WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:01.860 Welcome to LWIAY! 00:00:01.860 --> 00:00:04.640 LWIAY- Ah, oh what is this? 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:06.580 Oh my god! 00:00:06.580 --> 00:00:08.580 [🎵🎵 Sponsor Jingle 🎵🎵] 00:00:08.580 --> 00:00:09.220 [🎵] Oh! 00:00:09.860 --> 00:00:10.880 Oh! [🎵] 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:15.620 80 million club merch jacket! [🎵] 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:17.840 Oaawh (?) [🎵] 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:20.180 I like dat. [🎵] 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:21.060 MMMMM [🎵] 00:00:21.840 --> 00:00:22.480 MMMMMMMMMM [🎵] 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:24.740 That's what I'm talking about! [🎵] 00:00:24.880 --> 00:00:27.960 Eighty Million Subscribers Gawddamnit! 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:31.900 I bet you L-Series doesn't have 80-mill subscribers! [🎵] 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:33.580 [Wow sound effect + 🎵] 00:00:33.840 --> 00:00:37.640 Well I bet L-series doesn't have an 80 million subscriber- 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:39.440 merch jacket! 00:00:39.440 --> 00:00:41.240 [WOW] That's right everybody! [🎵] 00:00:41.260 --> 00:00:41.760 [Swede Shakes?] 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:44.540 Only if you have eighty million subscribers you get to wear this. 00:00:44.800 --> 00:00:46.220 ..or if you buy it [🎵 c; ] 00:00:46.380 --> 00:00:47.900 Link in the description! [🎵] 00:00:48.040 --> 00:00:50.840 Also this video is sponsored by G-Fuel! 00:00:51.040 --> 00:00:52.080 [WOW! + 🎵] 00:00:52.480 --> 00:01:00.600 [🎵 LWIAY THEME SONG] 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:02.560 👏 This 👏 Changes 👏 Everything 👏! 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:05.380 Sixty thousand upvotes. GawdDamn! 00:01:05.520 --> 00:01:08.800 The Subreddit is now at 1.1 Jesus Christ! 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:13.480 When Felix realizes that PewNews has more viewers than Vöx.. 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:17.560 which makes PewNews a mainstream meeDIAAAH 00:01:17.620 --> 00:01:19.740 [Big Brain noises] AAAH 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:21.080 I mean, I already knew this. 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:23.760 This is why they're so gawddamn salty. 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:26.840 And may I say, Pewnews is the most respected... 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:29.620 news source out there. AND I can actually say that.. 00:01:29.620 --> 00:01:32.400 because that's my opinion WHICH I'm allowed to have! 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:33.800 Oh God it's my parents. 00:01:34.240 --> 00:01:42.080 (He reads the meme... I'm being a lazy caption-er) 00:01:42.300 --> 00:01:43.900 Well you can FORGET ABOUT IT. 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:45.300 Next👏Meme👏 00:01:45.300 --> 00:01:46.320 "We're Sinking Bois" 00:01:46.320 --> 00:01:48.760 Oh God. This is gonna be a sad episode isn't it? 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:49.620 [Clip is playing SAD Bish Lasagna] 00:01:49.820 --> 00:01:51.560 A sad episode of LWIAY.. 00:01:51.560 --> 00:01:53.340 Oh god it is sad. :c 00:01:53.440 --> 00:01:54.740 [Mr. Beast playing SAD B.Lasagna] 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:55.300 Is that..? 00:01:56.600 --> 00:02:01.340 [Laughing] is that a sad version of B. Lasagna? 00:02:01.900 --> 00:02:06.080 NooOOh! Ah, it's over. We're so close.. 00:02:06.300 --> 00:02:07.960 Guys Please! 00:02:08.380 --> 00:02:09.520 (Not sure what he says here... uhm... :C ) 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:10.820 [Laughs off-screen] 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.560 Oooh it's almost over! 00:02:14.980 --> 00:02:17.800 [Felix Weeping/Groaning] 00:02:18.540 --> 00:02:20.140 Alexa this is so sad.. 00:02:20.220 --> 00:02:21.940 It is so sad! 