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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫
想像我們相遇在市中心

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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫
手牽手仰望著星空

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*癲癇警告*

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♫ ( “PONPONPON” / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu ) ♫
PON PON放開吧 讓瘋狂展現出來

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這絕對是個好點子(´･ω･`)

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我有了這些酷炫新裝置(・∀・)

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這超讚的 因為...

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我能這樣做啦 老兄

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隨時都可以喔...

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這...

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我們為了直播買了這個

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但是直播被...

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哦... 被延期惹(´･ω･`) 所以

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去他的

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今天我們要來看一些超狂的影片

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*尷尬*

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它...痾

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這科技...

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我還無法同時操作他們啦

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但隨便啦 管它的

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超狂影片!!(・∀・)

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"狂"這個字是什麼意思啊

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酷 狂暴的

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*例句*你剛剛做的飲料超狂的

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謝啦 兄弟

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對 這看起來沒錯

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但今天我們要欣賞

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一些夠狂的影片

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*你*

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*你*
笑惹

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*你*
笑惹
就輸

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*超狂版本*

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我們來感受一些緊張氣氛吧

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*當我們在彈鋼琴時...*
我們來感受一些緊張氣氛吧

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*當我們在彈鋼琴時...*

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這東西簡直是大爆點

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*碎碎念*

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*我有一個問題*

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*要給那些男人 它還蠻坦率的*

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*Jessie,我不敢相信妳剛剛講了那些話*

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*女人能活得比男人久是因為...*
*Jessie,我不敢相信妳剛剛講了那些話*

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*女人能活得比男人久是因為 Mark 我跟妳說喔*

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*那是因為我們比男人更強壯又更開心*

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*尤其是在一天快結束時*

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*這是毫無疑問的 你明明知道*

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*如果娶到像妳一樣叫不停的女人 男人都會想死得快點*

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哈哈哈 他的臉(^∀^)

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那個...他超狂的 老兄

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我們再看一次

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*如果娶到像妳一樣叫不停的女人 男人都會想死得快點*

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*啊~~~~~我叫做JEFF*

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*配樂*

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YES!!

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沒錯啦

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靠杯

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那真的太厲害惹

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這真的夠狂

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還完全沒有歧視女人的立場

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拜託...

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拜託了解

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如果妳是女人 這並不代表

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歧視女性的言論是在針對妳

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仔細想想

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不是每個人都...

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*笑*

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我好愛這個喔

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這鬼東西最讚了

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嗯呵呵

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啥啦 這是佩佩豬嗎

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佩佩豬什麼的才不狂呢

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*佩佩能跟蘇西講話嗎*

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*哈囉 蘇西*

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*哈囉 佩佩 妳在幹嘛*

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*我在學吹口哨 但我就是成功不了*

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*嗯...聽起來很難耶*

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*根本就不可能好嗎*

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*蘇西 妳會吹口哨嗎*

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*不會*

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*太棒了...我是說我為你不會吹口哨感到很遺憾*

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什麼啦ಠ_ಠ

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*但是我感到好一點了 因為我也不會吹口哨*

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他們要幹嘛啦
*但是我感到好一點了 因為我也不會吹口哨*

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*但是我感到好一點了 因為我也不會吹口哨*

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*到底什麼是吹口哨啊*

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*就是把嘴唇嘟起來然後吹氣*

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*像醬嗎*

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*第一次吹口哨就上手*

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*掛掉*

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*哈囉?*

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*佩佩???*

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喔~~~~~~~~~

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天鵝啊

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那好...

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狂喔!

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就這樣嗎 只有這些嗎

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*留言*佩佩超狂的 我永遠不再喜歡那假朋友蘇西惹

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她把佩佩獨自留在帳篷 在假朋友那一集裡

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快掛斷啦 佩佩 幹的好

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對啦 幹的好 佩佩!!

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這超難的 老兄

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沒有錯 現在很多...哦...

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"很狂"的影片

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我都叫他們"反女權"影片

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因為他們都很反對女人

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*喇叭聲*

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那可不是什麼好現象 我告訴你

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這沒什麼好笑的

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這些新奇的效果有被節制嗎

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說啊

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去你的蘇西 去那婊子

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喔好 很明顯的好多卡通都很狂

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我們來看吧

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*也許有些鳥能飛去月球 也許我能像鳥一樣飛*

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*也許你只是隻肥幼熊 沒翅膀也沒羽毛*

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*喇叭聲*
*噴笑*

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你被嗆爆了啦 老兄(・∀・)

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這媽媽真狂

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狂翻啦

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為什麼還沒切到...

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喔~?

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狂翻啦~~

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我本來以為她會說 也許你只是個小肥爛 但

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那真的讚

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這裡是另一個...經典的例子...

