WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.660 Today I am sooo EXCITEEEEEEEEEEDDD!!! 00:00:03.660 --> 00:00:06.960 Because! We're gonna watch, you and I, 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:10.140 my favorite stream of all time. 00:00:10.140 --> 00:00:13.200 It is so goddamn painful to watch. 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:16.020 But that's how you know that shit is gooood! 00:00:16.020 --> 00:00:17.980 The thing about streams is that, 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:21.060 once the content is up there 00:00:21.460 --> 00:00:25.320 It's there forever, and that's the beauty of it. 00:00:25.320 --> 00:00:32.220 I-- I'm always extremely paranoid whenever I stream that I'm gonna say something or do something 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:37.340 That people will judge me... Anyway, let's laugh at some other people being awkward! 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:39.070 (Laughs) 00:00:39.070 --> 00:00:45.989 All right, so this stream is for Summer Games Done Quick 2014. It's a speedrun of Tomba 2 00:00:56.980 --> 00:00:59.380 Look at that, incredible! 00:01:02.500 --> 00:01:05.940 Don't get me wrong, I-- I think speedruns can be really interesting. 00:01:05.940 --> 00:01:07.940 *THUD* Oh my god, my camera just fell.. 00:01:08.340 --> 00:01:10.680 Don't get me wrong, I'm not here to trash speedruns 00:01:10.860 --> 00:01:17.180 I think it can be really interesting and really impressive what people do with their spare time cuz jesus fucking Christ. I'm kidding 00:01:17.189 --> 00:01:19.258 I'm kidding. Now let's go back to the video 00:01:19.259 --> 00:01:25.199 I was 100% sure it said autistic there because I think it takes a special kind of mind to do this. 00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:26.780 Chibi: This... looks fun 00:01:26.780 --> 00:01:28.180 So we got 00:01:28.180 --> 00:01:30.740 Cavemen, the guy with a mustache, and what I 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:31.740 *sexxyyy burp* 00:01:31.820 --> 00:01:38.780 And the guy next to him, Chibi, who invited himself on the couch for the speedrun. Now imagine 00:01:39.310 --> 00:01:46.680 Imagine playing the same game over and over and over and over and over and over and it's your time 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:50.939 It's the only skill you have. It's the only talent you really acquire 00:01:50.939 --> 00:01:56.758 Which is one talent more than I'll ever have, so don't get me wrong. But still, imagine doing all that 00:01:57.369 --> 00:02:03.029 It's your time to shine, it's your time to show it all off and then this motherfucker 00:02:03.549 --> 00:02:04.630 Chibi 00:02:04.630 --> 00:02:08.160 Invites himself to the couch next to you, to steal your spotlight 00:02:08.320 --> 00:02:09.200 Let's watch. 00:02:09.200 --> 00:02:12.960 Caveman DCJ: Hello everyone, I am Caveman DCJ 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.520 and this is Tomba 2 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:16.120 Oh, that's a good start. 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:18.120 Chibi: Well I mean it's more plot than Bubsy has! 00:02:18.620 --> 00:02:20.680 So Chibi keeps trying to fill 00:02:21.320 --> 00:02:26.720 Fill in the blanks you know which I can respect Chibi for doing. First of all, Chibi is the only guy 00:02:27.020 --> 00:02:28.260 *hehehueuehe* 00:02:28.280 --> 00:02:34.780 Man, I love how Chibi is the only guy manspreading. He clearly went all alpha in on this couch, but Caveman 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:35.920 He's not having it 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:01.700 Dude, I love bagels 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:04.300 It's so yummy. I believe you 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:09.960 We barely getting started and Caveman seem a little bit fed up by Chibi 