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What are you doing?

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*Marzia laughing*

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Stop..

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Okay, so Marzia doesn't know which game we're playing today

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Uh wait don't turn!!!

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don't turn!

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Go back go back!

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It's Valentine's day

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We are playing... Genital Jousting!!

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*dramatic music starts playing*

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*Marzia* Oh no.. *Felix* Oh yeah!

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Is this the one you have to go and.. put it in the back?

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Hey!!

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Butt sex.

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With a cacti..

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What the hell?

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Okay.. Oh no!!!!! *Felix*

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Ewww!!!! *Felix*

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Don't go near me Marzia, don't go near me.

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*Felix* Don't.. *Marzia* Oh no, ooooo.

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*Felix* No! Don't go in my butt, Marzia.

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*Marzia* Isn't that what.. OOOOOOOOHHH!!

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*Felix* How dare you?

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*Felix* Disgusting.

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*Felix* Wrestling, okay fine. *marzia* I don't know if I'm ready for this..

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*Spanish music* *Marzia* You too cute in a way but-- *Felix* Hey we're all in a boat, Marzia this-- *Felix winces* Oh my god, what is that?

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*Felix* Watch out, I'll protect you Marzia.

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*Felix* I'll protect you.

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*Marzia* You lost a hat man!

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*Felix* Heh, no I'm the black one. *Marzia* Yeah, but the other one.

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*Felix and Marzia* "Ohhh! *Felix* Oh god, I'm-- yeahhhh!! Marzia!! *both laugh*

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*Felix* I went out, *both laugh*

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*Felix* This is the worst game, this is so awkward. Oh my god.

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*Felix* Okay we're going to race, we're gonna race, we're going to race, Marzia.

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*Marzia* Oooooh.. *Felix* Ah! Got em

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*Felix* Oh shit, its-

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*Felix* AHHHH!! Don't put-- *Marzia laughs hysterically*

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*Felix* Uh, you're out, yeah!!!

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Ooooh, swimming penis.

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*Felix reads* Double delight.

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*Felix* Oh my god,

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*Marzia* Am I supposed to put it in-- yeah boy!

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*Felix* Uh let me get on this, no nonununuh

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*Felix* Let me get in-- yeah!!!

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*both laugh*

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*Felix* This game is disgusting.

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*Felix* Its foul.

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*Felix*  its another race!

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*Felix Don't go in my butt this time, please.

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*Felix* No Marzia, please, please, minasha please! *lady* I'm Minasha please.

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*Felix* No!!! stop-- noooo, eh- eh- eh- no! no!

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*Felix* Eh! Na- eh- *Marzia makes a strange bird screech*

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*eagle makes same sound Marzia made*

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*Marzia* How do you get out? *Felix* Jiggle! I don't know.

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*Marzia* I did it! *Felix* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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*Marzia* Bye!!

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*Felix* Dammit, stupid cock, get outta here, how did you win?

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*happy music*

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*Felix* Dance dance

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*Felix* okay okay okay this is double delight, double delight

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*Felix* Careful, caref- Marzia!

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*Marzia laughs again*

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*Felix* You're greedy. Whoever came up with this game is a fricking genius.

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*Felix* Wrestling, are we going to wrestle?

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*Marzia* yeah.

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*Felix* Yep. *Marzia* How?

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*Felix* Don't worry about the details.

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*Felix* Oh its wrestling time- oh nop- nuuuuuu

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eh Marzia--

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*Felix* eh eh eh *Marzia* nooo!

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*Felix* ehehehehe *Marzia* No!

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*Felix* Yeaaaahhhh!

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*Felix* Yeah you were a albino, albino dick

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*Felix* Wrestling on a boat, okay.

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*Felix* This is the best party game, I swear to God.

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*Felix* Look at the bird penis!

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*Felix* There's a bird penis!!

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*Felix* May the best penis win.

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*Felix* Eh- no, no, no.

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*Felix* Why are they-- eh how-

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*Felix* Hooo- heh- Nooooooo!

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*Song* I bid you all,

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*song* A very fond,

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*song* farewell.....

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*Felix* You can get longer from doing it. *Marzia* The fork is in the way!

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*Felix* Oh just luuuu--

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*Marzia* Oh you're so long!!

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*Felix* I am sooo long Marzia, tell them how long I am.

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*Marzia* I am going so fast,

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*Felix* How are you so fast,

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*Felix* What are you, a sand ssss-

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*Felix* ssss sand penis? *Marzia* Let me go.

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*Felix* That's a good one.

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*Felix* How are you winning this one?

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*Marzia* You're doing so good.

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*Felix* I'm coming for your ass, though.

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*Felix* Oh!

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*Felix* Oh!

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*Felix* Oh!!

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*Felix* Aughhhhhhh!

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*Felix* No, No.

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*Felix* No!

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*Felix* Noooooooooo!

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*Felix* That's not fair.

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*Felix* Okay, alright.

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*Felix* No--

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*Felix* Stay away, stay away.

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*Felix* What did I say?

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*Felix* What did I say, Marzia?

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*Felix* Stop, get away from me.

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*Felix* You're disgusting.

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*Felix* Okay, so fine, you won this one.

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*Felix* Let's finish this off with a party mode

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*Felix* and whoever wins the party mode

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*Felix* gets to officially be called the greatest penis.

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*Marzia* It would be a great thing if I had a penis.

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*Felix* Okay, Marzia. *Marzia laughs*

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*Felix* Then wrestle me, huh?

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*Felix* Why don't you wrestle me?

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*spanish music plays* *Felix* Show me what you got

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*Marzia* Ohhohohoh!! *Felix* WHAAAAT???

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*Felix* Double delight

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Okay I gotta get good points here.

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*both laugh*

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*Felix* eyhehehehyyyy!

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*Felix* Okay last one, cactus run.

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*Felix* Okay, here we go.

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*Felix* Oh my god.

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*Felix* Ohoho nooooooo!

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*Felix* Ohhh no,

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*Felix* Oh!

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*Felix* Nooooooo!

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*Felix, very irritated* NOooooO!!!

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*Felix* Marzia, you promised--

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You promised I would be the best penis..

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*Felix* Stupid!

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*Marzia* I'm sorry!

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*Felix* Why don't you play your stupid game alone?

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*Marzia* Oh I will.

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*spanish music plays*

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*Felix* Happy Valentines Day

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If you don't have anyone to celebrate with,

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*Marzia* You can play this game.

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*Felix* I guess you can play this game

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Actually you need to play with two people

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*Marzia laughs*

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*Felix* If you have two controllers

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*Felix* you can kind of play with yourself.

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That would be great, I would recommend doing that.

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*Felix* But anyway, leave a like if you enjoyed

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And as always,

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*Felix* Have bro-- *Marzia laughs*