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嘿~\(･∀･)/

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*拍*

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現在的留言真是越來越嘴賤惹

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所以我要向你介紹這頻道的新單元 叫作...

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今日最佳粉絲留言!!

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*這是"今日最佳粉絲留言" 主持人是...*

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*Felix Kajelerbur?(念錯)*

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*Kerjelberg?(錯)*

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*Kayjelburg(不是)*

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*Keljeburgy?(什麼?)*

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*Kerjelber?*

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*Keyjerlburg!(放棄狀態)*

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沒有綽啦!

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我很渴望

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被讚揚與認同

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非常積極努力的回覆

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現在起我每個影片都要唸出...

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一...一個昨天影片中的優質留言

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對啦!

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終於這個社會能有一些正面能量了

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我們來欣賞粉絲的幽默吧!

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這是Mary Jane Chioco的留言

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刪掉你的頻道如何??

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你他X天殺的 我他X什麼都做不了

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對啦 刪掉你的帳號又如何阿ಠAಠ

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我也許可以害你被刪喔

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(通話中)YouTube嗎?

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你最好給我處理一下這該死的Mary Jane喔

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隨便啦 期待E3電玩展的舉一下手喔(･∀･)/

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*嗚~~~*

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*想擊掌卻沒人鳥他*

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*放棄*

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*為什麼發生在我身上~~QAQ*

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沒有嗎?反正你舉手就對惹

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*只要摩西舉起他的手*

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*他的軍隊就會贏得勝利*

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今年的E3電玩展要開幕了 大概再一個禮拜吧

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我之前一直被受邀參加E3電玩展

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我每次都拒絕

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因為一個超單純的理由

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我不想成為尷尬比賽中的一員

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E3都有超多尷尬小事的

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它們都超美麗的

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ㄜ..

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從...從技術問題...

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*完全安靜*

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*它會出來的 我保證*

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*笑聲*

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*尷尬*

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*還是沒東西*

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*我很好...*

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...到尷尬的互動...

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*有些人試著瞬移 有些人則想...*

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*不改變...你們的看法是什麼?*

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*你是在回收問題嗎*

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*蛤?*

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*你把問題再用一次了吧*

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*尷尬笑聲*

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...再到不知道是什麼的東西

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*尢監尢介*

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*pewds受不了惹...*

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我才不會靠近那舞台勒

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因為我知道 我一定會馬上挫賽

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如果他們放麥克風和攝影機在我面前的話

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我會...你知道我一定會搞砸

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我怎麼可能會在大眾面前丟臉呢

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那從沒發生過好嗎

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*天啊好監介*

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*窩~~~~*

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好吧 只有那一次(´･ω･`)

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就只有發生一次 我以後不會再犯

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*解決啦(･∀･)*

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*到底要擊掌還是握手...*

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*那好糟喔(´∀`)*

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隨便啦 隨你...隨你啦

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給...給我閉嘴 全...全給我惦惦

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我在冒汗欸(´･ω･`;)

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我們要來欣賞一些我最愛的E3片段

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來期待一下

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2017的E3電玩展

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*咳*

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開始吧~~

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*...我們當然不會用傳統的方式思考*

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這是個經典範例

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其...其中一個以前的

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這是個2006年的超讚會議

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當時E3裡Sony的發表

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*...我們當然不會用傳統的方式思考*

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*嗯...[神威奏亂]是一個動作遊戲*

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*以日本的歷史為基礎*

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*雪花畫面*

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嘿是我喔 哦...哈哈(･∀･;)

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換了衣服...

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喔~~

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我跟你說喔 影片檔案才沒有損毀 我也沒有要重拍喔

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那才沒有發生呢(ﾟДﾟ;)

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*(音頻損毀)這個新遊戲叫[神威奏亂]*

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所以他們發表了一個遊戲叫[神威奏亂]

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*[神威奏亂]是一個動作遊戲 以日本的歷史為基礎*

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聽起來不錯喔 把日本歷史改編成遊戲欸

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感覺是我會玩的遊戲喔

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*每個等級也都會以有名的戰爭為基礎*

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*就是真實發生在古代日本的戰爭*

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在日本歷史上發生的戰爭

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這是個很厲害的概念 因為我知道日本有漫長的歷史淵源

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以前真的發生過很多事

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很酷呢(･ω･)b

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*華麗登場*

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*所以這就是巨大螃蟹怪(?)*

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*笑*

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*拍*

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我每次都會被逗笑(´∀`)

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*笑*

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"這是個以日本歷史為基礎的遊戲"

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"所以這就是巨大螃蟹怪"

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*再次登場*

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*所以這就是巨大螃蟹怪*

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阿~~~這超讚的(´∀`)

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當然 會有巨大螃蟹敵人 跟我記得的一樣

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在那美好的昔日時光

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還好我有投給川普

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不然還會有更多呢

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天啊 又來了

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宮本茂在E3裡發表他的新遊戲 [薩爾達傳說 天空之劍]

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但讓我痛苦的是 他遇到了一些困難

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*射不到蜘蛛...*

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*這...這些蜘蛛很快呢*

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*好喔!*

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*好那我把劍從這拿出來*

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*這樣就對了嘛*

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*笑*

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哦~痛苦...超痛苦的! 我不忍心看到他們醬 在無盡痛苦中

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*為什麼我們還在這裡*

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*為了受苦嗎*

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技術性的問題在E3中隨時都會發生

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你就是無法避免

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但是看起來像智障

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是可以避免的(･∀･)b

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*笑*

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傑米·甘迺迪

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一位"喜劇演員" 我不知道他是誰啦

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他決定喝醉後在E3的動視記者會中現身

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這...

