WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:06.140 --> 00:00:07.280 Racism! 00:00:07.740 --> 00:00:08.880 OOPSIE!!! 00:00:09.040 --> 00:00:10.420 Accidental racism 00:00:10.540 --> 00:00:11.700 How could that possibly happen?? 00:00:11.860 --> 00:00:14.440 This is just a ridiculous subreddit 00:00:14.440 --> 00:00:17.460 You're either racist or you're not. There's no in between! 00:00:17.920 --> 00:00:20.640 There's never any excuses. Ever! 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:25.260 Now let's see what these PATHETIC posts on reddit have to say about themselves. 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:28.720 I am SMH'ing and disgusting right frickin' now 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:34.600 It's a small museum, but it really captures the Australian spirit. IMMIGRATION MUSEUM 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:36.600 KEEP OU-hahahaha 00:00:36.800 --> 00:00:42.420 "This is accidentally a better piece of art than anything banksy ever shit out" 00:00:43.040 --> 00:00:45.140 Oh that's great 00:00:45.220 --> 00:00:47.940 It happens to the best of us what can I say? 00:00:47.940 --> 00:00:49.140 What else do we got? 00:00:49.140 --> 00:00:53.160 "A very interesting adjective for describing the color of a car." 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:55.060 OK we have: "Tango Orange", 00:00:55.420 --> 00:00:58.140 We have "Granite Gray", "Fire Brick Red", 00:00:58.280 --> 00:00:59.320 "Silky Silver", 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:01.240 And... 00:01:01.540 --> 00:01:02.820 "Superior White"! 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:06.880 Interesting, VERY interesting adjective indeed! 00:01:07.220 --> 00:01:11.140 Its just interesting! That those two words would be used together! 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:13.360 Jesus Christ, what kinda car is this? 00:01:13.540 --> 00:01:16.060 I AM BUYING IT!!! No I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. 00:01:16.060 --> 00:01:19.220 Excuse me! I would like the "Superior White" please. 00:01:19.220 --> 00:01:22.560 Can you imagine anyone buying this? Like actual racists being like: 00:01:22.560 --> 00:01:24.720 "Yeah I drive a superior white." 00:01:25.520 --> 00:01:31.700 Just to be clear, I do not support these racistsism claims. Video. Memes. Okay? 00:01:31.980 --> 00:01:35.700 So I'm pretty much legally covered from any media as well. 00:01:35.880 --> 00:01:38.740 That's a disclaimer by the way. Just so... we're clear. 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:43.660 Uh..I didn't make these memes and I do not endorse these messages. I will, however, laugh at them. 00:01:43.660 --> 00:01:46.580 "These plates are color...coded." 00:01:46.580 --> 00:01:49.960 It's accurate because the white man is happy! πŸ˜€ 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:53.500 Okay.. maybe that was an unnecessary comment, but it was funny okay? Let's move on 00:01:53.740 --> 00:01:57.420 Jesus Christ. Is it hot in here or is eet joost my racism? 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:00.240 Baby K'Tan organic baby carrier 00:02:00.460 --> 00:02:02.320 Hmmmmm... 😁😁😁 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:04.540 Hmmmmm... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:08.140 I have no comment whatsoever, except that it's RACIST! 00:02:08.340 --> 00:02:09.700 Just to be clear, guys 00:02:10.220 --> 00:02:14.920 Sive told me to review this subreddit, and he's the biggest racist I know. Alright? 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:16.920 So I'm pretty covered by this 00:02:16.920 --> 00:02:22.260 "Looking to purchase a kitten under ten dollars. Must be in mint condition." 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:26.360 "I have a black baby" "Looking for a kitten, but thanks" 00:02:26.660 --> 00:02:30.800 "Lul it is a kitten" STILL don't want it, but thanks. 00:02:31.260 --> 00:02:35.260 It must be in "mint condition". What the hell does that mean? 00:02:35.780 --> 00:02:40.700 The German race wars Oopsie! