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(今天的遊戲是和Jackcepticeye一起玩的唷~)

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Jack :  YA
Pewds : 第一天嗎?

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喔 天啊

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喔喔喔喔

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喔喔 你也選了骷髏

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J&P : YEAH~~

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J: 我當然要選這個骷髏阿

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J:有甚麼理由不選這個最棒的角色?

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P:他們根本偷了別人的圖形模組阿

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P:從惡靈勢力偷的!!

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J:對阿 我就說嘛!!!

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J:他們看起來都超詭異的

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J:他們連所有按鈕都是一樣的勒

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J: 欸~~~~

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J: 兄弟 我有筆帳還沒跟你算呢!

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P:再見了 老兄

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P: OK

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P: 我們應該要跟...

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這個農夫說話

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J: 對

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P: 按X對話

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J: 你看起來不太好耶老兄

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P: 呃......

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農夫: 嘿~我的朋友

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P: 嘿

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農夫: 歡迎來到我的農場

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你必須要殺掉外面所有的生物

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我知道這聽起來很殘忍

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P: 喔天啊

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等下 牠們又沒幹嘛阿 JACK!!!

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你TM在幹嘛啦~~~

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停下來~~~~~

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牠們又沒....

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牠們是無辜的啦!!!

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夭壽喔!!!

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夭...

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(*進入懷念豬豬模式)

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這東西還是活的?

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我很抱歉 兄弟

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來吧

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我來救你離開這裡

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我會幫你的 我的朋友

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噢....

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可憐的小東西

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夭壽勒

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J: 牠們一點也不無辜啦!!!!

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牠們是8個敵人!!!!!!!

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J: 你看!!!
P: 殺了牠!!!!

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P: 快殺了牠

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P: 殺了牠!!!!!

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P: 歐買尬 牠們連臉都沒有!!!

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在穀倉裡有新的武器!!

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J:在穀倉裡的新武器!!!

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P: 耶!!

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J: 是我的 是我的
P: 不對 那是我的!!!!

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P: 欸不要踢那顆頭 花惹...
J: 花哈哈哈哈

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P: 現在是AK-47時間 寶貝～

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喔喔喔天啊 牠在飛

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你看你看你看

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JACK 這也太....

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JACK 你看牠在飛啦!!!

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你快看!!!!

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P: 喔我的天 你快看那邊

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J: 對耶 那看起來像一種...研磨器之類的

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P: 喔我的天啊...
J: 我們可以做醬料嗎?

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J&P: 喔耶穌勒 夭壽喔
J: 花惹發?!

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農夫: 如果你們沒發現...

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P: 天啊

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農夫: 農田外面有幾個取水幫浦

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J&P:  對阿~

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農夫: 你們可以從那裏取水來治療自己

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J: 嗚~~~~

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J: 喔 拜託!!!
P: 哈哈哈 這時間點

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J: 我需要..我需要喝點水欸!!!

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P: 這遊戲到底好在哪? 這超ㄌㄢˋ...(ﾉ∀`*)

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J: 那個..那個絞肉器的用意是甚麼?

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P: 如果你打到牠們 牠們就會滑開..就像

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P: 喔買尬~~~~~~
J: 哈哈哈花惹發...喔!!!我沾滿了黏黏的東西!!!

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(*再度進入懷念豬豬模式)

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可憐的小東西....

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你們知道豬其實很聰明嗎?

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我最近才知道這件事..然後這讓我覺得自己是大壞人...

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P: 上吧!!!小豬豬!!!!

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J: 阿阿阿 我們剛剛讓小豬..
P: 耶~看看這隻!!!

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J: 走開啦!!!不要這樣對牠!!!!

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P: 牠死掉了啦

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J&P: 嗚~~~~(低音)

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P: 嗚~~~

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J&P: 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚~~(高音)

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J&P: 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚(超高音)

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J:這就像大家看youtube留言時的反應

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哈哈哈哈(ﾉ∀`*)

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農夫: 好勒好勒

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P: 好勒
J: 哈哈哈哈

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P: 這該不會是馬修麥康納吧XD
J:(模仿Pewds)好勒好勒好勒~

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農夫: 現在你需要再學一件事

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農夫: 這非常重要

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J: 蛤??

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P: 耶甩那屁屁一巴掌
J: 殺掉牠!!!

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P: 耶~寶貝
J: 喔!!我覺得牠們可能要碰到那條電線才會死

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P: 嘿JACK 接著!
J: 喔!!!為什麼牠們不會爆開?

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J: 砰! 4個按讚..15個按讚!

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P: 該死!!
J: 喔天啊 你打牠越多次牠就變越快

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P: 你有一張美麗的笑臉~

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J: 這樣看起來好像你的骷髏上面沾滿大便..

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P: 對啦...你看起來也一樣   混蛋

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P: 我們拿到左輪手槍了!
農夫: 恩..我覺得你們值得擁有這個

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J: 窩喔~~~~

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農夫: 我今天在所有武器裡都塞了炸藥

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P: 喔喔喔!!!