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超越極限~

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*大家還好嗎(･∀･)*

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傑米·甘迺迪

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"喜劇演員"

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*是不是很興奮阿*

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*我們在E3喔*

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*我只想說這裡是唯一一個地方會讓聖地牙哥國際動漫博覽會的人看起來像[瞞天過海：13王牌]*(練蕭為)

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*是不是...拜託 那真是...*

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*喔天啊*

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*我...*

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*電玩遊戲已經...*

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*ㄜ...*

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*我的笑話呢?*

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天鵝啊 這傢伙根本就是我在做影片時的樣子

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*笑*

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噢...(´･ω･`)

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*...只要專注在影片上 把它...放進遊戲*

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這超尷尬的
*...只要專注在影片上 把它...放進遊戲*

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*特別是新遊戲機看起來會更真*

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*好喔 如果你在用你的技巧...*

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*對*

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*真的 你知道...*

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*你就用你那招*

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*對那一招很好用*

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*所以他們也能用他們那招*

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*嗯哼*

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*我們也希望總有一天你能學會一招*

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*嘿 我有...*

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*$%&\%*$(練蕭為) 但是*

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*抱歉(喝茫了)*

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我喜歡東尼･霍克就這樣回他"對 你...對"

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*...招 對我用我那招*

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就像他在跟三歲小孩講話一樣

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這傢伙跑過這些人群

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*嗚~~~~~*

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*好喔*

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拜託今年也聘請他 拜託跟我說他明年也會來

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*笑*

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我超愛他的(´∀`)

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還有一個很棒的是[Peggle 2]的發表會

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在你以為會議已經結束時

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台上出現了這個人

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純粹尷尬 這傢伙散發出尷尬的氣息

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*謝謝*

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我不知道這是什麼...我是指

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*那真的太棒了 謝謝大家*

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*我想說我說不出話來了 但我還有一件事情得宣布*

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看他的臉就對了

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我是指 這些尷尬的人他們都長一個樣

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他看起來完全就是dust off gamer的那個人啊

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像同一個模子刻出來的!!(ﾟДﾟ)

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*我無話可說*

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*但我還有一件事情得宣布*

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*今年要出的是...[Peggle 2]!*

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*跳*

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[Peggle 2]啦!!

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*撞*

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阿~~~幹

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老天...天鵝啊

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你能想像嗎?

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威爾烏(電子遊戲公司)

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他們在E3也有發表會

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全部都是在發表[惡靈勢力]

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或是[Dota]新的競技模式

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也談了一點[鬥陣特攻]

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全部結束之後

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一片寂靜

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一個人忽然出現

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是加布·紐維爾(威爾烏董事長) 裸體並沾滿嬰兒油

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"戰慄時空3啦!!\(･∀･)"

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那是我的夢想 我的E3夢 你的又是什麼呢

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好吧 喇賽完了 好酒沉甕底

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就是科樂美(電子遊戲公司)2010年的記者會

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真的不知道該怎麼形容欸

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它應該要用一小時細說

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但我要為你們精選最讚的一些片段

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第一個 他X的開頭

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它就一直沒聲音持續了快兩分鐘

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*拍手*

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*尷尬*

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有個人上台了

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*播一下預告 謝謝*

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他要求播預告(´∀`)

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喔天啊這預告真棒(･∀･)

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他們播了音樂

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然後切掉XD

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抱歉我沒意識到我只是在配旁白 但這真是太神奇了(´∀`)

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然後這人就出來了

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*嗨*

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這人簡直是傳奇

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*指*
這人簡直是傳奇

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*再指*

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*拍手*

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喔~~~天啊

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這位仁兄 我該從哪裡說起才好

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他...他ㄜ

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他在宣傳他的新遊戲[九十九夜2]

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*百萬雄兵...百萬雄兵*

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哇~~

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哇這些觀眾...他們還真的

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*百萬雄兵*
哇這些觀眾...他們還真的...

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百萬雄兵啦!哇~~~~~

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百萬...(´∀`)

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*愛你們喔*

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只有引用一句是最棒的

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*這再也不是普通的砍殺遊戲了*

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這再也不是...

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*這個已經...*

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超越極限~~(´∀`)
*超越極限*

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*超越極限啦*

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*砍殺遊戲頭銜 超越極限啦~~*

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*不好笑(´･ω･`)*

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*笑*

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喔我喜歡他 天啊天啊

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*如果你一直按同樣的按鍵*

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*像是X, X, X或Y, Y, Y再X, X又Y, Y, Y的*

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*你會很廢!*

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喔~(´∀`)

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我超愛他的啦

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*按同樣的按鍵 像是X, X, X或Y, Y, Y再X, X又Y, Y, Y的 你會很廢!*

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"如果你按X,X,Y,Y,X,X,X,Y..."

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你就會變...

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很廢!ಠ∀ಠ

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我等不及2017的E3電玩展了啦

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*拍*

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但不是為了遊戲(´･ω･`)

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(´∀`)

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遊戲也是很棒啦 但這些鬼東西...

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真的無價!

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好喔 希望兄弟們喜歡這部影片

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喜歡的話請按個讚

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讓我知道你期不期待E3

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你可以放下你的手了

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跟平常一樣 保持完美 兄弟們

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我說...抱歉...ㄜ

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姊妹拳

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*所以這就是巨大螃蟹怪*

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*超越極限~~*