WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:04.100 *ASMR video plays* 00:00:04.980 --> 00:00:05.760 *twinkle* 00:00:06.220 --> 00:00:07.420 *Slurp* 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:09.380 SKRATTA DU 00:00:09.380 --> 00:00:10.500 *explosion* 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:12.500 *echoed screaming* 00:00:12.740 --> 00:00:14.020 First and foremost 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:15.360 I'm a gamer 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:17.500 Are you going to laugh at the people? (Ska du folket skrattar?) 00:00:17.500 --> 00:00:19.500 (I think he says "Vi shurda, vi shurda" but I can't understand him here very well.) 00:00:19.500 --> 00:00:23.080 okay first eh clipet 00:00:23.420 --> 00:00:25.840 Cool, I've already seen this..excellent 00:00:26.020 --> 00:00:26.660 *clap x2* 00:00:26.660 --> 00:00:27.960 *Video* Evan and Tim for $50,000 00:00:28.660 --> 00:00:29.920 i didn't laugh sh- 00:00:30.360 --> 00:00:31.660 *Vid* "...for $50,000 00:00:32.620 --> 00:00:35.580 Here's your first subject, go! 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:37.580 People whose last name is Obama. 00:00:40.100 --> 00:00:41.300 BIN LADEN 00:00:43.040 --> 00:00:44.120 uhhh... 00:00:45.860 --> 00:00:49.880 God damn. That one's hard, that one was hard, I liked it. 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:53.060 I love how the guy doesn't even bother trying to answer. 00:00:53.160 --> 00:00:55.620 He's like: "Really? Is that what you're saying?" 00:00:55.620 --> 00:00:56.760 BIN LADEN 00:00:56.760 --> 00:00:57.260 (Swedish laugh) 00:00:58.220 --> 00:00:58.960 Look at him! 00:01:00.620 --> 00:01:01.120 (clap) 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:01.940 SKRATTA DU 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:04.400 I didn't laugh! I did not laugh! 00:01:04.900 --> 00:01:05.900 I did not... 00:01:05.900 --> 00:01:07.900 *soviet theme in background* 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:12.740 (singing) somebody once told me 00:01:12.740 --> 00:01:15.880 the wooorld is gonna roll me 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.820 i ain't the sharpest 00:01:17.820 --> 00:01:19.080 tool in the shed 00:01:19.080 --> 00:01:20.420 pewds: he's still going strong 00:01:22.720 --> 00:01:29.060 (singing along) she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb 00:01:29.220 --> 00:01:33.800 in the shape of an L on her foooore 00:01:34.180 --> 00:01:36.400 pewds: heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:39.300 pewds: *mumbles* ...years start coming 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:40.320 *mumble* ...don't stop coming 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:41.600 *mumble* ...hit the ground running 00:01:41.820 --> 00:01:43.160 *more mumbling* 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:46.820 ...didn't make sense not to live for fun[a soviet patron listening to the anthem (1945 colourised)] 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:47.760 *video cut off 00:01:48.380 --> 00:01:49.340 Beautiful... 00:01:52.340 --> 00:01:54.740 when my casket is being sunk, 00:01:54.745 --> 00:01:56.185 play this song 00:01:56.705 --> 00:01:58.605 and NOT Despacito 00:01:59.220 --> 00:01:59.720 *clap* 00:02:00.095 --> 00:02:02.075 (sad music) that's right everybody 00:02:04.425 --> 00:02:07.865 I made twelve thousand dollars on that video 00:02:08.365 --> 00:02:10.175 and they took it 00:02:10.515 --> 00:02:12.705 because it was a cover 00:02:12.705 --> 00:02:14.975 and not only did they take it 00:02:14.975 --> 00:02:16.595 they decided to give me a copyright strike 00:02:17.315 --> 00:02:19.215 thank you Sony so 00:02:19.665 --> 00:02:22.715 much....I also wanna give a special shoutout 00:02:22.715 --> 00:02:25.335 to Youtube who said 00:02:25.335 --> 00:02:28.395 We looked into