WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.620 P: What are you doing? 00:00:00.620 --> 00:00:01.420 (laughter) 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:02.500 Stop 00:00:02.500 --> 00:00:06.620 Okay so... Marzia doesn't know which game we're going to play today 00:00:07.620 --> 00:00:09.500 Uh wait, don't turn, don't turn . 00:00:09.580 --> 00:00:10.140 Go back! 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:11.800 Its Valentine's Day 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:15.900 We are playing........Genital Jousting! 00:00:18.580 --> 00:00:19.780 (Oh God Why music) 00:00:22.300 --> 00:00:23.740 Happy Valentines Day 00:00:24.200 --> 00:00:25.160 Oh nooooooooo 00:00:25.180 --> 00:00:28.100 Oh yeah >:) Is this the one that you have to ummm... 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:29.900 Put it in the back 00:00:32.120 --> 00:00:34.120 Hey!...Butt sex, with a cacti 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:35.580 P: What the hell?! M: What? 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:40.160 Okay, OHHHH NOOO!... Owww! 00:00:40.780 --> 00:00:43.660 Don't go near me Marzia... Don't go near me. 00:00:44.500 --> 00:00:46.180 P: Don't M: Oh no- oooooh! 00:00:47.160 --> 00:00:49.080 No! Don't go in my butt Marzia 00:00:49.080 --> 00:00:51.220 M: Isn't that what I have to- (eagle screech) P: (gasp :O ) 00:00:53.180 --> 00:00:54.740 How dare you?! 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:59.040 P: Disgusting... Wrestling, okay fine. 00:00:59.040 --> 00:01:00.560 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 00:01:01.360 --> 00:01:03.440 You look so cute in a way but.... 00:01:03.860 --> 00:01:06.060 Hey, we're all in a boat Marzia, this is so (heck no?) 00:01:06.900 --> 00:01:08.520 Oh my god! What is that? 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:11.020 Watch out, I'll protect you Marzia 00:01:11.020 --> 00:01:12.180 M: What if I... P: I'll protect you 00:01:12.600 --> 00:01:13.800 You lost a hat man! 00:01:13.980 --> 00:01:15.580 Yea, no I'm the black one 00:01:15.580 --> 00:01:17.660 M: Yeah, but the other....ooooh P: OH GOD! 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:20.220 NOO! NOO! Marzia!.. 00:01:20.220 --> 00:01:22.580 I went out (laughter, Marzia at the verge of ROFLing) 00:01:23.900 --> 00:01:26.700 This is the worst game, this is so awkward. 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:29.900 Oh my god...Okay, we're gonna race, we're gonna race. 00:01:30.240 --> 00:01:33.040 We're gonna race Marzia...ohhhh, got em' 00:01:33.100 --> 00:01:35.680 Oh Je-...ohh 00:01:37.140 --> 00:01:38.500 Oh, we're out, yeah! 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:39.900 Ooooh, SWIMMING PENIS! 00:01:40.420 --> 00:01:42.180 Double Delight. Oh my god! 00:01:42.180 --> 00:01:43.680 Am I supposed to put that 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.360 (Marzia: yeah boi) You're oh- let me, let me get in on this. Nonono...no 00:01:46.540 --> 00:01:48.780 Let me get in on this. Yeah! 00:01:51.360 --> 00:01:54.860 This game is disgusting! It's foul....It's another race 00:01:55.020 --> 00:01:57.340 Don't go in my butt this time please 00:01:57.540 --> 00:01:59.940 No Marzia, please...please 00:01:59.940 --> 00:02:01.500 Minaja please 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:02.400 [cue "I'm Minaja Please"] 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:05.240 Nooo!...the f*ck, no! 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:08.320 (grunt....grunt....grunt..) No 00:02:09.160 --> 00:02:10.320 No 00:02:10.820 --> 00:02:13.620 (mixed grunts and eagle screeching) 00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:21.020 (Ahhh...nature) 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:25.240 M: How do you get out? P: You gotta jiggle. I don't know 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:27.340 M: I did it (like a boss) P: Noooooo 00:02:27.480 --> 00:02:28.600 Byeeee 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:29.540 Dammit 00:02:29.720 --> 00:02:33.740 Stupid c*ck. Get out of here. How did you win? 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:35.800 [Marzia's glorious dance, Felix silent judging] 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:37.800 [dance] 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:41.480 Okay, okay, okay. This is Double Delight, Double Delight. Careful 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:43.860 Care-...Marz-.... 