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:42.880 The Fast and the FΓΌhrerious 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:46.080 Oh god... this is just a bad idea isn't it. 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:50.260 I didn't think it would be like this, okay? I-I don't know what I was expecting 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:54.880 I don't know what was gonna happen, but here we are nonetheless, and I'm definitely committing. 00:02:54.880 --> 00:02:57.400 I'm not picking anything else to do today, okay? 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:03.120 I should be more responsible and pick another subreddit, uh, I'm way too deep in at this point, okay? 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:06.460 I'm basically reviewing this... so you don't have to. 00:03:06.760 --> 00:03:10.760 So other people won't go to this FOUL, DISGUSTING subreddit 00:03:11.220 --> 00:03:19.700 "If humans are 65% water, Africans are just...35...percent...human." 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:27.200 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Smash immigrants! Welcome racism! 00:03:27.200 --> 00:03:29.740 Smash those immigrants and welcome racism! 00:03:29.740 --> 00:03:32.320 Oh wait it's Smash racism, immigrants... 00:03:32.320 --> 00:03:34.740 Well. I'm just confused. Which one is it? 00:03:34.740 --> 00:03:38.880 "I'm at a grocery store and a guy looks at me then turns to his wife and says 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:44.160 "'Oh ya we need... naan bread". I'm always happy to help" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 00:03:44.160 --> 00:03:45.400 Okay that's kinda funny 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.700 Come on, he was just memeing it as well 00:03:47.700 --> 00:03:53.600 "Stirring a square mug creates an interesting shape of coffee" 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:55.700 Aaaand I'm clickin away! Alright! 00:03:56.200 --> 00:04:00.400 The amazing race, Black family: last place 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:02.620 Is that their actual name? Like Black? 00:04:02.740 --> 00:04:03.860 I'm so confused. 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.040 Celebrating single moms! 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:08.780 πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:12.460 Ohw... is it racist to laugh at them? I can't tell. 00:04:12.800 --> 00:04:15.680 Where do the lines go at this? I'm not makin it 00:04:16.080 --> 00:04:21.180 "Kanye says slavery was a choice, gets owned at the end of the video" 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:22.860 Gets "owned". 00:04:23.260 --> 00:04:27.600 He gets "owned". Kanye gets "owned". Kanye gets "owned". 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:30.540 Oh no. Oh no no no! *sniff* 00:04:30.980 --> 00:04:35.480 "ADD? ADHD? Sign up for concentration camp now!" 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:39.840 Yay! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ So that's what it's for! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:44.700 "Don't do this to my boy Franklin". Ah! Fraaanklin! 00:04:44.700 --> 00:04:47.340 I mean at least he'll have more food on his side so... 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.020 "The only white mouse Razer makes". 00:04:50.400 --> 00:04:53.620 Ultimate supremacy 00:04:55.300 --> 00:04:57.620 Just checkin'. I'm just checking. 00:04:57.980 --> 00:05:03.400 "I'm gonna say it.." The N-Word. Oh, 'cause brown flipped is n-word? 00:05:03.400 --> 00:05:06.660 This is probably the greatest discovery the internet has ever made. 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:08.680 It's the ultimate meme-r. 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:12.980 You ever seen brown? It's basically the new 420. Or 69. 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:16.840 It's just that hidden epic reference that people just can't stop laughing at. 00:05:16.940 --> 00:05:22.320 "Did you know that brown says n-word if you flip it?" Incredible! 00:05:22.640 --> 00:05:25.120 My life has been brought new meaning. 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.240 My life- what in the world? What color? 