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今天我好興奮阿~~~

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因為...

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我們要看...就你跟我...

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我一直以來最愛的stream直播片段

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這東西痛苦到...我有點看不下去(´∀`)

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但這樣你才知道這是極品啊(>∀<)

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stream的要點就是...

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一旦內容播出去了...

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就永遠刪不掉

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(´∀`)

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這是精隨之處

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在stream上直播的時候 我都會超焦慮的...

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會不小心說錯什麼 做錯什麼

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人們也因此抨擊我

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隨便啦 我們來嘲笑其他人的尷尬舉動吧(･∀･)

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(´∀`)

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好喔 所以這是2014快速遊戲夏日馬拉松的直播

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Tomba!2的快速通關

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*遊戲*

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快看看 太神奇了

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別誤會我!我覺得快速通關真的很有趣

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天鵝啊我的相機掉了

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別誤會 我不是來酸快速通關的

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人們在有限時間內做事讓人覺得有趣又印象深刻

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因為 耶穌基督 我開玩笑的

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說說笑嘛 讓我們回到影片吧

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我很確定上面寫的是"自閉症"(它寫"藝術")

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因為製作這個的人都非常別出心裁

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*看起來...蠻好玩的*

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所以我們有...

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Cavemen 有鬍子的那位

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還有...

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*嗝*

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在他旁邊的是Chibi 自己在快速通關時坐到沙發上

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現在想像...

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想像你玩同一款遊戲 一遍又一遍

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再一遍 又一遍 又一遍

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拚命玩

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現在是時候...

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這是你唯一精通的技巧

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也是唯一獲得的才藝

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也是這輩子中唯一的才華

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別誤會 所以想像你做了那些...

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該是發光發熱的時刻了

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是時候展現你的能耐...

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然後這小王八蛋 Chibi

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擅自坐到你旁邊 還搶走你的焦點

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來看吧

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*大家好 我是Caveman DCJ*

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*這遊戲叫Tomba! 2*

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*好的開始喔*

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Chibi:*劇情比大笨貓的還豐富呢...*

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所以Chibi在試著...

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不要讓氣氛冷掉...我也很體諒他在做的事

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第一 Chibi是唯一一個...

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(´∀`)

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我喜歡Chibi是唯一一個腿開開的

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他在這沙發上肯定是焦點

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但Caveman卻不是

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*我通常都是穿寬長褲的*

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*但我今天穿牛仔褲*

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*對阿 你今天沒為這場合打扮喔*

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*我沒有阿*

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*嗯 我也沒有*
*我沒有阿*

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*我推薦在看的人去買一杯咖啡*

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*也許再加一個貝果*

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*老兄 我超愛貝果的*

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*坐下來好好看Tomba配早餐*

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*你們有起司貝果欸*

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*好ㄘ~~*

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*我想也是*

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(´∀`)

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"老兄 我超愛貝果的"

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"操豪ㄘ喔"

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"我想也是"

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我們幾乎才剛開始 Caveman就已經快受不了Chibi了

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我們都有遇過 覺得自己什麼都知道的人

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什麼事情都想講解 也不知道自己在講啥

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Chibi就是這種人喔(･∀･)b

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*這遊戲的角色設計*

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*讓我想到高橋名人之冒險島*

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*好喔...*

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你知道一點社會...ㄜ...

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你兄弟Pewdiepie的小小社會課

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終極...社會主義

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我是指...

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我是說終極社會公民(?)

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如果大部分的談話都是你進行的

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跟你對話的人給你的回應大多是

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"好喔"

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"嗯哼"

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"好吧"

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這大概表示他們對你在說的話不感興趣

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你也應該改問他們問題

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我懂

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我懂啦

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我可精通社交技巧的藝術呢(`ω´)b

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*好喔 我們有來自Iniffy的20塊錢*

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*這是20塊錢 拿去吧 也許會很有用喔*

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天鵝啊

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*我們也有5塊...*

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*笑*

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*不要好了 因為我喜歡迴力鏢*

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*尷尬*

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*迴力鏢成癮症?*

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*成癮?*(更尷尬惹...)

