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EU approves controversial Copyright Directive

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including internet 'link tax' and 'upload filter'

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Okay, EU

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Keep laughing EU

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Keep smiling EU

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and see WHAT HAPPENS!!

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So, you wanna ban memes?

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European Union, whatever that is.

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You're irrelevant!

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You will never pass me!!

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At least T-Series might actually pass me in subscribers.

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What do you got EU?

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What do you got?

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This means nothing!

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This is just the beginning.

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'Cause you don't know

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who you're messing with here.

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We have one weapon,

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stronger,

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You just walked into a...

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...tiger cage *growls*

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So keep smiling.

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[Laughing]

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'Cause we will fight you

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'Cause we will fight fire...

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...with fire

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This Axel Voss guy celebrated when Article 13 was passed.

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Let's make a meme out of him

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[Yelling] So he gets banned!

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We're coming for you Alex.

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"There are no accidents"

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"MY BAD, FAM"

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[Yelling] Ban him

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How old is Axel Voss!?

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55 years, huh? Well how long does trash live?

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1000 years?

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[Yelling] Alexa, this is so sad!

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[Sad piano]

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"No, it doesn't affect my baby,"

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Oh really? Oh really?

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"55 years later"

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[Laughing] This is just bullying at this point

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"You can go to prison because you murdered someone."

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Alright, okay, alright

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"Going to prison- You can go to prison for smoking weed. "

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Now, you know what it's illegal in some states and countries

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Okay, alright, okay sure

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"Go into prison because you illegally downloaded a song"

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I agr..-- I 100 percent agree with that, put them in with the murderers.

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"Go into prison because you shared a meme"

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[Clapping] Finally, thank you EU!

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This is what I'm talking about!

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"Crazy condom--"

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God dam- [Laughing]

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People really don't like this guy

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[Laughing] "Alex Voss is just European Ajit Pai"

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Why do all these men just want to watch the world burn?!

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What did we do?

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"When you upvote all of the 'The EU actually did it' memes'"

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Narrator: "Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future."

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Starship Trooper: "I'm doing my part."

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[Miming] I'm doing my part, too!

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"Using copyrighted memes,"

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"making a new Pewdiepie format"

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Now I can copyright you guys! YAY!

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[Laughing]

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"Using the drake format"

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"Using the Alex Voss format so he gets banned"

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Can we talk about the soy face?

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There has to be a connection here

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This has to be part of the conspiracy,

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That relatable face when you ban old memes

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"EU *bans memes*"

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"r/dankmemes: Hey, let's make the EU flag a meme so they banned themselves"

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"Mom Can you give me Internet?"

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"To do homework"

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"To do homework?"

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"Yeeeeees" *High Pitch Voice*

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"Actually makes memes like a *boss*"

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Okay, this is-- this is epic stat. This is some top kick. I'm laughing

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Haha

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"When the EU is banning memes, but you've been planning on leaving"

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"See I pulled a sneaky on ya"

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Damn...

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We underestimated U-UK.

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Hey, guess I'll live!

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[Laughing]

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"When you watch a video about the prisoners talking about the crimes they committed to be sent to prison..."

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"...and you remember that you made a meme while living in the EU"

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"You know"

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"I'm something of a criminal myself."

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Maybe this just helps us

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Maybe this adds the extra layer of "dankness" to memes that I feel like we've been losing for so long

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Maybe we shouldn't be hating Alex Voss.

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Maybe we should be thanking him.

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The EU Alex Voss memes of course gets a...

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[Yelling] 10, baby!

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[Yelling] It's a 10!

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[Yelling] Rest in peace!

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Fuc--

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[EXPLOSION]

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Bye!

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Bye Alex!

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Finished!

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You're done!

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NEXT

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MEME! (*Meme Review*)

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If there is one thing that can save memes, we have to call...

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...upon Bongo Cat.

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Please Bongo Cat, we need one meme that can last for more than five days

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Thanos Car was not even funny for a day

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Bongo cat, we call upon thee...

