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所以你找到我的秘密了

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為什麼??
為什麼你想知道我的秘密

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對!你是對的

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密集恐懼症

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*密集恐懼症*

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為什麼這種不虔誠的東西存在?

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我都看過...

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泡疹爆裂

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腳趾喪失

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但都無法接近

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密集他媽的...

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恐懼症

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*警告:立馬離開這部影片*

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*你已經被警告了!*

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好的,開始吧

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*在經過5億年的演化後*

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*負子蟾在它背部的袋中產卵*

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*現在離開了洞*

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殺了它!!

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這就是為什麼我們要發明噴射火焰
(註:是寶可夢第一世代的火屬性技能)

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燃燒吧!!孩子們

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如果這是寶可夢戰鬥

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我對上負子蟾

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我會死

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我可以接受我的命運,然後死去

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快速死去

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為什麼!!!

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為什麼他有洞??!!

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為什麼我這麼害怕

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除了特定的型態

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我他媽的知道是什麼意思

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這看起來像屁眼...多重的

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然後...我可以尊重它

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所以我對這些...屁眼東西沒什麼問題

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這是啥??

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這他媽三小??

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我不知道這是啥

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我不在乎它是不是活的

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但它必須死

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我討厭洞...
我只是討厭洞

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我還能說什麼??

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你是瑞典人

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是天殺的維京人

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你必須擺脫你的恐懼症
你必須擺脫...

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我知道這是通心粉

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但它看起來他媽的恐怖

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讓我們繼續看下去

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喔!天哪!

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*警告:你最好不要看這個
它可能會永久的嚇尿你

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我現在好想死

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發生什麼事??

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生命不值得活下去

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Michael

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把我的頻道交給Edgar

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這不值得...

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不值得活下去...

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在這星球上

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我怕死了

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他甚至沒戴天殺的手套

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他甚至沒戴手套...

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在這影片之後,那老兄...

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會跟我一樣

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那老兄是我的英雄

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三小?!這是Google地圖的連結

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這他媽是三小

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必須炸了那個地方

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就是現在!

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呼叫...
*呼叫Ethan Bradberry*

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呼叫總統先生

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*呼叫總統先生*

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我取得一個座標

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北緯49.04.41.0

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炸了這鬼東西!!

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到外太空去

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什麼國家有這種邪惡?

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在這星球上...有什麼地方
可以含有...

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這是地獄

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那類的...kappa...

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華盛頓!!!

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天哪這是mozzarella,對吧
(註:一種起司)

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但是..天殺的
我討厭它

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食物是...別對我摧毀食物

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謝謝喔

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你們還在嗎??

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這真困難

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我...我...我了解
我不是...(噁)

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好的,一部影片

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耳垢...

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喔,不...

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喔,不...

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誰做的影片??

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你他媽...他媽的怪咖

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為什麼這看起來像爆米花?

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有一個寶寶在他耳朵裡??

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為什麼有寶寶在裡面??

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全部出去!!

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全部出去!!

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喔,天哪...

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清一下耳朵好嗎,老兄??

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妳幹嘛對妳的臉做這種事??

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史上最佳萬聖節裝扮

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最糟的

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最糟的...這是最糟的

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是花...
原本應該很美的

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但天殺的...

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喔!這是橡皮筋

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它好詭異

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我的天,你好

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這是我早晨的樣子(汙),女士們

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抱歉

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對...這是我...之後(污)

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還有一個

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再一個,就能成為真漢子

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再一個...就能擁有蛋蛋

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在下巴上

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再一個,寶貝
來吧!!來吧!!

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這是奇怪的玩具

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不能多糟了

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沒有芭比應得到這樣對待

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地球很美...

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是個很美的地方

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(註:Marina Joyce)

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那裡沒有那種東西...像是正常的洞

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那裡沒有那種東西...

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*我的夢想是在秘魯蓋一間神廟*

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*在秘魯蓋一間神廟*

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我哭了...

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好的!希望你喜歡這影片

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如果你喜歡...
把喜歡給按下去

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我才能得到更多喜歡
因為...

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我不知道...我猜對我有幫助??

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身為最大的Youtube頻道
卻不知道這網站是如何運作的

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讓我知道...之類的,好嗎?

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也許留個言
也許按訂閱兩次

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肏這系統...我不知道

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但一如往常的

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非常感謝收看

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保持這麼讚喔,Bros

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翻譯,時間軸:
從頭到尾都很淡定的John