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L W I A Y

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*flattering intro*

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LWIAY

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L W I A Y

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I'm looking forward to these videos every week now, because

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so much things are just happening...

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and what best way to summarise the week

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by through memes!

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"How do you get your news?"

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Pewdiepie's submission sub-reddit

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*One meme gone*

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L e t ' s   j u s t   j u m p   i n t o   i t   g u y s !

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Oh!! S(demonitized)

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*Laugh*

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*Chuckle*

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Wait a minute!

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Are you serio- Fifty one thousand upvotes?

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This is the top vote, of all time!

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Jesus Christ!

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"My favourite part was when they did the fortnite dances in the suicide forest...

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...but instead of corpses it's dead channels!

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brilli- really outdone themselves this year!

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*clap clap*

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Thank you Dad, for finally supporting my channel.

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jk

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75,000,000, oh my God, I cant beli-*laughs* (finish your sentences Pewds)

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It's at 76 (million) guys, learn fr*ckin math.

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you idiots!

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Mark-ass!

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Maaarrkk-asss!

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"AND MARK ASS BROWNLEE"

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*Reads post*

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You didn't deserve this, Mark-asss....

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*r e a d s   p o s t *

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SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE

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Oh yeah, I posted this on Twitter because so many people were pointing this out

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but, Jaiden left even more references... Sub to Pewdiepie

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I think that is a (smash letter?)

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That's obviously the tied Logan Paul

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Oh here we go... Is that Bitch Lasagna?

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No way!

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Ugandan knuckles!

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That's awesome

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*Reads Post*

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I didn't see this! Are you kidding me?!?

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No Marzia, no, please!

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Finally, a game with good writing, goddamn

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Fun fact, in Italy they call lasagna, "pastichio"

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Oooh, I like the music!

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you're always so nice and chipper!

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As always, I feel like I have to check if there is anything on the left...

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It's very pretty!

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Look at the animations and everything, I love how my hair - Hey I'm collecting

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*laughs*

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Oh, it's glitching - *reads dialogue box*

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Oh I thought they were boots, PEW GUNS (Hell yeaa)

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Uuhhh, I'll put in 'O'

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PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEEWW

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Ey I am collecting monetization!

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ARGH DEMONITIZATION!

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(send help)

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This is amazing.... *CHUCKLE*

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This is dope!

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I don't know how to open this...

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Is this a puzzle?

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I can't do puzzles, come on...

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Can I push this? Oh I can

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There you go, look at that

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What is Edgar doing? "EDGAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" What is thaaaatt?

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Ok I have something and I probably need it for...

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Oh ok there we go.

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Nice

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Goddamn I am good at games, BYE!
Bye Edgar!

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AAARGH!!!

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YOUTUBE!

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GODDAMN YOU YOUTUBE

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I'm sorry.

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HEY HEY HEY

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NO

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NO  NO

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It took my monetization (T_T)

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This is the most accurate
game of all time!

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Is this going to be just a playthrough of this game ;-;

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I complety forgot that I was supposed to do a LWIAY

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oh god..

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Edgar grab the..

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..the thing!!

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Thanks ;-;

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I mean

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I didnt wanna

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its only a demo but ....

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Game of the Yeaaaar???

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lets not--

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J A

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G O D D A M M I T Y O U T U B E ):<

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IM SICK OF YOUR S***

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GOD F****** DAMMIT YOUTUBE

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stop getting me demonetized )-:

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FLEX GUN

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FLEX TIMMMMMMEEEE

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Edgar is about as useless as tails in sonic

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E

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E

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god f****** dammit

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not like this

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don't do me like this markiplier >:(

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Oh god I'm dead

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I'm actually gonna die

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sTop E-ing me!

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Oh my god I actually died

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thats alright (:

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what

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hELL yeah!

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how do I activate it??

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OH

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OOoohh

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ChAiRR

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AHHHAHA

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AHHHA *pewds laughs*

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YESS!

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this changes everyth- OH I CAN SPIN

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I CAN SPIN GODDAMMIT

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GET OUTTA MY WAY BRAD

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$399!!

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10-ine outta 10

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10/10

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now we gotta go back into the memes

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no I did not- look up a tutorial

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because I got stuck ok ?? >:(

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goddammit thank you so much that's amazing

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STOP SENDING ME LOOK ALIKE PICTURES >:((((

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I know I look like any average Swedish person on the planet

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but that's RACIST

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*reads post*

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They literally do twelve hour shoots for a two second clip.

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I mean how much money do you? They must spend an insane amount of money on the Rewinds.

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Wait I gotta show you guys- you've probably seen this

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Justin Bieber's "Baby" video is getting almost three hundred thousand dislikes taken off in one day

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due to people wanting Rewind 2018 as the most disliked video is the perfect example of how to turn the hate

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of another thing is the fastest way into clear hate

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Guys, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices here, we gotta go to the Justin Bieber "Baby" video

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Did I actually-I'm curious if I actually disliked it.

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and we've gotta remove-I Disliked it!-It's time to remove our dislikes.

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Moving on, and so it begins "YouTuber PewDiePie calls Lilly Singh a 'Crybaby' after she speaks out about wage

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inequality." How about this title, YouTuber PewDiePie rightfully calls out Lilly Singh because she is a crybaby.

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How's that for a title for a change huh?

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"At Melbourne, Australia, doing our part."

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Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?

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"She recently hit 5 million subscribers. Can we push her channel to 6 million just because she sneaked

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PewDiePie's chair into YouTube Rewind?"

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Can we increase the size of this channel by a fifth just for a meme guys, I mean why not that's practically

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what's happening with my channel

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"We are doing our part in Hungary."

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"Sub to Pewds = free muffin"

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Damn. Damn.

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"1% of the world is now subscribed to PewDiePie"

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I mean obviously that isn't right because there's a lot of duplicate accounts and a lot of dead people

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and *clears throat*

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"Can you un-rewind? A celebrity in rewind, a Twitch streamer in rewind, a YouTuber who hasn't posted in

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7-9 months" let's make her the face of Rewind

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"A YouTube who has made videos for almost a decade, became the most" uh daily can I add that, daily.

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"became the most subscribed Youtuber for 5 years, donated to Indian 9 year-olds, but still not in Rewind?

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This is so sad, where was y'all at when I was... in the... uh?

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"What the fricking frack happened to your office?"

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I'm gonna add some stuff to it, I'm just trying to figure it out, don't worry okay.

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Stop complaining!

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"Very underrated comment 'It's called YouTube Rewind because the quality keeps going backwards every year'"

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*clap* *clap*

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"Journalists writing articles about Pewds be like 'Reality can be whatever I want.'''

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I mean, 100% accuracy meme status everyone.

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*clap* *clap*

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..has this goddamn picture.

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I mean, I guess
it could be worse.

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But..