WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: id 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.800 (SKIP KE 1:33 UNTUK VIDEONYA) OK, sebelum videonya dimulai, gue mau pamer dulu. 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:05.040 Gue punya "stream deck mini" 00:00:05.500 --> 00:00:06.780 Bagus banget nih 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:10.880 Buat kalian yang belum tahu apa ini, sebenernya ini shortcut kata kunci 00:00:11.200 --> 00:00:14.220 Bagus banget nih buat kalian para youtuber atau streamer 00:00:15.100 --> 00:00:17.140 Bikin hidup gue lebih mudah 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:21.100 Contohnya, ini ada tombol buat rekam pake OBS 00:00:21.180 --> 00:00:22.560 Gue tinggal pencet tombol ini 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:24.860 dan sekarang gue lagi rekam, BAGUS BANGET 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:27.000 Lo juga bisa ganti ke bagian suara 00:00:27.700 --> 00:00:29.900 Gue cuma punya satu suara, tapi.. 00:00:34.020 --> 00:00:36.480 Lo bisa apa aja pake ini, bagus deh 00:00:36.800 --> 00:00:39.200 Bisa juga dipake buat atur musik 00:00:39.480 --> 00:00:42.460 Lo bisa lakukan banyak hal pake ini, bisa nge-tweet cepet 00:00:42.980 --> 00:00:46.920 Gue ada kata kunci buat beberapa aplikasi yang biasa dipake 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:51.320 dan juga beberapa website, gue ga perlu buka itu sekarang 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:53.940 Gampang banget diaturnya, banyak fungsinya 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:56.120 Barang ini bagus banget, gue rekomendasi banget buat kalian 00:00:56.120 --> 00:00:56.900 kalian coba sendiri deh 00:00:57.220 --> 00:00:59.280 Udah itu aja, ayo tonton videonya 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:00.120 Dah~ 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.280 OK, gue lupa tunjukin ke kalian 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:03.760 Elgato lampu yang baru 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:05.100 Cakep kan? 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:06.080 Keren banget 00:01:06.140 --> 00:01:09.020 Elgato selalu punya produk terbaik 00:01:09.740 --> 00:01:13.440 Gue bakal beli ini 100% walau gue ga dapet sponsor 00:01:13.440 --> 00:01:15.400 Bagus banget nih, jelas banget 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.580 Udah termasuk pengait dan tiang, lo tinggal atur 00:01:18.700 --> 00:01:20.240 ganti ketinggian, ganti arah 00:01:20.240 --> 00:01:21.980 Pake duit lo dan DOR! 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.000 kalian punya pencahayaan yang bagus di video kalian 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:29.520 beneran deh, bagus banget dan bakal lebih hemat dibandingin merek lama yang biasa gue pake 00:01:29.520 --> 00:01:31.460 kalian bakal bayar jauh lebih banyak 00:01:31.460 --> 00:01:33.380 terimakasih Elgato telah mensponsori video ini 00:01:34.940 --> 00:01:36.300 apakah gue mengganggu kalian atau... 00:01:36.300 --> 00:01:37.480 kalian mau liat isi rok gue 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:39.320 bisa gue angkat kok 00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:39.820 nih.... 00:01:41.240 --> 00:01:44.340 kalian tahu? beberapa hal memang ga perlu kita datengin lagi 00:01:44.940 --> 00:01:46.940 untuk alasan yang jelas 00:01:47.060 --> 00:01:49.060 ga ada perubahan 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:51.680 taro aja ke gue 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:52.820 bongo cat, ayo! 00:01:53.960 --> 00:01:54.920 taro ke gue 00:01:57.320 --> 00:01:58.480 ayo berikan ke saya 00:01:58.820 --> 00:01:59.320 pasangkan! 