WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.440 Ce a fost vazut 00:00:03.420 --> 00:00:04.840 Nu poate fi nevazut 00:00:04.840 --> 00:00:06.540 E ca pasta de dinti 00:00:06.540 --> 00:00:10.300 daca o scoti din tub, nu o poti pune la loc (da, poti) 00:00:10.300 --> 00:00:12.360 Ceea ce a fost vazut 00:00:13.040 --> 00:00:16.300 Nu poate fi NEVAZUT !!! 00:00:16.300 --> 00:00:18.320 Ceea ce a fost vazut 00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:22.240 NICIODATA nu poate fi nevazut (da, am inteles) 00:00:22.240 --> 00:00:24.740 oh, mai bine te uiti in alta parte fiule 00:00:24.740 --> 00:00:28.100 pentru ca asta va fi fata ta dupa ce vei vedea acest videoclip 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:30.720 odata ce l-ai vazut nu poti da inapoi (traducere si adaptare) 00:00:30.720 --> 00:00:33.400 numai daca, bineinteles... 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:37.640 asta a durut 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:40.680 ok, haide sa revizuim cateva minunate 00:00:40.680 --> 00:00:42.780 "can't be unseen one" ok, da-l dracu 00:00:42.780 --> 00:00:44.880 cel mai popular 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:47.740 terapist, mai degraba violator 00:00:47.740 --> 00:00:50.840 oh rahat, defapt e chiar adevarat ! (vedeti asemanarea cuvintelor din engleza) 00:00:53.040 --> 00:00:55.040 nu.. nu stiam asta! 00:00:55.040 --> 00:00:56.740 hey, arata ca o rata 00:00:56.740 --> 00:00:59.160 haha... ce dracu 00:00:59.160 --> 00:01:00.100 [sunet din computer] 00:01:01.880 --> 00:01:03.240 huh... yeah! 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:07.620 cred ca intro-ul dramatic al acestui video nu afecteaza restul materialului, nu-i asa? 00:01:07.620 --> 00:01:08.860 ok... fratilor, v-am intrebat pe Twitter 00:01:10.140 --> 00:01:10.820 Ahhh 00:01:10.820 --> 00:01:12.120 stop ! 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:12.840 La naiba 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:15.500 Donald.. nu Donald 00:01:15.500 --> 00:01:17.360 t-hahahaha! 00:01:19.380 --> 00:01:21.080 La naiba ! OK, asta e bun 00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:31.600 ok... arata ca un brat, un brat, un picior, un picior. dar defapt sunt doua brate, pelerina de superman, doua picioare si p*** de superman 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:35.280 Am 12 ani, in sfarsit o munca decenta, bine lucrat 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:37.860 bine lucrat, acum asa o sa ma uit la semnele de iesire 00:01:38.880 --> 00:01:44.320 Tom Cruise are un dinte chiar in centrul gurii (numai poti da inapoi) 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:47.540 stai o secunda 00:01:47.540 --> 00:01:48.740 oh doamne 00:01:50.260 --> 00:01:53.160 oh doamne 00:01:54.320 --> 00:01:55.600 oh doamne 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:57.540 oOHHHH 00:01:57.900 --> 00:01:58.580 oOHHHH 00:02:01.580 --> 00:02:05.760 asta schimba tot ce am invatat despre mine 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:06.880 la revedere... 00:02:10.380 --> 00:02:11.820 la revedere... 00:02:19.540 --> 00:02:23.380 Nintendo 64 arata ca un koala 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:27.040 hahaha 00:02:27.780 --> 00:02:31.380 00:02:31.700 --> 00:02:34.500 ok ok, alta 00:02:34.500 --> 00:02:37.760 [mai mult ras] 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:39.060 asta e reala? 