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:25.700 Ya know... 00:02:26.220 --> 00:02:30.400 I pretty much will take the help from anyone at this pöint. 00:02:30.560 --> 00:02:33.060 I mean, I got le help from Logan Paul. 00:02:33.220 --> 00:02:35.640 I think it's safe to say that I'm pretty desperate. 00:02:35.740 --> 00:02:39.040 And I wanna be fully clear - I have no other plans, okay!? 00:02:39.040 --> 00:02:42.660 I'm all outta trap cards at this point - I got NOTHING. 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:46.020 T-Series is around the corner and I got nothing! 00:02:47.260 --> 00:02:49.260 [ECHO] DO SÖMETHING!!!! 00:02:49.720 --> 00:02:52.480 You already did something? Well I DON'T KNOW THEN! 00:02:53.180 --> 00:02:55.560 We have to get to [swede mode] hundred million 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.320 so I can sell the hundred million merch! 00:02:58.600 --> 00:03:00.040 C'mon what're you doing?! 00:03:00.220 --> 00:03:02.920 (reads top half of meme) 00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:04.060 That's something! 00:03:04.140 --> 00:03:08.260 (Reads bottom of meme) 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:10.040 [It's Real Big Brain Hours] (Finishes reading meme) 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:12.240 You know it's a joke, but it's fully.. (?) 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:14.740 It's a great idea! Youtube-wise, ya know? 00:03:14.880 --> 00:03:16.320 Today history has been made! 00:03:16.320 --> 00:03:18.500 A hundred thousand! Daym. 00:03:18.660 --> 00:03:20.240 Okay that's pretty cool. 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:21.700 I guess I have to make another song. 00:03:21.780 --> 00:03:25.080 A million, and it's already at 1.1. Goddaym! 00:03:25.080 --> 00:03:26.020 This subreddit mån 00:03:26.040 --> 00:03:28.500 I'm so glad I picked such a 'great' name for it.. 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:31.640 Pewdiepie Submission... What a great name! 00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:34.020 [Deep Gamer accent] So guys, we did it. 00:03:34.160 --> 00:03:36.700 We beat! YouTube! Gaming! 00:03:36.700 --> 00:03:38.680 That's right, I'M the NUMBER ONE GAMER! 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:40.680 I am the .... 00:03:40.780 --> 00:03:42.840 the biggest gamer in the whole world. 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:45.580 Now pewdiepie is the supreme gamer. 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:49.500 All hail Supreme Gamer Pewdiepie Felix Kjellberg 00:03:49.640 --> 00:03:56.120 (Reads Fanart Meme) making it to- 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:59.140 No! Stop it BRAD! STOP IT! 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:03.580 (Reads meme) 00:04:03.580 --> 00:04:04.580 Well it's smelling me. 00:04:04.580 --> 00:04:07.580 I sure as heck ain't sure if it smells on you. (?) 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:08.080 Okay? 00:04:08.280 --> 00:04:11.220 Once L-Series takes over and they send all of us.. 00:04:11.220 --> 00:04:14.220 to Gulag, don't come complaining to me going like.. 00:04:14.220 --> 00:04:17.660 "Oh! I wish I said subscribe to Pewdiepie! - 00:04:17.660 --> 00:04:20.420 Now I am a slave and have to do all this stuff I don't like." 00:04:20.520 --> 00:04:23.240 Don't do that! Don't pull that SHH on me afterwards. 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:24.980 "Oh I'm sorry Pewdiepie" 00:04:24.980 --> 00:04:27.340 "Oh I'm sorry I never said subscribe to PewDiePie." 00:04:27.580 --> 00:04:29.720 Alright. It's 👏now or 👏never. 