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:00.560 pasangkan! 00:02:01.700 --> 00:02:03.160 Ahh.. 00:02:03.360 --> 00:02:04.000 AHHH... 00:02:04.320 --> 00:02:04.820 baiklah 00:02:05.100 --> 00:02:06.720 alasan gue mainin... 00:02:07.060 --> 00:02:07.560 diem lo 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:09.100 hey, ada apa? 00:02:09.100 --> 00:02:10.400 pokemon, gimana kabarnya? 00:02:11.540 --> 00:02:13.600 apa ada orang yang main game ini tapi otaknya belum mati? 00:02:13.600 --> 00:02:14.280 *suara orang* pewditart? 00:02:14.820 --> 00:02:16.820 Nggak, jangan-jangan lo.. 00:02:16.820 --> 00:02:18.300 Tadi lo bilang apa? 00:02:18.300 --> 00:02:19.600 *bahasa planet* 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:21.100 Ga, lo.. 00:02:21.100 --> 00:02:21.600 *orang lain* benarkah? 00:02:25.020 --> 00:02:25.660 ga... 00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:26.320 Ga... 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:27.420 ga... 00:02:27.820 --> 00:02:28.320 ga... 00:02:29.300 --> 00:02:29.800 BUKAN 00:02:30.580 --> 00:02:32.580 Nyokab gue dateng, dadah 00:02:33.020 --> 00:02:33.940 Dah, okesip 00:02:34.760 --> 00:02:35.740 senang bertemu denganmu 00:02:37.660 --> 00:02:38.400 YAAA! 00:02:39.340 --> 00:02:40.320 AHHH! 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:42.640 OHh... 00:02:43.760 --> 00:02:45.120 oh, hey hey hey 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:46.780 kita punya chungus 00:02:46.780 --> 00:02:48.720 ini dia, Chungkles 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:50.700 chungkles, biarin gue jadi... 00:02:52.280 --> 00:02:54.060 GUE JADI CHUNGKLES! 00:02:54.940 --> 00:02:56.320 BUSET! 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:58.780 ini mengubah segalanya! 00:02:58.780 --> 00:03:00.320 Kenapa lo suaranya mirip pewdiepie? 00:03:00.900 --> 00:03:03.920 oh, suara lo kayak bocah 12 tahun 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:08.980 Oke deh pewdiepie... 00:03:09.080 --> 00:03:11.720 gue chungus, tolong dibiasain deh 00:03:11.720 --> 00:03:12.540 Pewdiepie kembalilah! 00:03:12.540 --> 00:03:13.660 Ga bakal 00:03:15.160 --> 00:03:16.640 gue minta banget, please deh 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:17.800 *orang lain* T-Series adalah tuhan 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:18.860 unsubcribe! 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:21.020 *orang lain*hanya bercanda 00:03:21.220 --> 00:03:23.540 ogah, nanti gue ban, lo gue ban 00:03:23.540 --> 00:03:24.040 sori 00:03:24.840 --> 00:03:25.680 gue hanya bercanda 00:03:25.820 --> 00:03:27.600 Ga, ga ada kata maaf 00:03:27.820 --> 00:03:29.220 apakah gue mengganggu kalian atau... 00:03:29.320 --> 00:03:32.260 kalau kalian mau lihat isi rok gue, bisa gue angkat kok 00:03:32.260 --> 00:03:32.820 nih... 00:03:34.020 --> 00:03:36.280 dia punya penis, lari tanos! *hode* 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:37.040 lari! 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:42.280 bentar! tunggu! Lo mau lihat titid gue? 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:43.200 oh yeah! 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:45.540 ya 00:03:46.540 --> 00:03:47.700 tentu saja 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:49.600 jangan laporin gue! 00:03:50.020 --> 00:03:50.520 apa? 00:04:05.980 --> 00:04:07.280 oh tuhan! 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.800 apa yang sedang terjadi? spiderman 00:04:17.060 --> 00:04:18.380 Ga banyak 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:19.580 Ga banyak? 