WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 Hey. 00:00:00.860 --> 00:00:01.820 How's it going? 00:00:01.820 --> 00:00:02.700 I have collected 00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:03.520 some of the 00:00:03.540 --> 00:00:05.520 finest animation 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:06.160 you have ever seen. 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:08.900 If you have glasses, then put them on right now. 00:00:09.060 --> 00:00:11.260 If you happen to have a wine next to you 00:00:11.260 --> 00:00:11.780 then 00:00:12.360 --> 00:00:13.700 take a big old slurp. 00:00:14.420 --> 00:00:15.640 Let's watch. 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.260 What is this? Marina Joyce animation? What? 00:00:31.400 --> 00:00:33.400 There's nothing weird about it, I don't understand. 00:00:33.480 --> 00:00:34.900 Marina narrating: "Dancing inspires me most in life 00:00:34.900 --> 00:00:37.240 it makes me feel good, it makes me feel incredible" 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:38.220 Next Video. 00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:39.960 *static followed by Michael Jackson* 00:00:40.180 --> 00:00:42.180 *robotic* Hello Jimmy, I love you 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:44.820 I am going to make a delicious dinner meal 00:00:48.160 --> 00:00:49.800 *robotic* "Jimmy, your mom is dead 00:00:50.120 --> 00:00:52.000 do an order of pizza for dinner" 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:52.500 Jimmy! 00:00:53.180 --> 00:00:53.960 Nooo! 00:00:54.780 --> 00:00:55.420 Jimmy, nooo! 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:57.960 *robotic* Now, it is time for father and son bonding. 00:00:58.060 --> 00:00:59.460 *bass-y robotics* Bond with me Jimmy. 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:00.660 *door bell rings* It's the pizza. 00:01:00.680 --> 00:01:01.760 *robotic voice* here's your pizza 00:01:04.380 --> 00:01:05.400 Great. 00:01:05.400 --> 00:01:07.020 Jimmy: The pizza is aggressive. 00:01:07.020 --> 00:01:08.200 *robotic* Oh shit. 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:11.220 '...the pizza is aggressive." 00:01:11.220 --> 00:01:12.300 Oh shit. 00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:15.600 Don't you just hate when your dad dies from an aggressive pizza? (yes) 00:01:15.640 --> 00:01:18.000 *narration* "Just another day in the life of Jimmy Nuttron." 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:20.540 Animation is a wonderful thing. 00:01:20.980 --> 00:01:22.980 You can create whatever you want. 00:01:23.720 --> 00:01:25.720 Some people decide to make this. 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:32.840 Ohh, WoooOOOooow 00:01:33.320 --> 00:01:36.680 Someone found the footage of my childbirth. 00:01:37.020 --> 00:01:39.480 That baby's gonna make it big one day. 00:01:39.880 --> 00:01:41.880 Oh shit, he's got a lady. 00:01:43.700 --> 00:01:46.360 She's almost got as big nose as I have. 00:01:46.580 --> 00:01:48.620 Great.. they're na-- oh great... just 00:01:51.340 --> 00:01:52.280 NOOO! 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:55.640 Shiii- 00:01:55.860 --> 00:01:57.920 Well ain't nothin' gonna top that one. 00:01:58.160 --> 00:02:00.560 Jeeesus Christ man. 00:02:00.720 --> 00:02:04.260 "Bhutan ap bokto, Bhutan animation, Entertainment" 00:02:04.380 --> 00:02:06.340 "The first ever 3D animation film..." 00:02:06.660 --> 00:02:08.660 "Produced in Bhutan." 00:02:08.660 --> 00:02:10.140 What the fuck is Bhutan? 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:12.140 *Ainsley*: Hey, check your privilege. 00:02:12.140 --> 00:02:14.140 You, blonde haired ball bag. 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:15.300 I am from Bhutan. 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:16.500 That's where you're from? 00:02:16.600 --> 00:02:17.980 You're from Bhutan? 00:02:17.980 --> 00:02:19.760 *Ainsley* Yes, I was born there. 00:02:19.760 --> 00:02:22.260 9 years before the Great Dragon war of Bhutan. 00:02:22.380 --> 00:02:24.440 took my family from me. 