WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.280 00:00:06.640 --> 00:00:09.820 so nahanap mo ang aking sekreto, huh? 00:00:09.820 --> 00:00:11.680 00:00:11.680 --> 00:00:12.640 BAKIT. 00:00:12.660 --> 00:00:15.280 BAKIT mong gusto na malaman ang aking sikreto? 00:00:15.280 --> 00:00:18.020 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:20.300 sige, ok,tama ka 00:00:21.380 --> 00:00:23.280 T R Y P O P H B I A 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:27.920 00:00:29.620 --> 00:00:31.780 bakit itong bagay ay hindi maka diyos 00:00:31.780 --> 00:00:32.280 na nabuhay? 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:33.700 nakita ko na lahat 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:34.720 pinaputok na tigyawat 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:35.240 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:36.740 paang kuko nawawala 00:00:36.740 --> 00:00:37.960 00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:40.120 kahit isa hindi makalapit 00:00:40.500 --> 00:00:41.340 sa trypo... 00:00:41.620 --> 00:00:42.720 tang ina 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:46.120 phobia 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:51.140 DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES 00:00:51.140 --> 00:00:54.140 DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES 00:00:54.140 --> 00:00:56.400 CAUSE I MISS YOU, BABY 00:00:56.400 --> 00:00:59.040 AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING 00:00:59.040 --> 00:00:59.880 ok, tara 00:01:02.660 --> 00:01:05.880 sa loob ng kalahating bilyong taong ang evolution 00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:10.040 na Suriname na palaka ay nag labas ng itlog sa butas sa likot nito 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:10.760 OHHHHH. 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.760 pagalaga sa balat, ang turing 00:01:14.080 --> 00:01:15.160 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 00:01:15.160 --> 00:01:16.440 sila'y ay aalis sa-- 00:01:16.440 --> 00:01:17.120 00:01:19.020 --> 00:01:19.940 Patayin Mo Na! 00:01:19.940 --> 00:01:22.900 dahil dito ay nag inbento tayo ng flamethrowers 00:01:22.900 --> 00:01:24.320 Ma-Ma-Masunog KA!!!!, BOIS 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:26.580 kung ako iyan - kung ito ay pokemon battle 00:01:26.940 --> 00:01:29.140 ako vs surinam na palaka 00:01:29.320 --> 00:01:30.280 ako ang mamatay! 00:01:30.460 --> 00:01:33.080 tatanggapin ko ang aking kapalaran, at mamatay... 00:01:33.960 --> 00:01:34.880 mamatay ng mabilis. 00:01:36.220 --> 00:01:40.480 oooooohhhhHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:41.640 BAKIT?!!!!! 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.200 ano bayan sa mga butas?!?!?! 00:01:43.420 --> 00:01:44.940 at bakit ako takot sa kanila? 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:46.880 bukod sa isang type na sa kanila 00:01:46.880 --> 00:01:47.620 KUNG ALAM MO KUNG ANO AKING IBIGSABIHNIN 00:01:47.620 --> 00:01:50.880 ngayon parang ito ay mukhang butas ng puwet, na dumami.... 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:52.680 kaya kong respetuhin yan... 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.960 wala akong problema dito... dun sa butas ng puwet. 00:01:55.600 --> 00:01:56.500 ano it? 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:01.620 . . . 00:02:01.620 --> 00:02:02.760 tang ina ano yan? 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:03.880 hindi ko yan alam. 00:02:03.880 --> 00:02:05.380 wala akong pake elam kung ito ay buhay 00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:07.360 pero tangina kailangan nitong mamatay 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:09.620 ayoko ng butas. basta ayoko ng butas! 00:02:09.860 --> 00:02:10.980 ako... ang sasabihin ko ay- 00:02:10.980 --> 00:02:11.700 oooOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!! 