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*that intro tho*

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What is the funniest thing on the planet?

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That's right! Face Swaps!

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Ainsley, go!

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HILARIOUS!

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What if I told you, there was a bot

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That will do this for you?

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What if I told you, about the greatest bot of all time?

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A bot...

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...that lets you FACE SWAP *that face*

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It's called Project Merfy (?), and you can ask it anything~

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*heartbeat noise*

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We finally done it

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The science has mastered it

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We could use this....for greater good of mankind.

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We could ask it anything! *heartbeat noise continues*

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Now let's ask...

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What if keemstar...

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*heartbeat noise*

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...had hair?

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...

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*laugh*

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Excuse me, I think it's a valid question (is it?)

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Don't you think, Ainsley?

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*stare*

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Thank you very much for backing me up on that one.

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What if Leafy...had a chin?

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I know it is dangerous, Ainsley!

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But I have to know!

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...

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Why did Hitler show up?!

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I'm not joking, what the f is that?!

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I knew I knew I knew it!

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I kneeew it!

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I keep saying it but no one listens~

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Come on!

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I need to know...for science!

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*laugh*here we go... I KNEW IT!

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I knew it!

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What if Hitler, was good?

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Akward silence

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Everything would be different.

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What if Jackcepticeye was funny?

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*Laughs*

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You never know what you're going to get. x2

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Okay here we go.

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What if Sorsha was a vegan?

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Hmm? How 'bout that? Remember that vegan girl?

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(Audio clip play back) "So slutty."

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What if she was actually a vegan?

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Creepy sounds slowly getting deeper from a high pitched base

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(The) fuck is this?

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Where is she?

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Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h *chuckles*

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*Takes Breath*

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Why?

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Let me try that again.

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Give me another option come on

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(What) the fuck are you doing?

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O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h *Laughs breathy*

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No, thats a really good face swap. Really really *Laughs* that is fucking terrifying

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What the fuck happened there?

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Ainsley! Do something!

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Audible problem

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Now this question pains me.

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But, what if Harambe was alive?

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Dark, sad music

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Thats Leslie Jones.

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Quiet, slow music

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No.

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Quiet, Slow Music

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No.

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Music continues

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Leslie Jones is not Harambe

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Again, music continues

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Ainsley!

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Leslie Jones is not Harambe!

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Say it!

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Why is Leslie Jones?

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God no! x2

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Not Leslie Jones!

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Lets try again.

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What if Harambe was Jesus?

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Suspenseful music plays

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Is this some kind of joke?

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Now that's pretty sexy.

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You know what? Fuck Marzia! I would fuck the shit out of that bitch!

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Oh wait it's Jackcepticeye.

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Goddamnit!

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Leslie Jones, for fuck's sake! Ok?

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Can you just not?

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That is Leslie Jones on a white man's face. That is, racist.

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I am triggered. Fuck you.

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Goddamnit! God fucking damnit! Goddamnit

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This is proof, there is no god.

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I  know! Marina Joyce!

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Was she kidnapped?

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What if Marina Joyce was kidnapped?

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(The) pupils really does the trick doesn't it?

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We got sidetracked!

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We need this for human-kind.

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What if (Donald) Trump was president?

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That is so wrong!

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On so many levels.

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Ok!

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Here's the question everyone's asking.

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What if PewDiePie was good?

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Alright! I hope you enjoyed this video!

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Uhm, Ainsley is quitting.

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We had a good run, didn't we, Ainsley?

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Now, I left a Twitter poll, on who should replace Ainsley, so...

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Leave a comment down below

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Ainsley, we wish you the best of luck in the future, on your future endeavors

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Where ever you will go, we support you, and of course, you are welcome back anytime you want Ainsley

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Uhm, I hope you have a great time, and that maybe one day, you will find what you wanna do in life, and, feel free to say hi you know anytime

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Grab a beer or something like that

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We wish you best of luck, everyone wish Ainsley best of luck in the future.

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And yeah love you guys so much!

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And I'll see you bros in the next video

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Stay awesome bros!

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