00:02:44.020 --> 00:02:44.640 You're greedy 00:02:44.640 --> 00:02:47.240 Whoever came up with this game is a fricking genius 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:50.080 Wrestling. We're gonna wrestle. Yeah. Yeah 00:02:50.720 --> 00:02:51.220 How 00:02:51.220 --> 00:02:52.940 Don't worry about the details 00:02:52.940 --> 00:02:54.940 Oh it's wrestling time 00:02:59.140 --> 00:03:01.540 No...No...Nooo.. 00:03:01.620 --> 00:03:04.700 Yeah! You're an albi-, an albino dick now 00:03:04.880 --> 00:03:06.800 Wrestling on a boat, okay... 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:08.880 This is the best part of the game, I swear to god. 00:03:08.880 --> 00:03:10.280 Look at the bird penis 00:03:10.500 --> 00:03:11.940 There's a bird penis! 00:03:12.460 --> 00:03:14.160 May the best penis wi-.. 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:18.020 No..No...No...Why are they attacking-.. 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.000 P: Noooo! 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:30.000 [sad music] 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:33.500 P: Look, I get longer from doing it as well M: The fork is in the way 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:37.500 P: Oh, just lo- M: Oh, you're so long! 00:03:37.500 --> 00:03:40.800 P: I am so long Marzia, tell them how long I am M: *chuckles* 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:46.800 M: Going so fast P: How are you so fast? What are you, a Sans-(Sonic?) Sedge-penis? Got 'em 00:03:46.800 --> 00:03:47.300 P: That's a good one. 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:51.500 P: How are you winning this one? M: I'm doing so good P: I'm coming for your ass tho 00:03:52.500 --> 00:04:00.000 P: Oh. Oh! OH! OOHH! Ugh, no, no no NO M: No... YEAH! 00:04:01.400 --> 00:04:03.000 P: That's not fair! 00:04:05.500 --> 00:04:06.700 P: Okay, alright. 00:04:06.700 --> 00:04:10.500 P: No! Stay away! Stay away! 00:04:10.500 --> 00:04:13.000 P: What did I say? What did I say, Marzia? 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:15.000 P: Stop. Get away from me. 00:04:15.300 --> 00:04:16.300 P: You're disgusting. 00:04:16.300 --> 00:04:20.300 P: Okay, so fine. You won this one, let's finish this off with a party mode 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:23.700 P: And whoever wins this party mode gets to... officially be called: 00:04:24.200 --> 00:04:25.300 THE grEETESTT PEEN (is) 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:27.300 M: And the great thing is I had a penis 00:04:27.400 --> 00:04:29.000 P: *is done* 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:32.000 P: Okay, Marzia. Then wrestle me, huh? 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:33.800 P: Why don't you wrestle me? Show me what you got 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:37.000 M: Oh oh ho ho P: [despairs] WHAT. 00:04:37.300 --> 00:04:38.200 P: [Can't believe he just lost] 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:41.700 P: Double delight. Okay, wait I gotta- I gotta get a good point here 00:04:41.700 --> 00:04:42.800 P: Come on x 3 00:04:43.200 --> 00:04:45.000 Both: [Laughs] 00:04:46.200 --> 00:04:47.700 P: Yeahhh he he hey 00:04:47.700 --> 00:04:49.700 P: Okay, last one: "Cactus Run" M: Ooh 00:04:49.700 --> 00:04:50.700 P: Okay, here we go 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:55.800 P: Oh my god, oh my, ooh, nooo, oh noo 00:04:57.200 --> 00:04:57.700 P: OH! 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.700 M: Where do we go? 00:04:59.700 --> 00:05:00.700 P: NOOOO! 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:01.800 P: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! D: M: Yeah baby! 00:05:02.300 --> 00:05:03.300 P: Marzia, you promised- 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:06.500 P: [pushes her aside] P: You promised I would be the best penis! 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:08.500 P: Sh-stupid [pushes wall back into place] 00:05:08.500 --> 00:05:11.000 M: I'm sorry :D P: Why don't you play your stupid game alone? [leaves the room] 00:05:11.000 --> 00:05:13.700 M: Oh, I will. ;) 00:05:16.700 --> 00:05:19.800 P: Happy Valentines Day, if you don't have anyone to celebrate with- 00:05:20.200 --> 00:05:21.300 M: You can play this game 00:05:21.400 --> 00:05:23.800 P: Y-yes, you can play this game. 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.700 P: Actually you need to play with two people either way M: [laughs] 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:29.400 P: B-but I mean, if you have two controllers, you can kinda play with yourself 00:05:29.400 --> 00:05:33.300 P: That would be a great, I-I really recommend [chuckles] doing that 00:05:33.400 --> 00:05:35.300 P: But anyway! Leave a like if you enjoyed and uh M: [thumbs up] 00:05:35.500 --> 00:05:37.600 P: as always [Both lifts fists simultaneously] 00:05:37.700 --> 00:05:39.800 P: Have bro- [cut by Marzia's laughter]