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農夫: 是時候復仇了

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P: 今天是我們生日~~~

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J: 讚啦!!!我喜歡你拿著左輪手槍的樣子 就像這樣 哈哈哈

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J: 拿高點來看看

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P: 把手都舉起來 孩子們~

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P: 耶穌基督勒~

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J: 花惹發

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J: 噢耶~~~~嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

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P: 不~這遊戲一點都不荒謬 真的~

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P: 去他的Pokemon Go  我給自己抓了隻豬豬龍

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J: 耶 豬血和培根就是牠們未來的樣子

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P: 嘿咿~~~~

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P: 怎麼了?

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P: 他跑進去了!!

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J: 他跑到上面去了

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P: 搞甚麼 喔天啊!!他在上面..

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J: 衝啊!!!絞肉!!!!

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P: 蛤??

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J: 這TM是瘋了嗎

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J: 我可以拿到東西嗎? 喔!!我們需要104塊

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P: 蛤???

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J: 我們需要更多啦 你在幹嘛!!

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P: 我想讓她們進去阿!!!

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J: 這樣就好啦~

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J: 現在你只要在這裡看著 然後看牠達到104塊

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P: 喔.....(驚)

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J: 讚啦

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P: 棧啦

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J: 喔喔喔喔

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J: 先丟手榴彈 然後再射那個按鈕!!

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P: 我拿到手榴彈了

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P: 我的

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P: JACK!!我拿到手榴彈了~!

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J: 你怎麼拿到手榴彈的!?

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P: 我拿到蛋了~~~

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J: 我猜牠在那邊 去抓牠

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J: 太帥了

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J: 剛剛那個真酷

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P: 那根本超棒

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J: 我想去跟農夫兄弟說話 農夫戴夫~

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J: 怎樣阿~戴夫~

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農夫: 我不想嚇到你

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農夫: 但我覺得接下來對你會有點難度

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P: 我好怕怕

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J: 三隻小豬!!!!

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J: 阿阿阿!!!

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P: 這遊戲的物理概念根本完美

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J: 耶~~

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J: 搞甚麼 為什麼牠們頭都沒了還能跑 牠們又不是雞!!!

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P: 搞不好牠們真的是(?

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農夫: 出去外面找點樂子吧

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農夫: 別讓我扯你後腿了

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P: 不~

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J: 天阿我把他的音量轉大聲了

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J: 夭壽喔!!!
P: 喔!!!!!哇喔!!!!!

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P: 哇喔 花惹發 這跟地獄一樣恐怖

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J: 這東西TMD超可怕

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P: 關門關門

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J: 用手榴彈!!

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P: 關門~~~~

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P: 快關門!!!

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P: 去他的

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J: 對阿 休想 休想 休想

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P: 我要讓牠自己在外面睡一晚

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J: 他不動了耶!!!

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P: 我快掛了

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P: 我快掛了

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J: 你在幹嘛~

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P: 我也不...

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P: 蛤??現在是怎樣???

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J: 呃......Felix?

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J: 現在是怎樣???

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P: 我 不 知 道 啦

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J: 你幹掉他了嗎?

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P: 我不確定耶...

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J: 呃......

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J: 怪了

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去死吧~你這個肥豬婊!!!

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P: Uh oh

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J: 阿阿阿啊!!!

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J: 我慘了!!!!

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P: 天啊!!!JACK 不要!!!

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J: 救我!!!!

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P: 我....

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(毫無希望)

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(只有黑暗與死亡)

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P: 好吧 我真的走得有夠慢

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J: 我們要小心一點!

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J: 謝啦
P: 呃....

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P: 我來拉你起來 你這骨感婊子

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P: 最好還是繼續射牠

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P: 他現在受到更多傷害了!!

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P: 射爆牠!!!!!!

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P: 你射牠的屁股嗎?

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J: 對 我射牠的屁股了!!

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P: 這太聰明了 我們之前怎麼沒想到!!

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J: 射進牠屁眼裡~~~~

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P: 繼續射!!!!

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P: 別讓牠回血!!!!!

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P: 射牠屁股!!!喔天啊牠根本沒有屁股

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P: 牠根本是泰勒絲(?) 搞甚麼鬼!?

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J: 射~~~爆~~牠~~~

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P: 喔天啊 牠往我這過來了不不不不不不!!!!

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J: 一切都會沒事的~

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J: 我相信你~

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P: 不我一點也不好!!繼續射牠拜託

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J: 我需要去找水井啦!!

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P: 幹勒!!繼續射啦!!!!

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P: 喔我找到水井了 去你的它就在這阿

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(JACK慘叫)

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去你的我在喝水啦 你這坨屎

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P: 這就是你應得的!!!

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J: Felix 不要啦!!!!

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P: 喔~你現在需要我幫忙了齁?

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P: 不不不不

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P: 你需要我齁 ~ 你需要我齁~

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J: 耶!!!我們成功了!!!

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P: 你這個無屁豬!

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J: 我還躺在這耶

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P: 呃...

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P: 嘿兄弟 你躺在那幹嘛呢

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J: 我剛剛差點死掉耶!!!!

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P: 需要我拉你嗎?

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J: 我需要兩隻骨手 謝謝~

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P: 來吧～兄弟

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J: 喔 !!看牠的腳!!

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J: 喔不

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J: 剛剛真是有趣的冒險!

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P: 就是阿

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(*進入inside回憶)

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我可以自己脫困嗎?

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你想跟我一起走嗎 兄弟?

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只為了祢喔

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