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:15.400 We all met that one guy that thinks he knows everything and wants to comment about shit 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:18.220 he doesn't know what he's talking about well that's Chibi for you 00:03:29.020 --> 00:03:35.300 You know a little social, uh... a little social school from your boy, Pewdiepie 00:03:35.600 --> 00:03:37.380 Ultimate Socia-- Socialist 00:03:37.380 --> 00:03:37.740 I mean, uh 00:03:37.740 --> 00:03:42.280 I mean ultimate social person: If you're doing most of the talking and 00:03:42.440 --> 00:03:48.620 the person you're speaking to gives most of the responses like "Okay." "Uh-huh." 00:03:48.920 --> 00:03:53.620 "Alright." Then that probably means they are not interested in anything of what you're saying 00:03:53.880 --> 00:04:02.980 And you should probably ask them a question instead. I know -- I know! I'm very well versed in the art of social interaction 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:08.840 Fem announcer: All right well we have $20 from Iniffy, "Here's $20! You can have it. Maybe it'll 'come in useful.'" 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:10.080 Oh my god... 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:12.200 And we have $5 from... 00:04:12.200 --> 00:04:14.200 Caveman DCJ: ...but we're not going to, because I like the boomerang. 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:16.500 *Exactly two people go "hmph" as a polite laugh.* 00:04:20.420 --> 00:04:26.800 God Chibi, you're so awkward, and my man Chibi he has some excellent stand-up comedy 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.380 on-the-fly skills. Just look at-- look at this. 00:04:35.200 --> 00:04:37.640 (Laughs) That's hilarious! 00:04:38.020 --> 00:04:42.780 My man Chibi! Yeahhhhh! Crabs is a good thing. 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:49.160 Look how happy he is. Why is he smiling so much? 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:51.720 Chibi: I've never seen crabs used that way 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:54.560 *dead silence* 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:56.560 Caveman: And you won't ever again. 00:05:00.940 --> 00:05:02.560 And hopefully the end of you Chibi *roasted* 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:04.740 I'm kidding. I'm KIDDING 00:05:04.740 --> 00:05:08.260 Chibi: *enthusiastic* Yes! Fast Pants! 00:05:08.260 --> 00:05:09.360 Caveman: They make you go fast. 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:10.700 Chibi: I want one. Naow. 00:05:10.700 --> 00:05:11.520 *Chibi snorts at his own joke* 00:05:11.520 --> 00:05:14.220 Excuse me Chibi pants is actually plural 00:05:14.820 --> 00:05:18.700 Not a lot of people know about this that aren't fucking morons! 00:05:18.700 --> 00:05:20.240 It even said pants! 00:05:22.000 --> 00:05:25.140 Caveman: Oh yeah, I would hate to actually, like, have to put the pants on 00:05:25.280 --> 00:05:27.280 Chibi: Ehehehehe hehe! *sharp inhale* 00:05:27.980 --> 00:05:31.280 Chibi: I mean... Caveman: Alright R.I.P Ap- R.I.P. Safety Apple. I gotta go. 00:05:32.580 --> 00:05:33.140 Chibi: I mean, 00:05:36.080 --> 00:05:36.980 *wtf* 00:05:36.980 --> 00:05:38.980 Pewds: ooooOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! 00:05:41.520 --> 00:05:43.200 Chibi just GO. 00:05:43.200 --> 00:05:45.500 No one wants you here Chibayyyyy! 00:05:45.500 --> 00:05:47.540 Announcer: We have $20 from Eoin... 00:05:47.540 --> 00:05:49.380 He's so happy! 00:05:49.380 --> 00:05:50.780 Any form of attention 00:05:50.790 --> 00:05:52.790 He just... lits up 00:05:53.180 --> 00:05:54.440 Chibi, god bless you. 00:05:54.440 --> 00:05:59.140 A lonely -- a lonely child, you know? The only child in the family. That's Chibi right there. 00:05:59.140 --> 00:06:01.320 You know it's true. You know it's true. 00:06:01.320 --> 00:06:05.480 ANCR: ...TomBee squirrel suit hype! Donating another five dollars if the announcer can pronounce my name right! 