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:21.500 Ga banyak 00:04:21.500 --> 00:04:22.020 baiklah 00:04:22.020 --> 00:04:22.920 Ngapain lo? 00:04:23.300 --> 00:04:25.300 maaf, bukan maksud untuk mengganggu 00:04:25.300 --> 00:04:26.560 lanjutkan saja 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.920 Pantat lo bagus, spiderman 00:04:31.500 --> 00:04:32.400 Ga apa-apa lo? 00:04:32.400 --> 00:04:33.540 Lo ga apa-apa kan? 00:04:33.540 --> 00:04:35.440 Lo siapa sih? 00:04:35.440 --> 00:04:36.860 Gue Big Chungus ! 00:04:36.860 --> 00:04:38.080 Ya elah.. 00:04:38.080 --> 00:04:39.280 Pernah denger? 00:04:41.260 --> 00:04:43.500 *orang lain* gue tahu lo, tapi versi yang lain 00:04:43.500 --> 00:04:45.340 Nggak! ini yang asli 00:04:50.300 --> 00:04:53.360 Masalah sama nama gue? Gue harus tetap tertutup, gue Ninja! 00:04:53.360 --> 00:04:55.420 gue ga bisa pake nama Ninja terus 00:04:57.940 --> 00:04:59.720 Aduh jangan dong 00:04:59.840 --> 00:05:02.760 gue sering disangka demikian, itu salah paham 00:05:03.460 --> 00:05:05.460 orang lain suka bilang begitu 00:05:05.460 --> 00:05:06.700 gue ga tahu 00:05:09.880 --> 00:05:11.880 *suara Donald Trump* 00:05:12.660 --> 00:05:13.340 siapa bilang itu? 00:05:14.960 --> 00:05:16.960 jangan khawatir, operasi plastik bisa memperbaikinya 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:19.200 gue yakin kalau.... 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.380 Ya lo benar, nanti gue lakuin deh 00:05:21.940 --> 00:05:23.940 Lo mau operasi plastik? 00:05:24.760 --> 00:05:25.520 ya! 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:28.280 Buset, sekarang lo biru... 00:05:28.520 --> 00:05:29.880 oh, oke deh 00:05:29.880 --> 00:05:31.720 Lo jadi cewek anime, kayak orang lainnya, keren 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:33.000 lihat! ada lagi 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:34.980 gue belum pernah bermain... 00:05:34.980 --> 00:05:36.040 eh eh wow 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:36.980 wow 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:38.060 ba! 00:05:39.860 --> 00:05:40.480 ha! 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:41.100 Ah! 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:43.060 ei ei ei 00:05:43.400 --> 00:05:44.520 Lo gila ya... ah! 00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:47.140 kawan! 00:05:54.080 --> 00:05:54.600 dapat! 00:05:57.060 --> 00:05:57.760 apa! 00:05:58.320 --> 00:05:59.080 Gimana? 00:06:01.420 --> 00:06:03.820 peluru ini, gue kena tepat di pantat 00:06:08.940 --> 00:06:10.940 oh, kena **... 00:06:11.700 --> 00:06:12.800 *orang lain* halo semuanya 00:06:13.200 --> 00:06:14.440 ada apa kawan? 00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:17.580 oh maaf... 00:06:17.580 --> 00:06:19.580 heh, lo liat apaan? 00:06:19.580 --> 00:06:21.420 Lo ke pojok aja deh! Pasti aman. 00:06:22.420 --> 00:06:22.980 duduk! 00:06:23.640 --> 00:06:24.220 duduk! 00:06:24.220 --> 00:06:25.560 Oke, lo pembunuhnya? 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:26.060 Bukan 00:06:26.060 --> 00:06:27.940 Coba sekali lagi, lo pembunuhnya? 00:06:27.940 --> 00:06:29.900 Bukan, tapi gue mau bunuh lo. 00:06:29.900 --> 00:06:31.620 Oh ya? Gimana? 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:36.860 Soalnya ini ada pisau, nanti gue tusuk lo 00:06:36.860 --> 00:06:37.580 ya udah, ambil aja 00:06:37.580 --> 00:06:39.040 ambil aja, tuh! 00:06:40.940 --> 00:06:41.680 Ga bisa 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:42.600 Jangan tembak 00:06:43.520 --> 00:06:44.540 Jangan tembak 00:06:44.540 --> 00:06:45.820 gue ga nembak woy! 00:06:49.200 --> 00:06:49.940 AHH! 