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*hates his life*Heyyyyyy

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The comments now have gotten so f**king bad that I'm introducing a new segment on this channel called...

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Fan comment of the day!

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It's Fan comment of the day with your host...

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Felix Kajelerbur Kerjelberg? Kayjelburg.. Keljeburgy?

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Kerjelber.... Keyjerlburg?

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THAT'S RIGHT!!!

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I'm so desperate for

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praise and validation and

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Just overall positive

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Feedback that I now I'm going to read [out] every single episode [a] nice comment from yesterday's video

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That's right. Finally there will be some positivity in this community. Let's see what today's fan comment is! (last guy said comedy, what a scrub)

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It's from Mary Jane Chioco.

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How about delete your chann-- God fucking damn it guys I can't fucking I can't do anything

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yeah, how about you delete [your] account [I] can probably get you deleted by the way [YouTube]

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You better do something about this mary motherfucking jane.

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Anyhow who's excited for E3 raise your hand!

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Wooooo!

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*Ignore his high five, then everything gets awkward.*

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♫ How could this happen to meee- ♫

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No?, okay well raise your hand anyway.

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As long as moses held up his hands

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his army would win the battle.

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E3 is coming up this year. It's about a week away.

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I've been asked to be on E3 many times before and I always say no because the one and one simple

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Goddamn reason [I]

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♫ Sad Music Box Melody ♫

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I don't want to be part of the cringe compilations.

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E3 has so many cringy moments.

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It's goddamn beautiful.

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Uhh...

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From... from Tech difficulties.

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*Complete Silence*

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It will happen I promise.

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*Awkward Laughter*

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*Cringe Scream*

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*Complete Silence*

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I'm fine...

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*More Awkward Laughter*

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Too awkward interactions.

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Some people try teleporting some people try uhh...

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Stationary... w-what you guys go with?

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Are you recycling the questions?

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Sorry?

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Are we recycling the questions?

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*Awkward Laughter*

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To whatever the fuck this is.

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( halp me XD )

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♫ Super Mario Bros. Theme Played Awkwardly ♫

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I will never step near that shit because I know.

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I'm gonna end up there right fucking away through new someone puts-put some mic and a camera in front of me.

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I gue- you know. I'm gonna fuck up.

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How would I ever be [cringy] in public that has never happened before?

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♫ Take On Me Sung by PewPieDie ♫

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WAAAOOH

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Okay, that was one time. That was one goddamn time and it never happened after that.

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*Conan and PewDiePie Playing Fry Cry Primal*

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*Awkward Handshakes*

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That was awful.

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[What-] Whatever, whatever, whatever.

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Sh- Sh- Shut the fuck Sh- Shut the fu- Sh- Shut the fuck.

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I'm getting sweating now. (Damn Pewds)

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We're going to review some [of] my favorite moment from E3.

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To get excited about.

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E3 2017.

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Ahhh.

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Let's Go!

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...And we're certainly not interested in conventional thinking.

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This is an old classic.

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A-a-a-a it's an old- it's a really one of th-

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It's a fantastic conference from 2006 it's Sony's E3 present.

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...And we're certainly not interested in conventional thinking.

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Uhh... Genji 2 is an action game.

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Which is based on Japanese history.

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A-he- hey, it's me! Uhh... Haha.

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Different clothing. Ohhhhhh!

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Well, let me tell you the video did not get corrupted and now I have to reshoot it.

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That did not happen.

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*Distorted Audio* "And now this ne-
 new game call, Genji 2.

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So they announced this game called Genji 2.

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*Man on Video* - Genji 2  is an Action game. Which is based on Japanese history.

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That sounds pretty cool a game based on Japanese history.

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Sounds like a game I want to play.

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The umm- stages of the game will also be based on famous battles.

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Which took actually took place in ancient Japan.

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Actual battles in Ja-um that happened in Japan's history

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That's a really cool concept cause I know, Japan has like a lot of old old history and a lot of different stuff happened.

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That's really cool.

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*Man on Video* - So here's this giant enemy crab.

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*PewDiePie Laughing*

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Gets me every fucking time!

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*PewDiePie Laughing*

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It's a historical game based on Japan's history.

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So here is this giant enemy crab.

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*Man on Video* - So here's this giant enemy crab.

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*More Laughter*

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Uhhahhh, it so good-od

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Why of course the giant enemy crab just as I remember it.

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Back in the good old days.

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Thank God I voted Trump.

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Or else there might be more of them.

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My man, again.

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Shiggy is that it Shigeru Miyamoto announcing his new game his Zelda Skyward at E3.

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But it hurts me every time he had some difficulties.

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*Miyamoto Missing The Spiders Multiple Times*

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These are these are some fast spiders.

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ヨッシ ！ (Translation: All right!)

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*Translator On Video* - Okay,  I'll just take this one [out] with my sword. There we go.

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PewDiePie - Uggghhh It hurts. It's hurts. It's hurts to see my man Shiggy like this... In pain.

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♫ Sad Piano Music ♫

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Why are we still here?

