before this video begins, here i am
sorry about the mess
it doesn't matter (it does)
i have a very important exciting announcement
me and marzia latest collection of Tsuki is out now (yay)
it's this clothing brand that we made together
this is our third collection and its my favorite one so far ...
here's a glorious picture of me wearing the long sleeve shirt
its got a cool print on the back
I absoloutely loved how this one turned out
so all these pieces are designed by me and Marzia together
they're all custom fit, they're all- we picked all the patterns, we picked all the eh, uh fabrics
and they're made ethically as well so its not a mass produced thing, its an actual clothing brand
as opposed to merch
we're very excited about this, its the hoodie
you knoe, Marzia looks 10 times better with her on it? (English, Pewds?)
so i'll just show her
very cute, we also have very comfy oversized hoodie
all the pieces are very comfy
we have this uh, overall, I call it overall but Marzia says its not called overall
with the... sad face on it
all the buttons are custom, everything is custom
I love the jacket that we designed, its so cool, its a pullover
I love how the back turned out, its such a cool jacket
we also have a scarf, with the :( on it
and of course, a t-shirt, super cool, i love how this design turned out as well
and of course the pants
finally we have pants that fit me well, these are so awesome
so good looking, I love how these turned out
if you guys wanna check it out, link is in the description↓
and.. support Tsuki and the brand and vision that we have, i cant wait to see what else we do in the future as well
but
this is it
enjoy the video
thank you guys
bye
*bUrP*
*consumes alcohol*
aaaaahhh
very gooood
LWAIY™ time
how's it going, bRaS, its me, Peudipai
braus
whats up braus, 9 year olds
wAzZUp? hOwsiT gOin?
*insane human noises*
welcome to LWAIY™
👏x24 (yes, I counted)
YouTube's favorite show everybody, that's right, last week we hit trending
just kidding, only PC bulls**t (Christian Channel™) gets on trending
liKe iF yOu'rE a LiBtArd
let's review the LWAIY™
yo..
4,2k people online?
that's a sexual number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*reads* oh my god, what a... great...
*when you see the same post on the front page for the 100th time*
oh no... oh no...
*reads* this is why i avoid bridges, too much traffic
god d*** (Christian Channel™)
when are you gonna let that go?
you know, I've been thinking about this
and I will have to say
its equally my slave's fault
as it was mine
if not more, it was my slave's fault
(one day Brad will get tired of this bs and quit, I guarantee it lol)
you know what? If it wasn't for my slave being such an idiot, this would never have happened
I could still be livestreaming
huh?
tha- that's gonna be my next apology
yOu kNow wHaT? iT wAs mY sLavE'S fAulT
*reads* looking at memes inside the EU parlament
it will be the only place you can look at memes
*reads* hurricane Michael busts the world's biggest nut
great...
they're just showing it into our faces aren't they?
hey, look what I'm doing!
*evil laughter*
you guys can't do this, can you?
THIS IS (Demonetized)
why? Why you have to ban memes?
*reads* this is so sad
wait wait wait wait i can't have the audio
I'll jus- I'll just mime over it
*what a beautiful voice*
Oh!
(ngl i had to listen throgh this too many times while texting this i think my ears are broken)
Dayum!
*angery*
REALLY!?
it hasn't even been a year
and you think it is ok to meme my dead pet?
smh
I'm shaking
ok... great, so far we have people bullying me for my controversies and my... my...diseased loved ones
isn't it great to have a community?
thank you guys so much, i love you guys, so much
I'm not like these other fa eh, wtf is it called, YouTubers
is that what i am?
*reads* me at McDonald's: can I have a tray, sir?
I'm already Tracer...
okay...
okay
that was good
now i kinda wish i was working at McDonalds's
just so I could pull that on people...
would it be epic if I just started working at McDonald's just so I can do that meme
*reads* never forget that Felix made a channel as a joke, it got over a million subs and then he deleted it like it was nothing
well I made apromise that i was gonna delete my channel, right?
haha, so clever
is that God himself in the back?
god dauym
IM DOING MY PART, FROM INDIA
thank you INDIAN imjustkidding
someone informed me on Twitter, that my merch... is from....
if you're a true Indian fan, you buy the new merch, okay?
very epic
thank you, India, how do I say something nice in Indian?
*burp*
*Indian noises*
mm?
*reads* not all heroes wear capes
c'mon, do something
oh god da**it (Christian Channel™) they're catching up again...
I thought we were winning!
if they pass us, all efforts will be in vain!
DO SOMETHING
everyone do something but me
thank you
please MrBeast, I just need one more help
one more last final push god da**it (Christian Channel™)
grant me this one wish
*reads in weeb* mommy? can you give me money?
to buy memes?
yeeeees
actually buys groceries like a boss
trolly time
SMH!
STOP!
this is photohop
this is photoshop, everyone knows i don't have legs
"I don't believe in legs, I will never believe in legs, stop the bullying" -Pewds 2018
you see this?
pfftfttff
AYE!
notkinghill, god damn legend
I'll link the real version just so you guys can hear it with audio cause its- its pretty awesome
*reads* I need the 9 year old army to hold out for a while, I hav esomething big planned but I need time, there is hope!
👏👏
*japanese*
thank you MrBeast, arigato!
I knew it, I knew he wouldn't let us down
MrBeast is cooking up someting, what could it be?
