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It's time, ladies and women, to get your DAB on.

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Because you guys have been straight up been thugging up some sick thicc beats...

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...sisters.

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Girl what you've been cooking is straight up in LIT!

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Okay, last week I asked you to...

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I had a shitty file of music, I basically recorded for five minutes and I asked you guys to mix it

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to something... hella... flammin.

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[laughs]

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So let's see how you guys performed!

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[upbeat]
♫ Respect the wamen everybody

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♫ Respect the wamen everybody
- Oh!

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♫ Respect the wamen everybody
- Yeah!

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♫ Respect the wamen everybody

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♫ Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody.
- Oh! Oh! Oh!

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♫ Break it- break it- break it down

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[beat drops]

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♫ Wamen
- Boy!

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Woo!

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♫ Break it- break it- break now girl now [scream]

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[laughs]

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That's pretty good, that's preeetty good 'Aditya Shrestha'

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♫ My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

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♫ Yes I can't rap and no, I'm not from Compton

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♫ England is my city, and you know I'm retarded

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[laughs]

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♫ And you know I'm retarded

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Yeah!

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♫ Is math related to science? [Wooah!] Is math related to science? Is math related to science?

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♫ Is math related to science though?

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'This is- this shit hella LIIIT!'

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I didn't expect different genres and shit.

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Usually it's all like, fucking dance and shit.

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Fucking heavy rock or whatever it's called, I don't know.

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Okay great.

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♫ Scare PewDiePie, Scare PewDiePie CANNED!

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♫ But I still got paid anyway, but I still got paid anyway!
[laughs]

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♫ Scare PewDiePie, Scare PewDiePie CANNED!

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♫ But I still got paid anyway, but I still got paid anyway!

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♫ Goddamn I'm so disappointed.

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♫ Am I guilty... of the same crimes?

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♫ I don't spend money on anything, I've got my computer.
- Got a very anime feel to it.

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♫ Maya is like our budget dog because she only has one eye

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♫ This is gonna be the most boring life of, boring life of...

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♫ ... the rich life
- ... PewDiePie

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♫ Scare PewDiePie, Scare PewDiePie CANNED!
- You gotta rhyme perfectly, what the fu- [laughs]

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♫ But I still got paid anyway, but I still got paid anyway!

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♫ Scare PewDiePie, Scare PewDiePie CANNED!

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♫ But I still got paid anyway, but I still got paid anyway!
- [joins in] I still got paid anyway!

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That's fucking good.

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Endigo also respects women so much that he looks like one.

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That's impressive.

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♫ Respect... hh-wamen

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♫ Respect wa-

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♫ Respect wamen

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♫ Respect, respect the wamen everybody
- Maybe I should have spent a little more time on the vocals

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♫ 'What the fuck are you doing?' Respecting wamen

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie
- Oh!

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♫ You can't kill me, no my channel never dies (PewDiePie sucks!)

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♫ No more ideas, no original content

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♫ But when I fuck your mom, you know it's with consent

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch (so slutty)

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♫ I'll make 'You laugh, you lose' 'til I'm filthy fucking rich (you laugh, you lose!)

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♫ They call me nazi since the day of my fucking birth

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♫ Ohhhh! Ugh

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♫ Waait a minute... who ARE you?

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♫ I'm PewDiePie the greatest mother flipping guy [oh!] my balls will drop dipping in your eye

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[laughs] The flow is so off.

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So yeah if you guys didn't see this, "Lushsux" actually painted a tweet with my picture on it

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He asked me for a selfie so I sent him the one from last week's submission

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and he actually put it up in a museum in Vienna!

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It's pretty good, if you're in Vienna you should check it out.

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Thanks again Lushsux, that fills my ego to have my head that big, it really helps a lot, thank you.

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"PewDiePie is a chi"- [laughs]

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♫ PewDiePie!

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Hey don't show that!

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♫ It's everyday bro!

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♫ PewDiePie is a child rapist
- Oh!

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♫ PewDiePie-Pie is a child rapist

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♫ PewDiePie is a child rapist
- Hell yeah!

