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*警笛聲*

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快報警.....

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新的試玩版出來了..

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就在今天！！

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它剛剛才出來！

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很新鮮的....

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是啊總得報警...報警

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*惡魔*

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好吧....

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所以.....

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生化危機7

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預告出來了！

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我不知道 ...

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但我認為他們正試圖在這裡拉PT！

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如果你不熟悉

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PT是去年出的恐怖遊戲！

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這是正式有史以來最多下載的試玩版...

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不確定這是不是真的，不過我想—

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那是什麼馬修·麥康納？

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他向我確定這些數字現在....

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這些數字被確定了

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所以...

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明顯地.....

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生化危機7會如何宣傳自己

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會去嘗試同樣的事情！

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他們會丟出試玩版

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讓我們來看看，

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這會不會跟PT一樣好呢？

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高度懷疑

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*笑*

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惡靈古堡真的是個沒落的系列

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自從第4作...

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5是狗屎！

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6是垃圾.....

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7 ......

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會帶回來嗎？

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我不知道......

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讓我們來一探究竟吧！

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是的，他們肯定是我們Pcing現在，PTing(PT遊戲中出現過類似的畫面)

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我們現在.....

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wtf我在說什麼？

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雖然......

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Uhhhhh

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生化危機滅絕，

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是...是叫這個名字嗎

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他們挺有趣的

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我認為 - 我認為

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我認為....

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這會是...

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哦，天哪，這是怎麼回事？

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我簡直有相同的攝像頭....

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這是他媽的詭異老兄！

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你得看看這個我真的有他媽同樣的攝影機

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機器設備的工人.....

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可能是電擊槍？一切

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哦，我的天阿，WTF？

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嘿 老兄！

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嘿老兄，這是台昂貴的相機....

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他媽的 你知道這台我花了多少錢買的嗎？？

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老兄 你他媽在幹嘛?

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是啊....

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這是怪異的 .....

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WTF

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老兄這是...

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一把她媽有夠屌的刀.....

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所以，如果那邊是攝影機，為什麼我的視角還是攝影機....

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還有音效也有問題

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我是一個機器人？

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這是性別

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*閱讀德語*

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他媽的！

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邁克爾又是你的德國帳號！

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哦，我喜歡的音樂，

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不要擔心，我們會改變它 -

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不要擔心...

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嘿......

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我遞給了....

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好吧，不開玩笑

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我們不用荷蘭語玩

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好吧.....

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日語...

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我們可以選瑞典？

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愛爾蘭

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愛爾蘭......

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艾因澳大利亞

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這是開啟還是關閉？

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我怎麼會知道？

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我他媽不能繼續嗎? ....

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按任何按鈕

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我按了

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我按下任意鍵...

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哇，我們馬上就開始遊戲了

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*生化危機7*

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謝謝。

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*吻*

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對於戲弄我們.....

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這大概花了很多錢設計這個試玩版....

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抱歉...

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希望這是很好的一個

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*德國口音閱讀*離開屋子

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hoooh

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好...

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目前看起來似乎很有趣

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我有同樣的沙發。

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WTF這是..？

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紙條你想雷我?

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*讀取信*

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好....

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這就是你做的對不對？

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看看他們在播MTV

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我沒有錄影帶

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各位 這是一個燒壞的電箱...

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看起來我們需要一個保險絲 不是嗎？

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缺保險絲.......

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誰有這麼大的保險絲??

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Marzia有

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Heyyyyyy

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其實很小

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我只是開個玩笑

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我愛她！

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*吻*

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Marzia....

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拜託不要離開我

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現在....

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我們要去哪裡？

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我們得找到保險絲

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讓我們來看看附近

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尋找一些快樂的彩虹小馬~

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好吧........

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顯然有一個相機在我臉上

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嘿，看那傢伙，我有同樣的眼鏡

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WTF這裡是發生了什麼事了 紙條 (譯者:都有你的東西XD?)

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你想雷我

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我想我們得出去找找....

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保險絲....

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哦~~

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＊你打開了門＊你按兩下來開門

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老兄，這他媽的是Pewdiepie 恐怖系列第二季

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看看這糟糕的地方

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哈囉？

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任何..

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其他人都去哪了？

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好吧...他媽的保險絲在哪

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試一下按鍵，我們好像可以蹲下

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好吧...

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這可能會派上用場...

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太神奇了竟然沒有殭屍

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＊假手指＊

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真棒！

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謝謝！！

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一定是Jacksepticeyes的

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Hey yoooooo~~

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Jack只是我以前到現在的朋友

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我很抱歉......

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這沒什麼個人意見

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因為你是愛爾蘭人

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這不是你的錯

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出生在愛爾蘭

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沒錯 婊子

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*吻*

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我愛你...你知道的

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好吧，讓我們檢查這冰箱

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也許有一個保險絲在冰箱

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按下“F”......

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所以....

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我的天！

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那是.....

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我想這冰箱很久沒開了

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它的.....

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他們有一些很好蛆蛋糕

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這相當不錯，是啊...