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天啊Chibi你好尷尬喔ಠAಠ

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我兄弟Chibi的脫口秀很優秀喔

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反應又快

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看了你就知

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*所以在這裡有螃蟹了 這是好事嗎*
(crab也指脾氣暴躁的人)

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*是阿...*

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那超幽默的(´∀`)

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好兄弟Chibi!耶~~

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螃蟹是好東西喔(^∀^)

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你看他多開心 為什麼他一直笑阿

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*我沒看過螃蟹能那樣用欸*

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......

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*你以後也看不到了*

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*這一輪遊戲螃蟹的部分結束了*

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*安息吧螃蟹*

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希望你的部分也結束了 Chibi

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我在開玩笑 別認真!!!

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*讚啦~加快褲*

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*他能讓你速度加快*

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*我好想現在拿到一個*

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*笑*

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抱歉Chibi 褲子是複數名詞喔(英文==)

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很多人都知道喔 你智障是不是(`A´)

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它都有兩個褲管了

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*喔對 我還蠻討厭必須要把褲子穿起來的*

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*笑*

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*我是說...*

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(打斷)*好喔 安息吧...安息吧安全蘋果*

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*該走了*

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*我是說 我可以永遠穿長褲*

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*花惹發...*

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔~~~~

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(´∀`)

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Chibi你快離開吧

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沒人要你啦 Chibi!!

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*我們有來自Eoin的20塊...*

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他好開心喔

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任何形式的注意力...

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都聚焦在他身上

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Chibi 願上天保佑你...

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一個...一個寂寞的小孩 知道嗎 家裡的獨生子 就是指Chibi

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你知道是真的 你知道的

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*TomBee松鼠裝成癮者說 如果把他名字念對就再給5塊*

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*希望我沒念錯啊~~*

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*接受挑戰*(Chibi你在幹嘛...)

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我喜歡他在玩那個網路梗之前遲疑了一下

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看他 他就像"我應該這麼厚顏無恥嗎"

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應該來個厚臉皮Chibi嗎 快看 看阿 他豁出去了

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*接受挑戰*

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*街瘦挑脹*

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太棒了

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厲害啊~~

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*他其實不說話的 所以他在任何情況下都不會說那句話*

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天啊==
*哼哼哼*

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*你可以想像他會啦*

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乾這超痛苦的(´A` )

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*我有加快褲*==

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*你等一下還有渦輪褲穿*

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這就是你該惦惦的時候了

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(´∀`)

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他們進行了一段良好對話 互相回嘴呢

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互相溝通 但他還是得繼續

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*你現在讓我更興奮了*

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*我不覺得你準備好了*

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*我也是*

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別再講了 見好就收阿Chibi  別再說了阿

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*我需要一點時間讓身體準備好*(?)

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你真他X...王八蛋 該死的

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*千萬不要懷疑武器間的威力*

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*好喔*

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"好喔"XD

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*喔 今天也是某人的生日欸*

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*可能性有多大?*

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*噗...是吧*

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喔那天是Chibi的生日欸 我沒注意到

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也許那是Caveman沒對他那麼壞的原因 是不是

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是Chibi的生日...喔天啊...這讓影片變得更讚了

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嘿啦

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*自從超級瑪利歐兄弟U出了之後就沒看過了*(竿子)

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*好笑話*

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天鵝啊ಠAಠ

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你在聽到好笑話時不笑

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反而還用死死的語調說...

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"好笑話"ಠ_ಠ

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你才知道這笑話有"多"幽默

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在這個情況下...