00:05:28.660 --> 00:05:29.540 Crazy old... 00:05:29.540 --> 00:05:33.220 Okay? I guess that's a color. How is that unintentional? 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:37.760 Hahaha.. "Adobe knows what's up." 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:43.600 "Display all blacks accurately" OR "Display all blacks as rich blacks" 00:05:43.780 --> 00:05:46.740 Jesus Chirst! How does this keep happening? 00:05:46.740 --> 00:05:48.600 I guess I shouldn't be asking that question. 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:54.480 "Would you believe me if I told you that this was the same plaza as an Anne Franke exhibit?" 00:05:54.840 --> 00:05:55.480 "Ju-Tox" 00:05:55.660 --> 00:05:57.100 Moving on everybody! 00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:00.920 HAHAHAHHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:03.000 Sorry, I read it and then.. 00:06:03.180 --> 00:06:08.960 "I don't mind spiders or cockroaches, it's the MOSQUES I frickin hate" 00:06:08.960 --> 00:06:12.860 I just love how they capitalized it as well. Those goddamn mosques! 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:16.280 Oh great this is Swedish so that makes it even funnier. 00:06:16.580 --> 00:06:20.960 Lekkamrat. $12.99. $9.99. 00:06:20.960 --> 00:06:22.940 Well I mean it's simple supply and demand really. 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:25.160 "Don't mix up your 'n' words!" 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:26.580 Don't worry, I never do. 00:06:27.060 --> 00:06:29.620 Nucleus, Neutron, Nucleon, Nuclide. 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:31.900 It's easy as ABCD. 00:06:32.260 --> 00:06:34.900 Popular: Rob the jew. 00:06:35.420 --> 00:06:36.800 HmMmM 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:39.960 Oh god. Are we uploading this? Am I actually... 00:06:40.140 --> 00:06:42.440 Black child play pen. 00:06:43.540 --> 00:06:44.760 Oh god... 00:06:45.180 --> 00:06:46.860 69! That's a great price! 00:06:47.200 --> 00:06:48.680 That's the *beepboop* number. 00:06:49.260 --> 00:06:52.060 Mexican. Chinese. Crackers. 00:06:52.760 --> 00:06:56.280 And who said racism against white people isn't real? 00:06:57.280 --> 00:07:00.820 Shakin. My. Frickin. Head. Right. Now. 00:07:01.200 --> 00:07:04.320 I don't like this song. I don't like- 00:07:04.320 --> 00:07:05.580 So keep moving on! HM 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:09.300 Ohhohoho... It's so bad! 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:11.360 How did they not see this? 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:15.640 Microsoft office 2013. The basic essentials. 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:18.480 Microsoft office, Introductory! 00:07:18.900 --> 00:07:21.820 Microsoft office, Advanced! 00:07:22.180 --> 00:07:25.780 It's so obvious, I feel like it's intentional racism. 00:07:25.780 --> 00:07:27.440 Someone just snuck it in there. 00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:28.880 Can I get the white one? 00:07:29.280 --> 00:07:32.940 Six different colors. Gimme the white bracelet please! 00:07:33.340 --> 00:07:34.740 I stand for power! 00:07:34.900 --> 00:07:37.860 I don't by the way. Just for the record, okay? 00:07:37.860 --> 00:07:40.860 "Stop pretending your racism is patriotism." 00:07:41.020 --> 00:07:41.580 RACISM! 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:46.720 I want that shirt. Where can I buy that shirt? That's a great message that I stand for. 00:07:47.080 --> 00:07:50.880 Dove, nourishing lotion. For normal to dark skin. 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:52.720 Normal skin everybody! 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.900 Welcome to the normal club. Proud to be part of it. 00:07:56.280 --> 00:07:59.000 "Got an item on World Of Warcraft today". 00:07:59.100 --> 00:08:01.900 Sandals of the blackest... Jesus Christ! 00:08:01.900 --> 00:08:04.640 "The placement of YouTube's play button." 00:08:04.840 --> 00:08:05.740 Hehe πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 00:08:06.260 --> 00:08:07.560 Oh man... 00:08:07.760 --> 00:08:10.640 That looks strangely a lot like Jacksepticeye. 