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什麼東西被看到後...

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無法被看不見

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就像牙膏一樣

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如果你把它擠出來

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你不能把它塞回去

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什麼東西被看到後...

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無法被...看不見

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什麼東西被看到後...

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永遠...無法被...看不見

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孩子你最好看看

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因為當你看完這影片後
你的臉會變成這樣

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一旦你看過後你將無法看不到它
除非...當然是...

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好痛

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好的,我們來回顧一些驚人的

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不能看不見

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好吧...管它的

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最熱門的

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治療師...更像是
強姦犯

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喔..喔...肏
的確是這樣

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我不...我都不知道

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嘿!它看起來像鴨子

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WTF

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嗯...是啊...

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我想這影片戲劇性的開頭
無法真的反映其餘的內容,對吧?

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我請在推特上的bros...

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停!

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唐納...不要是唐納

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天殺的!好吧這個很棒

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1...OK , 他看起來有
一隻手,一隻手,一條腿,一條腿

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但是實際上是兩隻手,超人披風,兩條腿
還有超人的屌

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我才12

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終於有一些正經的作品了

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好樣的,好樣的

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現在,這就是我如何看緊急出口標誌了

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湯姆·克魯斯的一顆牙齒剛好在嘴巴的正中間
不能看不到

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稍等一下!!
(註:學卡祖男孩)

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我的老天

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喔...我的老天

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我的老天!!

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這改變了一切
我從來沒探究我自己

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再會了

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再會了

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"在今天...無法再見到pewdiepie了"

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"謙遜並不是少思考你自己
而是少想到你自己"
(譯者:我不知道他想表達什麼,所以我亂翻)

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任天堂64看起來完全像是無尾熊

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嗯哼

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好...好...另一個

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天殺的

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這是真的嗎??

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為什麼它...
那甚至不好笑

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那甚至不...我只是...
天殺的耶穌基督啊

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這個很棒

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我記得我第一次看到的時候
我有點WTF

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因為真的像有隻熊在Toblerone山上

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不錯...那裡有不錯的小隱藏

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有人對我朋友指出
她的狗的前額有蝙蝠俠...

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我的天吶那真棒
我必須檢查一下Edgar

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拜託,Edgar,如果你有那標誌
我就有可能把你賣出去

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好的,你有什麼?

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好,站好,站好,站好!
老天爺啊...

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Edgar

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Edgar

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我不能...

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天殺的你真沒用

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巨型食蟻獸的腳
看起來像熊貓

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什麼??!!

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這隻毛毛蟲看起來
上面有很多小企鵝

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他媽的沒門!!

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OK,你知道嗎?
那真的很屌,好嗎

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那很他媽的酷

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你必須把那蘋果裱框起來

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我正在告訴你

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那將會值一百萬

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你必須把那蘋果裱框起來

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什麼東西被看到後,無法...

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嘿...嘿...米老鼠喜歡那根屌
我說的對吧?

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我一直覺得這很明顯

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我不...我不知道,我一直覺得這很明顯
你懂得...兔子屎

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我一直覺得是這樣
你知道嗎?

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我很開心
我就像:嘿媽!我在吃屎

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然後我媽就:讚!!!!!!!!!!

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耶~棒呆了

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Iggy Pop的身體看起來...很傷心

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如果你開兩個視窗然後兩邊各看
世界大對戰跟魔鬼剋星的預告
他們是天殺的同一部片

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開始吧

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WTF

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YES!!

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YES!!

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那真他媽的美

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索尼....影視娛樂

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WTF

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我是說它們都是精彩的電影

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所以我很開心Sony找到了公式
那真的有用

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所以他們可以只是再製它

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你知道的...
然後複製

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我覺得真的很酷

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Samsung商標的A
是顛倒的V

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不...

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不...

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不!

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不!

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那是個A

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告訴他們Ainsley!

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