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Is this too close?

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Hey guys welcome to a vlog been a while. This is weird

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Me and Marzia are taking a weekend going to spain and I know how it sounds like

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OHOHOH *cringe*

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Yeah no.. it. I don't think I've ever taken a summer holiday, so we're taking the weekend. Okay. I-i get it

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"Oh, they're going. They're going to spain for a weekend." Yeah, that's right. We are

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And you're coming with us! (yaay)

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That's right your eyes are not deceiving you

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Sandals and socks, what are you going to do about it?(kick yo azz) Send me to jail can't do nothing boii I'm comfy as fuck, boy!

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[Edgar]: Don't do it! (aww i feel ya)

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We're finally here, and we are right by the beach

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It's super hot, It's super nice. We're going to change right away and just go down.

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Uuuuuuuu

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It's a lot hotter than Brighton. That's for sure. Very nice. I don't know what Marzia is doing.

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I like your red

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Bikini, like Baywatch.

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Marzia: What?

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Ah. You got the underwater camera!? It's so shallow, I can literally sit.

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oooh

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I'm sitting down heh-

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Whoa, Jesus! Careful camera! Not waterproof. I feel like everyone is looking at me (do they know you)

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Very Nice! Oh yeah boy! Yeah, Youtube man. It's hard man. Oh boy, yeah boy

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*some nice music ooh*

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I legit think

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I'm sunburned, just like an hour, that's how you know you're swedish, also

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We haven't done a room tour this is our safe where we keep all our important stuff (what stuff pewds?)

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Very nice. This is our phone

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We can make calls with. very nice. This is a chair. We can sit, very nice(wow)

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Sunset is happening right now (omg you're so bootyful poods)

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Let's have a look at this beautiful view that is actually gorgeous.

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Look at that boy. That's the- this is the money shot. I think about something will be so now we're

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We're at the Beach again

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*Marzias hehe*(so cute, man, beautiful)

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I'm not a wahmen. What are we doing now Marzia. [Marzia]: We are going to dinner!

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I don't know why I keep doing these. [Marzia]: Have you been doing it on mines as well? [pewds]: Yeah!

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It's so attractive

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There was something bad in my lunch. I still feel my lunch...no one cares

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Everyone cares about Marzia's dress more you're right

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So beautiful isn't she the most beautiful woman in the world(you're both bootyful trust me)

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Hell no, you need help?(WHY NOT)

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[Marzia]:You see these shoes? [Felix]: You need a hand girl?

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Marzia: Yeah

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[Marzia]: Jeff. Wha- ha! Jeff! [Pewds]: I knew it!

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We just had dinner it was ve-very nice and now we're going to watch

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the season Finale of-. Marzia:???

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What's it called the anime?

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[Marzia]: Ma... [Pewds]: Makasomos revenge or whatever...thats not what its called

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"Masamune-Kun's Revenge" (it's good)

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Yep, na, NAYY NANAN

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There you are. What are you doing? We have to Go it's a new day(LET ME SLEEP HOOMAN)

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Same vlog, we're going to this city center of Majorca. Majorca? wherever we are

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So bright here. Jesus christ

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Mainorca and then we're heading back just to chill again. I like those people standing out there. [Fake man]: What do we do Barrett

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[Barret]: I don't know man I guess we just keep standing here.

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I guess we do(oh)

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Alright, now. We're in *Wind blocks out sound* looks like the Washington monument *More wind* pretty coo-woah

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I'm Getting all wet. What's happening. It's super windy and I guess we're just gonna check out the city

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(The butt wow)

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What are you doing (WHY IS THIS CENSORED)

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Look at this, Cathedral. It's beautiful. look at the

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look at the Windows. I paid five euros for this

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That's pretty. To be fair, got my man J-dog over here. Jesus christ, seem familiar

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This is what it's like being around Marzia

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I'm just walking down this hallway. Just chilling relaxing, relaxin

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I wonder where Marzia is?(in your heart and soul)

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Where could she have gone I see you, okay? Whoa it's cold

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damn

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my favorite

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2014 Brazil

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You're ready to lose Marzia?

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Okay, here we go

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Jesus Christ! She almost hit me. Just I want one good one

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its so windy, I'll blame the wind. Yeah

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You should throw yourself (laughs). I think that's as good as it gets

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it's way too hot

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To be a Swede here man. What. Oh man you see the sand it's so windy. I see the sand flying(high)

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I see it. I'm so sunburned I feel it. I feel it marsh we're going to rent a boat

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[mariza]: its not a boat

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It looks..if it goes in the water, what is it then? [marzia]: its a pigolo. [pewds]: It's a pigolo everyone. I have 5% life battery

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Then I die. We are on one of these. Marzia I'm the captain get your-, so it has a thing on top of it.

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Marzia: Are you gonna go up?

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I'm 100% Gonna go. I'm about to go on the slide

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This is going to be pretty scary man

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so first I got to moisturize it

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maximum moisture

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Marzia: Ah- careful! It's so-uhuh [Poods]: U ready? [Marzia]: YEAH!

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I'm scared. I don't wanna do it

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Haha. Yeaaaaaah!

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No! Stop I change my mind. Oh shit!

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marzia: you went down with the bucket?

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Did i look cool? [Marzia]: I don't know

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Save the bucket. [Marzia]: I will

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*grunts* the bucket

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How deep do you think the water is?

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Right. So deep man

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How do I get up on this?

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Use the stairs

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my ass is hanging out

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Alright time to see how sunburned I got ...oh

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What happened here?(bioShock)[marzia]: you mean how NOT sunburned you got?

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What happened here?

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What is this?

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Why do I look like Rick, my hair is perfect. I don't think I ever looked this good

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Jeff. Heeeeeey look at youuu. Let's go have dinner boi

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We just had some dinner and now. Cake!{the way you look at marzia, pewds)

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Did I get sunburned? No you didn't (shut up about sunburn u didnt)

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Oh my god they're massive

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Whoa hey chump, what is happening?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa what?

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What the hell was that?! God!

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Poor lobsters, Now I feel terrible I'll never eat lobster again

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[marzia]: i thought that was the moon

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(lol its a lampost), wow it does look actually even on camera? It looks like it

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We just walked back to the hotel. What is happening?

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Okay, all right guys that was our weekend in Majorca (mainorca/menorca), wherever we are thank you for coming along

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So long Farewell Auf Wiedersehen goodbye

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Boy, she never watched sound of music its disgusting