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讓我們來看看微波爐，是的，我確定他們會...

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哦，什麼鬼老兄

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這他媽是什麼????

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那是什麼？

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(òロó)~~~~~~~~

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關起來

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非常感謝你

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這看起來....

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我不會想我有這樣的東西

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這他媽是什麼?

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應該是美好的...

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*有一個鎖孔*

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就像我的 *口技*

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那是什麼

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有沒有人在這裡？

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哦，是我..撞到了桌子

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我在哪裡 ？

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他媽的，所有東西都是鎖上了

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該死的，這個爛地方

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我很高興你馬上就拿到了手電筒

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每次都喜歡來這套

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“你必須找到手電筒”

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你好？

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天啊

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哦，天阿OH！

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W　T　F！！！

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Oh

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該死

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我可沒想到會看到這個

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嘿，我們得到一個斷線鉗

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*尖叫*

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jesuz

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你從哪裡來的？

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我剛剛尖叫的像豬？

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字面上的意思

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*你需要鑰匙*

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為什麼不讓我用斷線鉗呢？

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當我沒說...

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嗯..目前看起來很順利 GUYS...?

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Uh...

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我們發現了豬...

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被切成一半...

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希望沒有素食主義者在觀看...

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好吧...

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所以...

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等等，什麼?

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好的..

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你知道嗎...

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畫面色彩...

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畫面色彩...我到目前為止都很喜歡

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這非常酷！

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媽的 這不是鑰匙

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VHS錄影帶？

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但是你甚至不知道那是什麼東西....

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這是一個不錯氧化效果，你知道嗎？

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我可以在彩繪一次讓它更好看:D

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*心虛的笑了*

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只是說說...

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好吧.....

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完全沒必要的資訊 為了大家

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好吧，確實我們 -

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喔 對了有一台電視在臥室

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我知道！ (譯者:是喔XD?)

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我知道！！

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你不必告訴..

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哦天，還有樓上...

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喔太棒了老兄...

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讓我們開始uhm....

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讓我們先從電視開始！

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噢，我他媽的..XX！

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Oh........

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我不認為我應該...

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啊

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FUCK ME IN THE ASSSSS

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哈囉？

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為什麼我總是喜歡說一些色色的事情
在我覺得我害怕的時候...

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這是他媽  我們...

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這架鋼琴可以按

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我現在就要按

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去你的!

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看吧！又來這一套

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長屁眼的鋼琴

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好吧，讓我們把VHS錄影帶放進去

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很有意思

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哦~~

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*朗讀課文*
被遺棄的房子，6月1日
Dulvey鬼屋 - 排演

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排演！

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什麼？？？

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這是什麼？？

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哦，他媽的

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耶穌

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你他媽在這裡做什麼？

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劇情:嘿我只跟專業的人合作

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劇情:談到這 確認一下麥克風有沒有聲音

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劇情:那是兩年前的東西

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我不玩ADR

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哦，我在玩！

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我們在VHS錄影帶裡面玩

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老兄，這太酷了！

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去你的我在這！

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我的天阿這位老兄就是我

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*笑*

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我在拍戲？

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我覺得我是攝影師

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是啊，我肯定是攝影師

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這太屌了

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請回到我的身邊生化危機

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拜託回來

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我愛你:>

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YEAH 要開始了嗎?

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uh..

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設影機已經準備好了，就在這裡

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Oh～

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難道我們在我們自己的錄影帶？

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走開

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這合邏輯？

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哦，我們看到他們在一開始

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是鎖著的 (踹)

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我一直想這麼做！

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你先?

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有一天，我會做到這一點的...

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哈囉？

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劇情:所以..為什麼我們要再這個時間過來?

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劇情:你有沒有準備?

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劇情:什麼準備!? 這破房子 鬼異般的聲音

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劇情:嗚~這裡鬧鬼?

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這裡很恐怖好嗎 老兄....

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劇情:我是個膽小鬼! 你知道嗎!

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劇情:周末皮特不膽小~

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*笑*

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劇情:什麼?

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*笑*

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劇情:沒什麼

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皮特是我的英雄

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為什麼他媽敢這樣跟我說話？

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這是一樣的房子！

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劇情:故事是什麼 安德烈?

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劇情:廢棄的農場,失蹤的家庭 有謀殺嫌疑

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劇情:正常的

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劇情:你說這個地方已經荒廢多久了?

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劇情:三年

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劇情:克蘭西 來拍下這個鏡頭 這會是一個很好的畫面

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劇情:所以，嗯鄉巴佬喬跟他的家人失蹤了

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Hey.....

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劇情:不是鄉巴佬，是麵包師傅喬和杰克還有馬格麗特貝克

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劇情:還有安靜不要落單

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劇情:很多關於他兒子的傳言盧卡斯...不好的傳言

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夥伴們那是什麼聲音？

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劇情:啊 該死的

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劇情:我知道我就不應該穿我的好鞋子來的

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劇情: 喔 該死... 很高興我有我自己的照片了

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為什麼？

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這用來當背景不錯

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oh 認真...