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:40.780 00:02:40.780 --> 00:02:42.700 00:02:42.700 --> 00:02:44.680 de ce... nici macar nu e amuzant 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:47.660 chiar nu e ... la naiba... Iisuse 00:02:47.660 --> 00:02:49.060 BAHAHAHAHAAH 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:53.100 00:02:53.100 --> 00:02:54.300 Asta e faina 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:59.580 imi amintesc cand am vazut pentru prima oara asta. Era ceva de genu "ce dracu" 00:02:59.580 --> 00:03:02.540 pentru ca e un fel de urs pe munte 00:03:02.540 --> 00:03:04.980 faina chestie ascunsa acolo 00:03:05.260 --> 00:03:08.880 cineva a aratat spre capul cainelui unui prieten pentru ca are simbolul BATMAN pe capul lui 00:03:08.880 --> 00:03:10.880 oh doamne, asta e uimitor 00:03:10.880 --> 00:03:12.160 trebuie sa il verific pe Edgar 00:03:12.160 --> 00:03:16.100 te rog edgar, daca ai simbolul, atunci te-as putea vinde 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:17.840 ok, ce avem aici 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:24.460 stai nemiscat 00:03:24.460 --> 00:03:25.300 nu pot... 00:03:25.880 --> 00:03:28.200 oh pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, nu esti de niciun folos 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:31.060 picioarele uriasele ale unui furnicar arata ca un panda 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.040 OHHHHHHHHH 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:34.900 ce? 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.760 aceasta omida arata ca si cand ar avea pinguini pe spate 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:40.540 cum naiba 00:03:40.540 --> 00:03:42.960 ok, stii ceva, asta chiar e ciudat 00:03:42.960 --> 00:03:44.820 ok, asta e chiar smecher 00:03:44.820 --> 00:03:46.620 trebuie sa inramezi marul 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:49.540 iti spun chiar acum ca va valora milioane 00:03:49.540 --> 00:03:50.700 trebuie sa inramezi acel mar 00:03:50.700 --> 00:03:54.100 daca ai vazut, nu poti da inapoi 00:03:54.100 --> 00:03:57.820 hey, mickey mouse iubeste acea p***, am dreptate? 00:03:59.900 --> 00:04:01.960 00:04:03.180 --> 00:04:05.020 mereu am crezut ca asta era evidenta 00:04:05.440 --> 00:04:06.540 nu stiu... 00:04:06.540 --> 00:04:10.060 mereu am crezut ca asta era evidenta... 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:13.540 mereu am crezut ca era o chestie, stii 00:04:13.540 --> 00:04:15.980 mi-a placut, eram ceva de genu' "hey mama, mananc rahat" 00:04:15.980 --> 00:04:17.540 iar mama era de genu; "supeeer" 00:04:17.540 --> 00:04:18.900 oh, da 00:04:18.900 --> 00:04:19.940 la naiba, da 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:23.960 abdomenul arata asa de trist 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:27.460 all around me are familiar fa-- 00:04:27.460 --> 00:04:36.240 daca le urmaresti in acelasi timp o sa vezi ca se reda acelasi film 00:04:37.060 --> 00:04:40.320 00:04:40.320 --> 00:04:45.920 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:47.540 00:04:49.400 --> 00:04:50.400 00:04:51.840 --> 00:04:54.560 00:04:54.560 --> 00:04:55.680 00:04:57.020 --> 00:04:58.060 00:04:58.600 --> 00:04:59.240 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:02.560 da, oh da 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:05.220 asta chiar e frumos 00:05:05.700 --> 00:05:07.280 sony... pictures... 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:08.680 ce naiba 00:05:09.380 --> 00:05:11.960 vreau sa zic ca amandoua sunt niste filme extraordinare 00:05:12.980 --> 00:05:15.780 deci sunt chiar incantat sa sony a gasit un format care chiar merge 00:05:16.020 --> 00:05:19.300 pentru ca ei sa il reproduca 00:05:19.300 --> 00:05:20.580 cred ca e chiar smecher 00:05:21.220 --> 00:05:26.760 A-ul din logo-ul Samsung e un V intors 00:05:28.780 --> 00:05:29.460 nu... 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:32.160 NO! 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:35.180 NO! 00:05:40.020 --> 00:05:40.520 Nuuuuuuuu 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:43.220 E un A!! 00:05:44.620 --> 00:05:45.520 Spune-le ainsley! 00:05:47.320 --> 00:05:50.940 00:05:50.940 --> 00:05:51.940 Nu!! 00:05:51.940 --> 00:05:53.220 00:05:53.220 --> 00:05:55.440 Nu 00:05:55.760 --> 00:06:05.920 00:06:05.920 --> 00:06:06.420