*reads* they say guys literally onl- *chuckles*
it was a little funny
they say guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting
Rachel: Hi
hi thanks for the match I need you for one thing only
it starts with S and ends with X
such a bad joke
Subscribe to Feli- *laughs*
YES
get baited, Rachel!
what do you think he wanted? you?
pathetic.
go subscribe, Rachel
if anyone watching this is named Rachel and isn't subscribed yet, I'll laugh at you
hAhA
*reads* this guy won't leave my back yard, he kept asking for (Demonetized) lasagna, what do I do?
another photoshop
I don't have legs, I don't know how many times I gotta tell you guys
where do you find these photos?
can I not visit my back yard?
*reads* go for a handshake, that'll make him.... *triggered* STOP THE BULLYING!
eVeRyoNe
*reads* I work at a school, and I'm gonna get fired for this
Jesus Christ™
but all I wish was for Pewds to see
"subscribe to PewDiePie, I'm doing my part"
God da**it (Christian Channel™)
it's so beautiful to see everyone taking every part they can
for a mass cause, for a gooder cause, for the greaterst cost
of hu-mankind, Waluigi God bless you, Sachi_Liwag
*reads* ongoing war between PewDiePie and T-Series
Markiplier and Jacksepticeye
oh
I didn't wanna start the drama (yeah, sure)
I didn't wanna be the one that pointed it out
but this is another classic example
of people not using their voice
when a little bit of controversy, when a little bit of spicy Specidy hits the fan
I see how it is
I understand, it's ok, I'm not sad or angry
just disappointed
oh my god
what theheheheh
heuh
Jesus Christ™
The new ASS outro everybody!
WOW
America...
this stupid image of me! come on!
I need to play some ASS, it looks great now
*reads* slave 1 and 2 better put this in LWAIY™, we hosted meme review in class to raise awareness
wow, thank you
sarahbush420...
*reads* even though the professor was confused af so please help us that he'll see this, we are doing our part here in Slovenia
amazing
thank you, *triggered*, very cool
*reads* I don't thinm that 9 year olds will get this, but I have hopes
oh I get it
AND I DON'T LIKE iT
*reads* the gods have spoken
PewDiePie disrespecting women, PewDiePie RE-speting women
did you mean: PewDiePie respecting women?
this is what I'm talking about
fake news and articles everywhere, you can't contest with PewDiePie (wut)
LOOK AT THAT!
LOOK AT THAT SON!
YOU EVER COME TELL ME I DON'T RESPECT WOMEN?
*knocks over something*
*awkward silence*
now where was I?
never be violent to women
*laughs*
*reads* Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone
hey look at that, we're still doing Z U C C memes, everyone
how bout that?
I miss Z U C C
I miss when he was in the... in the spotlight, you know
he just blessed us with so many great memes
oh, it was over a year ago, god dayum
*reads* vote now, we should make PewDiePie play Fortnite with Ninja so he gets 8 year olds to sub too
that is genius
and I never played Fortnite
it's the one thing
it's the one shed of integrity I have left
that I will not conform to play this overly popular video game
just for the sake of views
but god da**it (Christian Channel™) I'm desperate
*reads* a hero has come forward
saving PewDiePie from T-Series
Captain Sparklez
is this real?
Seventy?
is he subscirbing with all his channels?
he's subscribing with all his channels
great
👏 thank you 👏
thank you, Captain Sparklez, very cool
see this is what I'm talking about, taking the extra mile
doing just a little bit more than the average person
that's all I ask (very english, much good)
*reads* Post Malone would pro...
pre- probabily
would probabily
you absolute (Demonetized)
uhh anyway
would probably host meme review is Pewds invited him
oh, that's right, Takeshi 6ix9ine is going to jail
*laughs at somethig you're not really supposed to laugh at*
for life
ey, Takeshi
could you like host meme review from prison ore something? that would be epic
*reads* Takeshi could face life in prison due to criminal charges
Takeshi!
beofre you go to prison
please
one favor
just one small thing! please!
*reads* PewDiePie will you want a cartoon like that? I am ready to do it, congrats...
Daaaauym
that's sick
AWE SLIPPY! (rip)
that' amazing
I mean, who wouldn't, that's amazing
BBMG
that looks so cool
I like-
I like how Brad 2 never gets depicted
*chuckles*
poor man
*reads* getting Dr Phil to host meme review
👏okay 👏 all right 👏 okay
getting Pewds to host Dr Phil episode
dayum that would be epic
I would love to have Nicolette on, or have all of them on
we'll have Nicolette, we'll have vegan Jesus or whatever his name was and all those, all those guys
(translated from Indian) "This is a coded message to everyone watching PewDiePie, subscribe to T-Series"
ehehehehe
(translated) "Subscribe, we will become more powerful than any Jedi could ever dream of"
okay, great
(translated) "Fear us PewDiePie, we will destroy you and force you to build ikea furniture without the instruction manual"
fair enough
YES!
oh yeah!
(Demonetized) lasagna
OH YEAH
you're welcome, Indian provoker
thank you, 👏 very 👏 cool 👏
👏👏👏
I mean
👏👏
Thank you, India, very cool
now subscribe to PewDiePie and unsubscribe from T-Series, that's all I ask
thank you guys for watching another episode of LWAIY™
YouTube's favorite show, everybody
see you guys next week, submit memes down below
become...
that's it
Apology for all bad and slightly controversial jokes that may have taken place in the subtitles during this vieo