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Scared you, oh boy! that's just the beginning

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Welcome to FNAF 6. That's right.

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This is actually a pre-alpha Dark Souls 4, everyone. Our last time I didn't get scared at all.

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It's almost like the game isn't scary, but everyone in the comment was like; "Oh, you don't play the dark

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That's why he wasn't scary" Oh okay, alright.

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I'll turn off the light that's fine okay, and I'm not doing it because I like to eat shit

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I'm doing it because it's so goddamn hot, okay? This light,

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I cannot record for more than 40 fucking minutes until I can't fucking breathe

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Because I can't install an AC in this goddamn office

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Multi-millionaire goddamn can't even get an AC installed I got the guy come here. He's like

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Why don't you just get a fan? alright  well

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I got a fan, okay?

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But I still can't fucking breathe

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Because of the goddamn light let's play a level two of this one the living room looks a little hard

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Okay, sure sure it's a little hard sure buddy.

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(Game : Uh, hello? Someone there?...) I'm here (...if anyone can her me, please respond immediately!) Ma-namm-aJEFF. Oh cool,

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Okay, so I got to defend myself in here this time

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That's cool. Maybe I should listen to the instructions actually. umm alright. So what do we got? we got a couple options, right?

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I should probably just restart because I need to actually know how to play the game to beat it. Let the games begin.

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It's paused so I don't know how to unpause it... how do I unpause this, huh?

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Okay, there. We go alright, so

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So this is their feed, okay?

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so

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What I'm looking at here,

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oh! That's really cool. I'm seeing through their eyes. There's a little nose and everything. This is just foxy and Freddy here?

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oh that's easy alright, so

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Foxy is Gonna make our okay, okay, okay, and then Freddie's gonna be like a flame. He'll give me

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there

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Alright alright. It's not the sound of like over here hello? Hello?

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We're fine. We're fine everybody all right. That's good, so

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Are they just walking circles in my house, or shouldn't I hear them?

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I'm very confused

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They're in there, okay. That's the door isn't it

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They both arrived to a door right now at the same time. I think they are my side doors.

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o shit

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Okay, well what? each animatronic always go through a specific door. try and identify and remember where they come from

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but they came both at the same goddamn fucking time. Where do you hide? There's nowhere to hide?

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Where do I hide in the fireplace? do I kill myself? like what fam?

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Why would I pause the footage I?

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Get it. I pause them not the footage but why?

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Interesting really interesting gameplay. It's a fucking rhythm game. I swear to God this is like a rhythm game like it's like

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Okay, so he's about into that door

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So let's pause a lot here so that Foxy that can get a head start

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Okay, so now he's in there. We're gonna hide here. I don't know

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Okay, that that didn't really work at all okay, so let's let foxy come first

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And I'm guessing like bonnie or some shits going to come through the main door

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We need to offset their sink or whatever

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What are you doing, okay?

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okay, the

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Okay, the fox is about to come where do we hide then let's just see if we can just hide here see if that works

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I don't fuck it now. I don't fucking that what am I supposed to tell you mate? I don't fucking know

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Hey, fam. How you doing, buddy? Don't don't kill me

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How you doing, buddy?

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You're looking good. All right. See you later. It worked. Okay cool. So we have Freddy now I

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Don't know what happens to foster to be honest. He's about to walk in the door

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Well, just we'll just be chillin here by the God damn fucking light

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Listen I would just take the bookshelf hide behind the bookshelf. Hey, buddy. I'm right here right here. Love your eyes hello

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Hello. I'm nice wow incredible

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You just check out a tank on the horse with a rocket life incredible

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Alright now one

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Hour back at foxy fam. They're both sort of reset, okay. We'll pause foxy. Oh

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That sound by the way

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God, I have to look at other stuff ah

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That's not good is it ah?

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Fuck. I'm sure it's fine

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I'm sure it's fine. Let's have one two three four

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five

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Okay, and I'm sure that was up alright. Are you going to are you going to fuck me or what's happening here?

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I don't get it

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Where do you hide if it comes through there, okay? Oh, God go go go?