this. Your, uh, partner manager will 00:02:28.395 --> 00:02:30.095 be reaching out for more details 00:02:30.415 --> 00:02:33.095 the only thing in my inbox, Youtube, is 00:02:33.095 --> 00:02:36.185 videos getting claimed by companies abusing 00:02:36.185 --> 00:02:37.185 your system (clap) 00:02:37.185 --> 00:02:39.185 *small laugh* 00:02:40.085 --> 00:02:42.775 "then just make your own original content" (inhumane noise) 00:02:42.780 --> 00:02:44.300 don't be ridiculous 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:49.440 Fortnite, the most popular videogame in the world 00:02:50.100 --> 00:02:53.060 125 million users worldwide! Wow! 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:57.460 Thanks to the game's popularity, Epic Games are now busy developing their follow-up. 00:02:58.500 --> 00:02:59.100 Okay... 00:02:59.940 --> 00:03:00.800 They call it SEX. 00:03:04.540 --> 00:03:05.820 It's part of standard- 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:07.820 You can create- 00:03:08.660 --> 00:03:09.660 okay that's epic 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:13.540 Could SEX be as popular as... 00:03:15.440 --> 00:03:18.240 Alright, whatever.. whatever this report is ridiculous. 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:19.980 *smash bros theme* 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:23.540 I'll eat a loooog 00:03:24.580 --> 00:03:26.120 We be bluuuue 00:03:26.140 --> 00:03:26.640 *slight laughter* 00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:29.600 So it was a beeee 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:33.740 and I flee a salamiiiii 00:03:33.740 --> 00:03:35.100 Call me papaaaa 00:03:36.160 --> 00:03:38.660 Smash like and subscribe for more videos! 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:41.000 Hey, it's Dolan Dark's time to shine 00:03:41.440 --> 00:03:44.400 What do you got Dolan? Give us a good meme. 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:46.880 what is he gonna replace it with this time? 00:03:46.880 --> 00:03:48.520 *Vid* "...I kept his letters" 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.440 Why do you have ads on your videos Dolan? Get out of here. 00:03:51.440 --> 00:03:53.200 *emotional guitar music* 00:04:11.420 --> 00:04:14.500 you know, that's gay, right? That's actually gay 00:04:14.505 --> 00:04:17.500 nothing wrong with it, but that's pretty gay 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:21.000 woooohoo we have diamonds 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:24.160 *singing* we have diamonds, we have diamonds 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:27.360 why is he playing Minecraft. Keemstar: why is everyone saying stop? 00:04:28.100 --> 00:04:29.900 Oh meh God stop Keemstar 00:04:29.900 --> 00:04:33.260 you're using a stone pickaxe, you can't mine dia-. 00:04:33.260 --> 00:04:34.000 Keem: What do you mean stop? 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:36.280 You need an iron pickaxe 00:04:36.280 --> 00:04:36.820 Keem: Look at all- 00:04:39.100 --> 00:04:41.980 pewds: no, ahaha 00:04:41.980 --> 00:04:44.660 Keemstar nooo don't do me like this- 00:04:44.660 --> 00:04:45.965 you don't know minecraft? 00:04:45.965 --> 00:04:46.465 Keem: WHAT? 00:04:46.465 --> 00:04:50.940 everyone knows that! YOU NEED AN IRON PICKAXE 00:04:50.940 --> 00:04:52.440 *Keem crying + sad violin music* 00:04:52.440 --> 00:04:54.240 Pewds: *cries* Keemstar: Are you guys trolling? 