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他們玩多久了

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十八分鐘 也沒有很久

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他們少說也要玩一個半小時

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但Caveman已經無法忍受了

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他...他(´∀`)

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尷尬氣氛太超過了

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他需要停下來 他必須做點什麼

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*好笑話*

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Chibi的言行舉止都沒問題

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所以Caveman也不能叫他閉嘴

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*所以這證實 聖誕老公公的得意左右手是一隻松鼠*

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*如果你能安靜一下就太好了*

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*但你是對的*

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喔喔喔喔~~~Chibi!!!

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Chibi阿~~~(･∀･)

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*大笑*

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*吸*

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不...(´∀`)
(微笑及樂觀:一掃而空)

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*pewds你還好嗎*

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天鵝啊~~

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喔...

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上天保佑 這是我最愛的一段

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真的很壞 但又很有理

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我先表明 我不偏袒其中一方

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但我有一點站在Caveman那一邊

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因為如果他不請自來 那就真的很煩

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我同時也有點同情Chibi

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我也覺得他們兩個都...

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多少有做錯的地方啦 某種方面來看

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所以幾乎在...

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30分鐘後 比30分鐘在少一點過後...

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我想他安靜了大概30分鐘

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就一直坐在那兒...悶悶不樂

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那天是他生日欸!他卻不開心

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太糟糕了 他沉進沙發裡面

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*來自TwoStrains的...*

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*念網友留言*
"我想多聽穿綠色運動衫的說話 讓他講話吧"

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(`∀´)

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我喜歡Caveman就這樣直接允許他說話

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*嗨*

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天啊太尷尬了 我受不了

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*鬍子酷喔*

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*謝謝*

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*你拿到所有豬袋子了 這代表你現在要一次打全部魔王嗎*

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*對 闖魔王關的模式*

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為什麼有個路人女孩拿著紙冒出來?天啊

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*來自DieSOayd的5塊錢*

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*念網友留言*
"享受通關 如果綠外套傢伙跳十下開合跳我就再斗10塊"

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綠外套傢伙阿~~~

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你就跳吧~~喔他超開心的

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我就跟你說他得到注意就會超開心

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*差不多到這地方就不能回頭了 你會先看到...*

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那才不是開合跳*笑*

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(´∀`)

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喔 這讓我有點興奮了

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喔老天啊...

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*幹的好 老兄...我不知道啦*
喔老天啊...

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"幹的好 老兄...我不知道啦"

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你們在沙發上相處了一小時 真的配合得很好呢 非常好

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*謝了各位 你們消耗了我一個禮拜的的運動量*

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*Tomba!2的背景音樂跟尷尬氣氛相襯的剛剛好*

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嘟嘟嘟~~天啊我要變Chibi了

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*謝謝你的電玩遊戲邪惡豬清單*

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*像是什麼?*

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*嗯...大金剛賽車*

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*薩爾達傳說*

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*地球冒險*

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*謝謝你的電玩遊戲邪惡豬清單*

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*不客氣*

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我是指你問啦 他自己問的欸

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他問的!!...好吧我只是

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我試著要處理這個

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你站在誰那邊 Chibi隊還是Caveman隊?

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這已經是幾年前的事了 也沒人鳥它啦

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這是Caveman的回覆

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*我在玩完那場Tomba!2之後有沒有生氣?*

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*簡短回答是:沒有 完整回覆是:媽的好險沒有*

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*...我才知道他叫做Chibi*

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他還在玩Tomba喔

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他怎麼還繼續玩Tomba??

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*...我才知道他叫做Chibi*

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*對男人來說真是個好名字*

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(´∀`)

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對男人來說的確是個好名字

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*我叫他安靜是因為他太王八 我也沒邀他坐過來*

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*他就這樣不請自來*

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*把肩膀伸到我這邊 讓我的手肘動不了 還一直不...*

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對 因為老天禁止你的手肘被碰到 那只會讓場面更尷尬

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*...閉嘴 有人看到他做的開合跳嗎?*

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有阿(´∀`)

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*天鵝啊 至少做幾個標準的開合跳嘛*

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那就是Chibi最主要的錯誤

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他沒有做...