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:53.720 *lagu* hit or miss, i guess he never miss, hah! 00:06:54.640 --> 00:06:58.960 *terus bernyanyi* 00:07:00.580 --> 00:07:03.060 baiklah, mari kita lakukan 00:07:03.220 --> 00:07:05.220 semuanya bersenang-senang, dan beruntung 00:07:11.180 --> 00:07:13.180 oh sial, itu CaptainSparklez 00:07:13.260 --> 00:07:15.260 pemain minecraft kesukaan ku 00:07:20.060 --> 00:07:22.060 oh sial, itu pewdiepe 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:24.160 Gue pewdiepie semuanya! 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:31.240 oh yeah, itu keren 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.740 gue suka pewdiepie 00:07:32.800 --> 00:07:35.420 hey dimana pewdiepie, dia pergi kemana? 00:07:38.620 --> 00:07:39.920 Jyah, pewdiepie... 00:07:39.920 --> 00:07:41.380 Hah? Buset. 00:07:43.660 --> 00:07:45.320 jangan pewdiepie lah 00:07:48.140 --> 00:07:50.140 pewdiepie, taro pistolnya! pewdiepe 00:07:50.680 --> 00:07:52.680 taruh pistolnya! pewdiepie 00:07:52.780 --> 00:07:54.780 jangan lakukan itu, pewdiepie! 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:56.260 AHh! 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:58.400 PEWDIEPIE! Gue benci.... 00:07:58.960 --> 00:08:00.960 ya tuhan, oh sial! 00:08:01.260 --> 00:08:02.800 astaga! 00:08:04.460 --> 00:08:06.300 hei pewdiepie, kita harus brofist! 00:08:06.940 --> 00:08:09.500 gue harus dapat brofist dari pewdiepie 00:08:09.820 --> 00:08:10.500 ayolah 00:08:10.500 --> 00:08:12.320 Lo PewDiePie ya? 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:13.980 ya elah 00:08:14.320 --> 00:08:16.320 Ayo dong, kasih gue brofist *tos dulu kita* 00:08:17.200 --> 00:08:19.460 gue tahu, gue butuh brofist dari pewdiepie 00:08:22.340 --> 00:08:24.340 ayo nyanyi lagu bitch lasagna, please! 00:08:29.880 --> 00:08:31.880 *orang lain* gue ga suka pewdiepie 00:08:32.140 --> 00:08:33.400 Kaga, lo yang PewDiePie 00:08:33.400 --> 00:08:34.780 Suara lo kayak PewDiePie 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:42.460 baiklah kawan, baik 00:08:42.460 --> 00:08:43.820 kawan, kumohon 00:08:43.820 --> 00:08:45.160 jangan bully pewdie, baiklah 00:08:48.760 --> 00:08:49.980 tunggu pewdiepie! 00:08:50.260 --> 00:08:51.280 hei kawan 00:08:53.140 --> 00:08:54.640 ada apa kawan! 00:08:54.640 --> 00:08:56.540 Kita bakal mati kalau tetep di sini 00:08:56.540 --> 00:08:57.780 awas tong, kawan! 00:09:00.180 --> 00:09:02.180 hei pewdiepie 00:09:02.180 --> 00:09:03.920 pukul gue dengan brofist kawan! 00:09:04.040 --> 00:09:05.580 pukul gue pake brofist 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:07.240 oh yeah! 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.500 Gue bakal bilang kata N 00:09:12.780 --> 00:09:13.900 Gue bakal bilang kata N! 00:09:15.140 --> 00:09:16.700 pewdiepie, hati-hati di sana 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:19.320 PEWDIEPIE, TIDAAAK! 00:09:20.040 --> 00:09:22.040 Lo pelakunya, tega lo! 00:09:23.220 --> 00:09:23.720 jangan 00:09:23.840 --> 00:09:24.840 jangan, kumohon! 00:09:25.460 --> 00:09:28.540 Ampun, ampun, gue ga salah 00:09:29.860 --> 00:09:31.180 oh jangan... *dor* 00:09:31.180 --> 00:09:31.680 AHH!! 00:09:31.940 --> 00:09:33.980 Yo, gimana cara pake skin pewdiepie? 00:09:34.400 --> 00:09:37.620 *orang lain* ke menu lalu tulis nama gue, atau dia... 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:40.320 lalu klik ke gue, atau dia 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:43.260 Kok suara lo kayak PewDiePie? 