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*screams* Scared you, Oh boy! That's just the beginning!

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Welcome to FNAF 6. That's right.

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This is actually a pre-alpha of Dark Souls 4, everyone. Uh, last time I didn't get scared at all.

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It's almost like the game isn't scary, but everyone in the comment was like. Oh, you don't play in the dark

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That's why it wasn't scary, oh okay, all right

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I'll turn off the light that's fine okay, and I'm not doing it because I like to eat shit

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I'm doing it because it's so goddamn hot okay. This light...

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I cannot record for more than 40 fucking minutes until I can't fucking breathe

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Because I can't install an AC in this goddamn office

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Multi-millionaire goddamnit can't even get an A/C installed I got the guy come here. He's like

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Why don't you just get a fan all right? Well?

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I got a fan, okay

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But I still can't fucking breathe

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Because of the goddamn light let's play a level two of this one the living room looks a little hard

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Okay, sure. Sure it's a little hard. Sure, buddy. Oh

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"Is someone there?" I'm here. "If anyone can hear me, please respond immediately." ma nama jeff!!!

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Ohh cool
Okay, so I got to defend myself in here this time

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That's cool. Maybe I should listen to the instructions, actually. Alright so what do we got? We got a couple options, right?

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I should probably just restart because I need to actually know how to play the game to beat it. Let the games begin!

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Alright, It's paused. So I don't know how to unpause it. It doesn't... how do I unpause this, huh?

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Okay, there we go. Alright, so...

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So this is their feed, okay.

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soooooo, uhhh

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What I'm looking at here, oh

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That's really cool. I'm seeing through their eyes, their little nose and everything. So this is Foxy and Freddy here?

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Oh, that's easy. Alright, so

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Foxy is Gonna make r- okay, okay, okay. Then Freddie's gonna be like "Oh fam. Hell ya man"

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there

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Alright alright. It's not the sound of like over here... Hello? Hello?

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We're fine. We're fine everybody all right. That's good, so

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Are they just walking circles in my house, or shouldn't I hear them?

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I'm very confused

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They're in there, okay. That's the door isn't it

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They both arrived to a door right now at the same time. I think they are my side doors.

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Oh shit [JUMPSCARE]

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Okay, well what?

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Each animatronic always go through a specific to work try and identify and remember where they come from?

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But they came both at the same goddamn fucking time. Where do you hide? There's nowhere to hide.

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Where do I hide in the fireplace? Do I kill myself like what, fam?

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Why would I pause the footage?

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*gasp*

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I get it. I pause them not the footage, but why?

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Interesting. Really interesting gameplay

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It's a fucking rhythm game. I swear to God, this is like a rhythm game, like, it's like-

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Okay, so he's about to enter that door

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So let's pause a lot here so that Foxy that can get a head start

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Okay, so now he's in there. We're gonna hide here. I don't know

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[JUMPSCARE]

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Okay, that that didn't really work at all [laugh] okay, so let's let foxy come first

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And I'm guessing like bonnie or some shits going to come through the main door

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We need to offset their sync or whatever

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What is he doing..? Okay

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Okay

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[RAPID CLICKING SOUND]

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Okay, the fox is about to come where do we hide then let's just see if we can just hide here see if that works

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I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know, what am I supposed to tell you mate? I don't fucking know

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Hey, fam. How you doing, buddy? Don't... don't kill me

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How you doing, buddy?

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You're looking good. All right. See you later. It worked. Okay cool. So we have Freddy now.

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Don't know what happens to foxy to be honest. He's about to walk in the door

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Well, just we'll just be chillin here by the God damn fucking light

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Listen I would just take the bookshelf hide behind the bookshelf. Hey, buddy. I'm right here right here. Love your hat hello

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Hello. I'm nice wow incredible

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You just check out a tank on the horse with a rocket life incredible

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Alright, now what?

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Alright were back at foxy fam. They're both sort of reset, okay. We'll pause foxy. Oh

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What was that sound by the way?

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Ah God, I have to look at other stuff.

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Ah, that's not good is it?

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Ah Fuck. I'm sure it's fine

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I'm sure it's fine. Let's er one, two, three, four,

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five.

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Okay, and I'm sure that was up alright. Are you going to are you going to fuck me or what's happening here?

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I don't get it

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Where do you hide if it comes through there, okay? Oh, God go fu- go go...

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Hey, fam. How you doing? Looking good man, looking good as always man. Alright, get the fuck out.

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Ahhh?

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Oh god!

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[JUMPSCARE!]

