*Loud ass intro (RIP EARS)*
So you've found my secret, huh?
*Dramatic chime*
Why?!
WHY?!
Do you wanna know my secret?
*Dramatic chime again*
Yeah well you're right..
Trypophobia
*Dramatic organ of some sort*
*Also dramatic choir*
Why does this ungodly thing...
EXIST?
I-ngarh-I've seen it all.
PIMPLE POPPIN'
TOE NAILS LOSING
BUT IT AIN'T NOTHING COME EVEN CLOSE
To trypo...
*comes close to the mic*
*this weird sound that hurts ur ears*
phobia..
is this even a smile pewds
Ya'll been warned
yes pewds
that is suicide
Alright, here we go.
NOPE
NO-HO-O-OH
UURGH
UAUUAUAUAUUAURGH
UUUUARGH (retches)
Just kill it.
This is why we invented FLAME THROWERS
FFFFFFlame away BOYS
If it was me, it was a POKEMON BATTLE
ME versus SURINAM TOAD
I'd be DEAD!
I'd just ACCEPT my fate and DIE
Die fast.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
WHYY
what is with the holes ?
And why am I so scared of them
..except a certain of them...
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (extra close to mic... RIP headphones users)
Know these look like butt holes that multiplied
... aand I can respect that
So I don't have a problem with the butt hole thing
what is this
What..
Wtf is that ?
I don't know what it is,
I don't care if it lives ,
I hate holes. I just hate holes..
I'd j- What can i say?
OOOWWWWWWWAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOD!
*monkey sound*
HO-HO-HO
YOU'RE SWEDISH
FUCKING
VIKING..
You gotta get over your phobia man..
You gotta get over it..
oooohhhHHHHHH
*inhales*
OOOOOOooohh...
I know its Macarons..
BUT IT LOOKS SO FUCKIN' NASTY
Let's move on to the next one!
TURN BACK NOW DON'T SCAR YOURSELF 4 LIFE TURN BACK NOWWWWW
OH GOD
[Alright, your funeral.]
*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*
I wanna die NOW!!
What happened?
Life is not worth living..
Michael..
Yea?
Give my channel to Edgar ..
uuhh..
It's not worth it..
It's NOT worth LIVING..
On this planet....
*piano music intensifies*
I'm scared..
HUEHEEEEEEE
*chuckles*
He's not even wearing fuckin' gloves..
He's not even wearing gloves...
By the end of this video..
That man..
will be..
ME *rock music intensifies*
That man is my...
hhhhhHEEEROO
W-What the fuck-This is a google map's link..
What the fuck is this?
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW-AAHH
WE NEED TO BOMB THAT PLACE!
RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!!
CALLIN-CALLING ETHAN BRADBERRY
Calling Mr. President..
I have the COORDINATES
49 04 41 0 North
BLAST THAT SHIT TO SPACE!
What fucking country can contain this evil?
What fucking place on this planet can contain..
THAT IS HELL!
THAT SORT OF CAPITAL
WASHINGTON!! (Actually BC)
Oh god.. It's mozzerella, isn't it?
But god DAMN do i hate it..
Food is something you ru- Don't stop ruining food for me.
Thank you very fucking much!
Are you still with me?
Cuz thiz- this is hard man!
I-AYE-I und-I understand that..
I'm not the- uuaawwhhh
Alright a video..
Earwax..
Oh no...
Oh nooo... *still gross as fuck*
Who made this?!?
You fucking- fucking weirdo
What the fuck... Why does it look like popcorn?!?
Is that a baby in his ear??
Why is there a baby in there??
Get it all out..
Get it all OUT
Oh god
Just clean your fuckin' EARS MAN!
Why would you do that to your face?
Best Halloween Costume ever...WOORSTT
With the worst is the worst
Aww its-oOoOoohhohhhh
It's flowers and its supposed to be beautiful..
bUT GOD DAMN
Oh, this is rubber bands
This one is weird..
Oh mY GOD..
Hello?
It's me in the morning ladies!
Sorry
Fahuh
Yep, that's me right after.
We got one more..
One more..
To be a man!
One more..
To have some fucking balls on your chin
ONE MORE BABY!!
C'MON C'MON!
*monkey sound*
This is weird toys.. It can't be that bad
*laughs*
Bwu-Why.. Not even Barbie deserved this
The Earth is beautiful..
The Earth is a beautiful place..
#SEVEMERINAJOYCE
There is no such thing as irreguler holes
I BLIVE IN LOVE
There is no such thing..
My dream is to build a temple in Peru
*Slower and distorted* Temple in Peru
I'm crying..
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Biggest channel on Youtube, have no fucking clue how this site works
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fuck with the system, I don't know
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