WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 I hope I can help 00:00:02.770 --> 00:00:09.779 Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the mages guild has banned it 00:00:12.519 --> 00:00:14.519 Farewell 00:00:22.050 --> 00:00:24.050 May you rest in peace 00:00:26.669 --> 00:00:30.049 Oh, yeah play video games 00:00:32.369 --> 00:00:35.659 Watch someone else play video. That's right. I'm joining you guys 00:00:49.110 --> 00:00:51.110 How stupid can you be 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:56.360 Come on, you guys have been doing it for years. Well, I can't do it oblivion is it's my weakness 00:00:56.430 --> 00:01:04.009 This game is just God's gift to earth Thank You. Todd Howard son. Thank you. Fun fact ton Howard was in the Chess Club 00:01:05.220 --> 00:01:07.339 Nothing cracks me up like this game. So 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:13.879 Let's just jump into it. The other one got deleted in case anyone is curious what happened to it 00:01:13.880 --> 00:01:19.880 But we have a ton of new of Lybian memes. Thanks to bacon who apparently took it upon himself to single-handedly 00:01:20.850 --> 00:01:22.909 resurrect this this game 00:01:24.299 --> 00:01:26.299 What's going on? 00:01:28.259 --> 00:01:30.259 Stop you 00:01:30.899 --> 00:01:35.659 Bow or serve your sentence your stolen goods are now forfeit 00:01:37.649 --> 00:01:39.649 Then pay with your blood 00:01:47.850 --> 00:01:49.850 That's great 00:01:49.979 --> 00:01:55.129 This game is too good. I never actually played this game. I just know I love it. That's all 00:01:55.130 --> 00:02:00.799 I know Todd Howard god bless your soul and they clearly were way too ambitious with this title 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:06.468 And that's what makes it so goddamn beautiful. I was writing games when I was you know, 12, whatever and 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:13.340 The other kids in the block would say, you know, I'm gonna play quarterback for the Cowboys and I'd be like 00:02:13.500 --> 00:02:16.039 I'm gonna make video games and everyone's gonna play 00:02:16.980 --> 00:02:19.009 You dork go back to the Chess Club 00:02:19.890 --> 00:02:21.890 Who's laughing now? 00:02:23.459 --> 00:02:25.459 Yes, I was in the Chess Club 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:36.239 Who's laughing now, I like how it goes from confident to insecure just like that who's laughing now? 00:02:37.540 --> 00:02:39.540 Yeah 00:02:39.790 --> 00:02:46.739 God bless you Todd, I'm Rena brilliant. I love dogs doesn't everyone everyone does 00:02:51.340 --> 00:02:55.170 How do you get that perfect timing god damn it only in Oblivion 00:02:55.560 --> 00:03:00.839 I am ready burn it one thing. You need to know about me. I love dogs. Does it every 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.680 How does that happen what 00:03:05.890 --> 00:03:07.210 in most games these days 00:03:07.210 --> 00:03:08.460 It's all about you know 00:03:08.460 --> 00:03:14.040 Duck and Cover and and wait for your enemy to come out and then, you know waiting for the right move 00:03:14.040 --> 00:03:22.019 It's a lot of waiting is very boring but not nothing speaks like a real action movie nothing tops the matrix times a hundred 00:03:22.180 --> 00:03:26.369 Thousand million like the Oblivion combat. Just why Brittani? 00:03:35.950 --> 00:03:37.950 You're pathetic 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:45.840 Take that 00:03:50.349 --> 00:03:56.729 Goddamn it when you fail at the long range, you just gotta step in on that close range. You're pathetic 00:04:05.200 --> 00:04:08.550 Beautiful with that fire now ain't it a surprise 00:04:11.140 --> 00:04:16.440 No sign of them they do that in LA a lot it that's Skyrim to be fair, but they do that in life 00:04:16.440 --> 00:04:20.549 Just kill someone immediately. That's no sign of him. I guess he's gone 00:04:21.850 --> 00:04:23.850 Oh 00:04:27.580 --> 00:04:29.580 My god 00:04:46.090 --> 00:04:53.220 Does everyone have a dislocated shoulder. What is going on? Wait, what the hell is this Oh, 00:04:59.290 --> 00:05:03.450 Todd Howard seduces, you too, Matt. They're mad at Fleetwood Mac's right? It's me 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:06.360 Bethesda's Todd Howard 00:05:06.580 --> 00:05:08.669 look, I know you told me not to come around and 00:05:09.700 --> 00:05:12.959 Know after we bought skyrim for the Xbox one. You said you were done 00:05:14.200 --> 00:05:16.200 At least let me plead my case 00:05:17.020 --> 00:05:18.820 No 00:05:18.820 --> 00:05:24.899 Poor is the perfect game. It'll have no lobe time. Yeah, did you like that? 00:05:26.440 --> 00:05:33.600 No, I can't I'm sorry, I'll save this for later. Yes. Oh great and mighty grand champion. Is there something you need? 00:05:33.880 --> 00:05:40.170 Can I carry your weapon shine your boots that road perhaps where it's gonna shoot room in the air. Oh, is it the classic? Oh 00:05:41.200 --> 00:05:43.200 Gee, you sure 00:05:43.810 --> 00:05:49.709 Okay. Well, I'll be hanging around the arena grounds if you need someone to share the ground you walk on 00:05:50.410 --> 00:05:52.410 Absolutely, beautiful. Absolutely 00:05:53.140 --> 00:05:54.700 magnificent oh 00:05:54.700 --> 00:05:56.700 my god 00:06:01.390 --> 00:06:05.909 He just broke his back he's fine he's fine it happens all the time he does that all the time 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.720 Happening 00:06:18.169 --> 00:06:24.278 This game is so confusing. I think that's why it makes it so good. You see someone run past just now 00:06:26.659 --> 00:06:32.259 Well, if you do grab him and yell it bastard stole from me 00:06:38.059 --> 00:06:43.749 Did you see thump is that how Americans try to do like Nordic accent is that is that how you see yes, huh? 00:06:44.479 --> 00:06:49.238 Racism have you seen anyone in plain sight do you see that man right there? 00:06:50.629 --> 00:06:54.638 You know the action is very exciting of in oblivion and Skyrim, of course 00:06:54.639 --> 00:07:01.509 But nothing really entices me and immerses me like the dialogue that really makes me feel like I'm part of the world 00:07:01.509 --> 00:07:05.109 It feels like real dialogues real people real communication 00:07:05.629 --> 00:07:07.129 How goes it? 00:07:07.129 --> 00:07:10.629 I've been better. I hope things get better. Oh 00:07:14.959 --> 00:07:16.459 Hello 00:07:16.459 --> 00:07:18.409 How are you today? 00:07:18.409 --> 00:07:20.528 I've been better. How about you? 00:07:21.289 --> 00:07:25.658 I've been better. What's the news from the other parts of Tamriel? 00:07:26.539 --> 00:07:28.539 nothing, and I'd like to talk about 00:07:30.469 --> 00:07:32.149 So long 00:07:32.149 --> 00:07:36.309 Be seeing you at first. I thought it was the same guy. Just talking to himself 00:07:36.309 --> 00:07:43.118 But it's clearly the same voice actor for these two characters interacting. I've been better. How are you been better? 00:07:43.300 --> 00:07:49.089 It's as long as like this same person or something. It's incredible. I already show this one, but it's so funny 00:07:51.830 --> 00:07:56.680 This guy's an absolute an absolute menace to society, I don't know you 00:08:00.590 --> 00:08:03.280 Know it's this about. I don't know you and I don't 00:08:07.670 --> 00:08:10.300 They they test this game at all and I don't care 00:08:17.390 --> 00:08:22.210 Okay, we get it thank you that is literally me at school to everyone 00:08:22.210 --> 00:08:28.749 I don't know you I don't care to know you Thank You Pat sir. The voice acting is just impeccable lady. Amber 00:08:28.750 --> 00:08:33.130 Knox has hired a new captain lady. Amber. Knox has hired a new captain of the guard 00:08:37.190 --> 00:08:38.450 Todd did that intentionally 00:08:38.450 --> 00:08:42.549 I know he did Spriggans nature's Guardians my foot 00:08:42.860 --> 00:08:47.110 Mean things they'll curse you or they might call a bear to tear you apart 00:08:47.870 --> 00:08:54.729 Spriggans nature's Guardians my foot mean things they'll curse you or they might call a bear to tear you apart 00:08:55.520 --> 00:08:57.939 wow, it's so nice to see a game that really 00:08:58.760 --> 00:09:02.679 Articulates all the points that they want to say. It feels like I'm talking to a real person 00:09:03.340 --> 00:09:05.739 Don't you feel it too smash like if you feel it, too 00:09:06.230 --> 00:09:10.600 thank you something that's really innovative for video games is the fact that 00:09:11.030 --> 00:09:15.729 Characters will actually remember their interaction with you like that one Lord of the Rings game 00:09:15.730 --> 00:09:19.000 For example, that definitely does not occur in oblivion 00:09:19.030 --> 00:09:23.259 I mean oblivion really lives up to his name because it seems like a blue everyone just having amnesia 00:09:23.510 --> 00:09:27.939 I'm captain of the castle guard and Deon is captain of the town guard 00:09:28.190 --> 00:09:33.130 It's simple