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(♩ " HLASITÝ ZVUK WINDOWSU "♩)

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Deň 1?

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Oh môj bože

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"orgasmus"

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Ty si si tiež vybral kostlivca!

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♫Spooky♫

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♫Scary♫

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♫Skeleton♫

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♫Sends♫

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♫Shivers♫

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♫Down♫

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♫Your♫

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♫Spine♫

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Yeah!

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Samozrejme že som si ho vybral

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Prečo by som si nemal vybrať tú najlepšiu postavu?

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Oni ukradli overlay z

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Left 4 Dead [smiech]

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Áno, HOVORIL som ti to!

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Vyzerá to divne

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[zvuk zraneného jeleňa]

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A všetky tlačidlá sú tiež rovnaké!

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Hej!

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[anglická fráza]

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Ten bol dobrý, kámo!

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[maniacký smiech]

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Okay

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Musíme hovoriť s

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Farmárom

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Áno

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Zmačkni X

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Nevyzeráš moc dobre, chlape!

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Ummmm

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[Farmár] Hey, kamarát

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Hey

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[Farmár] Vítaj na mojej farme.

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[Farmár] Zabi tie príšery vonku.

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[Farmár] Viem, vyzerá to byť kruté...

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Oh bože!

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ČAKAJ! Oni nič neurobia, Jack!

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Čo to sakra robíš?

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STOP!

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Oni nič...

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Oni sú nevinní!

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Ježíš

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Kri...

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[smutná hudba]

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Je stále nažive

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Prepáč kamarát

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Poď

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Dostanem ťa odtiaľto

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Dostanem ťa odtiaľto môj kamarát

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Oo

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Chúďa

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[nejaký vegán v pozadí]

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KRISTUS

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NIE, oni sú

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Oni sú nepriatelia!

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Zabi ich!

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ZABI ICH

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ZABI ICH!!

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Oh bože, oni nemajú tváre!

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Nová zbraň v stodole!

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ZBRAŇ V STODOLE!

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Yeah!

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Moje moje - Nie, moje

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Hej, nekop im do hlavy... čo to...

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Čas na AK47 Baby

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Ooooh bože ono to lieta

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Ou, pozri na to!

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Jack to...

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Jack, to lieta!

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[mierne ženský hlas] pozri na to!

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[hlasitá hudba z titanicu]

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Deň 2

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Oh môj bože, pozri sa na to...

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Áno, je to niečo ako drtička alebo niečo...

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Oh môj bože - Ideme robiť párky?

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OH JEŽÍŠ KRISTUS - ČO DO PEKLA?!

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[Farmár] Ak si si nevšimol,

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Oh bože...

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[Farmár] Je tu zopár vodných púmp vonku pri farme.

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Yea!

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[Farmár] Môžete z nich piť aby ste sa vyliečili.

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Uuuuu!

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Poďme! - To načasovanie

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Potrebujem... Potrebujem sa napiť!

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Prečo je ta hrá dobrá? Je tak na ho...

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Čo to... aký ma zmysel tá drtička na mäso?

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Ak do nich buchneš, začnú sa šmýkať...

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Oooooo môj bože - [smiech] Čo to do pekla! Oh, som celý od krve!

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[smutná hudba]

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Chúďatko...

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Viete o tom, že prasatá sú skutočne inteligentné?

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Zistil som to nedávno, a vyvoláva to vo mne pocit ako keby som bol najhorší človek na svete.

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[prasačie zvuky]

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Poď prasiak!

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Pooooď! Yea! Pozri na tohoto!

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Vypadni! Prestaň!

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Je mŕtvy.

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Uuuuu - Uuuuuu

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[imituvanie] Uuuuuu

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[rev teplých jeleňom v ruji]

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[rev teplých jeleňom v ruji]

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Áno, toto je presne to, čo si ľudia myslia že je komentovanie na youtube.

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[smiech]

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[Farmár] Tak dobre...

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Je to Matthew Mcconaughey? - Alright, alright, alright!

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[Farmár] Sú tu veci, ktoré sa musíte naučiť.

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[Farmár] Jedna je veľmi dôležitá.

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Deň 4

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Čo?

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Zatras tým zadkom! - Zabi to!

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Áno chlapče!  Oh, myslím si, že môžu zomrieť len vtedy, ak sa dotknú elektrického vedenia.

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Hej Jack chytaj! - Oh, prečo sa rozpadajú?

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[punkt]

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Sakra! - Oh, bože! Sú rýchlejší keď sa ich dotkneš.

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[romantická hudba] Máš nádherný úsmev...

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Máš hovno na celej... lebke...

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Áno... ty tiež... kretén.

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Teraz máme Revolver! [Farmár] Dobre, myslím že si to zaslúžite...

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Uuuuuu

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[Farmár] Dal som dnes výbušné náboje do všetkých zbraní

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Uuuu

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[Farmár] Je čas na odplatu!

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Toto sú naše narodeniny!

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Paráda! Páči sa mi ako držíš ten revolver ako [mjeeee]

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Ruky hore! [smiech]

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Ruky hore! [smiech]

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Ježiši kriste

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Čo to do pekla?!

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Oooooh ye-e-e-e-a!

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[sarkasticky] Táto hra vôbec nie je absurdná... vôbec!

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[MLG Montáž prichádza]

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[MLG MEME]

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Srať Pokémon GO! Mám vlastného Pigizárda!

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Áno! Krv a slanina sú tam, kde majú byť!