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標準的開合跳

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這讓我每次都很生氣...

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都一直抖...每次都沒人跳標準開合跳 痾!

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如果你對Chibi沒有任何同情心 這裡有...

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一個10分鐘的影片 他媽媽打斷他紙片瑪利歐的快速通關

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*去散個步嘛*

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*我才不管 好嗎?*

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*我們聊過了 不能再整晚用這些東西*

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*但我沒有整晚都在用啊...*

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*我才不管是不是周末 這沒差 世界不是繞著你在轉*

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*不 它並不是*

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他應該跟他媽說的是...

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"抱歉齁 我玩的比你們這些平凡人快一 點喔"

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"媽 你需要離開 走開啦"

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"我正在過我自己的人生"

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我們來完結這個 你們才不會覺得我在酸這些人

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雖然我全部都在酸

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這片段是我最愛的快速通關

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這對我來說

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很有趣 因為看了會超興奮

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反正看就對了(´･ω･`)

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*一個MR-RL時刻*

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*我和Marc Rutzou(第一個破那一關最快記錄的人)*

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*我和他X的Marc Rutzou*

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*沒錯啦*

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*我直接跳過1:13*

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*我他X簡直傳奇*

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*我從來沒破到1:13*

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*以後也他X沒機會了*

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*直接破到1:12啦 寶貝*

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*到我進棺材那一天*

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很明顯他破到了1:12

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*讚啦*
很明顯他破到了1:12

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很明顯他破到了1:12

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*我在一個超幸運的時機結束這一關*

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在這地圖裡
*我在一個超幸運的時機結束這一關*

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*我在一個超幸運的時機結束這一關*

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*混蛋們!!!*

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*我還拔掉了手榴彈的插銷*

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*這樣才對嘛!!*
這個講解也超神奇

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這個講解也超神奇

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*就是這個*

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因為那很明顯是這地圖能破的最低秒數

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*對就是這局了*
因為那很明顯是這地圖能破的最低秒數

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因為那很明顯是這地圖能破的最低秒數

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*我超快的*
因為那很明顯是這地圖能破的最低秒數

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*這局 一定會破1:12*

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*這裡...對啦!!!*

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*就這局了啦!!!*
這好像沒人破過(他是第二個)

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這好像沒人破過(他是第二個)

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*我一定要找到這個的完整影片 還要拿到它*

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*老兄 好快喔!*

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*操他X快*

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*看好 在我拿到手榴彈的時候再看*

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(抱歉)

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(´∀`)

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好喔那個...

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*快看 看到我走多快了嗎*

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我正要說吶

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*直接給他爆頭啦!!!爽!!!*

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*破了1:12啦 寶貝*

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*對啦!!!看到那一發了嗎*

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我有看到喔
*我真的射爆他*

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*快看我這招閃避*

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*我就像是"耶 寶貝!"*

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*我們來吧*

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*我等...

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*在他開槍的同時 偷襲的同時*

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*雙倍~*

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*身體盔甲*(?)

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*兩個快的 我就知道我走的路正確*

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*快看我的步伐*

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*50~~*

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*49~~*

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*47啦寶貝!!!*

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耶~~~~~~

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*沒有綽啦~~~*
耶~~~~~~

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*就是這樣!*

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*拜託再看一遍支持*

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*我也在等 因為我當時說"天啊可能是1:12"*

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*它就是啦!!!*

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*沒有綽啦 寶貝*

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*耶!!!*

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喔~~~

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太讚了

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讓我每一次看都很興奮

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沒錯 以上就是一些尷尬和超棒的快速通關

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在底下留言讓我知道 你是Chibi隊還是Caveman隊的

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我覺得我立場比較偏向Caveman

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但我覺得他們都一樣自閉

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還有 看一下Crowbcat的頻道 是他找到影片又編起來的

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以上就是我要說的

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非常感謝大家的觀看

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跟平常一樣 姊妹拳拳喔(´∀`)