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Hey, fam. How you doing looking? Good man looking good as always me alright. Get the fuck out. Oh

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God I

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Was like should I just hide or go fuck. I don't know about this one. This is not scary

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I mean the game is kind of comfortable. You're just sitting on a couch

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It's pretty nice man not every day you get through the privilege of that man alright fox 2 coming through soon

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All right, he's coming through now

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It's interesting though. It is kind of cool. All right. Let's look at Freddy. How is he doing?

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My man Freddy the fingering fucker

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Alright, so he's coming now. I'm just gonna be like Fam. I'm chilling

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relaxing Maxon, oh

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cool, hello, oh chick

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If the weird that I just want Chica to come in and fuck me. That's all I want

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You know met the fox is at it again back getting it again

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So we here Mr. Fam here. Go through here, and he's like ''ha fuck you''

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I'm fuckin but I don't know what to do when he comes

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I really don't know maybe you need to stand by one of the doors

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Okay, so it seems we need to pause from young man

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Just cool it for a minute fam. I

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Fox's coming through

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We'll go here

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This is great having a great having a great time

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Freddie should be coming by soon. Oh

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God. He's really close. I don't know how close until he actually comes out

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But I'm guessing I have to hide by the bookshelf. This is a little awkward. I think it's gonna come through any second fuck

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Fuck I fucked up

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You're gonna have to leave really quick because I have other guests coming soon, okay?

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Cool okay, so I think this guy's right, yeah, okay so we'll go here now. Isn't that right? ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

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Oh, wow. I sure hope no one comes in here. How fucking close do you need to get? Oh my lord...

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That guy wants to suck my d... balls

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Hey welcome to the Fam

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Squad Fam all right. He doesn't want to be part of a squad fam

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I'm gonna have to look at foxy right now cuz I  I Nants ingonyama!

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Ha ha ha okay. I may have fucked up the timing just a tiny little bit. It's hard

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There's so many of them fuck man alright actually let's pause Freddy as much as possible

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Okay

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Just as much as we can

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Okay, now we have to go though

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Overweight Youtuber whose uh stuck in him nate who's read too much fanfiction and here I am

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Sound, scene, deliver. Let's have a look at my man Freddy fam

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Now let's pause foxy as much as possible

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Okay, that's not gonna... and a one two a three four five six seven eight nine ten okay I'm going I'm going I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry! *lububububu*

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Oh we're fine. Oh SHIT dog

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It's a really cool idea this one, but it doesn't really have the horror effect

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I'm gonna have to pause him as much one two. Oh, God that does not sound good how close are we lookin here?

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Okay, not too bad we'll, we'll pause him some more

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How is Freddy doing, Freddy's at the corner; that's not good.

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Ah fuck I completely missed the timing on this one, listen fam shut up like I don't have time.

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Ah geez okay, he's gonna, just let me just check on him

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Okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Aigh't fam. You're welcome.

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Oh god, he just went closer didn't he?

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I need you to leave right away cuz like I have business to attend. Thank you fam. Now. I do believe oh, God

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hahaha

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I'm not good at these games. Okay? I'm really not. Come on!

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Come on. I can do this

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I know I can I'm the best horror gamer on YouTube as everyone knows just look how scared

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I am don't you feel the fear that I'm feeling because wow

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Just wow

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Ah we're fine, we're fine oh God we gotta go we gotta go fucking go man

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Hey, you want to you wanna $5 sucky man? Come on man.

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Okay, let's look here. It's all clear math Fam

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Easy this is easy

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I never played a game so easy in my goddamn life easy peasy titty squeezy as I always say it's my catchphrase

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Everyone knows me about it

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Hey, Freddie. You wanna fuck? You wanna Fuck and a suck? Come on Freddie come on boy

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Right here my ass. Look at it

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Alright, how you doing fam? How we doing here fam? All right you stay, you, we'll steer away for a while

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Yeah, okay. I don't want to get fucked by you man all right fuck see I'm gonna let you cock see mine

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Come on. Fuck. It's moving closer. Isn't he

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Woah woah I got fucked, where did you come from, oh CHICAFUCKAMIKA, CHICAFUCKAMIKA, CHICAFUCKAMAAH,  CHICAFUCKAMIKA

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Fuck this fucking piece of fucking shit fuck you fuck everyone I'm so fucking done