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♫ Everybody knows that Nick Crompton is the greatest
- Oh!

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie

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♫ You can't kill me, no my channel never dies

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♫ Everybody knows that Nick Crompton is the greatest

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♫ My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

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♫ Yes I can't rap and no, I'm not from Compton

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♫ England is my city and you know I'm retarded

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That was good, that was good shit man.

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[bad recorder playing and drum beat]
♫ We're talking away

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♫ I don't know what to say, I'll say it anyway
- Wow

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♫ Today's another day to find you
- Oh

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♫ Shying away, I'll be coming for your love okay?
- That's...

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♫ Take on me [recorder and trumpet picks up]
- Wow, incredible. Yeah.

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♫ Take on me!

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♫ Taaake meee onnn! (Take on me!)
- The talent is er...

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♫ I'll be gone

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♫ In a day or TWOOOOOO [recorder screeches]
- Okay, okay

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- Okay alright, that was really good, I'm really proud of you guys!

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♫ My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

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♫ Yes I can't rap and no, I'm not from Compton
- [joins in] Yes I can't rap. Boyyy!

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♫ England is my city and you know I'm retarded
♫ (E-E-E-England is my city and you know I'm retarded)

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♫ Is math related to science?
- WOO!

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♫ Is math related to science?
[Felix claps along]

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♫ Is math related to science?
- Whaaaa!

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♫ Is math related to science?

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- Oh! OH!

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♫ Is math related to science though?

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♫ Do you believe in reincarnation?

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♫ It's everyday bro!

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Okay, that was pretty tight man.

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Pretty- pretty lit I would say.

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Very well done. Well done.

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♫ Chika-chika break it down now girl [screams]

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♫ [loud blaring music]
- [burps] Woah! Ah... Okay!

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♫ Is math related to science though?

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♫ [blaring music continues] Wibba!

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♫ [slim shady beat] Respect wamen

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♫ Respect wha- respect wamen

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♫ Respect, respect
- Is this Eminem?

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♫ Respect the wamen everybody

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie

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♫ You can't kill e, no my channel never dies

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- Ey!
♫ No more ideas, no original content

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♫ But when I fuck your mom, you know it's with consent

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch

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♫ I'll make 'You laugh, you lose' 'til I'm filthy fucking rich
- Ey!

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♫ Called me nazi since the day of my fucking birth bitch

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♫ And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a God church
- Hell yeah! [joins in] God church! Yee!

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch, your daddy now bitch, your daddy now bitch!

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch, your daddy now bitch, your daddy now bitch!
- Hell yeah!

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That's pretty fucking good, I really like that one. Well done.

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♫ PewDiePie, the greatest motherflippin' guy

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♫ My balls will drop dipping in your eye

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♫ Disrespecting women, no thanks, bye

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♫ PewDiePie, the greatest motherflippin' guy
- Oh shit!

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- Hell yeah!
♫ My balls will drop dipping in your eye

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♫ Disrespecting women, no thanks, bye

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♫ And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a God church
- Hell yeah

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♫ Chika-chika break it down now girl now
[screaming becomes the beat drop]

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This is getting really fucking good!

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♫ Are you paying attention?

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♫ Today's theme is...

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♫ Respect wamen

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♫ Respect respect respect wamen, respect wamen, respect wamen
- Wow

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- The lyrics is incredible!
♫ Respect respect respect wamen, respect wamen, respect wamen

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♫ Respect respect respect wamen, respect wamen, respect wamen

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♫ Respect respect respect wamen, respect wamen, respect wamen

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Always good shit from Day By Dave

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♫ You know, they're clearly taking my name and shoving it into the ground

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♫ just to get more clicks on their shitty fucking website
- "Fuck the mainstream media"

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie
- Yeah!

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♫ You can't kill me, no my channel never dies

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♫ No more ideas, no original content

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♫ But when I fuck your mom, you know it's with consent

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch

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♫ I'll make 'You laugh, you lose' 'til I'm filthy fucking rich!