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[Bongo Cat plays the bongos while Super Mario World Athletic Theme plays in the background]

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Bongo cat is the greatest meme that has happened since Ugandan Knuckles

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[Bongo music plays]

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Bongo cat is what goes to bring out of this rut that we've been in for too long, where memes are just stale

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[Bongo music plays again]

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Bongo cat, I mean, I've never seen anything better than this.

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[Bongo music plays one more time]

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It just doesn't get any better than Bongo cat.

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Bongo cat, I--

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I will donate a kidney to Bongo cat,

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I would!

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[Running in the 90’s plays]

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When all hope is gone... The Bongo cat comes in and saves the day

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[Moon Theme from Ducktales Gameboy game plays]

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That's adorable

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Kawaii desu ne!

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[Singing tune]

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[Mii Channel theme plays]

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What song is Bongo cat gonna play next huh?

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Déjà Vu?

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Never Gonna Give You Up?

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I can't wait to find out

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Bongo cat,

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you're my hero.

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I aspire to be you.

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[Typing Sounds]

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"What did you just say about me you little--"

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Damn!

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No one talks trash faster than Bongo cat.

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If you made a bad comment about Bongo cat...

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[Playing Africa by Toto]

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It's Africa

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No

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Bongo cat did not just play the most meme rela--

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[stutters]

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[Laughing]

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Bongo cat did not just play the most popular meme song right now.

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I am freaking out over here!

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That is epic

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That is so epic

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That is so epic
That is so epic

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That is so epic

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[Splashing Sounds]

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Oh wow, no way!

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Okay, basically, that's epic.

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Place your bets in the comments. How long is Bongo cat gonna make it?

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Come on, we need,

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we need one that lasts a week, please for the love...

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...of Bongo.

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I'm gonna,

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I'm not even gonna rate it!

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That way,

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it will live--

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ITS A FOUR

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Oh damn it!

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NEXT

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MEME!

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"Montclair teen's quick thinking saves her and niece from home invasion suspect"

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Wha- what kind of sentence structuring is this?

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"Montclair teen's quick thinking" comma,
 "saves her and niece from a home invasion suspect"

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Jesus Christ, you're a writer!

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"He's inside mom.He's gonna--"

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"He's gonna hear me"

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Mom replies:

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"K"

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Her mom really hit her with the "K"

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Her mom, a SAVAGE.

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Hey look everyone, it's Thanos lettuce.

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"It's a boy!"

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"Okay, so..."

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"Basically..."

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"I'm Monky",

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Yes!

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This is the meme, okay?

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This time can I be serious for a second?

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"But okay. Basically, I'm monkey" is the meme...

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ah!

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ah!

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How could I been so blind?

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What we mean to save memes is a way for you guys to vote.

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That way it's not just...

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..Me reviewing memes...

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Its our Meme Review.

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Vote now! What's your favorite?

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"Okay, basically I'm monkey"

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or Bongo cat?

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Y O U D E C I D E
Y O U D E C I D E

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[epic rap battles of historyy]

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Finally we have the Florence...

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...Hurricane that's been popping up.

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Why am I laughing?

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Okay, I'm not supposed to laugh on Meme Review

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But there was this meme that made it to the mainstream because Florence now contain sharks.

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"Hurricane Florence: life threatening storm lands in North Carolina."

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Well, some people memed it, okay

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They said--

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it's-- I'm laughing at the memes,

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not the disaster, okay?

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So people made a meme about Florence before it hit which you know too soon

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"Florence contains sharks,"

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So people started believing that the hurricane...

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...contained sharks because of this photo.

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And Washington Post posted about it saying:

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"A running list of viral hoaxes about hurricane Florence"

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"Stop sharing shark hoaxes"

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I'm not here to make a light on any natural disaster, but has anyone tried?

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To give them a Fab 5 makeover?

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Let's hope this meme lasts as short as possible

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Everyone in North Carolina, please be safe.

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But more importantly anyone sharing memes, please be safe now that meme is banned.

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Leave a like if you want Bongo cat to win and leave a like if you want "Okay, basically" to win.

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And that's it for me for now

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Meme Review!

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Youtube's...

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[A$$ OUTRO]

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[LIKE & SUBSCRIBE, LINKS IN DESCRIPTION] I LOVE YOU ALL HEHE