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I was like should I just hide or go. Fuck, I don't know about this one. This is not scary

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I mean the game is kind of comfortable. You're just sitting on a couch

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It's pretty nice man; not every day you get to do the privilege of that, man.

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Alright is Foxy coming through soon?

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All right, he's coming through now

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It's interesting though. It is kind of cool. All right. Let's look at Freddy. How is he doing?

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My man Freddy the fingering fucker

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Alright, so he's coming now. I'm just gonna be like "Fam. I'm chilling..."

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"relaxing, maxing, all cool"

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relaxing Maxon, oh

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Hello? oh shit!

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Hello?!? Oh, shit

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(Freddy: Where are you go? ;) i want hug you!)

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[BURP] (Freddy: Ewww)

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If the weird that I just want Chica to come in and fuck me. That's all I want

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Is this weird that I just want Chica to come in and fuck me. That's all I want you know.

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Mr. foxy is at it again, back at it again

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So we here Mr. Fam here. Go through here, and he's like "ahh, fuck you"

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I'm fuckin but I don't know what to do when he comes

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I really don't know maybe you need to stand by one of the doors

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Okay, so it seems we need to pause, my man.

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Just cool it for a minute fam.

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Fox's coming through

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We'll go here

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This is great, having a great, having a great time

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Freddie should be coming by soon.

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Oh God. He's really close. I don't know how close until he actually comes out

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But I'm guessing I have to hide by the bookshelf. This is a little awkward. I think it's gonna come through any second fuck

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Fuck I fucked up

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You're gonna have to leave really quick because I have other guests coming soon, okay?

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Cool okay, so I think this guy's right. Yeah, okay, so we'll go here now. Isn't that right? I said that's right

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Oh, wow. I sure hope no one comes in here. How fucking close do you need to get?. Oh my lord

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That guy wants to suck my balls

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Hey welcome to the Fam

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Squad Fam all right. He doesn't want to be part of a squad fam.

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I'm gonna have to look at foxy right now cuz ah "AH ZABENYA"

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Ha ha ha okay. I may have fucked up the timing just a tiny little bit. It's hard

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There's so many of them fuck man alright actually let's pause Freddy as much as possible

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Okay

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Just as much as we can

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Okay, now we have to go though

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She's really slow at getting up the couch. I'm thinking I'm an extremely

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Overweight Youtuber who's stuck in a maze with some; read too much FNAF fanfiction and here I am.

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Here I am baby

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Sound, seen, deliver -  let's have a look at my man, Freddy fam.

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Now let's pause foxy as much as possible

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Okay, it's like an and one two a three four five six seven eight nine ten!

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Okay! I'm going, I'm going, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Blah blah, [incomprehensible noises]

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Oh, we're fine, oh shit dog

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It's a really cool idea this one, but it doesn't really have the horror effect

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I'm gonna have to pause him as much one two. Oh, God that does not sound good. How close are we looking here?

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Okay, not too bad. We'll pause him some more.

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Was Freddy doing spread it at the corner. That's not good

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Ah, fuck I er, I completely missed the timing on this one. Listen fam, shut up like I don't have time

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Geez okay, he's gonna let me just check on him

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Okay, we're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Alright fam. You're welcome.

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Oh god it, he just went closer didn't he.

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Alright, I need you to leave right away cuz like I have business to attend. Thank you fam. Now. I do believe oh, God

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hahaha

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I'm not good at these games. Okay? I'm really not come on

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Come on. I can do this

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I know I can I'm the best horror gamer on YouTube as everyone knows just look how scared

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I am don't you feel the fear that I'm feeling because wow

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just wow.

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Ah, we're fine, we're fine, oh God we gotta go we gotta fucking go, man.

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Hey, you wanna s-, you wanna  $5 sucky man, come on man.

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Okay, let's look here. It's all clear math Fam

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Easy this is easy

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I never played a game so easy in my goddamn life easy peasy titty squeezy as I always say it's my catchphrase

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Everyone knows me about it

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Hey, Freddie, you wanna fuck-a? You wanna fuck-a in a sock-a? Come on Freddie, come on boy.

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Right here my ass. Look at it

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Very nice, I know

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How you doing fam? How we doing here fam? All right you you say well, you will stay away from for a while

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Yeah, okay. I don't want to get fucked by you, man. all right Foxy, I'm gunna let you Cock-sy my...

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Come on. Ah Fuck. It's moving closer. Isn't he?

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Woah! Oh, I got fucked! Where did you come from? OH! CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA CHICAFUCKINGMACIA

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(Pewd Rages)

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Fuck this fucking piece of fucking shit fuck you fuck everyone and so fucking done