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♫ They called me nazi since my fucking birth

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♫ The greatest... motherflippin'... guy

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♫ Taaaake onnn meeee (take on me!)
- Woah! Shit dawg!

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♫ (taaaake meeee onnnn!)
♫ I'm still here, I'm still making videos.

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♫ Nice try Wall Street Journal, try again motherfuckers

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Hella tight. Hella tight, we only have 3 left bros!

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Boiii!

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie

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♫ You can't kill me, no my channel never dies

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♫ No more ideas, no original content

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♫ But when I fuck your mom, you know it's with consent

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♫ So welcome to the family, I'm your daddy now bitch

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♫ I'll make 'You laugh, you lose' 'til I'm filthy fucking rich

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♫ They call me a nazi since the day of my fucking birth

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♫ But I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a [blurs away]

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♫ Fuck you! [smooth music]

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♫ This is smooth as fuck!

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♫ Hh-wamen!

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♫ Taaake meeee onnn!

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- I legit like this, this is fucking dope!

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♫ Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff!

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Aaaand it's ruined, I'm just kidding [laughs]

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♫ It's everyday NIBBA! It's everyday WIBBA!

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♫ My name is Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'

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♫ Yes I can't rap and no, I'm not from Compton

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♫ England is my city and you know I'm retarded

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♫ Everybody knows that Nick Crompton is the greatest

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♫ PewDiePie the greatest motherflippin' guy

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♫ My balls will drop dipping in your eye

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♫ Disrespecting women, no thanks, bye

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♫ PewDiePie the greatest flippin' guy

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♫ Respect hh-wamen!

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♫ Respect wha- respect wamen

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♫ Respect... respect 'em

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♫ Respect the wamen everybody

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♫ My name a-Jeff

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[laughs]

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Ahh Grandayy, appreciate it man. Good shit.

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I've heard this song before, it's fucking good.

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It's really fucking good, like I listen to this unironically.

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It's made by a French YouTuber.

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♫ Nibba!

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♫ Nibba

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♫ Wibba

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♫ Plebba

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♫ It's everyday bro!

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♫ Chika-chika break it down

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♫ Welcome to the ShitTube it's ya boy, PewDiePie

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♫ You can't kill me, no my channel never dies

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♫ No more ideas, no original content

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♫ But when I fuck your mom, you know it's with consent

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♫ PewDiePie the greatest motherflippin' guy-guy-guy

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♫ PewDiePie the greatest motherflippin' guy-guy-guy

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♫ Is math related to science? (related to science?)

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- It's fucking good! PewDieTrap man, hell yeah.
♫ Just science bitch, yes it is bitch (yes it is bitch)

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♫ Is math related to science? (related to science)

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♫ Just science bitch, yes it is bitch (yes it is bitch)

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♫ Respect wamen. Respect wha-

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♫ Respect wamen. Respect... respect 'em

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♫ Respect wamen. Respect wha-

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♫ Respect wamen. Respect respect the wamen everybody
- I get emotional everytime I think about it.

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♫ My name a-Jeff. My name a-Jeffff! My name a-Jeff!

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- It's so good! It's so fucking good!
♫ My name a-Jeff, my name a-Jeff!

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♫ Jeff, Jeff, Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff!

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Jeff Jeff Jefffff! [gun clicks]

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Is math related to science? (related to science?)

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♫ Just science bitch, yes it is bitch

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I love it, so fucking good!

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Seriously everyone who submitted, if yours' didn't make it I'm sorry.

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I can't show them all but legit so much fun, I love doing these.

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I hope you guys enjoyed. I hope you hh-wamen enjoyed as well.

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For next week, I want you to post a title and a picture with clickbait, okay?

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The most clickbait thing you can come up with, PewDiePie related. Good luck.

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You're basically doing all my work from now on, that's what's happening.

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The most meme-tastic ones will be previewed in the next episode of Fridays With PewDiePie!

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But that's it for now!

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Thank you bros so mu- I mean thank you sisters so much!

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Love you guys!

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buy all my merch