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ANO MAN ANG NAKITA...

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Eughehh... hindi na pwedeng hindi makita...

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Gaya lang yan ng toothpaste, Kapag pinisil mo 'yung tube, hindi mo na ulit maibabalik.

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HINDI MO NANG PWEDENG IBALIK!

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ANO MAN ANG NAKITA

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HINDI. NA. PWEDENG. HINDI--MAKITA.

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ANO MAN ANG NAKITA NA

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*nag-dab*

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AY HINDI NA PWEDENG HINDI MAKITA

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Boi, Wag ka nang tumingin, 'nak.

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Dahil heto ang magiging mukha mo pagkatapos netong bidyo

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Simula nang masilayan mo ito, hindi mo na maaaring hindi makita

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O di kaya...syempre... (binaril ang sarili puta)

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(Binaril ang sarili sa ulo dahil hindi kaya ang problema)

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*natanto na masakit pala masaktan*

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Ang sakit pala

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Osige, i-review natin ang ilang mga...

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...di pwedeng hindi makita

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Orayt, Tangina

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Ang pinaka sikat

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"THERAPIST" Higit pang katulad ng "The Rapist"

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Oh sh--oh shit--Totoo nga!

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Disappointed Face*

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Hindi..hindi ko alam 'yun.

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OY MUKHANG BIBE

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*Realization Laugh*

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Tangina? (ikr)

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*Tinignan kung ito'y totoo!

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*whipping* Oo

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Sa tingin ko, ang madramang pagsisimula ng bidyong ito ay hindi talaga ipinapakita ang buong nilalaman, diba?

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Tinanong ko kayo, bros, sa twitter

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*Ghost Appearance

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*TIGILAN NIYO!

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*ISA PA TO

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DONALD--WAG SI DONALD

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*Tawang parang walang bukas

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*Buwiset to *gibberish*

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Parang isang kamay, isang paa at isang paa

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Pero ang totoo, ito ay dalawang braso,  kapa ni Superman,

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Dalawang binti, at bur*t ni Superman.

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(tangina hahaha -chr)

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Ako'y isang twelve year old. Meron na ring desenteng gawa, magaling!

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Simula ngayon, ganyan na ang tingin ko sa exit sign.

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Si Tom Cruise ay may ngipin sa eksaktong gitna ng kanyang bibig.

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Hindi pwedeng hindi makita

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(kunot noo)

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Teka lang!

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HOMAYGAH

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Oh...oh..jusko po.

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DIYOS. KO. PO.

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(Orgasm)

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(Orgasm)

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Binago nito ang lahat...

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...ng aking natutunan tungkol sa aking sarili.

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Paalam.

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*Kinakapa ang Power Switch*

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...paalam.

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...

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...Ngayon araw

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...Hindi na nakita sa pwediepie kahit kailan

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Nintendo 64 ay mukhang koala (Oh nag balik siya kala ko hindi na siya makikita)

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*Please wait while we are synchronizing with pewdiepie*

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...Realization

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*Rapist Laughter*

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Oo *Tawa*

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OK. OK. ISA PA!

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*Jeezuz Christ

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Totoo ba yan? (LAUGHTER)

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Bakit yan--hindi naman nakakatawa.

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Nag-ano lang ako... Diyos ko!

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...LOL

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ELEPANTENG NAG S*XTUAL INTERCOUSE SOUNDS

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Eto maganda.

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Naalala ko nung unang beses ko itong nakita, sabi ko 'whoa wtf'

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Kasi parang meron talagang bear sa bundok ng toblerone

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Magandang maliit na tagong bagay

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"may nakapagsabi sa kaibigan ko na mayroong batman logo sa noo ng aso niya..."

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diyos ko, ang galing! Kailangan ko i-check si Edgar.

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Sige na Edgar, baka meron ka nung logo, at pwede na kitang ibenta (wag omg)

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Orayt, meron ba?

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Tumayo kang maayos

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Edgar..Edgar...

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Hindi ko--

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Tangina naman, wala kang naitulong.

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Malaking Anteater legs, mukhang panda.

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oOOOOHHHHHHH

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ANO

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Etong caterpillar, mukhang may maliit na penguin sa likod

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TANGINA HINDI NGA

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...

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Orayt, ang cool nito tangina

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Kailangan mong ilagay sa balangkas iyang mansanas

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Sinasabi ko sayo ngayon palang, magiging isang milyon ang halaga niyan

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Kailangan mong i-frame yang mansanas.

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Ano man ang nakita ay di na maaaring hindi--

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Gustong gusto ni Mickey Mouse iyong B*rat...tama ba? (jusko po)

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*SLAP DAT ASS

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Noon palang naisip ko nang medyo halata na ito

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Hindi ko alam, akala ko lang halata na...yung tae ng kuneho.

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Lagi kong inakala na...

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Parang ito yung bagay.

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Parang akong...

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Sabi ng nanay ko, "Mabuti" (kunyari kumakain ng tae)

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*HOYA

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Yung tiyan ni iggy pop ay mukhang--

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*SAD SONG

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Kapag binuksan mo yung dalawang tab at pinanood ang trailer ng pixels at ghostbusters trailer ng sabay, i-isa lang siyang palabas.

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Heto na.

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*LAUGH

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*ALIEN LAUGH

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OOOOOOOOOOO... TANGINA...

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*TRYING TO CATCH A BREATH

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...YYYEEESSS

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TANGINA ANG GANDA

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SONY...PICTURES...

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...WTF

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Pero parehong magandang palabas

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Kaya masaya ako na nakahanap ng formula ang sony na talagang gumana

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???

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Para pwede nilang i-reproduce at gayahin

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Sa tingin ko cool yun

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Yung sa sa SVMSUNG logo ay baliktad ng V.

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...SEEN A GHOST

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HINDI...

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Hindi...

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Hindi

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HINDI!

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(BIGYAN NG OSCAR AWARD)

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HINDI!!

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A YON!

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...ACTING LIKE A PRO

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...ACTING LIKE A NEWBIE

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(LOL)

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(anyhoo magsubscribe nalang kayo kay pewds at i-like i-tong video para happy na siya AT MANALO NG OSCAR AWARD)

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...hindi

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(thanks for turning the caps on! -chr)

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K.

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(magpapakamatay si Pewds dahil wala na siyang magawa sa buhay)

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...PUTOK NG BARIL (OSCAR AWARD)