00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:30.560 Do your part! 00:04:30.660 --> 00:04:32.660 I've seen this! [Laughing] 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.900 Gawd Dyam! Level 50 mafia boss! 00:04:36.900 --> 00:04:39.980 I like how you draw hair on my leg, I really appreciate that. Thank you. 00:04:40.060 --> 00:04:41.280 Very Nice. 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:44.820 I cannot confirm if imZukich is a [REDACTED] or not, 00:04:44.820 --> 00:04:47.880 but, uh .. it's a very nice fanart to say the least. 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:50.740 "Who are your favorite animators on Youtube?" 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:54.260 [Reading reply] "Hard to say, your algorithm destroyed most of them." 00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:55.000 Ooof. 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:58.940 ''What? didn't you see all the animators in YT Rewind?'' 00:04:58.940 --> 00:05:02.060 ''They're all in YT Rewind! Hey look guys! There's animators!!'' 00:05:02.700 --> 00:05:06.100 Just a normal day in the Sub. Pewdiepie is currently- 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:08.100 Oh God. The end IS near. 00:05:08.200 --> 00:05:11.700 The end is near. AH Goddaymit!! 00:05:11.780 --> 00:05:13.320 Uuh..Okay guys. 00:05:13.460 --> 00:05:15.680 [Motivational_pewds.wav] You guys are talking like it's already over! 00:05:15.780 --> 00:05:17.360 It's not over yet! 00:05:17.760 --> 00:05:20.920 We're far from over. We have a lot of fighting power left! 00:05:21.080 --> 00:05:34.100 {Requesting help from fellow Caption-eers. Don't trust Brad} 00:05:35.060 --> 00:05:38.800 [Silence] 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:41.920 Bald brad and redhead pewds. 00:05:42.140 --> 00:05:44.140 Nice, that's a nice shirt though. 00:05:44.300 --> 00:05:53.720 (reads meme) 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:58.000 Well drinking yourself as G-Fuel, that's way different. 00:05:58.140 --> 00:06:00.140 Don't make me laugh. Ah! 00:06:00.420 --> 00:06:04.540 (reads height meme) 00:06:04.740 --> 00:06:06.740 [Big ol laughter] 00:06:06.740 --> 00:06:07.560 Seems accurate! 00:06:08.020 --> 00:06:09.780 because everyone is saying that... 00:06:09.940 --> 00:06:12.520 ..me and mark is the same height which is just ridiculous 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:14.740 One seventy-nine! That's ridiculous! 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:17.220 How tall is pewdiepie... 00:06:17.340 --> 00:06:19.640 I'm one eighty! I'm WAY taller! 00:06:19.660 --> 00:06:21.380 This makes no sense.. 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:23.640 How tall is Jacksepticeye... 00:06:24.580 --> 00:06:26.980 Ya right! YA RIGHT!! 00:06:27.640 --> 00:06:29.460 Who's making this up?! 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:33.320 How tall.. tall is uh.. brad? 00:06:35.100 --> 00:06:36.360 Awh, what the heck?! 00:06:36.420 --> 00:06:39.320 BRAD! Well, Brad is actually taller than me.. 00:06:39.340 --> 00:06:39.920 so now I'm confused. 00:06:40.640 --> 00:06:44.080 Meme 👏 Review 👏 .. Yeah it's coming, definatly. 00:06:44.380 --> 00:06:47.060 (reads title) WHAT that's sick! 00:06:47.200 --> 00:06:48.380 That's really dope. 00:06:48.380 --> 00:06:50.380 [Laughs] What, is this real? 00:06:50.560 --> 00:07:04.120 (reads tweets) 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.920 (continues to read tweets)*Automatically* 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:10.540 (still reading tweet) 00:07:10.620 --> 00:07:13.440 "Uses a bunch of signals" What the heck? 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:19.480 (reads the final tweet) 00:07:19.920 --> 00:07:22.000 [Laugh.jpeg] [echo.wav] 00:07:22.800 --> 00:07:24.940 Why am I laughing? It's just sad [Laughs anyways] 00:07:25.100 --> 00:07:28.980 Ay, wow, okay so.. [reading title] "Me (left) PDP (Right)..." 