00:04:54.820 --> 00:04:55.620 *loud sobs* 00:04:57.340 --> 00:04:58.740 I didn't know this was gonna be an episode of 00:04:59.260 --> 00:05:02.460 you cry you lose, 'cause I'm crying real tears 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.520 and then I hit a dog 00:05:05.520 --> 00:05:09.075 I don't believe we've been formally introduced. My name is Ray Johnson and i'm an actor 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:12.085 and this is equals three =3 00:05:12.085 --> 00:05:13.040 it's a show i started five years ago 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:13.540 *girls crying in background* 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:15.920 in my college dorm room and this is my last episode 00:05:18.840 --> 00:05:21.560 this is so sad, Alexa 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:23.200 DON'T PLAY ANYTHING 00:05:24.275 --> 00:05:26.755 she's not even here. I don't even have an alexa here 00:05:26.755 --> 00:05:29.095 but it's such a good meme right? 00:05:29.535 --> 00:05:32.365 you can just go "Alexa!" all the time it's funnier that way 00:05:32.365 --> 00:05:35.380 Chris, could you run and get some milk? And be sure to take it from the back 00:05:37.220 --> 00:05:38.080 *start of song "Mine Diamonds"* 00:05:42.180 --> 00:05:42.940 (singing) 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:45.940 MIIIIINE DIIIIAMONDS 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:51.220 I'LL MIIIINE IIIIIIT! 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:52.880 SO FAR I'VE GOT 00:05:52.880 --> 00:05:53.380 TWOOO- 00:05:53.380 --> 00:05:57.960 thank you so much.We found someone who can sing better than me finally. How about that? 00:05:57.960 --> 00:06:00.620 (screeching) 00:06:01.220 --> 00:06:04.340 probably one of the best episodes of You Laugh You Lose 00:06:04.345 --> 00:06:07.315 we had so far. Please go ahead and smash the like 00:06:07.315 --> 00:06:10.455 if you disagree for some reason 00:06:10.895 --> 00:06:13.975 what is your name 00:06:17.255 --> 00:06:18.945 I... 00:06:19.475 --> 00:06:20.525 I already 00:06:21.385 --> 00:06:22.385 just eh 00:06:23.545 --> 00:06:24.545 justa eh 00:06:24.855 --> 00:06:27.995 nothing wrong, okay? x2 00:06:28.020 --> 00:06:30.260 Nothing wrong 00:06:30.260 --> 00:06:32.420 I am not saying it's wrong 00:06:32.420 --> 00:06:33.960 but there is too many penises 00:06:33.960 --> 00:06:37.400 in the anime disguised as a vagana 00:06:37.900 --> 00:06:41.260 and I dont, I'm tired of pretending like i'm okay with it 00:06:47.845 --> 00:06:49.385 what is he going to do 00:06:52.135 --> 00:06:53.135 oh 00:06:53.315 --> 00:06:54.315 oh 00:06:54.715 --> 00:06:55.715 oh 00:06:56.135 --> 00:06:57.880 oh, oh my gah 00:06:57.880 --> 00:06:58.380 It keeps spinnin'! 00:06:59.080 --> 00:07:00.800 no! It keeps going 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:01.980 It 00:07:02.340 --> 00:07:03.860 oh my gah 00:07:05.940 --> 00:07:07.500 he's going back in time. 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:11.260 The universe is moving beyond him 00:07:11.620 --> 00:07:13.940 this video has been sponsored by Taco Bell everybody 00:07:13.940 --> 00:07:15.760 thank you, you finally 00:07:15.760 --> 00:07:18.860 managed to get a sponsor. It's totally real 00:07:18.865 --> 00:07:21.895 if you're a journalist and you're eh curious if this is actually 00:07:21.895 --> 00:07:22.895 true or not 00:07:22.935 --> 00:07:25.405 just go ahead and reach out to Taco Bell and ask em 00:07:26.320 --> 00:07:28.020 also we got sponsored by McDonalds 00:07:28.940 --> 00:07:36.840 yeahhh boyyyyyyyyyyy 00:07:37.440 --> 00:07:38.440 pewds: okay 00:07:39.135 --> 00:07:40.135 pewds: alright 00:07:41.435 --> 00:07:42.435 pewd: aha 00:07:43.365 --> 00:07:44.365 okay 00:07:44.745 --> 00:07:45.985 oh my gah 00:07:47.425 --> 00:07:48.425 this is 00:07:49.125 --> 00:07:50.125 ah look, oh,oh my 00:07:55.465 --> 00:07:56.535 look at his face 00:07:57.640 --> 00:07:58.940 holy shi- 00:07:58.940 --> 00:08:00.140 *explosion* 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:01.760 alright that's something to 00:08:02.165 --> 00:08:05.185 that's something to tell the kids about, "what is happening why are 00:08:05.185 --> 00:08:07.395 the clips so good this week Felix?" 