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什么玩意只是在人群之中多看了一眼...

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你就再也没能忘记它容颜

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它就如同牙膏

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如果你把它挤出来

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你就不可能再把它塞回去了（谁说不行...）

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什么东西在人群之中多看了一眼？？（Ainsley）

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你就再也没能忘记它容颜

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什么东西在人群之中多看了一眼？？？？？

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你就再也没能忘记它容颜

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孩子，你最好离远点

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因为你看了这个视频过后你的表情就会成这样

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一旦你看到它，你就不能不看它，除非理所当然

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砰

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好疼

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好吧，我们来看一些牛B的东西~

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不能不看

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好吧，草泥马

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最火

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治疗师=治♂疗♂师

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我。。我。。艹，真是大实话
*笑*

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我不...我不知道...

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嘿，它看起来就像个小黄鸭！！

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握草

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*取出USB的音效*

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是...好像是这样的...

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我觉得这个视频戏剧性的简介，并没有真正反映它的其余内容，4 8 4

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我在推特上问了你们

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哇啊啊啊！

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不要！！

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啊啊啊！！

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川普...不要川普...

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*笑*
【他们想告诉你的是
手臂 X1，手臂 X1，腿 X1，腿 X1,
你看到的是
超人の披肩 X1，腿 X2，超人の屌 X1，手臂 X2】

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神他妈！好吧，这个还行！！

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1...好吧，它看起来像一条手臂，另外一条手臂，一条腿，另一条腿

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实际上，它却是两个手臂，超人の披肩，两条腿，以及超人の屌
*233*

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我12了，

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终于一些体面点的东西在运作了

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可以，可以

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现在...我以后就会这样看待“安全出口”标志

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*读* Tom Cruise在他脸上的确切中心有一颗牙齿。

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*尴尬的沉默*

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等等!*KAZOO KID的强调*

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我天...

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噢...噢 我 的 天哪

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我的天！！

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噢噢噢噢哦哦哦哦哦哦

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哦哦哦哦

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这改变了我的世界观！！

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拜拜...

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*找关闭键*

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拜拜

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到今天，屁弟派也再也没看过这个

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*读*
任天堂64真心像考拉...

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*笑*

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*笑*
【LOL(laugh out loud)=卫星
不得不看】

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是啊*笑*

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好吧，好吧，下一个

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*笑*

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菊花蛋蛋

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*笑*

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真的么
*笑*

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*笑*

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为什么
*停顿*这一点都不好笑

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这一点不好笑，我只是...奶奶家的香蕉皮...

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*笑*

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这个真心好

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我...我还记得我第一次看这个的时候，我还说
“雾草，这是啥”

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因为这真心像一头熊在
Toblerone Mountain（瑞士三角朱古力）上

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不错，额，不错，这是个隐藏的小彩蛋

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*读*有人指出我我朋友的狗的前额上有个蝙蝠侠的标志

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我滴神，好神奇！我必须要看看Edgar有木有~~

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来吧，Edgar，你要是有这个标志，我就能你把卖了！！

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好吧，有么...

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好吧，别动，别动，别动

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Edgar~

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Edgar

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我不能...

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啊，菊花蛋蛋，你屁用没有

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巨型食蚁兽的腿像熊猫的一样

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哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦

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什么？？？

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*读* 这条毛毛虫的背上看起来就像有一些小企鹅！！

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我擦嘞

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你知道吗...这是艺术品好吧。。

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这很酷...

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你需要把那个苹果框起来

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我现在告诉你

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这以后肯定值一百万

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你需要把它框起来

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*读*什么东西只因为在人群中最多看了你一眼，就再也没能忘记你容颜

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嘿...嘿，米奇很喜欢那根屌4 8 4

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我一直以为这很明显

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我不..我不知道我总是以为这很明显，你知道兔纸...兔纸屎...

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我一直这样以为你知道么......

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我以前很开森，就好像在说“嘿，妈妈，我在吔屎！！”

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然后妈妈说“阔以哟骚年”

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*笑*液，爽啊*笑*

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*读*Iggy Pop的躯体看起来很...桑心...

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BGM:Mad World-Micheal Andrews

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*读*如果你同时打开两个窗口看像素大战和捉鬼敢死队，他们神他妈是一样的！！

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开始吧...

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*233*

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*23333333*

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*233*

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山口山，雾草
*233*

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*笑*

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好像是这样的！！*笑*

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*233*

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是的*笑*

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美若天仙！！

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索尼...影视..

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握草

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我是说...他们...都是很好看的电影

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好吧，我很开森索尼找到了个模板，而且还真心有用！

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所以他们就可以Ctrl+C和Ctrl+v了...

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你懂得...复制粘贴...

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我觉得这真心酷...

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*读*三星logo里面的A是倒过来的V！！

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不！！

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不可能

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不可能！！！

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不可能！！

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人家明明是A！！

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告诉他们！！Ainsley！！

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老铁们，双击点赞666

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砰！

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屁弟派
卒
享年3岁