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.440 Thank you for clarifying that. I had no idea 00:07:32.440 --> 00:07:34.740 I was like Whoa, "which one is it?" 00:07:34.940 --> 00:07:43.840 (keeps reading title) 00:07:44.020 --> 00:07:48.320 Well, you did get, AN EPIC BROFIST [WOW.wav] 00:07:48.420 --> 00:07:50.840 How tall were you back then? 00:07:50.840 --> 00:07:52.300 What is this? Everyone's tryin to figure out my height? 00:07:52.400 --> 00:07:54.200 There's no way Felix is 5'11 00:07:54.200 --> 00:07:55.720 DUDE you doN'T KNOW THAT. D:< 00:07:55.820 --> 00:07:59.020 (reads meme) 00:07:59.140 --> 00:08:01.140 Ya should I be concerned? 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:02.660 What is wrong with you guys? 00:08:02.660 --> 00:08:04.620 Do you not have any more interesting hobbies? 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:07.580 [Laughs] Okay, that's good. I'll save that for later. 00:08:07.700 --> 00:08:09.780 That goes to my cringe compilation! 00:08:10.180 --> 00:08:14.780 (reads meme) 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:17.780 Okay, well, thirty-thousand subs, namaste 00:08:17.840 --> 00:08:19.460 Thank you very much! 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:24.080 (reading tweet) 00:08:24.580 --> 00:08:27.340 Yes👏 Finally👏 the trump card👏 00:08:27.340 --> 00:08:28.780 'cause I'm all out of those. 00:08:28.860 --> 00:08:34.060 (resumes tweet) [battle.wav] 00:08:34.060 --> 00:08:39.120 [battle.wav intensifies] 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:40.700 I don't think that's how it works. 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:45.100 (reads title) 00:08:45.140 --> 00:08:47.760 Jack Black, I need you more than ever. 00:08:47.840 --> 00:08:49.360 There it is! 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:52.240 👏There it- [Laugh.wav] 👏 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:55.160 It's a big difference! 00:08:55.160 --> 00:08:56.760 There has to be a big difference! 00:08:56.920 --> 00:09:02.560 (reads title) 00:09:02.560 --> 00:09:04.720 -on MEME REVIEW! 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:06.580 [Laugh_Gasp.wav] 00:09:06.580 --> 00:09:09.280 That's so sweet! He looks so happy! 00:09:10.260 --> 00:09:12.260 oh my gAAAAAAAWD! 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.720 What is with all the crossovers?! 00:09:15.900 --> 00:09:17.900 It's too early for tears.. [sincere.wav] 00:09:18.800 --> 00:09:20.460 Stöp crying! 00:09:20.460 --> 00:09:21.860 [sincere .wav intensifies?] Stop crying.. 00:09:21.860 --> 00:09:23.640 and start subscribing! 00:09:23.700 --> 00:09:26.960 Stop👏Crying👏Start👏Subscribing! 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:30.280 [chant;loading] Stop👏Crying👏Start👏Subscribing! 00:09:30.280 --> 00:09:31.500 Chant with me! 00:09:31.500 --> 00:09:33.020 Chunga Chunga Chunga- 00:09:33.020 --> 00:09:33.520 Okay. 00:09:33.700 --> 00:09:36.280 If he was trolling with the codes I'd least like.. 00:09:36.280 --> 00:09:38.300 I-I would at least respect that, ya know? 00:09:38.300 --> 00:09:41.060 If someone intentionally did a shht apology and just.. 00:09:41.060 --> 00:09:44.140 added a bunch of amazon gift codes as a meme, then 00:09:44.140 --> 00:09:46.140 ya I could respect that.. but [laugh.wav] 00:09:47.060 --> 00:09:53.320 (reads meme) 00:09:53.560 --> 00:09:56.460 I am SO proud of this community guys! Thank you. 00:09:56.760 --> 00:09:59.620 Oh good... (reads meme) 00:09:59.620 --> 00:10:03.000 (reading meme) 00:10:03.260 --> 00:10:03.940 Oh boy. 00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:07.720 Oh. My. God. [BIG_laugh.WAV] 00:10:07.880 --> 00:10:08.380 [big_wheeze.WAV] 00:10:09.020 --> 00:10:11.020 Get fricked Sasuke! 00:10:11.260 --> 00:10:13.020 Oh that's amazing! 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:19.180 (reads meme... that's all he does on this channel...) 00:10:19.520 --> 00:10:22.060 I think I'm like... 5 or 6 football fields. 