00:08:07.395 --> 00:08:09.475 i don't know they just are 00:08:09.535 --> 00:08:11.775 sometimes we're just lucky that way 00:08:11.780 --> 00:08:13.105 Phil: I don't wanna work, 00:08:13.105 --> 00:08:15.600 I just wanna bang my head with flex tape 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:16.100 *bonk* 00:08:16.740 --> 00:08:19.775 okay, this is the most relatable video 00:08:19.775 --> 00:08:21.975 I have ever seen in my entire life 00:08:21.975 --> 00:08:23.315 Phil Swift 00:08:24.305 --> 00:08:26.935 why can't i just bang my head with 00:08:26.940 --> 00:08:27.920 shh-ket kape (?) 00:08:27.920 --> 00:08:28.580 Swift tape 00:08:28.920 --> 00:08:29.560 Flex tape 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:33.220 what is wrong with me? I'm worried, I'm concerned 00:08:33.265 --> 00:08:34.825 I can't speak 00:08:35.160 --> 00:08:36.280 help me 00:08:36.660 --> 00:08:39.740 I hate that, ah, i was about to say it makes me feel like a ninja 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:42.935 but I hate that Ninja ruined 00:08:42.935 --> 00:08:43.935 ninjas for me 00:08:44.475 --> 00:08:46.315 like I used to think ninjas were cool 00:08:47.185 --> 00:08:48.315 and ninjas aren't cool now 00:08:51.805 --> 00:08:54.495 I just think a guy trying to appeal to twelve-year-olds 00:08:54.495 --> 00:08:57.505 okay alright okay, has Ninja's ever been cool? 00:08:57.505 --> 00:09:00.055 It's a feature till it gets patched out 00:09:00.055 --> 00:09:00.555 yeah 00:09:00.555 --> 00:09:03.555 I'm bugged it's a feature 00:09:03.555 --> 00:09:06.795 well I think the servers restarting and you dying would be a feature 00:09:10.635 --> 00:09:11.635 (laughs) 00:09:15.040 --> 00:09:17.200 seems like a pretty good game what a great feature 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:18.100 Got me good! 00:09:18.300 --> 00:09:20.155 okay what do you want I Skratta 00:09:20.155 --> 00:09:22.735 I only lose if I Skratta 00:09:22.985 --> 00:09:25.585 while there's something i'm not supposed to Skratta at 00:09:25.585 --> 00:09:26.525 do you not understand that 00:09:26.525 --> 00:09:29.195 important distinction? Is that too hard for you to comprehend? 00:09:29.195 --> 00:09:31.875 "I just also feel like yuh know it might think that it might" 00:09:31.875 --> 00:09:33.695 "be a good thing if most of us died" 00:09:33.695 --> 00:09:34.660 *crowd laughs* 00:09:34.980 --> 00:09:35.480 hahahaah 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:35.980 "Ya know what I mean?" 00:09:36.620 --> 00:09:37.400 "it would be! (crowd clapping)" 00:09:41.275 --> 00:09:43.655 "there's nothing wrong with" 00:09:43.655 --> 00:09:46.655 "driving a gas guzzling car there's just too many people doing it" 00:09:46.655 --> 00:09:49.435 "so you gotta figure out a way to like thin out the herd" 00:09:49.435 --> 00:09:50.435 "and it's too late" 00:09:51.240 --> 00:09:53.675 "It's not! These are the hard decisions that are gonna have to be made" 00:09:53.680 --> 00:09:56.880 Bill Burr is like one of the few good comedians left 00:09:57.420 --> 00:09:59.940 God bless him. Alright guys that was it for this week's 00:10:00.420 --> 00:10:00.940 SKRATTA DU 00:10:01.740 --> 00:10:02.320 förlorar du 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:03.495 Did you laugh or did you lose? 00:10:03.495 --> 00:10:06.445 Leave a like if you lost...and as always 00:10:06.765 --> 00:10:09.895 Just lea- smash like. What else do you want from me? 00:10:09.900 --> 00:10:12.700 this has been Peeeeewdiepie! 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:14.660 bros 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:28.660 NOTE: PLEASE DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE SUBTITLES. TRY TO BE AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE WHEN WRITING THEM. THESE ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TROUBLE WITH THEIR HEARING AND THEY DEPEND ON THESE SUBS IN ORDER TO ENJOY THE VIDEO.