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[Najbolji intro ikada!]

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Znači otkrili ste moju tajnu, huh?

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Zašto

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Zašto želiš znati moju tajnu?

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Da, upravu si.

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Trypophobia

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Zasto ova cudna bolest..

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postoji?

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Sve sam vidio.

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Istiskanje bubuljica.

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Otpadanje noktiju.

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Ali nije ni do koljena

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tripo..

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jebenoj

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fobiji..

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"UPOZORENJE: 
Izadjite iz videa odmah!"

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Uredu, idemo.

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Ohhhh

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Ohhhhhhh

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Ubij ga!

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Zbog ovoga smo izumili bacace plamena.

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Izgorite, momci.

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Ako bi bila - Ako bi bila pokemon bitka

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Ja protiv surinamske zabe

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Ja bih bio mrtav!

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Samo bih prihvatio svoju sudbinu, i umro...

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Umro brzo.

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Oooohhhhhhhhhhh

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ZASTO!!!

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Sta je sa "rupama"?

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I zasto se plasim njiha?

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Osim odredjenih rupa... (čojk jebač)

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ako znas na sto mislim.

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Ove izgledaju kao "šupak", koji se podijelio na vise dijelova..

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.. i ja to postujem!

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Tako da nemam problema sa ov- ovim "supkom"

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Sta je ovo?

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Koji je ovo kurac?

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Ne znam sta je.

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Ne zanima me da li je zivo

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Ali mora umrijeti!

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Mrzim rupe. Samo mrzim rupe!

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Ja.. sta mogu reci-

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Oooooooohhh

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Aahhhhh!

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Boze...

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Ti si svedski..

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jebeni..

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VIKING!

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Moras prevazici svoj strah, covjece.

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Moras ga prevazici.

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Ohhh......

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ohh......

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Znam da su makaroni, ali izgledaju tako gadno..

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Idemo na sljedecu sliku.

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Oh, Bozeee!

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Zelim umrijeti!!!

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Michael: Sta se desilo?

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Pewds: Zivot nije vrijedan zivljenja

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Michael.

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Michael: Da?

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Daj moj kanal Edgaru.

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Nije vrijedno..

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Nije vrijedno zivljenja..

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..na ovoj planeti

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Uplasen sam.

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Ne nosi ni jebene rukavice.

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ne nosi rukavice..

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Do kraja ovog videa taj covjek, cu biti JA!

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Taj covjek je moj

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He-roj

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Koji kur- ovo je link za Google maps..

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.. Koji je ovo kura-

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eeeeeewaaahhhh

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Moramo BOMBARDIRAT TO MJESTO

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ODMAAA!

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--Zovem--

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Zovem predsjednika!

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Imam koordinate..

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49.. 04'41

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nula..

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sjever..

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SJEBI TO MJESTO!!

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Koja jebena zemlja.. posjeduje ovo ZLO!?

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Koje jebeno mjesto na ovoj planeti posjeduj--

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To je pakao!

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[ne'am blage veze sta kaze...]

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WASHINGTON!?

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Oh Boze, to je mocarela, zar ne..?

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ali dovraga, sto je mrzim...

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Hrana je nesto--sto--eh--ne--

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Prestani mi gaditi hranu. Hvala puno!

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Oh, jos si sa mnom? Jer.. ovo je.. ovo je tesko, covjece

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Ja- Ja- Ja raz.. Ja razumijem da nisam..

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Uuuagh...

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Uredu, video...

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Vosak...

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Oh ne..

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Oh, NE..

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Ko je ovo napravi? Ti jebeni... jebeni cudace..

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koji kurac- zasto izgleda kao kokice?

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Je li to beba u njegovom uhu!?

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Zasto je beba unutra

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Izvadi sve..

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Izvadi sve..

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Oh Boze..

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Samo cisti svoje jebene usi, covjece!

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Zasto bi to uradio svom licu?

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"Najbolji kostim za maskare ikada"

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Najgori.. najgori..

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Najgori je!

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Oh, ono- eugh..

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To je cvijece i trebalo bi biti lijepo, ali..

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Dovraga.

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Oh, ovo su gumice..

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Ovaj je cudan..

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Oh Boze. Zdravo.

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Ovo sam ja ujutro, dame.

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Izvinjavam se..

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Dap, to sam ja odmah poslije..

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Imamo jos jednog. Jos jedan..

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Da postanemo muskarac.

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Jos jedan..

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Da imamo muda..

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na bradi.

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Jos jedan. Ajde, Ajde!

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Ovo su.. cudne igracke..

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Ne moze biti tako lose..

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Zasto..

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Cak ni Barbi ovo ne zasluzuje

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Zemlja je prelijepa..

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Zemlja je prelijepo.. mjesto..

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Ne postoji takva stvar.. kao sto su.. nepravilne rupe..

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Ja vjerujem u ljubav

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Ne postoji takva stvar

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Placem

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Uredu, nadam se da ste uzivali u ovom videu, ako jeste

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Opalite taj lajk, tako da dobijem vise lajkova jer..

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Ne znam, valjda pomaze???

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Najveci kanal na YouTube-u, i nema pojma kako stranica radi.

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Uh, dajte mi do znanja, ili sto god, uredu?

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Mozda da ostavis komentar, mozda da opalis subscribe dvaput??

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Zajebi sistem.. Ne znam..

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Ali kao i uvijek, hvala vam sto gledate

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Ostanite zakon!

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