Nintendo mereu ma amuza cu

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inovatia lor

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Cativa ii judeca si spun ca incearca prea mult

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sa inoveze si

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eu, eu spun, uhh

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spun ca sunt hateri

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Hateri dezgustatori.

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Si ei nu o inteleg

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pe Zelda asa cum o fac eu

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Nimeni nu o intelege pe Zelda.

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Hai sa mergem aici, arata super

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DOAMNE e un crab

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Tare

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Mandru ca am facut asta

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Poate fi omorat crabul?

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Da poate.

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* dar daca crabul nu a fost omorat?*

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Excelent.

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Am omorat crabul, lume. Repet,

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Crabul e mort.

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*rade*

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Nu

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Oh cacat pot sa umblu pe aici

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Oh pentru numele lui Dumnezeu

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*tipat disperat*

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Te rog

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Sari

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Ok, sari

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Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu

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Cacat

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Tot vin

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Sari

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E imposibil

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Saritura e imposibila

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Sigur ma vad inecat 6k ore in acest joc

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Chiar vreau sa joc toate caracterele,

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sa caut,

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si normal, sa platesc mai incolo pentru hard mode

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in DLC

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Astept cu nerabdare

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sa platesc pentru ceva ce ar trebui sa fie gratis

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DA!

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OYEE

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Femeia:" Buna treaba peste groapa"

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"Uite, bea"

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Zelda: "Mersi"

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Da, am sarit peste acest cacat

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"Mersi!"

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Iisuse

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Acum daca teoria mea e corecta, trebuie sa detonam bomba asta

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Adica, piatra

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Cum facem asta?

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Excelent

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Acum, mergi

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Super, mai avem o sansa

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Nu s-a intamplat nimic

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Nu s-a intamplat nimiccc

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Barbatul: "Ai mila"

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Regele:"Dupa ce cureti toate podelele, discutam"

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Deci, cand ai castigat

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Te cam intrebi, ce naiba s-a intamplat cu Link

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Link: "Ce s-a intamplat?"

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*rade*

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*tipat* Ce s-a intamplat?

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*Rade*

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*gluma*

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Iisuse Hristoase

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Stii, as putea fi influentabil pentru ca

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sunt un fan mare al jocului Legend of Zelda.

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Asta e,

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du-te si cumpara

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Comutatorul The Nintendo chiar acum

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Va schimba gaming-ul pentru totdeauna

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E incredibil

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iti ia rasuflarea.

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Acum scuza-ma, trebuie sa plec pentru ca vreau sa mor,

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vreau sa mor intr-un mod oribil,

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e singurul antidot pentru ca am asistat la asta;

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Deci ne vedem, uh

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Niciodata.

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Dar aici e alt video oricum,

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si uita-te daca vrei

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Multumesc din nou lui Nintendo pentru ca ma lasa sa ma joc.

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Chiar apreciez, multumesc.

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Va iubesc mult.

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