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[lit music]

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Aah

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Welcome everyone, to some more VR chat.

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Ya guys know how to play this?

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How's it going, broskis?

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I have arrived.

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What's up?

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What's up bro? Hey, good song.

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Oh, you're new?

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I'm new- I'm new too.

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That's awesome, dude.

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Wha- It took you a month to set it up?

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Hey you look at that boys.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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Have you guys ever heard this song?

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Nooooooooah

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Oh, wow.

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I'm in Japan.

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And it's snowing.

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Wow. And I'm PewDiePie.

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Oh, god. Stop.

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Hi.

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[Sorry, guys, I don't know Japanese. I'm not a weeb.]

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It's so *oof*ing weird.

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Aaaaah, I'm cringing.

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Come out with your hands above your head.

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What happened?

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What happened?

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What the *oof* does that mean, MasterChief?

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MasterChief

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I killed Bowzette, I'm so sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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She was a thot, she had to die, I'm sorry.

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[Pewds making weird sounds]

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That's what e-girls get.

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My name's PewDiePie. I'm the thot destroyer.

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Dude, I had saved your life. How about a thanks?

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MasterChef

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Oh, sorry.

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I can't high-five! I got guns in my hand!

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Wait. Is blue our team? Where is our team?

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Hey- Hey frog. Let's go, guys.

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Ah, it's PewDiePie, thank you very much.

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Ah, ThE tHoT iS cOmInG

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Careful, boys.

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Oh my gosshh.

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Good job, Frog.

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Ah, great. We have handicapped Spider-man on our side.Great.

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I meant it, Spider-man. I meant it 100%

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Alright, we'll use Spider-man as shield.

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Just follow him.

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What are you doing, Spider-man?

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Use your Spider web...

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OHMYGAWD, Spider-man saved my life.

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Thanks, Spider-man.

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How about a Spidey-hug?

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You saved my life.

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He's a hero.

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Nice.

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Got 'em.

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Goooot 'em.

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Nice.

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Alright, I should probably go live.

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How's it going, bros?

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Oh, my gawd.

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Dude, you're PewDiePie.

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Oh, my god. Are you PewDiePie?

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Oh, god. That's too close. Please, stop.

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Is that a t[h]yre?

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Are you- tyred?

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Oh. god.

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No, I'm not PewDiePie.

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Why would you think that?

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Oh, god.

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OHMYGOD, Scooby got wigs!!

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Hey, it's me.

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What the *oof* are you?

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That's- definitely how I pronounce my name, thank you.

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Okay, well, I'm not planning to. Jesus.

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What the *oof* it's crashing?

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You came out of a person?

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That's gay.

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What's up?

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That was beautiful.

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Clap it up for Kerm-

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Kermit.

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Beautiful.

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10 years of practice, that was all it took?

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Hey guys.

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What's up? It's LouiGi here.

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Hey, Whaaa

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Ah, cool.

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Ay, you promised you won't tell me.

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Hey, shut up.

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Listen, we had a deal, oaky?

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It was between me and him.

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You're a *oof*ing Penguin.. Shut up. I won't even judge you from here.

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Hey, look. I'm one of you guys.

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What is the *oof*ing meme, I forgot.

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WOAH

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How do I DO this?

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Ah, hell.

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OOH

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I have powers.

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Did you just- Did you just lick my ass?

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Al right, well it's a new body.

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There's a new sheriff in Madagascar.

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He ain't playin' around and I don't care who's handicapped.

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Come back here, Spider-man.

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Spider-man, I don't care if you're in a wheelchair. You're gonna die, Spider-man.

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That's what you get.

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AAHH

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Ah, you suck ass.

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Who else wants some?

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Ay, careful.

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*oof*itch

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Congratulations, band aids. Well done.

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Just wanna say, big congrats.

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Hey, Spider-man.

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We're the same now.

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Do you nod away, Spider-man?

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Hey, can we touch?

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Can our- can our tiptoes touch?

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Oh, I like that.

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Spider-man, I know what you're going though, all right?

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Alright, Spider-man is angry.

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Come on, Spider-man you're going with me, alright?

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Got 'em, Spider-man.

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You want some of this spider?

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You want some of this?

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You want some of this? Hey, where are you going? Come back here.

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Spidey's got two guns loaded for ya.

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Come out over your head, and no one gets hurt.

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Hands above your head and we won't shoot.

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I sway. I dance.

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Dance for Spider-man.

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Dance for Spider-man.

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I mean- It had to be done. I'm sorry.

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It's a Spider-rule.

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You should know this, Spider-man.

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You should know this.

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Hey, let's stretch our legs again. Let's stretch our legs. I like that. Come on.

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Let's flap 'em together.

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Look at my legs, dude.

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He's got a bomb adhuehd!! NOOOO!!!

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Yeaaahhh...

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Ahhhh

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Oh, that guy.

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OOh, thanks.

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BoBs Or VeGaNa, WhIcHeVeR wIlL iT bE

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SiT tHe *oof* DoWn T-sErIeS, i'M hErE tO sPiLl ThE rEaL tEa

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Yes.

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Oh, yeah.

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Are you subscribed to PewDiePie?

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Are you sure?

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Good.

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Sit down, take a seat.

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Right here.

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Take a seat right here.

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Oh, okay. There you go.

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WHHAAAAAA-

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Ah

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Yo

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Yo, come here.

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You *oof*ing piece of shit, how dare you?

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You will all pay for what you did-

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Who took my knife??

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Gimmme the gun.

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Gimme the gun.

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Gimme the gun, stop it.

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Just gimme the gun.

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GIVE-ME the gun.

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Oh my gawd.

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Ad Pewds: You want pyramids?

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We got 'em.

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Oh, you're into castles, huh?

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We go you covered, baby!

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You want some pets?

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EASY!

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We got-it all.

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This game is still relevant, goddamnit!

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=D