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:08.060 *nervous noises* uhhh hopefully I was close! 00:06:10.620 --> 00:06:13.480 Chibi, trying to do a deep, gravely voice and failing: Challenge Accepted! 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:19.100 I like how he hesitated a little bit to do that meme 00:06:19.599 --> 00:06:21.599 Look at him. He's like, "Should I do a cheeky? 00:06:22.569 --> 00:06:27.160 Should I do a cheeky Chibi?" Look at him. Look at him! He goes for it! 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:28.079 Chibi: "Challenge Accepted!" 00:06:29.469 --> 00:06:31.080 CHUHLUNGE UK SUP TUD. 00:06:31.080 --> 00:06:31.780 So good. 00:06:31.780 --> 00:06:32.740 SO GOOD! 00:06:32.740 --> 00:06:36.420 Caveman: He doesn't actually talk though. So he would never say that. In any situation. 00:06:36.420 --> 00:06:38.080 *Chibi laughs, not reading the room at all* Pewds: Ohhh my god. 00:06:38.080 --> 00:06:39.440 Chibi: You could pretend he does! 00:06:39.820 --> 00:06:41.260 This is painful. 00:06:41.260 --> 00:06:42.900 Chibi, same voice: "I have Fast Pants." 00:06:44.080 --> 00:06:45.800 Caveman: You get Turbo Pants later. 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:48.260 There's a moment where you just need to be quiet 00:06:49.820 --> 00:06:53.900 Like they had a little nice conversation there like a little bit of back and forth 00:06:54.260 --> 00:06:56.720 Interaction but then he just has to keep going. 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:59.400 Chibi: Now you're just making me excited. Caveman: Yeah I don't think you're ready for that. 00:06:59.400 --> 00:07:00.887 Chibi: I don't think I am. 00:07:00.887 --> 00:07:04.260 Just stop there. Just stop there Chibi and say nothing moooOOORE! 00:07:06.560 --> 00:07:07.500 Think I need some time to 00:07:07.500 --> 00:07:08.500 "Prepare My Body." 00:07:08.500 --> 00:07:10.920 You su -- fan -- f-fucking asshole. God damn it. 00:07:16.020 --> 00:07:17.040 Caveman: Alright. 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:18.200 Pewds: (laughs) "Alright." 00:07:18.200 --> 00:07:20.300 Chibi: Ohh! Someone else has a birthday today 00:07:21.580 --> 00:07:22.900 Caveman: What are the odds? 00:07:22.900 --> 00:07:23.860 Chibi: Pfft! Right!? 00:07:23.940 --> 00:07:26.340 Oh it's Chibi's birthday. I never realized that. 00:07:26.340 --> 00:07:29.620 Maybe that's why Caveman is trying to be nice at some points, you know? 00:07:29.620 --> 00:07:33.940 It's Chibi' s birthday. Oh my god that makes this even better 00:07:34.180 --> 00:07:34.680 Yes! 00:07:40.340 --> 00:07:41.680 Oh my GOD. 00:07:41.680 --> 00:07:48.140 You know it's a good joke when you don't laugh and instead you just say, with a dead tone, "Good joke" 00:07:49.180 --> 00:07:54.140 That's how you know something is *truly* hilarious. So at this point 00:07:54.540 --> 00:07:58.220 How long have they been playing? 18 minutes, It's not even that long 00:07:58.220 --> 00:08:04.960 They're supposed to go for an hour and 30 and Caveman, is not having it anymore. He... 00:08:04.960 --> 00:08:06.420 He... huehuehuehue 00:08:06.420 --> 00:08:10.540 The Cringe has gone too far. He needs to stop he needs to do something 00:08:10.900 --> 00:08:16.340 Chibi is not picking up on any of the social cues that uhh that caveman 00:08:16.340 --> 00:08:18.600 has been giving him to shut the fuck up 00:08:27.620 --> 00:08:28.700 But yes you are correct 00:08:31.420 --> 00:08:33.760 Ooooohhh... Chibiii! 00:08:34.540 --> 00:08:36.880 Chibiii!!!! 