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♫ Sad Piano Music ♫

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Just to suffer.

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♫ Sad Piano Music ♫

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Technical difficulties during E3 it's always going to happen.

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You just can't avoid, but being a retard.

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That's avoidable, Jamie Kennedy

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"Comedian" [I] don't know who he was, but he decided to show up drunk during the Activision's E3 press conference.

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It's...

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Extreme.

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How's everybody doing?

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Jamie Kennedy

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"Comedian"

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*Kennedy* - This is exciting.

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We're at E3.

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...and I just want to say this place is the only place that makes the guys at Comicon look like Oceans Thirteen.

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Take a minute. Come on. That was...

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Haha. Oh god...

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I ahh...

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Video games um they've been...

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Ahh...

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Where my jokes?

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Oh my God this guy's learning me making videos.

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*Laughing*

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Awww...

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Capture or skating on video and then seeing it, played on the game.

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Especially with the new consoles it just looks it looks real.

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Okay, if you're grabbing, your the way you grab your trick.

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Yeah.

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But [for] Real I-I you know.

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*Kennedy* - You grab your tray on. *Hawk* - and yeah, I grab the tray. *Kennedy* - and then you they could grab their trick *Hawk* - Mm-hmm.

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And we hope one day, Jamie you get to grab a trick.

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Hey, I got

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a Friday but...

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I'm sorry.

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I like Tony Hawk's responds like yeah you yeah.

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Trick, and then I grab hanging on the tree.

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It's like he's talking to a 3 year old.

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this fucking guy running through the crowd

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*Man On Video* - Wooooooo!

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All right.

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Please hire that [man] for 2017 please tell me that [he's] [coming] for [next] year.

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*Giggles*

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I love that man.

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Another beautiful one is the Peggle 2 announcement.

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And you think the conference is over?

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But out comes this guy.

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Just pure cringe this guy oozes cringe.

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*Man On Video* - Thanks.

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*Man On Video* - I mean that was amazing. Thanks so much.

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I'd say I was speechless, but I've one more thing to announce.

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Just look at his fucking face.

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I mean, what is with these people that are [cringy] they all look the [same] look he looks exactly like the dust shop gamer guy.

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He's like the same fucking person.

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I say I was speechless.

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But [I] have one more thing to announce coming this year. Peggle 2!

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Peggle 2!

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Fuck

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Oh my God, Jesus Christ.

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Can you imagine?

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Valve.

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Valve does their E3 conference.

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It's all over they they announced another [Left4Dead] they announced some new tournaments for Dota.

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They talked a little bit about Overwatch. It's all over.

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The room is quiet.

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Oozing for something else.

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Outcome Gabe Newell naked dipped in baby oil.

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HALF LIFE 3!

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That's my dream. That's my E3 dream. What is yours?

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All right enough bullshit. I saved the best for last.

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Konami 2010 Press Conference.

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There's so much to say about this this deserves this whole [one-hour], breakdown.

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But I'm going to summarize the best bits for you guys.

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First of all, the fucking intro.

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It goes quiet for a good about two minutes.

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*Clapping*

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*Complete Silence*

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Some guy goes up stage.

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*Complete Silence*

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Could we roll the trailer please.

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They asked to roll the trailer.

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Oh, wow, what a great trailer!

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They played some music.

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They cut it out.

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Sorry I don't know,  I'm just describing, but it's so fucking bizarre and then this fucking guy just comes out.

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*Silence*

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*Man On Video* - Hi

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*Laughter*

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And this guy legendary.

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*Silence*

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*Clapping*

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Ohhhh dude.

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This fucking dude. Where do I where do I begin with this guy he is uh.

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He's hyping his new game: 99 Nights 2.

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1 million Troops... 1 million Troops

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*Silence*

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Wow.

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Wow, the audience- audience are really- 1 million troops wow, one million. *Man On Video* - Love you guys.

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There's one quote that is absolutely th-the [best]. *Man On Video* - This is not the original hack and slash anymore. This is an extreeeeme extreeeeeeeeemmeee.

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Hack and slash title, extreeemmmeeee.

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Not funny.

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Ohh I love him. Oh man. Oh man

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[If] you just, you know continue to press [th-the] same button like X, X, X, and Y, Y, Y, and X, X, and Y, Y, Y, again, you'll be sucked.

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*Laughing*

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Ohh love him so much.

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Press th-the same button like X, X, X, and Y, Y, Y, and X, X, and Y, Y, Y, again you'll be sucked.

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If you just press the [X], [X], [Y], [Y], [X], [X], [X], [Y].

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You'll be... sucked.

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I can't wait for E3 2017.

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But not for the games.

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*Laughter*

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The games are great and all, but this shit.

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It's priceless.

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Anyway, I hope you bros enjoyed this video

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Leave a like if you did let me know if you're excited by E3 you can lower your hand now.

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And it's always stay awesome bros.

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I mean sorry, uh...

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Sister Fist.

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So here's this giant enemy crab.

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Extreeemmmeee.