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*笑*

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他看起來不錯XD

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*笑*

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WTfuck-

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Nooooo

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Noooooo

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你是認真的嗎？？

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哦，我的天阿

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(譯者:安德烈不見了接下來就看畫面說故事吧不翻劇情了)

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謝謝....

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謝謝哥們

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從你口中說的話讓我真的感到萬分榮幸

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好吧攝影機-mc- clancy

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* Kapao *

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* Kapao *

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捕捉所有畫面！

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* Kapao *

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是啊

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老兄，這是會收到YouTube觀眾6百萬的意見

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這是一些Pewdiepie的屌貨

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我應該去嗎？

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或者，你去嗎？

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你是英雄

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你走

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你是主角！

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是的，你去

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噢，我的天~~

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這是我們一開始的房間

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顯然不在這裡..

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哦，該死的

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壁爐裡有什麼？

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你為什麼要看那裡面 老兄...

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什麼？？？

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Noooooooo

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老實說....

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同意.....

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但我不認為安德烈是在那裡...

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我不知道為什麼你認為他在那裡......

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你有一個大屁股

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讓我們繼續特寫這個鏡頭

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*蹲下*

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噢，我的主

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我們在這鬼屋的牆裡面

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這將會...這他媽將會得到很多youtube的瀏覽量...

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這絕對會開始瘋傳

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驚悚的網路爆紅影片

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去你的

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哦~~

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*笑*

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我很享受這個

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這是一個非常酷的遊戲體驗

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好吧，待會見

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這不是我所期待的

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Uhm....

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這就像是...

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Bandom的狗屎XD

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我很害怕，我可以上去了嗎？

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你給我下來你這膽小鬼

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OMG

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NOOOOOOO

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òロó啊！！！

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（*ﾟДﾟ）OHHHHH！！！！

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(ò皿ó)OHHHHHH！！！！！

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安德烈（*ﾟДﾟ）？

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(*゜Д゜)NO!

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Oh boy...

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嗯，我們知道發生了什麼，然後......

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哦，酷的故事

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哦，等一下有UH-

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*讀取注*

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哦，你對抗石頭，他改變 -

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天啊pls

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看在上帝的份上

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那麼這...

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這幾乎是我們所知道的了

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但現在我們知道還有東西在這裡

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我想我們能不能...

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在重複第二次

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我們可以重複第二次

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這邊的門開了 但...

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我實在不明白為什麼要下去兩次 你知道我的意思嗎?

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這裡是鑰匙

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好的

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謝謝你

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天阿 我現在真的很害怕

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真是詭異的人..

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我只是要保持...

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*（*ﾟДﾟ）喘氣*

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哦...(〒﹏〒)

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天哪.....

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你認為他走過去了還是..?

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我認為這是一個，

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聰明的鬼，我不認為他還會在那...

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我們已經拿到後門的鑰匙，現在只要出去就好了

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滾出去，滾出去！

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我要跑了 不管了

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只要跑就對了

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這似乎是正確的選擇對吧?

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OH 天阿

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啊（*ﾟДﾟ）#?%#>&

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FUUUUUCK

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去你兒子的.......(譯者:懶得翻了自己聽XD)

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哦god！

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天阿為什麼？

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*開鎖*

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自由了!

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嘿嘿嘿，歡迎加入這個大家庭兒子

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oh nooooooooooo

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喔 該死的我死了

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歡迎來到

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什麼？

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你在割斷繩子時別割到我的小弟弟

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你知道我的意思？

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啊FK！

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非常抱歉 女士

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嗚~~~~~~~~

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嗚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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嗚~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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家人都在等你2017年初
打開門走向"生化危機計劃"

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什麼 去你的

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FUCK YOU MAN

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你他媽敢讓等這麼久ლ(ﾟдﾟლ) ?

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在耍我一樣

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為什麼他們總是愛這樣做？

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跟我說這遊戲一個禮拜前

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我會說:嘿 酷!，我可以玩了（^∀^）

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你不能讓我等那麼久！

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W T F YOUლ(ﾟдﾟლ)

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真想一巴掌給你打下去

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該死

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好吧，讓我們...讓我們來聊一下

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令我印象深刻，我覺得看起來很酷

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這似乎是生化危機的一個新方向

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我認為他們需要採用

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所以，你怎麼想，讓我知道

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我很感興趣

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公平的說 之前玩測試版的時候 真的非常的酷

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接著..

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完整的遊戲是完全不同的東西

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但我依然喜歡他們用簡短的劇情來呈現他們想要告訴我們的故事

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我想....

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是啊...

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這非常的有趣

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我沒拿任何錢玩這試玩版

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我給你我最真誠的意見

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然後就是這些，讓我知道你覺得如何

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一如往常 喜歡就點個讚

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立刻訂閱並成為兄弟，我們下次再見，我不知道為什麼結尾速度要這麼快

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*結尾*
 
(譯者:髒話真的最難翻...........................)

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*純黑色*嗯... ... Pewds