00:08:10.760 --> 00:08:14.360 There's an Indian version of Jacksepticeye? Goddamn! 00:08:14.540 --> 00:08:17.960 Hey! Could you just move a little bit to the left please? 00:08:18.080 --> 00:08:20.620 "But why? I wanna stand next to the truck." 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:23.280 "Just-Pl-Just-Just-Just move a little bit." 00:08:23.780 --> 00:08:25.540 "But why? Tell me what it says." 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:29.020 "Just move please. Just move.. " 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:30.640 Heyyyy! 00:08:30.880 --> 00:08:35.520 Good uh.. choice of silhouette as well. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Stop. 00:08:35.900 --> 00:08:37.100 Playable Swarm! 00:08:37.540 --> 00:08:40.420 Playable Swarm...Chinese! 00:08:41.460 --> 00:08:42.420 So lame! 00:08:42.700 --> 00:08:43.540 Oh god. 00:08:43.780 --> 00:08:50.100 "Black Panther: the only movie in all of Walmart with an anti-theft device." 00:08:51.060 --> 00:08:51.960 Wow! πŸ˜‰ 00:08:52.220 --> 00:08:53.340 Great Walmart! 00:08:53.580 --> 00:08:57.700 The Oprah Winfrey Show! An ape has conversations with humans... 00:08:58.300 --> 00:08:59.440 Jesus Christ! 00:08:59.880 --> 00:09:03.740 "LEGO Marvel Super heroes minifigure- Spider-Man with white power blast". 00:09:04.000 --> 00:09:05.380 God effin dammit, stop! 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:08.460 Saudiskills. Saudis... 00:09:08.900 --> 00:09:10.420 God dammit! Stop! 00:09:10.660 --> 00:09:13.340 Time for a bath. Clean baby! 00:09:13.420 --> 00:09:14.180 STOP! 00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:16.840 Did someone blink? STOP! 00:09:17.180 --> 00:09:19.200 Really Target? Stop! Please! 00:09:19.480 --> 00:09:21.560 Ahh God!!! Dammit it's everywhere! 00:09:21.780 --> 00:09:25.420 It's everywhere, God dammit. Please. I can't look anymore! 00:09:25.800 --> 00:09:27.400 *panting* 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:30.280 Okay. We had a good time here today. 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.960 Don't. Tell. Anyone. You saw this video. 00:09:33.180 --> 00:09:34.240 Don't tell anyone! 00:09:34.380 --> 00:09:38.240 No one- If no one tells anyone, the video will be fine. 00:09:38.400 --> 00:09:41.040 It will be fine! Trust me, it's gonna be fine. 00:09:41.340 --> 00:09:44.120 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be okay! 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:46.280 It'll be fine. It'll be fine! 00:09:46.560 --> 00:09:48.660 Nah, for real, obviously it's just jokes. 00:09:48.820 --> 00:09:52.980 And.. uh... I think what's funny about it is it's not even jokes, I mean... 00:09:53.280 --> 00:09:58.960 You can stop making these kinds of jokes. You can forbid humor, and say that it's not okay but, 00:09:59.100 --> 00:10:04.360 Obviously, at the end of the day, unintentional racism will always exist. 00:10:04.520 --> 00:10:06.840 Because people are always stupid. 00:10:07.060 --> 00:10:10.680 Just like real racism will always exist because people are stupid. 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:12.120 Unfortunately. 00:10:12.420 --> 00:10:15.400 Hope that message comes across clear that... 00:10:15.820 --> 00:10:18.080 I am 100% racisisist. 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:19.180 Not r- NOT. 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:24.000 Sorry. I thought it'd be funny if I joke, but then I realized people will just take it out of context. 00:10:24.160 --> 00:10:28.140 So I am just going to go ahead and say, I am one hundred percent... 00:10:28.700 --> 00:10:30.060 Goodbye everybody! 00:10:30.280 --> 00:10:32.360 Smash like on this video if you enjoyed. 00:10:32.660 --> 00:10:36.180 Check out merch, check out Tuber Simulator, guys, the game is still very epic. 00:10:36.680 --> 00:10:37.640 And as always, 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:40.460 Brofist to ya! There we go. 00:10:40.680 --> 00:10:43.840 I have a pimple right here and it's been there the whole video. 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:45.240 Hope you enjoyed that.