WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:04.400 What's up gamers? It's time for twitchcon 00:00:05.100 --> 00:00:07.800 2018 epic cringe compilation 00:00:07.840 --> 00:00:09.220 I got a couple uh... 00:00:09.220 --> 00:00:13.880 Hopes, I got a couple of guesses. I think there's gonna be there's gonna be dabbing 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:20.260 What did I teach you the micro dab guys? Come on, Michael? Yes! Yes you, yes, beautiful! 00:00:20.260 --> 00:00:21.860 I think there's gonna be some pretty 00:00:21.860 --> 00:00:23.060 Lit 00:00:23.060 --> 00:00:25.040 Fortnite dances 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:30.600 But most importantly, there's going to be... 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:35.340 I think of myself as like above the average person. 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Let's go on for the video 00:01:29.290 --> 00:01:32.999 First of all, I really enjoyed the the Ninja roast, you know 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.269 A lot of the people here that are here in front of us are our viewers 00:01:36.580 --> 00:01:41.940 Which is what actually amazes me about Utama that you're up here because most your viewers are outside because of the age restriction 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:56.540 *Laughs* *Cheers* 00:01:56.540 --> 00:01:59.320 Damn that was a sick roast 00:02:00.580 --> 00:02:05.120 I love how the audience just... apparently it's the greatest thing yet. No one's ever heard 00:02:06.460 --> 00:02:07.220 *Clap* *clap* *clap* 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:10.920 00:02:13.040 --> 00:02:16.680 I don't know why the audience treats like yeah, it was a it was a roast 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:23.680 Okay, I'm not gonna deny that. It was a roast and I appreciate it. But the audience reaction is just so mismatched this guy. 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.240 Oh my god, this audience are dicks. 00:02:27.300 --> 00:02:30.120 Shroud apparently won a competition. That was pretty epic 00:02:30.120 --> 00:02:30.980 Hey, first of all 00:02:30.980 --> 00:02:37.840 Thank you everybody for coming out today. This was amazing. We're so excited to have everybody and what an amazing tournament from you guys 00:02:37.880 --> 00:02:44.640 So on behalf of the Doritos brand we are proud to present the Doritos Bowl trophy to team Shroud 00:02:46.660 --> 00:02:49.360 Let's give it up for team Shroud 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:54.740 They are your very first Doritos Bowl champions 00:02:54.740 --> 00:02:57.400 They put in the work, they put in the time 00:02:57.560 --> 00:02:59.900 I don't know why this is so funny 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:06.600 The Dorito Bowl champion combined with this music that's an epic moment. I can only imagine 00:03:07.460 --> 00:03:12.520 putting countless hours into video games for this moment to get the Dorito Bowls 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:16.100 Championship 00:03:20.860 --> 00:03:21.420 "Hi" 00:03:27.440 --> 00:03:33.880 I always wonder, you know who's watching these streams but things start to make sense when you watch these conventions 00:03:34.310 --> 00:03:35.599 A lot of things make sense 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:41.798 what a gentleman, you know, then put his slob on her back why bother with the hand if you're not even gonna 00:03:42.530 --> 00:03:45.069 You know, I don't get it. How does you know? 00:03:45.069 --> 00:03:49.869 I'm the most awkward handshake person in the world, but you'll that catch me dead before I use a hand hover 00:03:49.869 --> 00:03:56.340 I don't get it. You can't mess that up. At least. How do you mess that up? It's literally impossible. 00:03:56.340 --> 00:04:19.000 *Music and "Kids?" Dancing* 00:04:19.080 --> 00:04:25.000 I get it, you know, it's just kids dancing. It's fine. You can't really go: ahh it's so cringe! 00:04:25.460 --> 00:04:32.960 Everyone dances as a kid and it's an epic cringe, but the thing I don't understand is why are they people watching it? 00:04:33.620 --> 00:04:38.240 Look at that, why are there literally hundreds of people watching this? 00:04:41.620 --> 00:04:45.920 And then this stan shows up, the god of a Fortnite dance shows up 00:04:49.430 --> 00:04:56.680 Look at that child hahaha. Everybody, please give it up for the Fortnite dance crew make some noise. 00:04:59.660 --> 00:05:02.080 I just realized that we have this-a similar name 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:19.940 Do they just forget to go on stage are there there? Okay 00:05:41.380 --> 00:05:46.420 So confused everything is this confuses me I feel so old 00:05:47.520 --> 00:05:51.060 Why do I feel so old I don't want to be like this guys, please 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:56.040 Someone save me, make me enjoy things again. Fortnite, everything is just killed me 00:05:57.180 --> 00:05:58.400 Oh yeah, this is my dance! 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:01.120 Oh yeah 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:02.460 Now that's epic 00:06:02.460 --> 00:06:10.319 Okay, I feel like knowing the Fortnite dance's at this point is the equivalent of knowing how to knowing how to breathe apparently every 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:13.859 Kid ever has just studied in front of the mirror how to do the dance 00:06:13.900 --> 00:06:20.909 You know that anyone that knows the fortnight dance deliberately took time to watch up go to online to watch a fortnight dance 00:06:21.099 --> 00:06:25.769 Tutorial to make sure that they can follow the movement so that they can do the dance as well 00:06:25.770 --> 00:06:29.159 But unless you know this dance don't even talk to me, okay? 00:06:42.450 --> 00:06:46.099 I'm not sure if this is twitch calm, but it's a beautiful clip grab this 00:06:46.099 --> 00:06:46.860 Uh 00:06:46.860 --> 00:06:49.819 Black Monster right here. That's right. I don't know why we call it that 00:06:49.820 --> 00:06:53.090 I'm gonna have a, you hear that cracking open a cold one Duncan. You got a problem 00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:55.180 Do you like the test of that Black Monster? 