00:02:11.700 --> 00:02:12.300 AAHHH!! 00:02:12.300 --> 00:02:13.100 Diyos..... 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:14.940 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:15.920 ako ay SWEDISH. 00:02:15.920 --> 00:02:16.760 tang inang 00:02:16.760 --> 00:02:17.500 VIKING 00:02:17.500 --> 00:02:19.120 kalaingan kong makatakas sa phobia, man 00:02:19.180 --> 00:02:20.460 kailangan mong maka move on! 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:23.520 Ohhh..... 00:02:23.980 --> 00:02:25.440 00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:26.940 oooohhhh.... 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:30.880 alam kong ito ay macaronis... pero mukhang tang inang kadiri! 00:02:31.100 --> 00:02:32.960 ok tingnan natin ang susunod 00:02:34.440 --> 00:02:35.340 oh, God! 00:02:49.140 --> 00:02:50.380 00:02:52.480 --> 00:02:53.520 gusto ko nang mamatay! 00:02:56.140 --> 00:03:03.920 00:03:03.920 --> 00:03:05.280 ano ng yari? 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:09.440 ang buhay ay hindi mahalaga 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:12.880 00:03:13.040 --> 00:03:13.760 yeah? 00:03:14.060 --> 00:03:15.700 bigay mo ang channel ko kay edgar 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:19.340 hindi iyan ang tama! 00:03:19.580 --> 00:03:20.720 hindi mahalaga na mabuhay 00:03:21.140 --> 00:03:22.280 sa mundong ito 00:03:24.960 --> 00:03:26.000 ako ay takot! 00:03:26.580 --> 00:03:29.020 hindi siya nakasuot ng tang inang gloves 00:03:33.180 --> 00:03:35.180 hindi siya naksuot ng gloves.... 00:03:35.180 --> 00:03:38.700 sa dulo ng video ito, yang tao na yan, ay magiging ako! 00:03:38.940 --> 00:03:40.160 yang lalaki na yan, ay aking 00:03:40.260 --> 00:03:41.300 taga-ligtas.... 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:43.540 ano to? tang- ito ay google maps link 00:03:44.920 --> 00:03:46.240 tang ina ano to? 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:48.720 eeeEEEWWWWAAAAAHHHH 00:03:48.720 --> 00:03:50.140 kailangan nating allahu akbarin yang lugar na yan 00:03:50.140 --> 00:03:51.340 NGAYON MISMO TANGINA 00:03:52.660 --> 00:03:54.320 tinatawag si Ethan 00:03:54.320 --> 00:03:55.640 tinatawagan ang president 00:03:55.640 --> 00:03:57.320 tinatawagan ang president 00:03:57.320 --> 00:03:58.600 nasaakin na ang coordinasyon 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:01.500 49.... 04'41...... 00:04:02.060 --> 00:04:02.760 0.... 00:04:02.920 --> 00:04:03.660 hilaga. 00:04:03.660 --> 00:04:05.660 IBOMBA NA YANG LUGAR NA YAN!!![ALLAHU AKBAR] 00:04:05.660 --> 00:04:08.620 tang inang bansa nayan.. na kayang magkaroon ng KASAMAAN! 00:04:08.620 --> 00:04:11.680 tang inang lugar na ito sa planetang ito na kayang magkaroon- 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:12.500 ANG LUGAR NA YAN AY IMPYERNO 00:04:12.500 --> 00:04:14.500 yang.... espada.... of kepe- 00:04:14.500 --> 00:04:15.720 WASHINGTON!! 00:04:15.720 --> 00:04:18.800 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:20.740 oh God, mozzarella yan diba? 00:04:20.740 --> 00:04:22.700 pero tang ina, ayoko nyan.. 00:04:22.700 --> 00:04:24.700 ang pagkaing ay hindi dapat- 00:04:24.700 --> 00:04:27.600 Wag mong sirain ang pag kain para sa akin!. sobrang maraming tang inang salamat 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:30.080 oh. nandito ka parin kasama ako? pero. eto- eto ay mahirap, MAN 00:04:30.080 --> 00:04:32.600 a- a -ak- ako naiintindihan ko na hindi ako 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:33.320 UUAagh 00:04:33.320 --> 00:04:34.340 sige. video... 00:04:35.220 --> 00:04:36.520 Earwax.. 00:04:36.520 --> 00:04:42.820 00:04:45.580 --> 00:04:46.360 Oh no 00:04:47.300 --> 00:04:48.440 oh, no... 00:04:48.440 --> 00:04:51.620 sino gumawa nito? tang ina mo, tang inang weirdo 00:04:52.320 --> 00:04:54.440 gago to? bakit mukhang popcorn? 00:04:54.440 --> 00:04:56.440 ano yan sangol sa tenga nya? 00:04:57.900 --> 00:04:59.800 bakit may sangol doon? 