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:25.260 A great priest casted a spell. 00:02:25.260 --> 00:02:27.300 Ohh, wow. (ignores ainsley) 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:31.000 Oh wow. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:31.920 It's a kingdom. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:34.240 by China. 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.680 *music plays* 00:02:38.680 --> 00:02:42.640 *awkward dancing Pewds* 00:02:42.640 --> 00:02:43.840 00:02:44.440 --> 00:02:46.440 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:50.960 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:52.960 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:54.880 00:02:59.840 --> 00:03:01.840 00:03:03.200 --> 00:03:04.360 Oh, I love this one. 00:03:06.840 --> 00:03:08.840 I love this song. 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:12.620 This animation is made in 5FPS. 00:03:16.720 --> 00:03:18.720 Ohhh... 00:03:18.760 --> 00:03:20.760 Ohh 00:03:23.140 --> 00:03:23.820 It's too fast. 00:03:24.580 --> 00:03:27.840 "Don't you just love mochi ice cream, koneko-chan?" 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:31.200 "Oh yeah, mochi ice cream is very good raku-chan" 00:03:38.060 --> 00:03:40.340 "he's so sUGOOOOOOOOI" 00:03:40.340 --> 00:03:43.420 *moan of discomfort* 00:03:43.740 --> 00:03:45.840 "Well, I just happened to be walking by 00:03:45.860 --> 00:03:46.780 and I saw you two 00:03:46.820 --> 00:03:48.000 lovely ladies" 00:03:49.100 --> 00:03:51.840 Look at them titties. Going left and right. 00:03:52.640 --> 00:03:54.640 Wow. 00:03:54.900 --> 00:03:59.420 "Nyah Nyah Nyah whu- Nyaaahh What should saay Nyaaaahh" 00:04:07.100 --> 00:04:10.120 *George*: Peppa, I know what happened to our parents. 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:11.880 ...no. 00:04:11.900 --> 00:04:15.480 *Peppa*: I already told you, they died in a car accident. 00:04:15.480 --> 00:04:16.220 Why? 00:04:16.480 --> 00:04:18.520 *Peppa*: George, how many times have I told you 00:04:19.180 --> 00:04:20.800 not to go to the basement 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:21.840 just tell me. 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:24.520 have our father's arm got cooked already? 00:04:25.140 --> 00:04:27.820 *George* No, but the freezer is broken 00:04:27.820 --> 00:04:30.140 Why do I get sexual undertones on this? 00:04:30.140 --> 00:04:31.240 *George* This needs to stop. 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:32.140 *Peppa* George. 00:04:32.340 --> 00:04:34.340 I guess it's time for you to become a man. 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:35.480 *George*: What do you mean? 00:04:36.420 --> 00:04:39.000 *Peppa* I will give you something no other sister would give you. 00:04:39.200 --> 00:04:40.520 Oh Ainsley. 00:04:40.520 --> 00:04:41.360 *George*: Peppa stop that. 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:44.520 *Peppa*: You're a bit stressed. Just let me do my thing. 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:45.160 Oh. 00:04:46.640 --> 00:04:49.980 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.020 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:05.580 He has a good bulge, I gotta say. 00:05:05.580 --> 00:05:07.060 Okay, so this thing needs a little better context. 00:05:07.280 --> 00:05:09.280 So, someone made this animation by themselves. 00:05:09.280 --> 00:05:11.720 to announce that they're getting a baby. 00:05:11.740 --> 00:05:12.580 Let's just watch. 00:05:13.000 --> 00:05:15.000 *song* What does the doc say? 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:20.240 It's a- It's a- It's a boy 3X 00:05:20.840 --> 00:05:22.480 What does the doc say? 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:28.060 baby baby baby boy 3X 00:05:28.060 --> 00:05:29.840 What does the doc say? 00:05:30.460 --> 00:05:32.460 Big black eyes. 00:05:32.460 --> 00:05:34.300 Cute little nose. 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:38.100 *distant song*: we can't wait for you to- 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:41.660 Take the pain away.