00:10:22.180 --> 00:10:22.780 [Brad secret ... quick maths ... pewds=5ft?] 00:10:22.880 --> 00:10:27.540 (reads title) 00:10:27.540 --> 00:10:28.620 Okay... [Brad.WAV] 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:34.160 (Pewds reads the challenge) 00:10:34.160 --> 00:10:36.000 I've never heard about this.. 00:10:36.020 --> 00:10:37.900 [Launches STRAIGHT into pronouncing this ... "word"] 00:10:37.900 --> 00:10:40.060 [Starts out strong, but he loses it in the second quarter] 00:10:40.060 --> 00:10:42.060 [regains some speed] 00:10:42.060 --> 00:10:43.900 [returns to maximum Swede Speed. An "OKAY" finish.] 00:10:44.280 --> 00:10:45.920 Yes! Of course! 00:10:45.920 --> 00:10:47.920 [He goes in for another round.] 00:10:47.920 --> 00:10:49.000 [Doesn't prove much easier...] 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:54.360 [battle.wav] [Flawless pronunciation, I assume] 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:55.480 👏DAYM! 00:10:55.480 --> 00:10:56.340 Whooooo! 00:10:56.420 --> 00:11:06.300 (Reads meme/text) [kawaii.wav] 00:11:06.580 --> 00:11:13.920 *pulls out sans.wav* 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:15.700 See? There you go. 00:11:16.080 --> 00:11:21.640 Holy.. Daym... That is actually sick! 00:11:21.860 --> 00:11:27.680 (reads title) 00:11:27.900 --> 00:11:30.660 Well I saw it now! Unless BRAD cuts it out.. 00:11:30.660 --> 00:11:32.060 and he's a A-[Brad.wav]-hole. 00:11:32.060 --> 00:11:34.220 but if he does, no-one will know about it. 00:11:34.420 --> 00:11:36.820 Uhh, there's fifteen hidden references... 00:11:36.900 --> 00:11:38.340 Daym. That's sick. 00:11:38.400 --> 00:11:39.340 Knee! 00:11:39.500 --> 00:11:41.600 Three Ninety-Nine! - Ugandan Knuckles! 00:11:41.600 --> 00:11:43.180 I didn't see that, that's so cool! 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:45.940 Okay that's sick. Thank you very much! 00:11:46.100 --> 00:11:49.600 This was made by Goddasaurus. 00:11:49.760 --> 00:11:50.740 (reads title) 00:11:50.900 --> 00:11:52.900 No! Stop! *Attacks desk* IT AIN'T OVER!!!! 00:11:53.120 --> 00:11:54.660 [sad.wav] (Growling?) IT AIN'T OVER GAWD-D 00:11:55.100 --> 00:11:57.360 (reads title) [yelling in Swedish ... help?] 00:11:57.800 --> 00:11:59.800 I'm not seeing enough movement guys! 00:11:59.880 --> 00:12:01.460 [crying] PLeeeheeheeease! 00:12:01.460 --> 00:12:02.880 [Screeeeeeeee.wav] 00:12:03.100 --> 00:12:06.560 (reads YT twitter BS) 00:12:06.560 --> 00:12:16.000 (reading savage comment) 00:12:16.100 --> 00:12:17.640 [judgmental silence] 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:21.000 [Will_Smith.WAV] Yaaaaa 00:12:22.220 --> 00:12:23.000 Yaaaa (x2) 00:12:23.180 --> 00:12:29.780 (reading meme......) 00:12:29.940 --> 00:12:31.680 [another laugh.wav] 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.160 Oh that's great.... 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:40.840 (reading title) 00:12:41.140 --> 00:12:42.880 I was slouching! Okay? 00:12:42.880 --> 00:12:45.500 There's a difference when you sit "like this" and sit "like this" 00:12:45.500 --> 00:12:46.040 [Brad.wav] 00:12:46.500 --> 00:12:47.340 That's all I got. 00:12:47.340 --> 00:12:50.460 Thank you guys for watching this episode of "LWIAY" 00:12:50.460 --> 00:12:52.260 Youtube's favorite show! Hope you guys enjoyed, 00:12:52.260 --> 00:12:54.540 smash like if you did. Remember to buy the headphones, 00:12:54.540 --> 00:12:59.300 the hat, the uh-shirt, the G-Fuel, uh the Chair - 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:00.680 Check out the game! 00:13:00.760 --> 00:13:03.860 Annnd uh, that's it! That's it. That's all ya gotta do 00:13:03.860 --> 00:13:05.520 That's all I'm asking for. What else coul- 00:13:05.520 --> 00:13:07.520 Jesus Christ guys..... 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:12.380 [sad.jpeg] I'm just a struggling YouTuber ... please 00:13:12.800 --> 00:13:13.300 [brad.wav] 00:13:13.420 --> 00:13:32.140 [ an ad for Youtuber Simulator. Go download it it's free. ]