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Heeeeej

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Čo sa stalo?

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Vošie dovnútra (That what she said?)

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Je na vrchu

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Do pekla? Môj bože, on je...

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Poďme! Drtička na mäso! (Naozaj... čo to sakra robí?)

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[Jackov smiech]

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Čo?

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Je to úplne šialené!

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Môžem mať nejaké veci? Ou... my potrebujeme 104

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Čo?

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Potrebujeme viac! Čo to robíš?

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Snažím sa dostať do vnútra! (That's what she.. ah, no nič)

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To by šlo...

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Teraz sa pozri na drtičku tu dole, sme koro na 104

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Oooooo (unesený pewds)

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Ooooooooo (pewds je naozaj unesený)

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[zvuk drtičky]

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Pekne!

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PEKNE!

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O-ooooo

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Streľ do granátu a potom do tlačidla!

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Mám granát!

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Môj!

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MÁM GRANÁT! JACK!

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Odkiaľ maš granát?!

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MÁMGRANÁT!

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Myslím si že je tu, poďme!

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Blueaaa! (myslel tým "hádžem granát" po škriatkovsky)

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[inšpirujúca hudba]

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[directed by Michael Bay]

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Úžasné!

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To bolo parádne!

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Bolo to úžasné!

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Idem sa porozprávať s farmárom, farmár Dave!

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Ako sa máš Dave?

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[Farmár] Nechcem vás vystrašiť....

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[Farmár] ale myslím si, že tu mám niečo tvrdšie pre vás

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Bojím sa :(

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Tri prasatá!

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Aaaaaa

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Pfff

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Tá fyzika je bezchybná

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Áno!

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Prečo stále utekajú, aj keď nemajú hlavu? Oni nie sú sliepky!

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Alebo možno sú...

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[Farmár] Vypadnite odtiaľto a choďte sa zabaviť...

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[Farmár] Nenechajte ma strážiť vám chrbát...

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Nie

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Bože, jeho hlas sa zosilnil

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[hakúnamatatááá]

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Dobrý bože! Ooooo!

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Uou! Čo to do pekla je?!

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Je to otrasné!

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Zavri to!

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GRANÁT!!!!

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Zavri to :(

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Zavri to :(

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[Jackov smiech]

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Nasrať

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Áno! Nie nie nie

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Nehýbe sa!

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Zomieram!

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Zomieram

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Čo robíš?

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Ja nie..

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[hakunamatata?]

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[pewds zomierajúci na ebolu]

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Čo? Som bugnutý!

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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Čo sa to deje?!

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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Ummm...Felix?

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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Čo sa to deje?!

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JA NEVIEM!

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Dostal si ho?

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Nemyslím si

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Uhmmmmmm

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Divné....

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[sústreďujúci sa pewds]

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[maximálne koncentrácia]

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Spadni ty sprosté prasa!

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O-ou...

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[Jack zomierajúci na ebolu]

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SOM DOLE!

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Oh môj bože! Jack, nie!

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Pomôž mi!

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Som...

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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[pumba čosi hovorí]

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Dobre... som vážne pomalý...

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Musíme byť opatrní!

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Ďakujem! - Uuhhhh...

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Vstávaj ty kostnatá devka!

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Len ho strieľaj!

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Ou ou...

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Dostáva dosť poškodenia!

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[Jack bojuje na wc]

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Streľ ju!

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Strelil si mu do zadku?!

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Áno, strelil som ho do zadku!

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To je geniálne! Prečo sme na to neprišli skôr?!

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STRIEĽAJ MU DO RITI!

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NEPRESTÁVAJ STRIEĽAŤ!

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nenechaj ho oliečiť sa!

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ODSTREĽ MU ZADOK! Oh my bože... on vážne nemá zadok

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On je Taylor Swift (get rekt) Čo sa sakra stalo?!

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STRIEĽAJ JU!

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[smiech]

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OH BOŽE IDE PO MNE! Nieeeeeeeeeee

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Bude to dobré!

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Veím ti!

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Nie, naozaj nie som fajn! Neprestávaj ho strieľať!

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Musím nájsť studňu!

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Pre boha... len strieľaj!

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Našiel som studňu, je tu, srať na teba!

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[Jack stále bojuje na wc]

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Nasrať, beriem si celú studňu *smiech* ty hovno!

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Toto je to čo si zaslúžiš!

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Felix nie!

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Oh... teraz potrebuješ moju pomoc?

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Nie nie nie nie

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Teraz ma potrebuješ? Potrebuješ ma?

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Áno! Urobili sme to!

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Uouuuuuuu

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Ty prasa bez zadku

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som stále na zemi...

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uhm...

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Hey kamarát, ako je tam dole?

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Som skoro mŕtvy

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Potrebuješ pomoc?

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Potrebujem dve kostnaté ruky

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No poď kamarát!

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Ha haa!

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Oh, pozri sa na jeho nohy!

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Oh nie!

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Haha [jack napodobňuje zvuky zbraní] hh

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*smiech*

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To bolo zábavné dobrodružstvo!

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Áno!

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[vegánske príhovory]

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[rip ľudia čo majú sluchátka]

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[hlasitý šum]

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*deň predtým*

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Musím sa odtiaľto dostať...

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Ideš so mnou kamarát?

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Len tvoj-

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ODOBERAJ!

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ODOBERAJ!

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ODOBERAJ!

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ODOBERAJ!

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ODOBERAJ!