00:08:41.780 --> 00:08:45.000 AHAHAHAHAHAHA (gasp) AHAHAHA 00:08:45.660 --> 00:08:47.660 Noo... (laugh) 00:08:49.980 --> 00:08:52.900 Ohh my god, ooh 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:55.680 Bless. It's my favorite moment ever 00:08:56.280 --> 00:09:02.640 It's so mean, but it's so justified at the same time. Here's the thing though, I'm not on either side, okay 00:09:02.640 --> 00:09:06.680 I'm a little bit towards Caveman's side because if he invited himself to the couch, 00:09:06.680 --> 00:09:07.640 that's fucking annoying 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:12.640 But at the same time I feel bad for Chibi, and I also think they're both 00:09:13.540 --> 00:09:17.370 You know sort of in the wrong, I guess in a way, okay, so literally 00:09:18.250 --> 00:09:24.750 Thirty minutes later a little less than thirty minutes later, I guess he's been quiet for 30 minutes. It's just been sitting there moping 00:09:24.820 --> 00:09:27.760 It's his birthday. He's not happy 00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:31.000 This is terrible. He's sunken into the couch... 00:09:31.100 --> 00:09:33.120 Announcer: ... cents from TwoStrains, 00:09:33.220 --> 00:09:37.200 "I want to hear more of the guy in the green sweatshirt on the couch, please let him talk more." 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:38.260 Yeah-heh-heh! 00:09:38.260 --> 00:09:41.760 I like how Caveman like gives him permission to speak 00:09:43.660 --> 00:09:44.280 Chibi: Hi. 00:09:44.280 --> 00:09:46.100 Oh my God. It's so awkward. I can't. 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:50.900 Chibi: Nice mustache. Caveman: Thank you. 00:09:50.900 --> 00:09:54.940 Chibi: So since you have all the pig bags does that mean you just fight all the bosses now, at once? 00:09:54.940 --> 00:09:56.540 Caveman: Yeah, boss rush mode. 00:09:56.540 --> 00:09:59.520 Why does this random girl just show up with a paper? Jesus. 00:09:59.520 --> 00:10:00.940 Announcer: $5 from DieSOayd, 00:10:00.940 --> 00:10:06.040 "Enjoying this run but I'll donate another $10 if green hoodie guy does 10 jumping jacks." 00:10:06.040 --> 00:10:08.260 Green hoodie guy!! 00:10:08.260 --> 00:10:10.740 Do those-- jump! Oh he's so happy 00:10:10.740 --> 00:10:13.760 I told you he's so happy whenever he gets attention 00:10:13.760 --> 00:10:18.180 Caveman: So this is just pretty much the point of no return. Like, the first thing you see-- 00:10:18.180 --> 00:10:19.720 Those are not jumping jacks! 00:10:21.220 --> 00:10:23.180 Ahahahaha! 00:10:23.180 --> 00:10:24.900 Oh, this is turning me on 00:10:26.800 --> 00:10:29.080 Oh my Lord... Caveman: Great job, guy I don't know. 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:31.120 "Great job, guy I don't know." 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:36.860 You spend an hour together next to each other on a couch, and you've really bonded. You truly bonded 00:10:36.860 --> 00:10:39.500 Chibi: Thanks guys you just gave me my exercise of the week 00:10:39.760 --> 00:10:44.040 "That Tomba 2 background music complimented the awkwardness so well." 00:10:45.800 --> 00:10:51.900 Dudududu... Oh god I'm Chibi. "Thank you for the evil list of pigs in video games." 00:10:51.900 --> 00:10:54.940 Caveman: ... such as? Chibi: Well, Diddy Kong Racing, 00:10:55.120 --> 00:10:56.860 Zelda 00:10:56.860 --> 00:10:58.860 Mother 00:10:59.400 --> 00:11:02.040 Caveman: Thank you for the list of evil pigs in videogames. 00:11:02.040 --> 00:11:04.780 Chibi: You' re welcome. I mean, you did ask. He did ask! 00:11:05.180 --> 00:11:07.980 He did ask! Okay? I'm just... 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:13.700 I'm trying to process all of this. Which side are you on? Team Chibi, or team Caveman? 00:11:13.700 --> 00:11:16.240 This happened years ago, no one gives a shit anymore 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:20.280 Here's Caveman's response: Caveman: Did I get mad pussy after my Tomba 2 run? 00:11:20.340 --> 00:11:24.820 The short answer is no. The long answer is thank fucking God no. 00:11:24.820 --> 00:11:27.180 From what I understand his name was Chibi. 00:11:27.180 --> 00:11:28.720 He still plays Tomba? 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:32.800 How can you still play Tomba? Caveman: From what I understand his name was Chibi 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:36.220 Which is an excellent name for a man. 