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就是男性的反女權人士 我很不欣賞他

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我對天發誓 這就是川普贏得大選的原因

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*...這些很明顯是假的 但我並不訝異*

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*在第一場辯論會中...*

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*在第一場辯論會中...#%#%$%&*

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*...那是不可能隨時對唐納"(事實)肥胖驗證"的*

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*我正想做的 就是讓人民過得更好*

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*再聲明一次 去Hillary Clinton.com 我們已經...川普 你可以...*

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*用"肥胖...肥胖驗證*

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*"肥胖驗證"他*

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我能即時用"肥胖驗證"唐納川普?
只要去Hillary Clinton.com?

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*查詢中*

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希拉蕊 柯林頓

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喔好喔 很好 我想你能用"肥胖驗證"他

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至少她沒說謊

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*"事實說成肥胖"*

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*所以我期待收集到更多有關他的"肥胖資料"*

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*因為你知道的...痾..*

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*這非常不好...*

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*當像川普一樣有氣質的人 卻不對國家法律負責*

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*你會進監獄~*

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*痛苦*

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真嗆*喇叭聲*

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天啊

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回歸正題 他做了很狂的事 對吧?

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她又該如何回覆

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沒有嗎 希拉蕊??拜託

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這樣如何?*嗆*你就是個肥婊!

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你無法逃避這個的 希拉蕊

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你不能只回"喔是嗎?"

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*沒梗惹*

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乾 沒有回覆啊

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她的心靈被摧殘了

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小偷學到了一課 好喔

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讓我看看 他做了啥

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我沒看到他偷東西呀

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他有偷嗎

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喔他找到小偷了 好喔

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跑啊老兄

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*為了不被禁 pewds馬掉了影片*

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喔靠 喔

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喔~~

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夭壽喔

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天啊他被閃超多巴掌欸

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天啊別再打他了

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他讓我想到了這個影片 這超天才的

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*嘿嘿嘿 發生什麼事*

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*這是我的 把拔 Noah一直把它拿走*

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*Noah 還回去*

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*鼻要*

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*Noah 還回去!*

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*不要!*

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*現在給我還回去*

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*Noah!!*

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*巴掌x1*

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*LARRY 你在幹什麼*

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*巴掌x2*

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*LARRY!*

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*巴掌x3*

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*LARRY你不能...*

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*巴掌x4*

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我剛剛意識到這可能是YouYube上最狂的影片了

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*巴掌x5*
我剛剛意識到這可能是YouYube上最狂的影片了

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我剛剛意識到這可能是YouYube上最狂的影片了

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*巴掌x6*
我剛剛意識到這可能是YouYube上最狂的影片了

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我剛剛意識到這可能是YouYube上最狂的影片了

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Larry完全不鳥任何人

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*巴掌x7*

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*殘忍的笑*

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夭壽喔

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那才叫狂

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那才是正港的狂

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這些同性戀沒在閃巴掌啊

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*親親*

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*巴掌*
好喔

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啥啦...?

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美國的學校都好瘋喔 真的都像這樣嗎

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看起來不是個很好的環境...

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(pewds語)

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學習知識!

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還有 它在標題上打"好笑"

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你就會知道 這一定會很(等等喔)幽默~~!

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*笑*

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狂啊...

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*蠢婊子*

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喔靠

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該死

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好酷喔

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*消音*

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔

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*救我*

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*救人喔*

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天鵝啊

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喔~~~天啊 對啦

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*笑聲?*

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太美了

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*救我啊*

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*學*舊我阿~~

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沒辦法好好運作了 好吧

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順帶一提 不要隨便發表一些種族主義 
不要說n開頭的那個字

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這是很冒犯人的

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好怎麼了嗎

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*pewds被狂到*

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喔 我神聖的主阿

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我不知道為什麼這麼好笑 它甚至沒那麼好笑阿

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*嘿女孩們*

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*暗殺*

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喔~~

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阿它停止運作了

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對抗女性的暴力並不好笑

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籃球的這些總是最好笑的

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不 算惹

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*你要不要閉上你天殺的嘴*

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*幹!!*

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*老師:你說什麼?*

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喔天啊

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*前方高明*

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*大雜燴*
*玩火自焚*

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*喔女孩你的肥屁屁不錯ㄛ*

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*需要什麼嗎*

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*我只是很無聊 你這醜屁屁在幹嘛*

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天啊

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他叫了一個女人...

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他甚至還沒看過她的臉...

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...有多醜

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喜劇之王!

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94狂阿~~

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那真的超狂的啦

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好好好 以上就是超狂版本的

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你笑了就輸 我剛剛才意識到我在拍不准笑挑戰

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我表現如何 很好嗎?我想...

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對 我想我做的很好(´･ω･`)

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謝謝收看 按下喜歡紐

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你的支持 我都很感謝喔

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還有 我說的是...哦...

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*親*

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保持完美喔 兄弟們!