I don't care what goes on in town. That's Dion's problem 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:38.439 Goodbye you're the gray fox 00:09:39.170 --> 00:09:46.599 You're under arrest for for for all kinds of stuff. You're wanted dead or alive. I'm i'm choosing dead 00:09:48.710 --> 00:09:51.999 I'll make captain for this. Oh great 00:09:56.360 --> 00:10:02.919 Man down he was just a captain that wanted to be captain. So sad only asking for enough to 00:10:03.680 --> 00:10:05.680 Thank you later. Gather 00:10:07.100 --> 00:10:09.100 Blessings of the shadow upon 00:10:10.400 --> 00:10:17.889 Thank you, sir, sir get blessings of akatosh upon ye, thank you kind sir 00:10:19.880 --> 00:10:26.350 Blessings of the shadow upon ye blessing upon you for smashing like on this video. Thank you. Can't there 00:10:34.790 --> 00:10:36.790 He was here a second ago you 00:10:43.010 --> 00:10:47.080 I've seen your kind before you've got blood on your hands 00:10:47.450 --> 00:10:51.910 Keep your blade sheath you murdering bastard, or I'll put you down myself 00:10:55.730 --> 00:10:58.720 Stay safe citizen say saves our dark times 00:11:00.890 --> 00:11:07.299 You just murdered some wine, how could you do this spell looks dangerous keep your distance 00:11:16.100 --> 00:11:22.210 Damnit will we ever get games like this anymore? I doubt it your money or your money or your life 00:11:24.500 --> 00:11:29.320 You're smarter than you look seems fair they have braids in his hair 00:11:32.180 --> 00:11:35.049 Take it it's worthless to me anyway 00:11:36.920 --> 00:11:38.720 The whole video of me just 00:11:38.720 --> 00:11:41.559 Goddamnit, I laughed at that how does that happen? 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:46.660 You see this highwayman at existential crisis after you stole from him 00:11:46.660 --> 00:11:50.709 You see he makes a living stealing from others and yet he himself was just robbed 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:56.829 You can't say you were in the wrong since he's done worse. I mean, yeah, I guess he's just calling us worthless 00:11:56.830 --> 00:11:59.319 Isn't he because he was comparing our life to the money 00:12:02.480 --> 00:12:08.230 Take it it's worthless to me. Anyway. Yeah. It's oddly like sad 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:15.820 But of course the top of the cake the cake of the cake the cake inside the cake the guards, of course 00:12:15.950 --> 00:12:17.840 Nothing beats the AI 00:12:17.840 --> 00:12:25.149 Anyway, okay oblivion really has mastered AI it doesn't get any cleverer the cleverer really smarter than this. What is it? 00:12:38.120 --> 00:12:39.830 Very subtle 00:12:39.830 --> 00:12:41.830 Stop right there criminal scum 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:48.939 Nobody breaks the law and my watch I'm confiscating your stolen goods now pay your fine or it's off to jail 00:12:51.380 --> 00:12:56.410 Then pay with your blood see my mascara watch out 00:13:07.690 --> 00:13:15.150 Take the fuckin do well sir officer. She says all flesh and no fury. I can't tell you 00:13:16.540 --> 00:13:23.760 It keeps stealing. So it's a perfect long live the Empire what's going on? 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:35.820 It's all over law breaker your sprees at an inner I'll take any stolen. Could you have the next move is yours? 00:13:36.640 --> 00:13:39.569 Pay your fine or I'll haul you away 00:13:42.580 --> 00:13:44.580 Then pay with your blood 00:13:46.390 --> 00:13:49.140 It's all over Anakin I have the high ground 00:13:50.560 --> 00:13:55.289 Alright, that's it guys going right to subscribe to bacon. I'll link his channel down below 00:13:55.540 --> 00:13:59.880 he is still uploading these I wouldn't be able to make this video without it and 00:14:00.400 --> 00:14:03.509 Honestly, it's so funny. I I it's kind of weird 00:14:03.510 --> 00:14:09.179 I I feel like I shouldn't play the game because I have this expectation in my head that every interaction is gonna be like this 00:14:09.180 --> 00:14:12.810 Now because all I've ever seen from it, but if you guys wanted me to play the game 00:14:12.810 --> 00:14:14.810 I think I would be up for I think it could be fun 00:14:14.970 --> 00:14:21.089 I don't know. But if you enjoyed this video smash like and I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hope this video. It was enjoyable 00:14:21.089 --> 00:14:23.759 I'm sure it was. Thank you very much. Goodbye 00:14:24.700 --> 00:14:26.700 brofist