00:09:43.260 --> 00:09:45.940 Lo yang PewDiePie, ga mungkin gue PewDiePie 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:47.420 Jangan bego deh 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:53.720 Lo PewDiePie, gue tahu! 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:55.640 Nggak, kalian yang pewdiepie 00:09:55.700 --> 00:09:57.200 kalian ga bisa sebut gue pewdiepie 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:59.200 Gue doang yang ga pake pewdiepie 00:10:04.540 --> 00:10:07.440 GUE PEWDIEPIE, KAWAN! 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:12.720 Bercanda lo? 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:14.500 *orang lain* dia terdengar seperti pewdiepie 00:10:14.500 --> 00:10:16.000 Kok suara lo kayak PewDiePie? 00:10:16.900 --> 00:10:17.720 Nggak, lo... 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:20.060 Suara lo kayak PewDiePie 00:10:22.340 --> 00:10:24.340 Kaga, lo yang kayak PewDiePie 00:10:24.900 --> 00:10:26.900 Yaelah.. 00:10:27.520 --> 00:10:30.000 Nein nein! 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:32.280 jangan sentuh, nggak, jangan 00:10:33.060 --> 00:10:34.340 Berani lo ya! 00:10:34.900 --> 00:10:36.900 Jangan pegang lutut gue! 00:10:36.900 --> 00:10:38.300 Lo yang kayak PewDiePie. 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:41.960 Nggak, lo pasti pewdiepie asli 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:43.240 Gue ga bercanda 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:45.360 Nggak, suara lo kayak PewDiePie 00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:48.220 Tuh PewDiePie asli 00:10:48.680 --> 00:10:49.940 siapa pewdiepie yang asli? 00:10:50.140 --> 00:10:51.620 siapa pewdiepie yang asli? 00:10:51.740 --> 00:10:53.640 angkat tangan kalo lo pewdiepie! 00:10:53.980 --> 00:10:55.980 siapa pewdiepie yang asli? 00:10:56.900 --> 00:10:58.220 siapa yang ambil pistol ku? 00:10:58.600 --> 00:10:59.440 Dia yang ambil 00:10:59.620 --> 00:11:00.120 Ga 00:11:03.740 --> 00:11:06.420 Kapan bikin video tik tok lagi? 00:11:06.420 --> 00:11:07.940 kasi tau gue dong, PewDiePie 00:11:07.940 --> 00:11:08.440 *dor* 00:11:08.580 --> 00:11:09.520 *Kamu Mati* 00:11:09.760 --> 00:11:10.360 Apaan sih? 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:12.600 Ah! dia bunuh semua orang 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:13.920 dia gila! 00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:15.160 hentikan dia! 00:11:17.180 --> 00:11:18.800 hentikan pewdiepie! 00:11:19.420 --> 00:11:20.980 kok sepi, kenapa nih? 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:25.660 ya tuhan 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:28.480 kita rusak game ini 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:29.200 ya tuhan 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.080 iya rusak, bagus 00:11:30.680 --> 00:11:32.300 Gue rusak servernya 00:11:34.700 --> 00:11:35.680 baiklah kawan 00:11:36.340 --> 00:11:37.440 tadi menyenangkan 00:11:41.220 --> 00:11:42.380 tapi gue selesai 00:11:42.580 --> 00:11:45.200 semoga kalian suka videonya, tekan like jika kalian suka 00:11:45.200 --> 00:11:46.740 gue mau kasi tahu kalian 00:11:46.920 --> 00:11:50.160 kita menerima preorder untuk Tsuki 00:11:50.680 --> 00:11:51.940 koleksi terakhir 00:11:51.940 --> 00:11:53.760 untuk terakhir kalinya 00:11:53.920 --> 00:11:57.320 Bakal ada sekali lagi preorder, lalu selesai selamanya, kayaknya 00:11:57.480 --> 00:11:58.340 Paling gak 00:11:58.340 --> 00:11:59.960 jadi, hanya hari ini 00:12:00.060 --> 00:12:00.920 kesempatan terakhir 00:12:00.920 --> 00:12:02.600 periksalah , link ada di deskripsi 00:12:02.920 --> 00:12:03.420 da daa, da daa... 00:12:03.420 --> 00:12:03.920 00:12:03.920 --> 00:12:04.420 Sub by : Inside Heartz