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:40.290 That is an excellent name for a man 00:11:40.290 --> 00:11:44.819 Caveman: I told him to be quiet because he was a fucker, and I didn't ask for him to be on the couch 00:11:44.820 --> 00:11:47.780 And he just invited himself on and 00:11:47.780 --> 00:11:52.560 sat shoulder length to me so I couldn't move my elbows and just would not shut-- 00:11:52.560 --> 00:11:57.560 Yeah, 'cause God... God forbid your elbows touch. That would just be making it even more awkward. 00:11:57.560 --> 00:12:00.220 Caveman: -- the fuck up. Did anyone see him actually doing those jumping jacks? 00:12:00.220 --> 00:12:05.620 Yes! Caveman: Like Jesus Christ at least like... at least do good proper jumping jacks. 00:12:05.620 --> 00:12:07.620 That was Chibi's main mistake. 00:12:07.660 --> 00:12:08.820 He did not do 00:12:09.280 --> 00:12:10.940 Proper jumping jacks. 00:12:10.940 --> 00:12:13.500 Oh, it makes me angry every time... 00:12:13.500 --> 00:12:17.060 I'm shaking every time no one does a proper jumping jack. Ugh! 00:12:17.060 --> 00:12:20.540 Now if you don't have enough sympathy for Chibi yet, here's a... 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:26.920 Here's a ten minute video of his mom interrupting his speedrun of Paper Mario 00:12:28.700 --> 00:12:30.020 Mom: Just take a walk. 00:12:30.020 --> 00:12:32.180 I don't care! Okay? 00:12:32.180 --> 00:12:35.060 We talked about this shit, about you being at it all night long! 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:36.760 Chibi: But I'm not being on it all night long. 00:12:36.760 --> 00:12:40.360 Mom: I don't care if it's a weekend or not, it doesn't matter! Every day runs together for you! 00:12:40.500 --> 00:12:42.360 Chibi: No, actually, it doesn't. 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:45.180 What he really needs to tell his mom here is "Excuse me. 00:12:45.280 --> 00:12:52.260 I am playing video games slightly faster than your average person. Mom, you need to back out! Back off! 00:12:52.280 --> 00:12:54.640 I am living my life right now!" 00:12:54.840 --> 00:13:00.580 Let's finish this just so you guys don't think I'm shitting on all over these people. Actually I am, 100% 00:13:00.620 --> 00:13:03.120 This clip is my favorite speed run 00:13:03.260 --> 00:13:05.260 This is to me 00:13:05.300 --> 00:13:07.940 interesting speed runs, because you get hyped as fuck 00:13:08.800 --> 00:13:10.480 and just wash your shame 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:27.240 So apparently he got 1:12 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:29.160 On this map 00:13:32.560 --> 00:13:34.800 Then the commentary so fucking legendary 00:13:37.800 --> 00:13:41.480 Because apparently that's like technically the lowest you can get on this map 00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:48.680 And I hadn't been done before or whatever. 00:14:11.420 --> 00:14:16.340 Okay where's the--? I was just about to point that out. 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:23.800 I see that clutchness 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:45.700 YEAH!!!!! 00:14:59.680 --> 00:15:01.400 So good 00:15:01.400 --> 00:15:04.160 Fucking puts me in hype mode every time I watch it. 00:15:04.160 --> 00:15:07.560 But yeah, there you go. That's-- that's some awkward 00:15:07.560 --> 00:15:10.120 and some awesome speedrunning for you guys. 00:15:10.120 --> 00:15:15.120 Let me know in the comments whose side are you on? Team Chibi or team Caveman? 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.280 I think I'm leaning towards Caveman. 00:15:17.280 --> 00:15:19.340 But I think they're both equally autistic. 00:15:19.340 --> 00:15:23.920 Also check out Crowbcat for finding this video and putting it together 00:15:23.920 --> 00:15:29.820 That's all for me for now. Thank you guys so much for watching and as always, sister fister!