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*  Nyarons 「HARUKAKANATA」*

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STARRING PEWDS

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(Too Close)

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Helloooo and welcome everyone!

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You Slav, You Lose! Youtube's Favorite ShowWwWW! (hmmmmmmmmmm, that sentence feels familiar)

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Yes that's it, I do think that's it

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Let's see how last video-ah, Its fine actually thank you YouTube

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( ♥灬 3灬 ♥)

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I don't always complain

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The Challenge is simple, skratta du

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I mean-uh, U sLav, U lOse

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that's just the rule, Its very simpol

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Bonus point if you check out the merch, Link in the description

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Limited time only-LETS GO ON WITH THE VIDEO EVERYBODY

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Remember to not SKRATTA (swedish initiates) sKrAttar du då fannnn, då blir jag så arg, arghhhhhhh

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Let's begin wOoo I'm excited!

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And what do not you like swamps?

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I've been living here all my life and advising everyone

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That was a real tough one, wasn't it

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But I think we made it through that one

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We didn't Skratta *Laughs* nO!

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nänänänän mannen, inte Skrata, det ska du fan inte göra!

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He fell asleep in the workplace

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And this can not be done

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it's not good

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He's just-just sleeping uh in a junkyard, no big deal (I'm not alone)

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Everyone does this

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(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

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( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

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/╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\

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*Airhorn noise*

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*splat*

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(RuN Boi)

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I think this meme would work better if it had the Russian Anthem

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Sive, I mean Brad #2 will now edit that in

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*Exposed*

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*Airhorn intensifies*

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*Russian Anthem Playing*

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*Headphone Warning*

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(OoO fIRe)

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eAR RaPE*

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Fucked in the mouth(Yebanyy v rot)

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Fucked in the mouth

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*angry Russian noises followed by one of the only russian words I know (Blyat)*

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BLYYYAAAAT

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See, didn't that work so much better (Yes Felix)

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Did you Skratta yet? (Did I?)

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HMmMmMmMmmM

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Let's keep uhodugsufge

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(swedish transformation) Nu kör vi mer klipp, mera klipp tack, det hade vait trevligt med lite mera klipp

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(Oh, I have all my fingers)

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(The knife goes chop chop chop)

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*laughs*

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(If I miss the spaces in-between my fingers will come off)

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*Skratta some more*

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I love Russian school memes

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It's like, what are they doing, what is this whole country doing

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No one knows

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*Why u Skratta evrytym*

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(Shake that booty)

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(˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)

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Seems like a fantastic place to get educated

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I... I really finally get why all the eastern European

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People who watch my channel, Why they're such intellectuals

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I finally understand

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If you want to be an intellectual as well

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You know where-how to get it

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*SKRATTA ALERT*

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*Bang*

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┗(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)┓

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*Skratta*

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DOOOOONBAAASSS!!!

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Pewds: You've heard this, You saw this

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I feel like this has to be staged or something

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but the fact isn't just make it so bad ass

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How can something so re-*oof*

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Be so bad ass at the same time

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Like I don't understand

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Trying to grasp my head around this

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*Bam*

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*Skraattta*

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*RIP PEWDS*

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I gotta see that again

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*Sound of Comedy Gold*

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*Horse skratta*

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I diDN't SkRatTA

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JAG SKRATTA INTE!!! TYST DJÄVEL!

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What is wrong with your Country?

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I don't understand

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What is right? What is wrong?

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I don't under- I'm just lost (Same here)

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We Interrupt this program to bring you a Special (oOo) Report

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Sorry to Interrupt

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Have I told you about ASS

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It's coming out in every console EVER

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in MAY

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Check it out, Link in the description

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Join the discord, Have some fun

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*TV Static*

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*Sh*tty Accordion playing*

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*Meme Review Claps*

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*Beautiful singing* ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ(This is a song about vodka)

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*  Григорий Лепс - Рюмка Водки На Столе (Grigory Leps - A glass of vodka on the table) *

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This is unironically fire

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Someone needs to do an EDM dance mix of this

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PleAse!

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I think the fact that its so authentic ya'know

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That sort makes it funny

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And I mean who said white people dont have culture

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There's plenty of it

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You just gotta look to the East

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Get him

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He will bite me

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Polish...

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JEeSus cHrISt!

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Where he is?!

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Stop stop stop!

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You will hit him!

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*Pewds Laughing*

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*More Laughing from Video*

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He runs

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Its TeRriFyINg

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Oh my gawd it's gonna attack again

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Wait wait

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I'll drop my phone

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Catch him

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nO

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No

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Awww

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Introducing Alexa Slav

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*fniss* (giggle in swedish)

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Little Girl: Is it for me?

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Dad: Its for everyone

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Pewds: For everyone

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*Skratta Again*

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Works even better now

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It's for all of us

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It's our Alexa

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Mom: How's it going?

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Dad: I'm just finishing up right now

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Little Girl: Is it on?

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Dad: Its always on

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Little Girl: Can it hear me right now?

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Dad: No, It only hears you when you use the wake word we chose

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Pewds: NOnONo

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It definitely hears you all the time *Laughs*

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Dad: Alexa

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Little Girl: Well, What does it do?

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Dad: Alexa, What do you do?

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*Boy has been summoned*

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Boy: Awesome!

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Pewds: aWeSOme

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Boy: Alexa, play rock music

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*Russian Music*'

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Pewds: Ehehey!

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*Russian Music*'

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Dad: Alexa, Stop

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Mom: Wait, I wanna try

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Alexa, what time is it?

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Pewds: Jesus Christ

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Little Girl: With the companion app, you can access Echo from anywhere

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*Some more Russian music*

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Little Girl: With everything Echo can do, It's really become part of the family

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Commercial Guy: To experience Echo, go to Amazon.com/echo

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Need to get me one of those

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Seems pretty good

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*8-bit version of the Russian Anthem*

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(I'm going downgrade to a Nokia)

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(Now I see everything)

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Beautiful

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Nothing like a Russian Anthem on a Finnish phone

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*Screams in such pain*

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Сука

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Блять

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*Pewds dying of Laughter*

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*more skratta*

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That sound is one of my favorite sounds by russians of all time

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Сука

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Блять

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Pewds: Блять

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Блять

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*Skratta*

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WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

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YOU PUT YOUR ARM INSIDE A BEAR CAGE

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Truly a country of Intellectuals

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I'm very proud

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*Intro of Friends*

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Oh, Catchy! *Intro of Friends*

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*Intro of Friends*

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This is so nice to see friends hanging out

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O K A Y

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Alright

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Moving on to the next video

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That was-  *Swedish stuff Agen*

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News Lady: *Polish* *Polish*

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Guy in the back : WAAHHHHH!!

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Pewds: Jesus Christ

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What's wrong with your count- I mean what's right with th- *Cracks up*

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I mean how else could you look this good

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How else could you rock this look so hard?

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IStS ThE onLY wAY

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Alright I LOST ok

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I'm-a I Lost (Finally you admit)

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Are you happy? (VERY)

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I Skratta

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What do you want from me?

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That's it for this week's U laf, U slav

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I hope you guys enjoyed my fellow comrades

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That's right, I was looking for a word

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That really shows that we're a family

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More than just bros

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There ya go, Check out the merch, Link in the description

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Really appreciate the limited time only

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support the channel

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Most likely since this will be demonitized

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So I really appreciate it guys, Thank you very much

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and leave a like if you lost and leave a like if you lost

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*Outro Song*

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Caption Author: Jeane Diputado