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:00.900 ILABAS NIYONG LAHAT. 00:05:01.540 --> 00:05:02.260 ILABAS ITONG LAHAT... 00:05:03.820 --> 00:05:04.680 DIOS KO PO TANGINA 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:07.400 linisin mo ang lang iyong tenga. tanginang tao to 00:05:09.180 --> 00:05:11.100 bakit mo yang gagawin sa mukha mo? 00:05:11.100 --> 00:05:12.780 Best Halloween costume ever 00:05:12.780 --> 00:05:14.360 baduy. ang baduy. 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:15.120 SOBRANGBADUY 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:16.380 oh. ito-eYgh.. 00:05:17.460 --> 00:05:19.880 Ito ay BULAKLAK! at ito ay dapat ay maganda pero 00:05:19.880 --> 00:05:20.800 tang ina 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:22.460 oh. ito ay goma 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:25.480 ito ay napaka-weird 00:05:28.300 --> 00:05:30.020 diyos ko po, hello 00:05:30.580 --> 00:05:32.080 ito ako tuwing umaga, mga babae 00:05:32.520 --> 00:05:33.260 patawad... 00:05:34.700 --> 00:05:35.700 00:05:35.700 --> 00:05:37.500 yep, ako yan pagkatapos ng 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:41.240 Don't know where it goes, but it's only me 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:42.320 And I wal-- 00:05:42.320 --> 00:05:44.020 meron pa tayong isa, may isa pa 00:05:44.020 --> 00:05:44.860 para maging totoong lalaki 00:05:45.260 --> 00:05:46.220 isa pa... 00:05:46.360 --> 00:05:47.880 para mag karoon ng betlog 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:48.700 sa iyong baba 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:50.700 isa pa, baby, tra TRA 00:05:50.700 --> 00:05:51.360 WOOF 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:52.460 itong laruan ay kakaiba 00:05:52.460 --> 00:05:53.520 hindi dapat ito maging panget 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:57.560 00:05:58.060 --> 00:05:59.260 bakit... 00:05:59.260 --> 00:06:00.840 kahit ang barbie ay hindi karapatdapat nila mag karoon nito 00:06:03.940 --> 00:06:06.580 ang earth ay magandang.... 00:06:07.300 --> 00:06:09.980 ang earth ay magandang.... lugar... 00:06:09.980 --> 00:06:11.840 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:15.280 kahit isang bagay, na irregular na butas 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:17.600 naniniwala ako sa pagibig 00:06:18.940 --> 00:06:20.780 walang ganyang bagay 00:06:20.780 --> 00:06:24.000 ang aking pangarap ay lumikha ng templo sa peru 00:06:24.500 --> 00:06:27.200 T E M P L O S A P E R U 00:06:27.200 --> 00:06:28.280 00:06:29.340 --> 00:06:30.320 umiiyak ako...[GAY AF] 00:06:30.320 --> 00:06:32.720 OK, sa na enjoy nyo itong video, kung kaya 00:06:33.260 --> 00:06:36.020 hampasin mo yang like, upang magkaroon ako ng madaming likes 00:06:36.020 --> 00:06:38.020 di ko alam, tingin ko ito ay nakakatulong? 00:06:38.020 --> 00:06:41.240 sa pinaka sikat na channel sa youtube, at wala akong ideya na pano tong website na gumana 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.720 uh, paalam nyo sa akin, o kaya kahit ano, ok? 00:06:43.720 --> 00:06:46.880 mmh, mag iwan ng komento?, baka paki hit ung subscribe button ng dalawang beses? 00:06:46.880 --> 00:06:48.720 tang inahin nyo ang systema!.... di ko alam 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:51.020 pero, lagi, salamat sa panonood 00:06:51.260 --> 00:06:53.020 manatiling astig, mga kabarkada 00:06:54.140 --> 00:06:55.280 00:06:55.280 --> 00:06:57.740 maraming laway ang lumabas 00:06:57.740 --> 00:06:58.780 00:06:58.780 --> 00:07:04.420 00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:06.840 00:07:06.840 --> 00:07:09.520 00:07:09.520 --> 00:07:10.500 yan ba si leafy? 00:07:10.500 --> 00:07:12.500 ok tra na 00:07:14.180 --> 00:07:16.060 tinanong ka nila kung ok ka, at sinabi mo na ok ka lang 00:07:16.060 --> 00:07:18.060 kahit hindi ka ok pero hindi mo talaga-