00:06:56.340 --> 00:06:58.360 Let's just go to the game this is getting out of control 00:07:06.500 --> 00:07:08.500 What just happened there? 00:07:09.090 --> 00:07:15.289 No hug. Thank you very much. This is me at any convention. Okay, no physical contact we talked about this 00:07:15.290 --> 00:07:19.189 I don't want to end up in a cringe compilation. Okay? No hugs. No nothing 00:07:19.620 --> 00:07:22.940 This guy knows what's up, and I can respect that dammit 00:07:26.760 --> 00:07:29.569 You just dodged a bullet right there very easy 00:07:29.570 --> 00:07:30.050 I mean 00:07:30.050 --> 00:07:35.509 Why would you hug if you're on camera what an idiot get new friends that guy. Well if you guys didn't know his actual first 00:07:35.510 --> 00:07:37.510 name is Dick 00:07:37.980 --> 00:07:42.500 Which it must be tough being named after your favorite celebrity body part that go after to gain popularity 00:07:43.100 --> 00:07:44.300 Drake 00:07:44.300 --> 00:07:46.400 Marshmallow, Mark Cuban who's next? 00:07:53.420 --> 00:07:53.920 Hey 00:08:00.570 --> 00:08:02.930 I mean I only lag like at a few spots 00:08:05.130 --> 00:08:07.130 Yeah, I do you want my backpack 00:08:07.860 --> 00:08:10.040 You'll have to come to my room to get it though. I 00:08:12.020 --> 00:08:16.760 Think it's a win-win but you know. What? Heh, I'm just jokeing! 00:08:17.180 --> 00:08:19.180 Okay, it's a joke 00:08:19.580 --> 00:08:21.360 *Laugh* 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:25.219 I think it's a win-win, I can't believe I just said that 00:08:25.220 --> 00:08:26.400 *Laugh* 00:08:26.400 --> 00:08:31.580 "It was a joke! It was a joke guys!" I think poco laws. You gave me like a little clip. 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:32.100 Yeah 00:08:32.100 --> 00:08:34.100 You wanted me to show of like, your channel 00:08:34.100 --> 00:08:35.220 -working on in my team 00:08:47.220 --> 00:08:49.220 Put the wrong video, I don't know what this is 00:08:52.890 --> 00:08:56.660 I'm so sorry. I'm really I've never seen that video before 00:09:05.850 --> 00:09:07.710 That was such an epic, gnome 00:09:07.710 --> 00:09:13.879 And these people don't even know the gnome meme. This is me when I try and make fun of people and they don't understand 00:09:14.310 --> 00:09:17.660 And then this is unfunny and uncomfortable. Yeah 00:09:22.580 --> 00:09:25.560 No one knows how to react that was cool I guess 00:09:25.580 --> 00:09:27.580 I don't know what just happened 00:09:39.780 --> 00:09:44.420 That's how you know your life you're sober if you ever get genomed it's time to pack your baggage say, goodbye 00:09:44.420 --> 00:09:48.409 You might as well start digging Your Grave it's over. Then of course we get to the 00:09:48.409 --> 00:09:49.020 *Clap* 00:09:49.020 --> 00:09:56.420 The greatest cliff of all time the man that decided to summarize the mind of every twitch streamer on this platform 00:09:56.460 --> 00:09:57.920 Let's just jump into it 00:09:57.920 --> 00:10:03.949 don't feel like many of my viewers should relate themselves to me because and this is like super like kind of like 00:10:04.280 --> 00:10:10.879 Like God like kind of weird is like I do think of myself as better than or not better but like bigger 00:10:12.420 --> 00:10:17.780 There's no good way to say this I think of myself as like above the average person so I don't feel like many people could 00:10:17.780 --> 00:10:20.149 Relate to me as like bad as that sounds I know 00:10:20.700 --> 00:10:24.590 But like that's just genuinely how I- (Lord have mercy on your soul) 00:10:27.540 --> 00:10:32.540 I think that what makes this clip so great is that he knows he's not supposed to say it. He's like 00:10:32.540 --> 00:10:33.120 Ugh 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.120 it's really no good way to say this but 00:10:35.940 --> 00:10:42.710 I'm basically God I'm basically better than everyone else low key- like god complex. Just stop right there if you're ever in that moment 00:10:44.040 --> 00:10:47.990 Don't cross the border. I mean I shouldn't be talking about this at all. Actually, nevermind 00:10:47.990 --> 00:10:54.620 I just love how you know, you're a streamer. You're the kind of person that relies on donations from other people 00:10:54.740 --> 00:11:01.190 You're basically begging other people for money and that's how you make a living. But uh you're so better than the average person 00:11:01.190 --> 00:11:06.679 You're still uh you're still above the average person. I'm gonna go on a limb and say no. No you're not 00:11:06.680 --> 00:11:12.169 You're 100% not better than the average person and anyone that think they're better than the average person 00:11:12.540 --> 00:11:19.640 Is 100% not better than the average person if he just said it as a meme instead of hesitating and be like, you know 00:11:19.640 --> 00:11:21.890 What I just think I'm better than the average person 00:11:21.890 --> 00:11:26.569 I don't think anyone would care. But the fact that he was sort of hesitating being like, oh, this is kind of weird 00:11:26.730 --> 00:11:28.730 There's no good way to say this 00:11:28.730 --> 00:11:29.250 Uh 00:11:29.250 --> 00:11:35.960 But uh yeah, I'm better. I'm better. This has been twitch con 2018 epic cringe moment 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:40.249 I hope you gamers enjoyed it if you did consider smashing like and subscribing 00:11:40.250 --> 00:11:46.339 We're trying to hit the sixty nine million subscribers for forty series. Can we make it happen guys? 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